Maebie Laythe
@erroneousOphelia
I D:on't know how :Chittr works. I have a VERY strong appetite for re:Cy:Cling. No matter what my Matesprit says, I am a D:elight to be arounD:. <3 quintessentialSnark
I'm just saying, I D:on't think sanD:wi:Ches NEED: to have :ConD:iments on them.
You Are Insane And I Love You
I D:on't even remember what my matesprit's original last name was. She just immeD:iately took mine. :Can you be, like, a golD: D:igger for last names?
Oh, haha! I guess I :CoulD: ALSO be :ConsiD:ereD: a GolD: D:igger!
Nobody Needs To Know What My Original Last Name Was
mood
You Can Pry Classic Pop Punk From My Cold Dead Fingers Btw
If liking Troll Fall Out Boy's "D:ebut" album Take This To Your Grave is wrong, I D:on't want to be right wait why are there :Cops outsiD:e
Sorry Babe My Ride Is Here
I Wasn't Aware This Was Something Widely Contested In The Internet Space. Maybe I'm Just Old Though
:Coworkers at my new "job" are :Calling me "Un:C" anD: ":Cringe" every time I put on my playlists.
Are we all talking about bulge? I also have one of those. #nsfw
✨🍭🕷️ I DO NOT WANT YOU TO I JUST THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A FUNNY THING TO SAY 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ no it's okay i think a lot of people in this place would say that and mean "haha show me that thang" so i Do Not Blame You!!!!!!! 🕷️🍭✨
Re:Cently got what I learn is :CalleD: a "job" anD: now I have to like... go D:o it all the time? WTF
(Huge shame, I quit mine and now I have to like, wait two weeks before I can leave. Dumb)<
the7 don't tell 7ou this but 7ou (an just leave. and not do it
How many Strixhaven boosters :Can I get if I traD:e in my matesprit @quintessentialSnark ? I think she's worth a D:e:Cent amount.
Im A Mustard Who Cant Code Or Do Psionics The Lgs Has No Use For Me
Hm Good Point Ok
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i don't know, but i'll work something out for you if i get a brokerage fee
4FT3R MY SH1FT 1S OV3R, 1'M GO1NG TO N33D 4 T4LL GL4SS OF C1G4R3TT3S #SUBST4NC3
-=[ i love cigare ttes ! !_☺]=-
WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw
Thats Wild
c< accOrdiNg 2 a frieNd Of MiNe, tHey dONt eveN get 2 cHOOse, sHits is wild >c
>> ¡ don't th¡nk they uડua11y get to "p¡ck" that eaડ¡1y e¡ther 1o1
yeah, unless you're me, and apparently this specific version of me :( it causes a lot of grief for people...
They D:on't even get to pi:Ck???? Sorry to all the humans out there.
They Dont Even Get To Pick!?!?!?!
c< tHey dONt eveN get 2 picK, at least NOt at HatcHiNg, tHey Have 2 gO tHrOugH, liKe, a wHOle prOcess tHat tHey Have 2 gO tHrOugH, Medicully aNd surgicully >c
We initially do not get to choose at all There are procedures to allow it though And there is a rare but extant surgery to provide a calmacian configuration (( OOC: the IRL term is "Salmacian" but i gave it the homestuck sauce
this is front backpacked hopbeast court
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D:o you have to D:ivor:Ce a matesprit or :Can you just break up? Being a tarD:igraD:e :Counts as irre:Con:Cilable D:ifferen:Ces, right?
If my matesprit @quintessentialSnark gets maD:e attorney general D:espite being a lowblooD: AND: literally a fu:Cking TARD:IGRAD:E right now I'm going to lose my minD:.
Tardigrades Are Lawful Creatures! Plus I Think The Attorney General Should Know Real Magic
Youd Better Not!!! >::(
MY GOBLIN https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0853.jpeg
IT’S FINE HE’S A GHOUL NOW HE LOVES IT. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0855.jpeg
Back From Learning Real Magic Shit Was Easy
D:iD: you manage to turn yourself ba:Ck from a huge tarD:igraD:e?
Bold Of You To Assume I Want To Change Back
Not taking that test be:Cause I have retaken it upwarD:s of ten times in the last several sweeps. I KNOW what kinD: of a D:egenerate I am alreaD:y. #nsfw
♯consciousness is a ♯curse in ♯disguise
you need to #drinkwater
dont tell any1 i said this but kind of yea LMFAO
#sip sip
♯selfdestruction is an ♯illusion of ♯selfcontrol if you dont ♯break the ♯pattern ♯tonight the ♯cycle ♯repeats ♯tomorrow
dont i know that one!!!! LOL lucky 4 me ive completely 100% broken the cycle LOL
I like when the bank senD:s me sexy little emails that say things like "YOUR BALAN:CE IS LOW". Really gets me going. #nsfw #banking
I'd like to whore it up perhaps. #nsfw
do itttt
Snail la vie! That's Fren:Ch for uh. Sometimes you have to pet a snail.
They killed that guy! #supervagueposting