Eridan Ampora
@cosmopolitanAequitas
he/him amateur designer, scientific polymath, collector of magic-looking accoutrements pfp edit by JustSnetch on devviantart yeah i credit artists noww, didnt used to do that
greetins n salutations vvaried denizens of paradox space, it's #redeemederidan long story short captor beat my ass and it turned out bein a miserable shit all the time kinda sucked so i stopped and bada bing bada boom im nice noww you may praise me at your leisure it is my understanding that not all eridans are as wwise and self-awware as me so if i encounter em im gonna be tellin em wwhats wwhat thats about all there is to say on the matter
hey i got a cool idea for howw to celebrate #eridanwweek howwzabout instead a buryin the tl in a buncha unfunny bullshit you assholes fuckin READ MY POSTS
wwait one goddamn minute i just realized i decided on this quirk after i wwatched some movvies wwith kar but it wwas betwween twwo of em either i could talk like the poor chimney swweeper in "kindhearted jadeblood wwith mystical powwers suddenly appears in the livves a the twwo neglected spawwn of a fiduciarily inclined lusus; lighthearted fun, music, and reconciliation ensue" OR like troll pesci i picked the latter but it seems most eridans did the first are you seriously tellin me that the decidin factor in wwhether i beat captor an wwent on a rampage, or wwhether i lost an kan an kar laid into me till i calmed dowwn wwas wwhat fuckin ACCENT I USE
Yea)(, I never got w)(y you pretended to )(ave an accent in t)(e first place 3X)
i mean im still kinda doin it purely for aesthetic reasons but i could be convvinced to talk normal
I'm s)(ore talking wit)( anyone from )(uman New York would get you all t)(e convincing you need 3B)
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
i have liek ALL of ur albums bbygrl (humie miku but da point is ily)
ᯓ𝄞 Awww, thank you! Now you have the opportunity to get them in Alternian too! ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
Words cannot describe how elated I am to learn of this, Troll Hatsune Miku. I feel seen in ways that defy conventional means of gratitude. Know that it will be my arms pumping the Will 'o Wisp wands bearing your alternating colors throughout the entire span of the show. My fervent fealty for your music shall be felt throughout the crowd. Surfed along in sonorous melody and sing-along intensity. You are an absolute gem beloved by all.
Thank you, Troll Hatsune Miku. Very cool.
I GuESS. THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THOSE. uNFuNRAISERS. WHERE YOu ASK FOR MONEY. RIGHT? WHATEVER. BEING SuCH A CONSIDERABLE. TAKER OF NAMES. AND KICKER OF ASSES. YOu CAN IMAGINE THE CORPSES I CREATE. OFTEN DROP. FAT FuCKING WADS OF CASH. AND CONSIDERABLE COINAGE. SO LONG AS YOu KEEP MAKING MuSIC. PERHAPS A CONSIDERBLE DONATION CAN BE MADE. IN RECOGNITION OF MY FABuLOuS WEALTH. AND IN MY NAME? SIGNED BY MIKu. OF COuRSE. NOT THAT SuCH A THING MATTERS TO ME. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO. JOIN IN MY CHERuBIC GLOAT. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO.
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 TROLL HATSUNE 𝓂IKU I LOVE YOUUU AND I LOVE TROLL ♫ KAGA𝓂INE LEN ♫ 𝄰tTDOV 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
ᯓ𝄞 Haa haa hee hee hoo hoo! If you want to donate some money, I would suggest Mermaids! They help young wrigglers and their lusii with anything they may need :). https://mermaidsuk.org.uk/?form=donate ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
greetins n salutations vvaried denizens of paradox space, it's #redeemederidan long story short captor beat my ass and it turned out bein a miserable shit all the time kinda sucked so i stopped and bada bing bada boom im nice noww you may praise me at your leisure it is my understanding that not all eridans are as wwise and self-awware as me so if i encounter em im gonna be tellin em wwhats wwhat thats about all there is to say on the matter
you are just in time for #eridanweek.
my prevvious behavvior wwas not to be celebrated major bad vvibes like yikes but i wwill take the wweek devvoted to me nonetheless, thank you john human