Junoia Covela
@acquittalTort
§TOP TALKING, §TART WINNING - TORT ATTORNEY§
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Finally. I am relea§ed.
ᐖ JUNIEEEEEE IT'S BEEN A WHILE R U OKAY?????? I MISSEᐖ U GRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1! ᐛ
Hello Claire. I have been fine, ju§t participating in the Angel’§ Nutrition Block event. I have ju§t been eliminated.
ᐖ I HAᐖ NO IᐖEAR I ᐖONGT EVEN KNOW WHERE ᐖAT HAPPENS IT FEELS LIEK IT JUS POPPEᐖ UP ONE ᐖAY LAWL ᐛ
I wa§ dared to enter and they accepted my application §o, con§equently I went through with it for the bit.
ᐖ YOU'RE LIGERALLY SO ᑈOOL ᐛ
I do not like him. I hope to never §ee or §peak to him out§ide of thi§ competition ever again.
- Ok 😀👍
§o that'§ where the mi§§ing appetizer went. #angel§nutritionblock
[Junoia is sitting and glaring at the camera. Despite her usual resting neutral face, this time her eyes are slightly wider. There is the overwhelming sense of dread and want-to-be-somewhere-else vibe radiating from her. She is not saying anything. She cannot bring herself to. There is a grub on her head getting stuck in her hair, another climbing up her forearm, and a third peaking over her shoulder having crawled up her back.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
oh my god...
§ometime§ knowing and interacting with other not-clown troll§ come§ in handy I §uppo§e.
[Junoia is in the cold room, sitting with one leg crossed over the other on top of a stack of two cardboard boxes in a corner. The two send-backs of raw meat where on a plate, cut into strips. She's eating them.] [The footage cuts to her still on the boxes, toothpick in hand.] "I was unaware that there are those who prefer their meat to be cooked longer than 1 minute at best. It is supposed to lick the fire, not drown in it." She is almost heated about this topic, but immediately calms down and regains her composure. "I digress. After I understood the desired cook time, the task was easy to replicate. That is all." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
[Outside the venue, the camera closes in on Junoia. She is sittng.. more so squating on the edge of a curb with a lit clown cigar in one hand her palmhusk in another. It would seem that she was in the middle of a call with someone titled "💛 ?" on the screen until the shuffling of the cameraman alerted her to their presence. With an unceremonious "Hang on, I will call you back," Junoia pocketed her palmhusk and directed her attention to the camera, taking one last, long drag form the cigar before snubbing the lit end on the ground.] "What. I§ that really all you came out here for? To a§k me for my opinion?" [The camera shakes up and down.] "Alright, fine I §uppose," Junoia said, briefly pausing to consider the question. "It i§ my fir§t time partaking in an event like thi§, §o I §uppose it was briefly daunting. Empha§i§ on the briefly. I have made my di§h for my§elf far too many time§ to count to be he§itant on it§ completion. I truly only made it for one other recently who §eemed to quite enjoy it. A "no-brainer" if you will." "The other conte§tant§? Hm. There wa§ no way that green-themed human did that with any kind of legitimate po§itive outcome expectation. Unle§§ he did. Then it §peak§ volume§ about hi§ mental capacity. The bone marrow looked nice. §imilarly for the di§h that won, and at lea§t a couple other§. Unfortunate that Chef Godeux reacted like that. Wrothe. Eugh. Whatever." "Ye§, that will be all I intend to §ay on the matter. Now leave me with thi§ cigar if you know what i§ be§t for you." #AngelsNutritionblock #Confessional @acquittalTort
Finally. Cleanline§§ i§ no joke.
🌕 Okay but have you considerrred dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt :•D
§trange environment at fir§t, however it wa§ not §omething that would cau§e me i§§ue in the long term. Only one other troll ha§ tried my §ignature di§h before thi§ beyond my§elf and §o I am glad that Chef Godeux liked it a§ well. #angel§nutritionblock
Finally. An out§ide u§e for the deadpan glare. Never let them know your next move. #Angel§Nutritionblock
It i§ likely that @gratuitou§Annuity doe§ not wa§h hi§ hand§ before any culinary activitie§. Ew. #angel§nutritionblock
The tran§portation choice i§ nice. A little cramped, but nice overall. #Angel§Nutritionblock
Why are §ome of you out there ju§t telling other§ what you are planning on doing. That defeat§ the point of going through with it.
Why doe§ that other teal have the §ame quirk a§ me. Get §omething el§e, thi§ i§ a warning.
;; i-it'§ an e§crow there are like a million of u§ t-teal§ with thi§ quirk uuewehehhh ;;
I under§tand that. I do not like that the two of U§ are §haring it. Change it or el§e. Thi§ i§ your final warning before I DO i§§ue the cea§e and de§i§t.
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Finally. §he ha§ her own palmhu§k to u§e in§tead of co-oping mine. Thi§ i§ the kind of freedom I can only a§§ume a lu§u§ feel§ when we grow old enough to be §elf §ufficient.
I am no longer hungover I gue§§. Jegu§ Chri§t. I've been woken up by honking before but never Like That.
I am too afraid to look up. Who i§ getting their horn honked 3 feet away from me.
Okay. I can't keep thi§ up anymore. @mercurialGoreprie§t The paper I mentioned i§ the fir§t in the file. Try to remember everything I taught you. Do not move me until the §e§§ion i§ over. Or, ju§t leave me there. Good luck.
tHIS READS LIKE, tHE BEGINNING OF A TUTORIAL CASE IN, lEGENDARY lEGISLACERATOR, eHE,
Watching @mercurialGoreprie§t a§ he take§ another five §UPER-E'§ before walking into hi§ hearing. My jealou§y and agony know§ no end. Although my con§ciou§ne§§ might if they get any louder in there. Again. #§ub§tance§