Junoia Covela
@acquittalTort
§TOP TALKING, §TART WINNING - TORT ATTORNEY§
my lawyer puttin up ads on chittr.ing im naut gettin no dam parole
That i§ on Trollbama. I have done my work and await hi§ re§pon§e.
man you kno what im tired of the prison arc im gettin outta here (parole) is my laywer efin still alive or did i sling pitch so hard she died
dam am i naut payin enough to deserve some priority or what
aight beach fine i can respect listenin to how money talks
It i§, of cour§e, a two way §treet. I can be paid all the caegar§ on thi§ §ide of the multiver§e, but council §till require§ to meet council.
uh huh uh huh imma hook you up with trollbama here soon and you can do the boring legal shit yo boring ass excels at
I§ it not thi§ “boring a§§” that will work toward§ getting your parol? I can ju§t a§ ea§ily §tall for the eternity you §eem to be living in.
gill cmon you kno i was kiddin dont be like that
We can §it here and wait all night until §omething actually happen§ in thi§ for§aken bureaucracy. Or, you can make my time worthwhile.
you implyin i shoald bring you efin MOR-E cash or somefin
think the law would mind if i left jail fr a mcgriddles if i said ill pick one up for em too
you want one
It would be le§§ than the bare minimum to compen§ate for my broke office and to mediate the fact that you need another outing notarized §lip.
dammm was everyfin that happened in that office naut compensation enough. seamed like you was havin a great time -E-ELMAO
yeah yeah imma get u it
oh shiiit wait i had somefin important to do. ok. imma ST-EP OUT of prison for like a minute. just pike a few minutes then ill come back ok? we all clear on that? aight cool
ill be RIG)(T back its naut efin gonna be an issue
At thi§ point the only thing I can fea§ibly recommend i§ that next time you §hould get a §ign-off before you decide to do that.
Don't interpret this as me doubting your abillity but in your position someone coulldn't get me to have taken this case at gunpoint
Then it i§ a good thing you are not in mt po§ition and are not making deci§ion§ for me. I know what I am doing, for what, and why.
i just dunno how you handlle dealling with one of the most simulltaneouslly intelligent and fucking stupid peoplle i've ever met
And yet you willingly continue to a§§ociate with her. Curiou§. I believe you have an§wered your own que§tion.
For a moment there I almo§t caught my§elf praying to the me§§iah§. Why, oh why, did I take thi§ job.
Ohhh Are You An Attorney? I Could Need One Of Thhhose. I HHHave A Couple Of Claims On My Name Thhhat Are Definitely Not True Thhhat I Would Muchhh Love HHHelp Clearing.
Ye§, I am a legi§lacerator. At the moment I am fully booked with the maximum number of client§ I can handle a§ I am the only attorney available in the office at the moment. Plea§e reach out to me at a different time.
§he’§ a§king me to do WHAT for WHO? You have got to be kidding me.
did no one inform you that she's an inconsiderate bitch that shoulld be at the top of her resume
Ye§ actually, it i§ at the top or at lea§t §econd or third line of her re§ume. I did §ee that there. However, §he i§ paying me to be §ome half baked wannabe pre§idential dropout’§ legal council. For what? Ju§t to hit? Get real.
at lleast you don't have her privatelly crashing out in your periphery whenever you post about your... pursuits. whatever keeps her satisfied idc lloll
I §ee. I §uppo§e then §ome thing§ do need to be put into con§ideration §oon.