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Junoia Covela

@acquittalTort

§TOP TALKING, §TART WINNING - TORT ATTORNEY§

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

think the law would mind if i left jail fr a mcgriddles if i said ill pick one up for em too

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Maybe.

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

you want one

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It would be le§§ than the bare minimum to compen§ate for my broke office and to mediate the fact that you need another outing notarized §lip.

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

dammm was everyfin that happened in that office naut compensation enough. seamed like you was havin a great time -E-ELMAO

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Obviou§ly not.

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No McGriddle, no §lip by the way.

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

yeah yeah imma get u it

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

oh shiiit wait i had somefin important to do. ok. imma ST-EP OUT of prison for like a minute. just pike a few minutes then ill come back ok? we all clear on that? aight cool

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You have to be kidding me.

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

ill be RIG)(T back its naut efin gonna be an issue

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At thi§ point the only thing I can fea§ibly recommend i§ that next time you §hould get a §ign-off before you decide to do that.

Thi§ bitch.

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Don't interpret this as me doubting your abillity but in your position someone coulldn't get me to have taken this case at gunpoint

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Then it i§ a good thing you are not in mt po§ition and are not making deci§ion§ for me. I know what I am doing, for what, and why.

i just dunno how you handlle dealling with one of the most simulltaneouslly intelligent and fucking stupid peoplle i've ever met

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And yet you willingly continue to a§§ociate with her. Curiou§. I believe you have an§wered your own que§tion.

For a moment there I almo§t caught my§elf praying to the me§§iah§. Why, oh why, did I take thi§ job.

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Ohhh Are You An Attorney? I Could Need One Of Thhhose. I HHHave A Couple Of Claims On My Name Thhhat Are Definitely Not True Thhhat I Would Muchhh Love HHHelp Clearing.

Ye§, I am a legi§lacerator. At the moment I am fully booked with the maximum number of client§ I can handle a§ I am the only attorney available in the office at the moment. Plea§e reach out to me at a different time.

§he’§ a§king me to do WHAT for WHO? You have got to be kidding me.

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did no one inform you that she's an inconsiderate bitch that shoulld be at the top of her resume

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Ye§ actually, it i§ at the top or at lea§t §econd or third line of her re§ume. I did §ee that there. However, §he i§ paying me to be §ome half baked wannabe pre§idential dropout’§ legal council. For what? Ju§t to hit? Get real.

at lleast you don't have her privatelly crashing out in your periphery whenever you post about your... pursuits. whatever keeps her satisfied idc lloll

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You can’t be §eriou§.

extremelly serious

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I §ee. I §uppo§e then §ome thing§ do need to be put into con§ideration §oon.

There i§ a twitch in my eye that refu§e§ to §top. Great.

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* you should get that checked out..!

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It will go away.

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* maybe you should still seek some help..? doesnt hurt to try!

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If it la§t§ longer than expected, then ye§, obviou§ly.

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* ... * ...how long is expected, may i ask?

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Who know§.

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... Ok.

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ah fuck the f1sh puns are 1nfect1ous

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You have GOT to be kidding me.

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

got her girl feelin #rancorous

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Oh my god.

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Bitch.

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someone ne²ded to say It

Who even are you.

stranger on the Internet Who spouts bul²shIt

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If you are going to §pout non§en§e on my vague po§t, at lea§t try to be relevant or entertaining about it.