Junoia Covela
@acquittalTort
§TOP TALKING, §TART WINNING - TORT ATTORNEY§
Finally. I am relea§ed.
ᐖ JUNIEEEEEE IT'S BEEN A WHILE R U OKAY?????? I MISSEᐖ U GRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1! ᐛ
Hello Claire. I have been fine, ju§t participating in the Angel’§ Nutrition Block event. I have ju§t been eliminated.
ᐖ I HAᐖ NO IᐖEAR I ᐖONGT EVEN KNOW WHERE ᐖAT HAPPENS IT FEELS LIEK IT JUS POPPEᐖ UP ONE ᐖAY LAWL ᐛ
I wa§ dared to enter and they accepted my application §o, con§equently I went through with it for the bit.
ᐖ YOU'RE LIGERALLY SO ᑈOOL ᐛ
[Larkin's expression is haggared. He is standing outside the dormitory. You can hear... guitar music from within?] Okay, so. The guitar was nice, at first. Just like it was nice to have a little bit of cigarette smoke from time to time. Like, you know, nostalgia? She puts the damn thing down and I think I'm gonna drift off, and then the noodling starts again! We're on the same fucking team, is this intentional? Is this thief on thief violence? [He spots a smoldering cigarette butt on the ground, and slams his foot on it, arms actually waving a little as he crushes it out. His hair and expression are more than a little wild.] GEE, CIGARETTES. SWELL! THAT'S ALL THERE REALLY IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER, I THINK!!!! #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
Thi§ i§ why I only §moke out§ide. In§ide the block? Di§gu§ting actually.
[Junoia is sitting and glaring at the camera again. This time, her eyes are seated deeper in her face. She is exhausted, too exhaused even to care about there being at least 6 more grubs crawling around on her by that point. She dares not move and has come to terms with the grubs' presence.] My comment to the public is that I do not like Mintyl. [The camera cuts to after the loser decision was made for the night. Junoia gently wades throught the sea of grubs and closing herself off in the walk-in frozen storage block. A muffled "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" could be barely heard through the heavy metal door. 30 seconds of silence later, Junoia suddenly pushed the door open right into the cameratroll. A moment passes where they readjust and find Junoia glaring directly at them (not the camera). Her gaze holds unwavering for longer than anyone would like until she pulled out a cigarette from her inner chef jacket pocket and walked away, flicking on a lighter as she pushed door to the alley open and went through.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
I do not like him. I hope to never §ee or §peak to him out§ide of thi§ competition ever again.
PARSLEY!!!! EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES IT!!!! NOT MUCH ELSE TO BE SAID, REALLY!!!! #angelsnutritionblock
my time lost but im the winner anyway for all the losers out there
Finally. Cleanline§§ i§ no joke.
🌕 Okay but have you considerrred dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt dirrrt :•D
https://i.postimg.cc/Xv90tNPv/Opera-Snapshot-2026-04-29-175922-msparp-chat.png big changes for tomorrows competition
Okay wait. You are crazy funny for thi§. You have my re§pect for the time being.
↘️i reserve my personal clothing washing and moisture wicking spin machines for my business attire, strictly.↘️ ↗️CASUAL, EVERY NIGHT WEAR DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY SPECIAL PREPARATION.↗️ ↘️it can remain on the floor.↘️ ↗️UNTIL THE SMELL OF SWEAT DISSIPATES.↗️
Genuinely di§gu§ting. §tay away from me by a 100 foot di§tance.
oh my Gog they're right peoplle DO spell it wrong
Spell what wrong~?
It i§ objectively the ea§ie§t and direct one of the quadrant§ TO §pell. It my§tifie§ me that it §till happen§.
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! first stipulation is i want my client's earlier chitts officially redacted and preemptively considered improper character evidence and therefore admissible. no shot im letting the jury see any of this lmfao if you won't be agreeable in discovery then i'll keep it off the record some other way. like with my trusty battleaxe for example
OBJECTION! well then that's improper character evidence under rule 404(a)(1) and we can agree on that in discovery and include in the stipulations that the screenshots won't be brought up or we can resort to more drastic measures
I am fine with either or frankly. Al§o, you al§o §hould look into your client. He ha§ a Hi§tory(TM).
POINT OF ORDER! thats exactly why i dont want the jury to see his posts lmao my boy Wrothe has said some crazy shit on here
OBJECTION! relevance? this fails to meet the standards for rule 401 and is thus an inadmissible question. motion to strike offending question from the record
We are on Chittr. Your claim to a record that doe§ not exi§t in the courtblock yet i§ admirable.
POINT OF ORDER! it's like halfway part of my quirk tbh
Plea§e, for your own §ake, get a life out§ide of the courtblock and it§ effect§ on your quirk. It will do you better in the long run. You §hould be at the club.
OBJECTION! i do have a life outside the courtblock. i play Troll Magic: The Gathering. which has linguistic patterns incredibly compatible with a courtblock vocabulary.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! nearly a perigree ago now i posted that the issue with being mutuals with most of legislacerator chittr means that at some points my shitposting about opposing counsel will be seen by the opposing counsel in question. perhaps the day has come to pass. #vaguechitt #myfirstvaguechitt
§TOP TALKING, §TART WINNING - TORT ATTORNEY§ http§://file.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cfI/junoia_card.png
ooc holy shit i love your business card
HEHEHE thanks !!!!!!!! i like to stick with the bit it just makes things funnier
my entire goal has been sticking with the bit as much as possible lmao im in a collegiate mock trial club and so i make a point of citing the rules of evidence as accurately as possible as often as possible
omg thats crazy, good on you! i am just balling LOL
i exchanged discords with a mutual a while back and they turned out to be a real lawyer LMAO chittr is fucking wild and the legislacerator side is objectively the best
WHOA WHAT LMFAO??????? thats crazy omg nice thats making me lose it