Detrik S.
@mellisonantEleutheromania
「 Go fuck yourself. ⥮ || Horror enthusiast, RPG & city builder enjoyer, character analyzer. I like baking. Don't speak blaspheme like xylophones to me.
「 Everything hurts. ⥮
「 I need to hit something. ⥮
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I'd offer but you'd have to avoid the faͻe ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
「 Understandable, but I can’t even get away until the worknight is over. ⥮
The hoofbeasts got ta my goddamn vegetab∫e patch. Ah'm ∫osin' my mind. Look at em. Just fuckin' munchin' do♆n, bastards. Stardust busted em out he's too damn smart Ah s♆ear. He's ∫ookin' at me ∫ike AH'M in *his* ♆ay. Boy. Git ta yer fuckin' fie∫d. #horses #mycabbages #mourning
「 There is no #boydinner here. [Attached is a photo. Detrik is holding a frying pan full of a delicious looking stir fry. Thick ass forearm. Kill him this instant, your honor.] ⥮
i wonder how does one go about getting their bulge rated by @/bulgeCurator #nsfw
「 Just DM them. Worked for me. ⥮
「 Certainly having a curious experience #dashwatching when I'm not pretending that I don't want to punch half of these people in the face. ⥮
c< accurate >c
Yaknow I h3ar thi2 human J32u2 guy wa2 a pr3tty cool dud3
From what I know th3 dud3 wa2 2up3r cool and nic3 to p3opl3 and th3n tho23 fuck3r2 lik3, nail3d him up on a giant cro22 and th3n h3 di3d and cam3 back to lif3 thr33 day2 lat3r which hon32tly i2 ju2t m3tal a2 fuck
Ah'm a ∫i∫ nervous just sho♆in' my ♆ho∫e face on∫ine but Ah figure Ah may as ♆e∫∫ do one'a them "se∫fies"... don't mind the hoofbeast, he's nosy. #horse #se∫fie https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/209fc06a891b.png
「 Oh. One of the streamers I follow is live. Finally, some fucking entertainment. ⥮
「 … Next you’re going to tell me you’ve never heard of the most famous ones alive… ⥮
Ah ∫ook a♆ay from the screen for a coup∫e'a hours and y'a∫∫ are sti∫∫ goin' on about yer bu∫ges... free ♆i∫∫ is funny.
... ♆hat the he∫∫ is Matesprit Is∫and?
「 Reality entertainment feed show, I believe. ⥮