#angelsnutritionblock
all that aside first day of #angelsnutritionblock was acshoally fun i missed baking
- @golgothasTerror Hey there, ex-teammmmate! 😄😄 It's a shamme you were elimminated so early on! #AngelsNutritionblock - When are you going back to your old show.
[Outside the venue, the camera closes in on Junoia. She is sittng.. more so squating on the edge of a curb with a lit clown cigar in one hand her palmhusk in another. It would seem that she was in the middle of a call with someone titled "💛 ?" on the screen until the shuffling of the cameraman alerted her to their presence. With an unceremonious "Hang on, I will call you back," Junoia pocketed her palmhusk and directed her attention to the camera, taking one last, long drag form the cigar before snubbing the lit end on the ground.] "What. I§ that really all you came out here for? To a§k me for my opin...Read more
- YESSSSS #AngelsNutritionBlock #WasntElimminated #OleanaResponded 😆😆😆😆😆😆🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
↘️the reviews of my physically capable and more culinarily entrenched superiors are in.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE↗️ ↘️somehow↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE.↗️ ↘️i am not even going to lie, i literally do not know how this happened.↘️ ↗️TYPICALLY, MICROWAVING MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT SO THAT IT IS A LITTLE BIT TENDER WHEN I LATHE THE ROUNDED END INTO A PREPARED SLUDGEPUDDLE OF YOGHURT ELICITS NEGATIVE REACTIONS FROM MY FELLOW OFFICE STAFF.↗️ ↘️their expletives thrown in tandem with their whips.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR GOOD TASTE.↗️ ↘️i am just pleased to be of likeminded individuals on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️ ...Read more
Man I love getting to cook and have some fun competition, but I'm also all about this hot tub. #AngelsNutritionblock
c< iM surprised tHey let Me sMOKe, if iM beiNg real #aNgelsNutritiONblOcK >c
It's a bit mean but I'm glad the elimination was on the lime team this time. #angelsnutritionblock
moby i shoulda put two pictures of myshellf in the cake? or a 100 dollar bill? naut pike a bribe but if he wanna take it that way i wouldnt stop him #angelsnutritionblock
i always knew wrothe had it in him #teamwrothe #angelsnutritionblock
hell yeah lime team #angelsnutritionblock
stupid ass chef doesnt know good food if it was his llast meall. #angellsnutritionbllock
there’s no way lark1n’s d1sh would’ve tasted bad that’s some bullsh1t. anyway. oh what 1 would do to have some of juno1a’s d1sh r1ght about now #angelsnutr1t1onblock
1s 1t we1rd to have two people to root on for th1s and they’re on oppos1te teams l1ke. am 1 crazy or #angelsnutr1t1onblock
how does a team in which one of the members SUBMITS A CAN WIN. HOOFBEAST SHIT #angellsnutritionbllock
Now I will be honest. Canned pumpkin pie was a very... BOLD move. #angelsnutritionblock
Huh, I would have expected Chef to have more refined palate. #angelsnutritionblock
§trange environment at fir§t, however it wa§ not §omething that would cau§e me i§§ue in the long term. Only one other troll ha§ tried my §ignature di§h before thi§ beyond my§elf and §o I am glad that Chef Godeux liked it a§ well. #angel§nutritionblock
RIGGED CONTEST #angellsnutritionbllock
thoough the chef did call me a coountry bumpkin when all i said was hoowdy partner...i guess he dooesn't like coowbooys? #angelsnutritioonbloock
but we woon anyways soo that's all that matters #angelsnutritioonbloock
EPISODE SUMMARY PART THE FINALE All the formatting for these is a work in progress. We'll work out the kinks as we go. THE SIGNATURE DISHES Jigsaw - Spaghetti: RAS, HUB 8, 13 Pretty good! But. Spaghetti. Kantan Amcray - the Natsoufflé: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 9, 8 Impressive, though Chef Belier isn't a fan of the theming. Vixroy Altrom - Spit-roast featherbeast: GRT, APP, Cooking Bonus 6, 9 It doesn't work out great. Did you hunt a pigeon out the back? WROTHE AIARAY - ↘️oblong meat product with a little bit of yoghurt speared on.↘️: HUB, LVG, Microwave Bonus..? 12, 11 G...Read more
noow hoow the hell is chef goonna coomplain too me aboout hoow my platin' looooks "ghastly" while he's eatin' the whoole thing! the plates damn near empty! #angelsnutritioonbloock
this victory gonna be in honor of trollbama #angelsnutritionblock
EPISODE SUMMARY PART B RED TEAM Jigsaw Kantan Amcray Vixroy Altrom Wrothe Aiaray Larkin Delphi Meenah Peixes LIME TEAM Junoia Covela Karama Golthi Sawyer Mcroix Lorn Ryder Mintyl Tsurga Jake English #AngelsNutritionblock
Wanna just say GO LIME TEAM! We got this in the bag, y'all! #AngelsNutritionblock
Auntie Ryder's Spicy Pork Tamales for my signature dish! Made with love and also pork. #AngelsNutritionblock
EPISODE SUMMARY PART 1 Jigsaw FAILS at handling himself in the kitchen. Kantan STRUGGLES to navigate but is otherwise fine. Vixroy ALMOST HAS AN ACCIDENT. Wrothe GETS LOST in the kitchen. Larkin KICKS ASS AND TAKES NAMES. Meenah STRUGGLES with ingredients but is otherwise fine. Junoia finds the stress of a professional kitchen INTENSE. Karama manages to PULL THROUGH after an early upset. Sawyer STRUGGLES in the new setting but does FANTASTIC ignoring that. Lorn is HOT AND COLD all night. Mintyl ALMOST NEEDS A MEDIC but powers through it. Jake. #AngelsNutritionblock
i am of course hoping my piece of shit kismesis Larkin wins #AngellsNutritionBllock but i do allso want to see other peoplle hate him so bad for being such a cunt. my interests are lliterally confllicting.
I could never audition for #AngelsNutritionBlock as my sheer culinary prowess would tank the competitive spirits of the other amateur contestants. But please rest assured I WILL be watching this evening, popcorn in hand.
Also! Viewing audience! Please feel free to make fun of contestants or post your favorite moments from tonight's episode! Remember to tag #AngelsNutritionblock!
Oui chef! On tonight's premiere episode of #AngelsNutritionblock: Watch a cosplayer get torn to shreds! See Chef Godeux Belier put politican and businesstroll alike in their place! Does a professional pickle handler have a gruesome accident? Enjoy heartwarming stories of cooking for family back at home, and... what's that about a yogurt covered oblong meat product? All this and more on Angels' Nutritionblock! Streaming on Tubi. Contestants! Feel free to post your signature dishes to see if Chittr disagrees with the Chef!
- Hahaha, pleeeeease, for the love of FORK, let mme live long enough to creamm this guy on TV 🤣🤣🤣🥹🤣 #AngelsNutritionBlock #InFrontOfJapeEnglishToo
Still can't believe THE Jigsaw is here with us. Absolutely bananas #AngelsNutritionblock
Hmmm. Might as well tune into #angelsnutritionblock
I just hope we all have fun with this game. #AngelsNutritionblock
Finally. An out§ide u§e for the deadpan glare. Never let them know your next move. #Angel§Nutritionblock
- I amm REALLY hoping mmy mmoirail refrains fromm culling this guy. 😬☹️ - It is genuinely within her rights... but I just want to creamm himm live and in front of everyone on #AngelsNutritionBlock first! 🤣🤣🍳🍳 #WatchThisSpace #TheSpaceWhereICreammHimm
Man, I really hadn't intended Chef to take the joke that badly! I gotta get a better read on him. #AngelsNutritionblock
- Haha, gee. I really hope I mmade a good immpression on Chef Belier! 😆😆 People usually only start shaking like that when they REALLY like mme! 😁 - #AngelsNutritionblock #WatchThisSpace
Guys I think chef likes me :D #AngelsNutritionblock
They're talking about "handling pickles" on this train ride... #AngelsNutritionblock
It i§ likely that @gratuitou§Annuity doe§ not wa§h hi§ hand§ before any culinary activitie§. Ew. #angel§nutritionblock
THE TORTURE PUPPET IS COMPETING? #angelsnutritionblock
They're already going after @gratuitousAnnuity like a pack of ravening barkbeasts. #angelsnutritionblock
Already getting micro-aggressions aimed at me because I'm a puppet #AngelsNutritionblock #vaguepost
The tran§portation choice i§ nice. A little cramped, but nice overall. #Angel§Nutritionblock
They're really going all out, this train is nice as fuck. Didn't let me take my geese though, something about "health code violations" #AngelsNutritionblock
Here's our final batch of contestants! Stay tuned for more information, #WatchThisSpace! Kantan Amcray, @inconsistentAeveternity He can dress up in cosplay, but can she dress the meals just as well? Kantan is here to prove that weebs can cook too! Karama Golthi, @megaloMemes Karama runs her own tavern, where she makes everything from scratch. Will she be able to handle the heat of a big city nutritionblock? Jigsaw, @normalPuppet Designing traps is his passion, but designing the perfect five course meal is Jigsaw's calling! I hear his spaghetti is... to die for! Sawyer Mcroix, @ricocha...Read more
Some very big names in this batch of contestants, folks! Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher A leading political figure, Ms. Peixes hasn't forgotten her roots. But have her culinary skills grown rusty? Vixroy Altrom, @featherbeastOpponent Talk about hive cooking! Vixroy kills everything he eats! Will cooking game help win the cooking game? Wrothe Aieray, @gratuitousAnnuity This guy, uhh... Says here he's good at using the microwave? Are we going to need to tell him you can't have your dogs out in Angels' Nutritionblock? Jake English, @golgothasTerror You know him, you love him! Vote...Read more