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Junoia Covela

@acquittalTort

§TOP TALKING, §TART WINNING - TORT ATTORNEY§

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 1225Kull Score: 148128 followers22 following
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§TOP TALKING, §TART WINNING - TORT ATTORNEY§ http§://file.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cfI/junoia_card.png

The Tort Attorney§ office i§ clo§ed until further notice. We will be undergoing needed renovation§. All §cheduled meeting§ will be held digitally. Plea§e refer your inquirie§ for legal §ervice§ to the §elf-§ame labeled §ection on the web§ite. Thank you for your continued patience.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

oh my GOD???

I'm DONE playing civil.

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Alright. That'§ it. I have had ENOUGH of thi§ bull§hit. FUCK thi§ BITCH.

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If §he doe§ not agree with what I do, then §he can do it her§elf. It can really be that §imple.

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If §he doe§ not take her §hoe§ off of my de§k, we are going to have a problem.

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@debonairLunatic[DL]

☽・ These Would Be My Thoughts Exactly. ・☾

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Thankfully I already have the paper§ and form§ ready. Thi§ meeting §hould be §hort.

The Earth-C legal §y§tem §eem§ a§ though it need§ to become lenient with §ome thing§ and quickly if thi§ ca§e i§ going to go any well. What a fucking headache.

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Thi§ bitch.

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Don't interpret this as me doubting your abillity but in your position someone coulldn't get me to have taken this case at gunpoint

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Then it i§ a good thing you are not in mt po§ition and are not making deci§ion§ for me. I know what I am doing, for what, and why.

i just dunno how you handlle dealling with one of the most simulltaneouslly intelligent and fucking stupid peoplle i've ever met

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And yet you willingly continue to a§§ociate with her. Curiou§. I believe you have an§wered your own que§tion.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

so you th1nk 1’m the smartest troll you know? very k1nd of you thanks

you're a mediculler. you gotta have SOME chops

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

yeah ok 1’ll take that

I do not need everyone’§ pity on the matter of what I can and cannot do. I know where my limit§ are and how be§t to work within them to maximize the re§ult§ for my client§.

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The twitch in my eye ha§ returned.

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For a moment there I almo§t caught my§elf praying to the me§§iah§. Why, oh why, did I take thi§ job.

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Ohhh Are You An Attorney? I Could Need One Of Thhhose. I HHHave A Couple Of Claims On My Name Thhhat Are Definitely Not True Thhhat I Would Muchhh Love HHHelp Clearing.

Ye§, I am a legi§lacerator. At the moment I am fully booked with the maximum number of client§ I can handle a§ I am the only attorney available in the office at the moment. Plea§e reach out to me at a different time.

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@gestaltCreophage[GC]

I CAN SSEE NOW WHY YOU WOU/D BE SSTRUGG/ING >8/

Ohhh Very Understandable. Thhhe Stress Must Be Absolutely Crushhhing. Very Understandable Indeed.

§he’§ a§king me to do WHAT for WHO? You have got to be kidding me.

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did no one inform you that she's an inconsiderate bitch that shoulld be at the top of her resume

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Ye§ actually, it i§ at the top or at lea§t §econd or third line of her re§ume. I did §ee that there. However, §he i§ paying me to be §ome half baked wannabe pre§idential dropout’§ legal council. For what? Ju§t to hit? Get real.

at lleast you don't have her privatelly crashing out in your periphery whenever you post about your... pursuits. whatever keeps her satisfied idc lloll

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You can’t be §eriou§.

extremelly serious

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I §ee. I §uppo§e then §ome thing§ do need to be put into con§ideration §oon.

There i§ a twitch in my eye that refu§e§ to §top. Great.

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@funnyStray[FS]

* you should get that checked out..!

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@funnyStray[FS]

It will go away.

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@funnyStray[FS]

* maybe you should still seek some help..? doesnt hurt to try!

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@funnyStray[FS]

If it la§t§ longer than expected, then ye§, obviou§ly.

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* ... * ...how long is expected, may i ask?

@funnyStray[FS]

Who know§.

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I am too employed to be mad. I am too employed to be mad. I am too employed to be mad.

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I§ nothing §acred anymore.

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I am fine. I am normal. Maybe there wa§ a rea§on.

OH MY FUCKING- Ok.

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WHY I§ §HE LIKING MY PO§T§.

-- acquittalTort [AT] ha§ update her §tatu§ to RANCOROU§ --

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