Detrik S.

1 month ago

「 Fffffuck ⥮

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

1 month ago

「 Everything hurts. ⥮

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

「 Shore leave is so close I can almost taste it. ⥮

Kult: +10

Total: 10

「 I need to hit something. ⥮

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

Fiasna Dassir

@serendipitousPanjandrum[SP]

𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I'd offer but you'd have to avoid the faͻe ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹

↩ @serendipitousPanjandrum[SP]

「 Understandable, but I can’t even get away until the worknight is over. ⥮

Fiasna Dassir

@serendipitousPanjandrum[SP]

𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I ͻan sneak in pretty well but it'll ͻost you extra ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹

「 Hmmm. Considering something. ⥮

「 There is no #boydinner here. [Attached is a photo. Detrik is holding a frying pan full of a delicious looking stir fry. Thick ass forearm. Kill him this instant, your honor.] ⥮

#boydinner

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

Ψo♆ that. ₣ood. The food ∫ooks good.

「 ... Are you okay? ⥮

Yeah Ah'm a∫right.

「 If you're sure. ⥮

「 What...the fuck? ⥮

「 Certainly having a curious experience #dashwatching when I'm not pretending that I don't want to punch half of these people in the face. ⥮

#dashwatching

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

Karama Golthi

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< accurate >c

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

「 It's the only thing making this event bearable. ⥮

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Karama Golthi

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< yeaH, tHat cHecKs Out >c

「 Headache. I despise these events. It's always so loud. ⥮

Kult: +7

Total: 7

「 ... Hm. ⥮

「 I should post my cooking one of these nights. ⥮

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Ya shou∫d. Ah'd ∫ike ta see that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

「 Oh. One of the streamers I follow is live. Finally, some fucking entertainment. ⥮

Kult: +57

Kull: +50

Total: 107

Ratio: 1.14

Streamer?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

「 … As in livestream? ⥮

Kult: +2

Total: 2

... Ah dunno ♆hat that is...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Is that the 'cam mode∫' thing one'a them humans ♆as ta∫kin' about...?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

「 … Next you’re going to tell me you’ve never heard of the most famous ones alive… ⥮

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

「 … No, that’s a subcategory, and not the one I’m referencing. ⥮

... nooo... (yes...)

「 You are missing out on some of the funniest motherfuckers alive. ⥮

Is that so?

「 I’ll send you a link. ⥮

「 My CO is giving me the look that says "I think you're about to do something really stupid" and the worst part is, I can't tell if she's intending for me to see it or not. ⥮

「 I can't even properly celebrate Human Weed Night-Day whatever the fuck. I have paperwork to file. ⥮

「 … A drone has an account now? ⥮

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

Profor Tempus

@watchingAuthor[WA]

It - has - been - here - a while >

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @watchingAuthor[WA]

「 Hm. ⥮

Imperial Drone #444

@imperialDrone[ID]

---------------------------------------- BEEP B00P 🙂‍↕️ --- ACC0UNT CREATI0N DATE: 03/28 ----------------------------------------

↩ @imperialDrone[ID]

「 I see. ⥮

「 I think I am going to have to weigh rage against mercy. It’s been quite a while. ⥮

Kull: +5

Total: 5

「 Do you ever wonder if you’re reading into things too much? ⥮

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

proton.

@technocratAberrant[TA]

II read IInto everythIIn the exact perfect amount except for VVhen II don't 2o nah II don't really VVorry about a thIIng.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @technocratAberrant[TA]

「 Thank you. This was spectacularly unhelpful. ⥮

The Unvirgin

@theUnvirgin[TU]

i didn't have high hxopes fxor yxour reading cxomprehensixon, hxonestly xoxo

↩ @theUnvirgin[TU]

「 Not sure what your hopes have to do with my coworker, but sure. If that’s what you’d like to believe. ⥮

「 He's so cute I could bite him. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1d868b7e3be.png ⥮

Kult: +52

Kull: +45

Total: 97

Ratio: 1.16

₣uck off Ah ain't cute. Try ta bite me, Ah dare ya.

「 Maybe I will. ⥮

Doubt it.

「 Alright, that's enough doubt. I am going to find you and I am going to bite you. Right on the face. ⥮

... Ψhat? No ya ain't. Quit ∫yin'.

「 Not lying, Zekiel. ⥮

Good ∫uck findin' me Detrik.

「 :) ⥮

Kull: +5

Total: 5

「 The one incel on the feed aside… ⥮

Kult: +25

Kull: +30

Total: 55

Ratio: 0.83

Burais Karleh?

@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<cmon

↩ @tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

「 … Who are you? ⥮

Burais Karleh?

@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<nvm

↩ @tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

「 ???? ⥮

「 Anyways. What have I missed? ⥮

Kull: +5

Total: 5

「 I’m finally something resembling clean but I can still feel that shit in my gills. 0/5 stars. ⥮

Kult: +50

Kull: +50

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.00

「 I was deployed for over a week and, over the course of that absolute fucking shitshow of an operation, got blood in my fucking gills. ⥮

Kamika Ecesis

@dulceAnagenesis[DA]

You might nee/) a me/)i(ate/) (leanerr forr yourr gills if something i(ky got into it! My moirrail is (arreful with that

↩ @dulceAnagenesis[DA]

「 I flushed it all out, but it was uncomfortable as all hell. I am never, ever executing one of that fucker’s strategies again. ⥮

Kamika Ecesis

@dulceAnagenesis[DA]

Fairr, my moirrail also /)oesn't enjoy /)oing it. She wearrs this... filterr when she expe(ts un/)errwaterr (ombat orr something like that. Gill (overrs of some sorrt that prrote(t them not just frrom physi(al blows but also frrom brreathing in something grross.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

「 They make it hard for me to breathe when I go under. I was one of the only seadwellers on the op and part of it involved going underwater. ⥮

↩ @dulceAnagenesis[DA]

「 Haha, if this had happened underwater I wouldn’t be complaining. ⥮

Kamika Ecesis

@dulceAnagenesis[DA]

Oh. That must have been a big splatterr

↩ @dulceAnagenesis[DA]

「 Extremely. ⥮