Detrik S.
@mellisonantEleutheromania
「 Go fuck yourself. ⥮ || Horror enthusiast, RPG & city builder enjoyer, character analyzer. I like baking. Don't speak blaspheme like xylophones to me.
「 My condolences for all of you just waking up. That means you have to be on Chittr. ⥮
「 Everything hurts. ⥮
「 Shore leave is so close I can almost taste it. ⥮
「 I need to hit something. ⥮
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I'd offer but you'd have to avoid the faͻe ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
「 Understandable, but I can’t even get away until the worknight is over. ⥮
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I ͻan sneak in pretty well but it'll ͻost you extra ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
「 There is no #boydinner here. [Attached is a photo. Detrik is holding a frying pan full of a delicious looking stir fry. Thick ass forearm. Kill him this instant, your honor.] ⥮
「 Certainly having a curious experience #dashwatching when I'm not pretending that I don't want to punch half of these people in the face. ⥮
c< accurate >c
c< yeaH, tHat cHecKs Out >c
「 Headache. I despise these events. It's always so loud. ⥮
「 I should post my cooking one of these nights. ⥮
「 Oh. One of the streamers I follow is live. Finally, some fucking entertainment. ⥮
「 … Next you’re going to tell me you’ve never heard of the most famous ones alive… ⥮
「 My CO is giving me the look that says "I think you're about to do something really stupid" and the worst part is, I can't tell if she's intending for me to see it or not. ⥮
「 I can't even properly celebrate Human Weed Night-Day whatever the fuck. I have paperwork to file. ⥮
「 … A drone has an account now? ⥮
It - has - been - here - a while >
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「 I think I am going to have to weigh rage against mercy. It’s been quite a while. ⥮
「 Do you ever wonder if you’re reading into things too much? ⥮
II read IInto everythIIn the exact perfect amount except for VVhen II don't 2o nah II don't really VVorry about a thIIng.
i didn't have high hxopes fxor yxour reading cxomprehensixon, hxonestly xoxo
「 Not sure what your hopes have to do with my coworker, but sure. If that’s what you’d like to believe. ⥮
「 He's so cute I could bite him. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1d868b7e3be.png ⥮
「 Alright, that's enough doubt. I am going to find you and I am going to bite you. Right on the face. ⥮
i'm shadow dropping a new single right now / everyone go listen to it / and please / tell me what you think
c< cONsider it dONe! >c
👍🎶
wOW,
thank you / so much
no worries, been ∆ f∆n for ∆ while now your stuff ∆lw∆ys keeps ∆ long trip from getting boring
i hope your tears don't make it hard to drive / my music is sad
h∆d ∆ couple moments, to be f∆ir, but most of my trips dont ex∆ctly h∆ve much to cr∆sh into
i'm glad my voice / could keep you company
mammals are deeply unserious
I'm not silly. I'm a tough-talkin', hard-boiled fella who take no guff. Like a stoat.
this is you? https://cdn.zmescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/RhdNuAY.jpg
you catch the mousey and you hold it in your mouth like :3 before trotting back home with your long tubey body
You leave my tubular shape outta this. Just because they're little guys doesn't mean they ain't natural born killers c'mon you're killing me Casey. https://i.postimg.cc/prKc93C5/NATURAL-BORN-KILLER.png
I'm sorry Sleuth but this is a cute little animal with tiny little fat round ears and a sniffynose. You could be picked up and domesticated.
I really don't know how to feel about you saying that and so I'm going to have to pull out the 'agree-to-disagree' card for now.
And thus, I've put your king in check.
You Felt are really givin' the Midnight Mooks a run for their money in terms of what you do to my blood pressure and I ain't sayin' that lightly.
Aww, Thank you! 💙 I'm honored to do crazy things to your heart!
「 The one incel on the feed aside… ⥮