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c< sad 2 see tHe @NOrMalPuppet puppet gO, i liKed iM! #aNgelsNutritiONblOcK >c
Yes!
(Someone submit something. I need 200 submissions and I'm one away from that.)
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Ah found a neat rock ♆hi∫e ♆a∫kin' around the fie∫d. https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/c3eae3981f84.png
Ah'm a ∫i∫ nervous just sho♆in' my ♆ho∫e face on∫ine but Ah figure Ah may as ♆e∫∫ do one'a them "se∫fies"... don't mind the hoofbeast, he's nosy. #horse #se∫fie https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/209fc06a891b.png
-Every day I )(elp make a troll more murderous is anot)(er day I win. -Every day I )(elp my species reac)( its base instinct is one more song sung of my triump)(. I want you all to know: I love every sinle troll; of every caste, of every blood color, across every )(emospectrum. And t)(at love must be repaid in killin. Killin, and more killin, and more killin. And t)(e lower t)(e caste, t)(e more glorious t)(e killin. And t)(e more wort)(less t)(e blood, t)(e more beautiful t)(e struggle, and t)(e stronger t)(ey may be. So go on. In my name, IN T)(-----E NAM------E OF YOUR -----EMPR-----ESS! K------E--------EP! KILLING!!!!!!
₣inished up ♆orkin' for the most part... herded the catt∫e ta another fie∫d today. Gotta ∫et the grass 'n soi∫ recover. No♆ Ah gotta do somethin' e∫se ta keep my hands busy. Ho♆'s everyone doin'?
Ψent out ♆ith the ♆o∫ves and caught a ten point today. Gonna process it, might make somethin' nice ♆ith the fur instead'a se∫∫in' it off... gah. They're tryin' ta sneak nibb∫es. ₣uckers act ∫ike Ah don' feed em.
Havin' ta ∫eave out traps again, too many ∫i∫ critters been sneakin' the feed meant for my goddamn catt∫e.
being a moderator is stressful / can i request positive affirmations
Oh. Ψe∫∫. Ah ♆on't stop ya, if ya ♆anna sho♆ me.
A∫right. Humans havin' a buncha ∫anguages is one thing, yer te∫∫in' me they got a∫∫ this good music too? ₣uck. Okay. Ho♆ do Ah 'search' stuff? Ah need more.
W3ll, imma ch3ck out for a bit. DM2 ar3 op3n if you n33d m3 and aint too 2car3d to hit m3 up
When Ah saw his handle on here Ah felt my pumper skip a beat. Ah know it'll never happen though. Ah ain't worth the time and he's far above my station in life. So Ah'll admire him from afar just like the stars.
Btw Guttercade is NOT open on account of it being some kind of fucked up human holiday that is sure to invite financial ruin. I will NOT be dealing with clowns tonight.
i wouldn't be so chubby / if food wasn't this tasty
today for breakfast i had a cluckbeast embryo sandwich with oinkbeast strips / i would send a picture / but i ate it / so you can imagine it
Drunk as shit ∫aughin' at @abjectDetermination and his jokes.
₣ound the ∫i∫ fuckers that've been diggin' up my damn crops. ₣eedin' em ta the ♆o∫ves, Ah'm sick of em fuckin' up my harvest the past coup∫e'a perigees.
i think the chittr anonymous mods are farming our data and putting it in the water that turns the frogs gay (Yes we are.)
Yes. Yes he is.
i'm shadow dropping a new single right now / everyone go listen to it / and please / tell me what you think
mammals are deeply unserious
this site is full of ghouls and spambots ._. im not surprised
if i was the boss i would give myself permission to wear a shirt that said "warning: choking hazard" on my tits
cheap chocolate for casey #secret 5 am gas station chocolate that nobody can take from me
Fairr, my moirrail also /)oesn't enjoy /)oing it. She wearrs this... filterr when she expe(ts un/)errwaterr (ombat orr something like that. Gill (overrs of some sorrt that prrote(t them not just frrom physi(al blows but also frrom brreathing in something grross.
Not often but only because I'd rather put it directly into my mouth from the cannister
Snail la vie! That's Fren:Ch for uh. Sometimes you have to pet a snail.
I get icecream
watching some human make a mushroom stew right now and I really wanna reach through the screen and take it from her. Oooohhh it looks so yummy. I can make my own soup though. I'm powerful enough for that.
i'm watching a clown get scammed this is almost sad if it wasn't entirely justified.
the con is coming to a close / i'm heading back to outglut with kalian by train / since kalian is riding with me i feel comfortable sleeping on the ride / i probably won't be online during that
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
Its True And You Should Say It
ohhh ya they r
"NOW that I'm good and ready to roll, it's time we get back to BUSINESS. Luckily, I'v vound just the troll to speak to. There they are now, looking WISTVULLY ovv into the sea. I think. That could be a divvrent emotion. I can't tell because they're vacing away vrom me. AHEM. HELLO there SEADWELLER! Are you perhaps thinking on RECENT DRAMA you would like to HEY DON'T TOUCH THE EQUIPMENT HEY HEY" @mellisonantEleutheromania https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/ea64ebe6bdea.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/2v60505de02v.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/85d0a177cv28.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/a7465bd1077d.png
tha rankmaid runs her chittr like the alternian fleet n all I can say to that is: RESPECT!!!!
/// Real quick, Trizza is very canon divergent and objectively doens't know who the humans are. She knows of them, but individual ones she doesn't know/care. ^^
( they need that ) ( also @murdererHonkhonk ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8933e7c8b76d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/359500faab4f.png
"NOW --- You may be thinking. 'Argyri, you'v been walking vor a pretty long time. Are you evr going to vind someone to harass?' And to that I say. I SAID 'ONLY TIME WILL TELL.' Besides, look! Ovr there! I think there's a tall shadowy-looking vigure! Let's go talk to them! ---Hyeellooo, mysteriously tall troll. Might I ask what you're doing out here in the middle ov nowhere?" ( Ov course, the would-be target ov Argyri's harassment only gets to breathe into the mic bevore Argyri is gone, leaving their lusus-slash-tripod behind. Because that's scary. (i hope these are in the right order)) @murdererHonkhonk https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/d7547040ad0a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/bc5v19e0e29c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/45ad89175cb8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/37a44783285d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/3vc5ee18d6e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/86c536v3d816.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/8799cc2eevdd.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/02bv9c467689.png
I thought so as well. Ego sum ira Domini.
((thank you! it's one of my favorite bits to do with kankri, and i am so glad someone appreciates his stupid hypocrisy))
((I need you to know I've 100% noticed every like your Kankri has given to Cronus's bullshit and I love it so much I love hypocritical blind spot Kankri this is so good))
Ah, y9u're right, it is a little lengthy. Here is a pr9p9sed alternative: #CasteAtypicalA6errati9nsAreN9tJustF9rWarm6l99dedTr9lls I fixed my griev9us typ9 9f the w9rd "a6errati9n" f9r clarity and 6revity purp9ses, s9 h9pefully there will 6e a 6etter chance 9f it catching 9n in the future. Thank y9u!
I understand, 6ut I still urge y9u t9 use y9ur unique place 9f privilege t9 help 9thers. As a high6l99d (a n9menclature that I als9 urge y9u t9 rec9nsider as it implies a sense 9f superi9rity), if y9u remain silent 9n these kind 9f imp9rtant issues, y9u are n9 6etter than th9se wh9 cull discriminately. If it w9uld help, perhaps we can start a hashtag campaign here 9n Chittr t9 raise awareness. I am thinking s9mething like #CasteAtypicalA66erati9nsAreN9tJustF9rWarm6l99dedTr9lls has a nice ring t9 it.
yeah we're gonnnna beat you to death with explodinng hammmmers. sorry it's the onnly way
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THE TYPE OF PERSON THEY'D WANT WATCHING. I DONT KNOW, SOMETHING ABOUT /NOT LIKING MEN/.
mme annd a pack of wild butches are goinng to stormm your locationn like it's d-day
Unf9rtunately, I am sure this is true. A l9t 9f the same anat9mical variati9ns that get hyperscrutinized when they appear in warmerhued tr9lls are 9ften willfully ign9red when they present themselves in R9yal-Vs. As a seadweller with a caste-atypical anat9mical variati9n, I c9mmend y9u f9r 6eing aware 9f the privilege y9u have in this scenari9, and I h9pe y9u are a6le t9 use it t9 adv9cate f9r y9ur warmerhued 6rethren.
13 sweeps / around 26 years Aquadromantic / "human romance inclined" Trans masc Karkat real Situationship style shit with @turntechCreamsicle
WHO FUCKING CARES IF YOU'RE NOT INTO PAILING LIKE "OTHER PEOPLE"? NOBODY SHOULD GIVE A SHIT BUT YOU. YOU'RE NOT WEIRD OR FUCKED UP OR FUCKING ANY OF THAT, FOR WHATEVER YOU DO OR DON'T FEEL ON THE SUBJECT. DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS OVER SHIT THAT ONLY HAS TO MATTER TO YOU. #SEMINSFW
IF YOURE NOT INTO IT, YOURE NOT STOP BEATING YOURSELF OVER IT, IF ANYTHING THE FREAKS TALKING ABOUT PAILING SUBJECTS ARE ODD AND WEIRD LOL, THAT INCLUDES ME TOO. IM TRYING TO PROVIDE REASSURANCE THAT YOURE COMPLETELY VALID ON YOUR OWN WITH NO TALKS ABOUT PAILING
SOMETIMES I FEEL BAD AND ODD AND WEIRD FOR NOT BEING AS INTO PAILING S^BJECTS AS THE REST OF THE TROLLS ON THIS SITE. AND THEN I FEEL F^CKING ST^PID FOR THAT BECA^SE WHY AM I COMPARING MYSELF TO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? B^T I DON'T ACT^ALLY STOP COMPARING MYSELF EVEN AFTER THAT. IT'S REALLY F^CKING D^MB.
Aight bet. Anything's better than a literal cave.
(• - •) I followed advise from Chittr and I found a small bar looking for a singer and since that's all I can really do. I auditioned and got it. ⚘
---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
*scraping noises*
I'm not very good at art admittedly, but it has been fun to draw a couple things. Ego sum ira Domini.
There’ll be more to come in the future, don’t worry!! Besides sometimes artefacts end up back in my hands for one reason or another.
for the record if anybody shoots me with a paintball before i get my hands on a paintball gun, I'm chasing you Teeth-Out. I'M NOT PLAYING UNTIL I'M EQUIPPED TO PLAY.
some of these fuckers think they're such hot shit until they remember what my time thing actually is and that i don't have to be looking at them to shoot them good. >:(
i realized i didnt have an idea for a banner way too late. typical bullshit go
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
Earth music is quite good, recently I have listened to "Creature" by "half•alive". It's a good song, highly recommend. Ego sum ira Domini.
shitheaD: meowbeast stanD:ing on MY :Countertop eating meat grease out of MY :Cookware! I was saving that for LATER. #meowbeastProblems
:Can't wait to go to work tomorrow night! AnD: by work I mean float arounD: in the sea for 8 hours. #JustSeaD:wellerThings
SpenD: my money on :CarD:boarD: gambling? Or hoofbeastgirl gambling? Why is life so harD:?
more lusus news. she lAid An egg! you know whAt thAt meAns! yA girl is gonnA hAve A #omelette for dinner... for the next week
someone of you dont know what pasta 1s, let alone the 1mportance of bas1l and 1ts sad actually. depress1ng, even
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that's all
Evil operations are on hold, my brother invited me to Minecraft. To the nether, my #KulTT.
IT'$ OFFICIALLY MY WRIGLGING DAY. TIP$Y A$ FUCK WATCHING TROLL OURAN HIGH$CHOOL HO$TVLUB AT MIDNIGHT I$ HONOUR OF IT!! !
what the fuck go sleep
Guess who just got verified! 8888)
Morninb!!
thats like, straight tragic. i feel bad cuz sum ppl r just filled with so much luv, but they use it in da wrong way. supes sad!!!
taking the train to events is great / as hard as it is to find a seat in the warmblood cars / when you do it's a fairly comfortable ride / and i prefer it to scuttlebuggie travel
tru, but ppl us3 chindur mostly for r3d and i ha<3nt s33n anyon3 us3 grumbl3 for anything but black or ash3n but y3 th3y all say th3y work for 3<3rything cuz cours3 th3y do rotfl
oooh, das so sad, wtf :(
i m3an th3r3s chindur, corps3grindr, hang3, grumbl3, th3r3s lik3 a ton lol
i know i open my fat mouth a lot and ask a lotta stupid questions but even I know that some of the questions I've got are a death sentence. Socially and maybe Literally. That's not gonna stop me from posting about the concept of forbidden questions, though. Remember, Tadpoles: Stay foolish, Stay hungry. 💪
L34ST OBV1OUS F3D:
Aim for the self-esteem and the kneecaps in that order.
its also bc im )(otter t)(an t)(em but ya also dat. dealt wit )(aters my w)(ole life t)(o and t)(e biggest ones ended up dead or a battery dat also was dead so i aint worried
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gotta start setting up for a masquerade event. Outglut Observer got funded by a higher caste and by gog I will be delighted wasting their cutter. ]
u didn’t mark y♋️ur trigger warmings c♋️rrectly s♋️ i w♋️nt pt♋️tect ypu
I'll let her look around and try out. Personally, I'm all for speed and precision, but I'm not a judgemental dad. #acceptance
i hope the developer knows she's loved and appreciated / we all appreciate her
I have to go prep for my hunt this morning. Have a blessed night everyone. Ego sum ira Domini.
(( Crowbar only quirks when he's shout typing or stressed out and doc/ @onescratchOfmany is stressing him out with the pogchamp stuff its so funny #ooc
please remember to be respectful and responsible / social media is for everyone not just for you
curry and rice / yay
Was never a religious guy. Opened my heart to the Signless's teachings. Honored to be potentially the first human follower.
i love my matesprit / she's wonderful
//Chitter app when
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
[begin chit] you can rotate a moobeazt in your head for free they cannot ztop you. [end chit]
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(grinning joyfully) oh thats gore. thats gore of my comfort character.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Wrote a column this cycle about a goldblood who’s creating a large archive of lowblood stuff. They’re really cool. ]
mods are asleep. post polycrew truth content right now im kissing all three of those fuckers square on the mouth and theres nothing you can do about it
⤐Tr⊕ll Ke$ha is peak battle music.
⤐https://files.catb⊕x.m⊕e/96l⊕pa.png #warri⊕r⊕fthemind #survive⊕rdie #shellfie
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Sure, why not. ]
⤐They maim themselves ⊕n a trap. I end suffering with an arr⊕w. Quick. I am n⊕t c⊕nd⊕ning ⊕f cruelty. Being caught is pr⊕per humiliati⊕n and example bef⊕re death. But, being ⊕f that mind, a warri⊕r being ⊕f the mind is invaluable f⊕r the future ⊕f the empire.
⤐Science is being the basic warri⊕r's stepping st⊕ne. Tr⊕ll Einstein is based.
⤐Y⊕urs tied with cerulean.
⤐20 new c⊕rpses f⊕r M⊕ther. Traps have earned a new rec⊕rd. 20 ⊕f the weak seaweeded ⊕ut. #death
⤐They are being the few ⊕f c⊕rpses I feed t⊕ M⊕ther.
-> the sun doesn't try to kill you for one thing. and the most insane thing here are the humans, who are less deranged versions of us basically. though they have the sleep schedule of rainbow drinkers.
> 1 see y0ur "t1tty tuesday" and 1 ra1se y0u: w1ng wednesday. but make 1t a day early because 1 d0n't care #w1ngp0st1ng [[ 1t's a ph0t0 0f the 0uter edge 0f a sharp w1ng, feathered and startl1ngly large. paler barr1ng swathed acr0ss the p1n10ns gl1mmers w1th a ra1nb0w 1r1descence, and 1t l00ks alm0st l1ke the plumage can sh1ft 1n c0l0r, the base a sw1rled m1xture 0f deeper hues, warm br0wns blend1ng w1th mar00ns and m1dn1ght blues. ]]
> true as hell
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ They don't tell you that you can just cull anyone you see on the street. Just did. It was cathartic. ]
i owe you for my life forever ☘☘☘☘☘
There are o+ld recipes fro+m the caverns that I carry with me to+ this night. She may have been a mean o+ld bitch, but the Matro+ness co+uld make o+ne hell o+f a frygrub.
Before anybody asks me: of course it's fine to engage in social media with the enemy. As long as it's not the stupid ones.
You explode.
Team work. Make sure he can't bite.
2hit I hop3 I kinda hop3 it do32 2o I can h3ar about it all lat3r
im cured
Alright yall it2 tim3 for m3 to ca2h out for th3 night. A f3w too many drink2 and mor3 than a f3w too many po2t2 b3cau23 of all th3m lik32 and 2hit. L3t2 233 how many of you fuck3r2 ar3 2till around tomorrow
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Finally mother can rest. https://i.ibb.co/BKfdfNCf/IMG-2121.jpg
i'm finally gonna crawl into my recuperacoon / my spherebags are extreme / and as much as i love talking to all of you / sleep is very important
Now to go through th3 34 notification2 you maniac2 l3ft m3 in th3 m3antim3
✿ 𖥧f n❦𖧧h𖥧ng 𖥧s burden𖥧ng me 𖧧hen perhaps ✿
_ chittr only toxic to miserable trolls I be having a ball on this bitch_
@m3lli2onant3l3uth3romania TBH! iv3 233n you around h3r3 a bit 2o far. Not lik3 any of u2 hav3 b33n h3r3 long. Dunno 2hit about you but you 233m cool i gu322
Alright, fuck it ill g3t thi2 party 2tart3d Lik3 thi2 bitch for a TBH 3v3n if i dont know your a22
Goodnight Chitter Please Follow For More Sarcasm And qUality Hive Furnishings
cønsøle.løg("yeah all the trølls øn chitter");
no. equa𝑙 opportunity cu𝑙𝑙ing. we are a𝑙𝑙 equa𝑙 under the unforgi𝑣ing b𝑙ade of tyranny. and a𝑙so punctua𝑙ity i guess
The Punctuality Is Arguably More Unforgiving.
——↑ hope everyone ↑s hav↑ng a sparkly, fantast↑c n↑ght!-->
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier
gOnnA be wrAppEd up in a prOjEct for the night. gOodnIght to most of chittr
~° A friend of mine used to make these summary sheets for trolls she knew. I'm not certain how accurate it is exactly, but it should be an okay way to get a better idea of me. Don't ask me what the class and land stuff down at the bottom is, I have no idea. She was weird. https://i.imgur.com/mCWqxsx.png ~°
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Who allowed for politicians on my social media experiment?
cooking up a new colab for everyone / i hope you all like it
let me try something real quick. https://file.garden/Xi8xkLbMbnXQdXEx/chittrs/images/img-2026-03-23-23-11-37.png
It appears my account was momentarily hacked. I apologize for inappropriate language. The words posted were not my own and were not approved by me. My account is now secure.
She gas on my lean until I
[ Hey guys.] [ Im a FLARPer of several sweeps and i am gonna use this account to document some of the weirder and cooler things that have happened in the community over the years.] [ Follow for more!][]
good morning chittr ! please don’t manage to blow up while i’m asleep (-∧-；)