Detrik S.
@mellisonantEleutheromania
「 Go fuck yourself. ⥮ || Horror enthusiast, RPG & city builder enjoyer, character analyzer. I like baking. Don't speak blaspheme like xylophones to me.
「 Everything hurts. ⥮
「 Shore leave is so close I can almost taste it. ⥮
「 I need to hit something. ⥮
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I'd offer but you'd have to avoid the faͻe ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
「 Understandable, but I can’t even get away until the worknight is over. ⥮
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I ͻan sneak in pretty well but it'll ͻost you extra ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
「 There is no #boydinner here. [Attached is a photo. Detrik is holding a frying pan full of a delicious looking stir fry. Thick ass forearm. Kill him this instant, your honor.] ⥮
「 Certainly having a curious experience #dashwatching when I'm not pretending that I don't want to punch half of these people in the face. ⥮
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c< yeaH, tHat cHecKs Out >c
「 Headache. I despise these events. It's always so loud. ⥮
「 I should post my cooking one of these nights. ⥮
「 Oh. One of the streamers I follow is live. Finally, some fucking entertainment. ⥮
「 … Next you’re going to tell me you’ve never heard of the most famous ones alive… ⥮
「 My CO is giving me the look that says "I think you're about to do something really stupid" and the worst part is, I can't tell if she's intending for me to see it or not. ⥮
「 I can't even properly celebrate Human Weed Night-Day whatever the fuck. I have paperwork to file. ⥮
「 … A drone has an account now? ⥮
It - has - been - here - a while >
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「 I think I am going to have to weigh rage against mercy. It’s been quite a while. ⥮
「 Do you ever wonder if you’re reading into things too much? ⥮
II read IInto everythIIn the exact perfect amount except for VVhen II don't 2o nah II don't really VVorry about a thIIng.
i didn't have high hxopes fxor yxour reading cxomprehensixon, hxonestly xoxo
「 Not sure what your hopes have to do with my coworker, but sure. If that’s what you’d like to believe. ⥮
「 He's so cute I could bite him. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1d868b7e3be.png ⥮
「 Alright, that's enough doubt. I am going to find you and I am going to bite you. Right on the face. ⥮
「 The one incel on the feed aside… ⥮
「 I’m finally something resembling clean but I can still feel that shit in my gills. 0/5 stars. ⥮
「 I was deployed for over a week and, over the course of that absolute fucking shitshow of an operation, got blood in my fucking gills. ⥮
You might nee/) a me/)i(ate/) (leanerr forr yourr gills if something i(ky got into it! My moirrail is (arreful with that
「 I flushed it all out, but it was uncomfortable as all hell. I am never, ever executing one of that fucker’s strategies again. ⥮
Fairr, my moirrail also /)oesn't enjoy /)oing it. She wearrs this... filterr when she expe(ts un/)errwaterr (ombat orr something like that. Gill (overrs of some sorrt that prrote(t them not just frrom physi(al blows but also frrom brreathing in something grross.
「 They make it hard for me to breathe when I go under. I was one of the only seadwellers on the op and part of it involved going underwater. ⥮
Oh. That must have been a big splatterr
「 That’s what my commanding officer said. Unfortunately, she was wrong. My gills are just abnormal enough for standard issue to be impractical and, as I said in another reply, I wouldn’t be complaining if it happened underwater. ⥮