#angelsnutritionblock
I may still be competing on #AngelsNutritionblock and there's a chance I could win, but like, always smart to have a backup plan. Glad to have gotten a job at #SevenEleven. I got the morning shift too, so that works nicely with putting in evenings at the food truck still too.
This show is so stressful. Who knew I'd get so attached. I can win this, only two opponents left. #angelsNutritionblock
playin guitar heroe in the #angelsnutritionblock dorms again
[Junioa stares directly into the camera for an unbreaking 15 seconds in silence.] “Participating in this event was, as many would say, for the bit. But there were some informational and entertaining moments, with just as many irritants along the way. Overall a net 0 experience, but I do appreciate the ego boost. Thank you Chef Godwin. If you are in need of legal representation in the future, you have my number. Good luck to the remaining contestants. Hope to never see some of you ever again.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
[Vixroy squirms uncomfortably in his chair] I’ll be totally real with all of you i didn’t expect to get this far. I know I talk real shit but I thought I’d get chucked out at like, round 3 or somethin. Decent chance I win. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Lorn pumps their fist in the air.] Hell yeah! I knew going over more vegan dishes before this was a good call. Big thanks to my girl, Tavros, who inspired me to do just that. Now I got even more things for you to try when I get outta here, chica! #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
ice is gettin thinner #angelsnutritionblock
Reciting my #AngelsNutritionblock mantra. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock. I will not threaten a Drone Strike if Meenah does not do well on #angelsnutritionblock.
[Sawyer lights a cigar as the moon sets behind him.] Well...It's like what my dear ol friend, Cellus, used to say to me. Ain't nothin' good lasts forever. Even if I want it to. [The camera pans to a conveniently placed neighbeast that was next to Sawyer. He got on the horse before looking at the camera man.] Where am I goin' after all of this? Well.... [Sawyer looks off into the moonset as cowpoke begins to play.] I reckon I'll go wherever the wind takes me! [Sawyer rides his horse into the horizon. Never to be heard from again. He was a free man now...] [So long cowboy...so long...] ...Read more
[SLAMS FIST ON DESK] THEY CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME! GIVE HIM BACK! HE'S MY SAWYER HE'S MINE! YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME! #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
cute gill up in the hive and a clear line to the victory platform on #angelsnutritionblock now all i need is some kinda mysterious #substance and im having a regular earth c single woman kinda night according to the slop on the tv
P-EIX-ES STAY WINNINGGGG #angelsnutritionblock
https://i.postimg.cc/jq7LH8Dq/image-2026-05-13-234246418.png this is who just got eliminated from #angelsnutritionblock
#angelsnutritionblock was fun though X) i liked getting to do stuff
kantan die #angelsnutritionblock
anautter classic meenah w #angelsnutritionblock
[Junoia is smoking outside as the lights of the mediculler buggy fades way.] “Honestly, I was hoping to see him improve. I saw a light briefly, but fate being a cruel mistress does not want to see that. I am not the judge of this competition, Larkin should have stayed, that’s some bullshit. Whatever.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
[Lorn looks utterly relieved, head tilted back hands running over their face.] That was so close, man, that was terrifying. I actually really want this, man. I started this cos I thought it'd be fun, but like, I really wanna win this. I ain't ever won anything before. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
Can't believe I'm in this still. I'm so fuckin' relieved. #AngelsNutritionblock
[Sawyer stared at the camera with a confused expression. He opened his mouth to say something but he paused for a minute.] "Y'all know I didn't do anythin' to poor Mintyl, right? I reckon I said I didn't like 'em right before they're injury but that was just a spur of the moment thing. I didn't have nothin' to do with it!" [Behind him, there is a 📃 on the wall.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
if i lose on #angelsnutritionblock tonight im taking the nuclear route (metaphorically)
[ A long cut of Mint being gurneyed away off set, and into a private medicull transport buggy. He is smiling serenely, due to having outlasted Wrothe. And due to his head injury. ] - Bye Cheef - I love you - Miss yoiu already 😁😁☺️☺️ - Please look at mmy job app? Hahah a Oh thats an IV theyre putting a in my frondg. LOL #AngelsNutritionblock #Confessional @assistMint
[Vixroy seems super irritated] They're turning on me! They're fucking turning on me! It's a conspiracy! I've done nothing but be the only COMPETENT CONTESTANT on red! [Clenches his fist and does the stupid fucking fake punchies] I am the intimidation factor this team needs. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional
did mintyl just crack his head and die live on #angelsnutritionblock
"Laser tag? Now that's just a game for grubs. I would've been bored out of my mind!" [Sawyer's ears droop when he hears Red Team play laser tag from the other room. A small huff leaves him.] "....I'm really startin' to not like Mintyl...." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
[Lorn is rubbing their hands down over their face] ...Man. Fuck. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
[ Mintyl has his elbows propped up on his knees, and head in his hands. He looks extra weary as he drags them down his face. ] - I'mm so f*cked. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
Aw man. What can I say? We did our best. I really wanted to play laser tag... #AngelsNutritionblock
[Vixroy is sitting outside the laser tag room drinking water] “Fuck yeah I love laser tag.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
if you tuned into #angelsnutritionblock tonite you mightve caught a glimpse of me showing those mfs which fish owns the pond
for #angelsnutritionblock i hope the challenge is make gruel and slop
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? #angelsnutritionblock
[Instead of Meenah sitting here for a confession, it's some troll in a suit, with black shades and an earpiece on. He's holding up a phone.] "Ms. Peixes told me to 'livechitt this shit til i get back'. I really wish I could leave." [It looks like a clip from Fight Night. Bad timing, since the clip seems to show the Meenah participating in this gameshow getting punched clean across the face by... a different Meenah.] "I thought she was supposed to be here participating. I'm not supposed to ask questions." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessionals @cuttlefishCrusher
[Vixroy is washing his sweaty gross arms with a wet towel, he isn’t wearing any top.] Hey, speaking of slipping in raw meat, viewers at home, if you want some of my raw meat hit up my chittr. [Slips on the wet ground and face plants on the washroom floor.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessionals @featherbeastOpponent
[A harmonica sound bite plays with when the camera zooms in on Sawyer. He's currently sitting outside on one of the lawn chairs. He looks absolutely drained because he had to go through tonight's service with a major hangover. He rubbed his temple while he tried to light the cigar that was in-between his teeth.] "I dunno why I'm feelin' so under the weather....I only had one of those martinis...." [A montage of Sawyer drinking way more than one martini played with public domain country music in the background.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessionals @ricochayedCattle
- But also guys, LOL, pleeeeease don't vote himm off yet, he hasn't seen yet seen mmy violent upswing into victory 🤣🤣🤣 #AngelsNutritionBlock
- Haha. I was actually doing kind of well there for a second! 😆🥹🙌 #AngelsNutritionBlock
idk if im gonna be voted off on #angelsnutritionblock but they gonna have to wait cause im in the RINGGGGGG boat to KICK BASS
I can't believe it...God that was so stressful. #AngelsNutritionblock
LIME TEAM STAYS WINNING!!!!!! #AngelsNutritionblock
[ Medium close-up shot of Mintyl. He is toiling in the test kitchen, very carefully trying his hand at a batch of pipetted tuber paste a la Baroness (see also: Earthen "duchess potatoes"). Though he works delicately as he hand-pipes the tuber mash into comely little swirls, his wrists shake. A voice-over track plays. ] \- I need to prove my worth to themm. 😀 I mmean. Truthfully. What happened with Karamma was a lucky break for mme \- I NEED to show themm all what I can REALLY bring to the mmeal platformm. That I can SERIOUSLY win this \- Or at least last longer than Aiaray. 😆😆😆 LOL \-...Read more
Tonight's episode of #AngelsNutritionblock is being postponed in memoriam of @megaloMemes , may she rest in peace.
[Vixroy is sitting down cross legged.] Honestly I’d cull for some team building exercises. Like that last episode was pretty intense and required a lot of working together but we were kinda just fucking around doing our own things. Honestly I don’t know like anything about anyone else on Red. Which is a shame since my amazing personality should be shared to everyone. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Larkin's expression is haggared. He is standing outside the dormitory. You can hear... guitar music from within?] Okay, so. The guitar was nice, at first. Just like it was nice to have a little bit of cigarette smoke from time to time. Like, you know, nostalgia? She puts the damn thing down and I think I'm gonna drift off, and then the noodling starts again! We're on the same fucking team, is this intentional? Is this thief on thief violence? [He spots a smoldering cigarette butt on the ground, and slams his foot on it, arms actually waving a little as he crushes it out. His hair and expression...Read more
Oh thank Fuck, Chef’s giving us the day off. Gonna spend this time practicing a new dish. #AngelsNutritionblock
new episode of #angelsnutritionblock just leaked. a lot of footage the whole episode of @gratuitousAnnuity sprinkling what he calls "angel dust" all over his food repeatedly. this is foreshadowed the whole time, and only right at the end as the judges start choking on the food does he reveal he'S been crushing down woodchips and sprinkling it on his food, saying it adds "character" and "a little crunch never hurt anyone". the next 20 minutes is an unedited section of wrothe eating an entire wooden chair, piece by piece. #leak #totallyreal #teamwrothe
[It’s a peaceful cigarette break for Junoia. There’s a light breeze that rustles surrounding shrubbery. She’s relaxed as she watches a chirpbeast hop along and peck at the ground. That is, until the sound of something slapping against the concrete makes itself known. The echo against the building’s walls increasing in volume and frequency. Both the chirpbeast and Junoia pause, looking for the source of the sound. The camera pans over to the right. It’s Mintyl running in the most pathetic way. Seeing him from the front almost makes it worse. He’s covered in sweat, hair clinging to his face as he flails a...Read more
[Sawyer is looking over his shoulder to see Mintyl running around in the distance. He snickered before looking at the camera.] "Y'know, I'm glad we still have 'em. He makes me laugh." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
[Larkin is whistling as he scoops some of the spilled indigo blood into a vial. He is not approached by the crew, but they zoom in while he clearly looks around to see if anyone saw him. Satisfied in having gone unseen, he chuckles, tosses the vial into the air and catches it, and stows it away somewhere on his person before swaggering out of frame.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
[ This taped confessional merely consists of multiple cuts of Mintyl running. He is not very athletic. So they are all very brief cuts interspersed by bouts of wheezing. He doesn't seem to be running to the same place in any of these shots; not even remotely. Where is he going? ] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint