♦ pitied by @acquittalTort
ᐖ I HAᐖ NO IᐖEAR I ᐖONGT EVEN KNOW WHERE ᐖAT HAPPENS IT FEELS LIEK IT JUS POPPEᐖ UP ONE ᐖAY LAWL ᐛ
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 6 PART DEUX MEAT (Vonneguts) (VIM, GRT): Vixroy, Junoia (3, 8) + 5, (7, 6) + 3 MEAT (Peeper Puppers) (VIM, DEX): Sawyer (9, 8) + 5 GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Kantan (4, 7) + 3 APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Lorn (9, 6) + 3 DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Meenah (8, 10) + 5 The excellently prepared meats and other fleshy things that were gathered help make the first Black Jacket dinner service into a success, though a few contestants struggle. Vixroy and Sawyer are in their elements with the meats, and Meenah does fabulously on desserts. That said, Vixroy was by no means perfect, and Junoia and Kantan both struggled. Also, Chef Belier nearly exploded on Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD @helloGordon, even though he wasn't even saying Gordon to him specifically. In the end, it comes down to the Chef's decision. At the point, he is the sole judge of the souls of the Black Jackets. He thinks between Vixroy and Kantan, and in the end gives the edge to Vixroy, as Kantan's performance in the past has been shakier. However, he allows him to keep his jacket on the way out, for cosplay purposes. KANTAN AMCRAY is eliminated. 5 REMAIN.
i dont have yuriday in me im too low battery from losing X( ill get in on it ne><t time
[Sawyer is looking over his shoulder to see Mintyl running around in the distance. He snickered before looking at the camera.] "Y'know, I'm glad we still have 'em. He makes me laugh." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
[It’s a peaceful cigarette break for Junoia. There’s a light breeze that rustles surrounding shrubbery. She’s relaxed as she watches a chirpbeast hop along and peck at the ground. That is, until the sound of something slapping against the concrete makes itself known. The echo against the building’s walls increasing in volume and frequency. Both the chirpbeast and Junoia pause, looking for the source of the sound. The camera pans over to the right. It’s Mintyl running in the most pathetic way. Seeing him from the front almost makes it worse. He’s covered in sweat, hair clinging to his face as he flails along. What is he even running from? As his shoes SLAP SLAP SLAP against the concrete, the chirpbeast flaps its wings to get out of the way. Junoia’s otherwise normally flat expression morphs into that of clear annoyance with only her eyebrows knitting together to furrow at Mintly as he attempts to run by her before tripping and falling face first onto the concrete. Junoia watches without moving, cigarette between her fingers still, until she raises it to her lips and takes the longest drag from it likely caught on camera so far. She turns to the camera directly, animosity etched clearly on her otherwise stoic facial expression.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
[This confessional shows Kantan, sitting in a full Wrothe Aiaray cosplay (almost perfectly identical, save for the sweat and with the addition of completely hollow sockets where the eyes should be. He isn't facing the camera at all. He's sitting and looking left, but doesn't seem to notice that.] i dont have much to say about the challenge today i did good i think but this cosplay is really itchy for some reason #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @inconsistentAeveternity
whoever loses this round ill cosplay their favorite character ne><t
Just curious, maybe I wanna try your famous dish at home. Will you be debuting boiled egg in brown sludge?
↘️the reviews of my physically capable and more culinarily entrenched superiors are in.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE↗️ ↘️somehow↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE.↗️ ↘️i am not even going to lie, i literally do not know how this happened.↘️ ↗️TYPICALLY, MICROWAVING MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT SO THAT IT IS A LITTLE BIT TENDER WHEN I LATHE THE ROUNDED END INTO A PREPARED SLUDGEPUDDLE OF YOGHURT ELICITS NEGATIVE REACTIONS FROM MY FELLOW OFFICE STAFF.↗️ ↘️their expletives thrown in tandem with their whips.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR GOOD TASTE.↗️ ↘️i am just pleased to be of likeminded individuals on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2bbf6126c2b0.png ↗️
how does a team in which one of the members SUBMITS A CAN WIN. HOOFBEAST SHIT #angellsnutritionbllock
stupid ass chef doesnt know good food if it was his llast meall. #angellsnutritionbllock
Huh, I would have expected Chef to have more refined palate. #angelsnutritionblock
booooooooo wrong team!!!! at lleast jape is out!
RIGGED CONTEST #angellsnutritionbllock
↘️i reserve my personal clothing washing and moisture wicking spin machines for my business attire, strictly.↘️ ↗️CASUAL, EVERY NIGHT WEAR DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY SPECIAL PREPARATION.↗️ ↘️it can remain on the floor.↘️ ↗️UNTIL THE SMELL OF SWEAT DISSIPATES.↗️
i never win the illness of today is a churning stomach. *dies badlly*
EPISODE SUMMARY PART 1 Jigsaw FAILS at handling himself in the kitchen. Kantan STRUGGLES to navigate but is otherwise fine. Vixroy ALMOST HAS AN ACCIDENT. Wrothe GETS LOST in the kitchen. Larkin KICKS ASS AND TAKES NAMES. Meenah STRUGGLES with ingredients but is otherwise fine. Junoia finds the stress of a professional kitchen INTENSE. Karama manages to PULL THROUGH after an early upset. Sawyer STRUGGLES in the new setting but does FANTASTIC ignoring that. Lorn is HOT AND COLD all night. Mintyl ALMOST NEEDS A MEDIC but powers through it. Jake. #AngelsNutritionblock
https://i.postimg.cc/sf9v7w66/image-2026-04-29-172236251.png my signature dish looks like this guy
is it cringe to fangirll/fanthey for your kismesis' appearance on tellevision
i hope the fact im cosplaying power for this tonight will help the audience appreciate me
im gonna win this competition for every failure out there its not gonna make me any less of a failure but i still wanna win it
◌ I haven't been up this late in quite some time. I would say it's a refreshing experience to see the sun shining through the window down the hallway because it reminds me of my younger days, however, a bad sleep schedule is death for a CEO. So I need to fix this as soon as possible. ⧂
oh my Gog they're right peoplle DO spell it wrong
POINT OF ORDER! *and* im in a book club
CROSS EXAMINATION! man why does everyone say stuff like that when i bring up tmtg... is high-stakes gambling over trading card games really that boring to you
POINT OF ORDER! it's like halfway part of my quirk tbh
OBJECTION! relevance? this fails to meet the standards for rule 401 and is thus an inadmissible question. motion to strike offending question from the record
POINT OF ORDER! thats exactly why i dont want the jury to see his posts lmao my boy Wrothe has said some crazy shit on here
READING ONTO THE RECORD! nearly a perigree ago now i posted that the issue with being mutuals with most of legislacerator chittr means that at some points my shitposting about opposing counsel will be seen by the opposing counsel in question. perhaps the day has come to pass. #vaguechitt #myfirstvaguechitt
OBJECTION! well then that's improper character evidence under rule 404(a)(1) and we can agree on that in discovery and include in the stipulations that the screenshots won't be brought up or we can resort to more drastic measures
POINT OF ORDER! oh, i just mean redacted as exhibits in evidence. idgaf about deleting them i just don't want them printed out in full and shown to the jury
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! first stipulation is i want my client's earlier chitts officially redacted and preemptively considered improper character evidence and therefore admissible. no shot im letting the jury see any of this lmfao if you won't be agreeable in discovery then i'll keep it off the record some other way. like with my trusty battleaxe for example
ᐖ I THINK WE WERE ALL HATᑈHEᐖ TO PARTAYYYYY ᐛ
↗️MY HIGHER UP↗️ ↘️who is so physically capable that i can witness their muscles bulging through the thin, indigo seams of their exquisitely picked business attire↘️ ↗️BRUSHED AGAINST MY LEFT SIDE AT THE HYDRATION TANK.↗️ ↘️it was so forceful that i spilled my cup and also stumbled forward two paces.↘️ ↗️WOW.↗️
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! CEO @gutsyGumshoe HAS ATTACKED ONE OF OUR REPURRTORS AT #fightnight OBSERVE THE PROOF BELOW! [Pictured is a really badly shot image clearly taken in a scuffle, the accused Jane Crocker s33ms to be getting a really unfortunate flash of bright light in her face, no doubt from a camera which, equally unfortunate, is making her look like a crazed lunatic as she tries to shield her eyes from the flash, motion blurs lining her as the cameraperson is clearly trying to get away.]
aNYONE HAVE ANY, gOOD QUADRANT VACILLATION BASED SONGS, i COULD USE A GOOD, eMOTIONAL CATHARSIS, sESSION, rIGHT ABOUT NOW,
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DON'T GOT YOU BRO ON THIS ONE SPECIFIC THING I DON'T GOT YOU SORRY.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOT YOU BRO DROP COORDS I ALWAYS GOT YOU. THIS IS SPECIFICALLY ASSUMING BY CHOCOLATE EGG YOU MEAN TAR. AND BY TAR YOU MEAN HEROIN. #substance
iT GETS, pRETTY INTENSE, uHH,,, oBAMA WAS THERE, aND EVERYTHING AND, yEAH NO IT WAS, sOMETHING BUT, tHANKS i GUESS,
wELL, hE IS PRETTY TOUGH, hAVE YOU EVEN SEEN HIS, bUTT BOUNCE, aTTACK? i THINK HE IS, pLENTY FINE, rUBBING OFF ON ME,
yEAH, i DO VERY MUCH, bELIVE YOU AND, pRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU'VE SAID IS, aCCURATE i AM BASICALLY THEIR SEVENTH, i AM FLATTERED THAT YOU HAVE SEEMINGLY, KEPT UP SO WELL WITH MY EXPLOITS AT LEAST AS THEY RELATE TO, tHIS PARTICULAR SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORK WITHIN THE LAST FEW WIPES, oR SO, bUT YES i DO THINK THAT, a HANG OUT, mIGHT BE NEAT, mAYBE EVEN WITH SOME OF MY NEW PALS, i MEAN DESPITE YOUR WORRIES, JAKE IS RUBBING OFF ON ME ALL THE TIME AND, iT FEELS REALLY GOOD, tRUTH BE TOLD, tRULY,
hELLO vRISKA, wHAT IS UP AS, tHE COOL KIDS SAY BESIDES, bIRDS AND CLOUDS AND, tHE SKY AND, oTHER SUCH, JOKEY JOKE, aNSWERS,
Happy wiggling day to John and Jane, who wouldn't 8e around to cele8r8 today if it weren't for me. You're soooooooo welcome, 8tw. :::;)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE ALL THE PALG (PHAHATASS LOWBLOOD GIRL) SHAHAWTIES AT? :o/ #nsfw
Computer, put my entire song li8rary on shuffle. No, not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Not——
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEED ME A PERSCRIPTION PRINCESS SO MUTHAHAFUCKING BAD. #substance
↗️NOTICING THAT A LOT OF LESSER EMPLOYEES ARE ENTERING THE OFFICEBLOCK WITH LANYARDS, AND NOT THE VASTLY SUPERIOR AND FRANKLY MORE IMPRESSIVE↗️ ↘️retractable badge reel.↘️ ↗️I ONLY HOPE THAT IN THE FUTURE THEY ALLOW ME THE CHANCE TO GET THE OFFICE-NONOPTIONAL PRONGCHIP IMPLANT.↗️ ↘️so that i can enter in real style.↘️
tHIS READS LIKE, tHE BEGINNING OF A TUTORIAL CASE IN, lEGENDARY lEGISLACERATOR, eHE,
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DO CHUCKLEVOODOOS WORK ON HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. :o?
Not now Sweetie, mommy hath imbybed too much coffee with Hoofbeast Lacrate and needs to go #Die on the loadgaper.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEN THAHAT'S SOME TOUGH SHIT BRO.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I was told when we were in clivics that there was a time where there was a ban in place and they enforced oral honks and horn sounds only, it must have been a dark time. #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 coming up on 45 sweeps. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
>>| .oh gog... .a purpleblood mime... now that .is .amazing.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 thankfully I have never been in trouble enough to end up in clown court, but they did take us there in clown school on a field trip. This was of course many sweeps ago, but I would expect decorum not to have changed much. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M ON THAHAT GODZILLA PACK FUGU BABA. SHIT'S GOT ME SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF MY MOUTH AND SHIT. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED THE HUMBABA SO MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHARD THAHAT IT'S GOT ME MOVING LIKE AN INTERDIMENSIONAL FORCE OF NATURE. GOT SUPER-E STUCK UP IN MY GUMS AND IT'S GOT ME SEEING RAINBOW DRINKERS IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION. FUCK PTSD, I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT, THIS SHIT LITERALLY AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. :o/ #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY LUSUS COULD BEAT YOUR BITCHAHASS LUSUS IN A FIGHT.
I have a story of great emotionall and interpersonall depth but I do not know if it quallifies as rank bait. I have llittlle experience in that arena.
this trend seems llike a veritablle sociall llandmine and i woulld prefer to keep my llikes merelly somewhat cripplled rather than bllown off
The Youth are threatening to post Pits on Maine.
lATELY, pEOPLE HAVE BEEN FLIRTING WITH ME, i THINK, iN A WAY THAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD AND NOT BAD, wHICH IS A COOL AND NOVEL, eXPERIENCE,
Unllikelly, as most of them were of simillarlly llow bllood castes. But maybe a simillar motivation. Onlly they know now, and they, llike me, are gone
There are times I think back to the times of my llife, during the war, and the mulltiplle occasions of trolls serving under my command who woulld proposition me for a quadrant, usually a matespritship. It still rings odd to me to this day, both for the breach of millitary professionallism it woulld be, as well as simplly my own llack of understanding of the appeall. What coulld they have seen in a deteriorating, dour commander with a death wish? I may never know. I hope they rest peacefully nonethelless.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT SEEING MY NAME ON ANY OF THIS FML SHIT AND I THINK THAHAT'S HONESTLY REALLY KINDA FUCKED UP. :o/
WHY L34V3 1T 4T #Y0U4M WH3N 1T C0ULD B3 #W34M
TF WHY 1S TR0LLNY H4WK 0UT H3R3 H4T1NG 1 D0NT D3S3RV3 TH1S
I was taught it in my youth. I did not compose during the war however
This one was bad. I shall try again tomorrow.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MORPHEUS, MORPHEUS, DORPHEUS, ORPHEUS, GO EAT SOME WALRUSES, ORIFICES, PORRIDGES, MORPHEUS, MORPHEUS, GOING IN THE BUFFET AND WALRUSES, CONFIDENCE, CORPSESES, WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE, GO INTO YOUR ORFICES, RED PILL, BLUE PILL, MORPHEUS, WALRUSES, SEASHELLSBY THE SEAHORPHEUS. MORPHEUS DRINKING A FORTY IN A DEATH BASKET.
I made an account because the Bohemian was going to make one and it is my duty to ensure she never walks any path alone
↗️ALL OF MY DETRACTORS AND ALSO VARIOUS NAYSAYERS MAY BE AGOG OR AGHAST TO SEE THAT I HAVE OBTAINED YET ANOTHER BADGE.↗️ ↘️for a topic that is very important to me.↘️ ↗️MY INVESTMENT IN #AMPORACOIN IS PAYING DIVIDENDS, WHICH IS TO SAY MY CAEGAR CONTINUE TO SIT WITHIN THE↗️ ↘️"block chain"↘️ ↗️WHERE ALL IMPORTANT AND ALSO WISE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES SPAWN, WAITING TO BE CAPITALIZED ON WITH A TACTICAL SALE.↗️ ↘️which i will not make, because i literally have complete and utter faith in going to the moons and reaching new, impossible heights of wealth and also fortune. mostly social fortune to differentiate myself from literally everybody else who is not me.↘️ ↗️A TOP ADVISOR AND SENIOR MARKETORTURER SUCH AS MYSELF ALWAYS KNOWS WHERE SMART INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES LIE, AND I AM HEDGING MY BETS WITH THE CONTINUED GROWTH OF #AMPORACOIN.↗️ ↘️i literally cannot thank @caligulasAquarium enough for the opportunity to master this art under him.↘️ ↗️I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING TO PAY HIM BACK.↗️ ↘️but i will do everything in my power to try.↘️ ↗️#AMPORACOIN.↗️ ↘️when do my coffers become full again, i am looking at my accounts and they are currently empty but i am also holding out as i said, i am just kind of wondering.↘️ ↗️#ERIDANWEEK.↗️
i uuas not auuare hunnans held sharks in such high regard and had entire personal "uueeks" dedicated to the noble aninnal. i uuill need to try and apprise nnegalodad of the situation. it uuill surely benefit his sense of self esteenn.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THINK I SCARED MORE THAHAN JUST MYSELF DAWG. I THINK I SAW THE LOCAL WILDLIFE SCATTERING. :o(
i can✟ ac✟ually do ✟ha✟ cuz i go✟ ppl relying on me bu✟ i could go on a 1 nigh✟ bender ✟ha✟ ends before midligh✟ i guess
lowkey killing used ✟o be fun as fuck bu✟ im woke now im cool
✟he wors✟ par✟ ab✟ fixing up a beau✟iful car is having ✟o wa✟ch her go s✟raigh✟ up i should jus✟ s✟ar✟ s✟ealing
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AMEN BROTHAHA DM ME AND I'LL HIT YOU UP WITH DEETS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PUT A CONDOM ON YOUR EAR AND FUCK HEARING ABOUT IT, WANNA JOIN? YOU CAN RIDE SHOTGUN ON MY NEXT RUN. :o)
please. you can't deprive her of this nouu.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU A BITCH AND I'M NOT LINKING YOU UP WITH THAHAT JADE. :o/
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MAY OR MAY NOT HAHAVE JUST WRECKED MY SCUTTLETRUCK.
I'm actually going to sanction that museum heist. I will ensure the presence of an appropriate amount of non-lethally armed guards, security cameras, and heat-detection lasers. Have fun.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT THE FUCK.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o?
deepend1ng on thee clown, 1 may bee ablee to geet us both 1n. 1'll havee to look through thee customeer logs though.
Keep yourself aware of your surround(i i i)ngs, and rema(i i i)n v(i i i)g(i i i)lant! Good f---(i i i)ng luck. #leg(i i i)slacerator #warr(i i i)orofjust(i i i)ce #legal(i i i)ty #tonr(i i i)s(i i i)g(i i i)zz(i i i) #just(i i i)ce #(i i i)f(i i i)ghtforyoualtern(i i i)a #lowbloodr(i i i)ghts #lawandorder #superv(i i i)s(i i i)onoff(i i i)cer #legalrepresentat(i i i)on #m(i i i)dbloodr(i i i)ghts #lowbloodrepresentat(i i i)ve #m(i i i)dbloodrepresentat(i i i)ve -> 111-111-XXXX <-
+} ime hive parties are the way to go if youre looking for a good time. {+ +} more antics to be had around other trolls personal effects {+
➳ 👀👀👀 we opennn in a few hoursss
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S ROUGH DAWG SORRY THAHAT YOU GOT SOME CLIENTS MAKING YOUR JOB ALL SHAHADES OF MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHARD AND SHIT. THAHAT'S A TOUGH DEAL. :o/
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY SHIT SHE'S BALLIN.
Will Exceptions Be Made If It's Funny?
♯reading some ♯posts & one would assume ♯someofyou have never heard of ♯jackingoff
if he dies thats none of my business i tried to be a good samaritroll
and wwhat of @archivveAddict is she safe is she alright https://files.catbox.moe/g1nc0h.png
when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
i have fallen douun a sort of hole regarding ancient troll celebrity ships. not the ronnantic kind, the kind uuith rigging. not that kind of rigging. ok nnaybe this chit sucks, actually.
that jade posting about sabotage in her cloister has nnade nne reconnect uuith troll nnitski. listening to "your best alternian girl" nouu.
its both! i onlly obtained money SPECIFICALLY to give it to him, after ruining his llife for a day
what the fuck no
im not saying shit without a lawyer
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I LIKE YOUR BIG WORDS MAGIC MAN.
They keep calling me as a witness, and I do not have enough money to bribe this many judges.
To be clear, my stance on the hemospectrum has not changed: I do not care about your blood caste unless you are annoying about it.