♦ pitied by @erroneousOphelia

Nobody Needs To Know What My Original Last Name Was

c< tHey dONt eveN get 2 picK, at least NOt at HatcHiNg, tHey Have 2 gO tHrOugH, liKe, a wHOle prOcess tHat tHey Have 2 gO tHrOugH, Medicully aNd surgicully >c

>> ¡ don't th¡nk they uડua11y get to "p¡ck" that eaડ¡1y e¡ther 1o1

c< accOrdiNg 2 a frieNd Of MiNe, tHey dONt eveN get 2 cHOOse, sHits is wild >c

MY GOBLIN https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0853.jpeg

I might not play cardboard gam32 but I can play with your h3art

I Really Do, Maebie
If you ever feel sad, just remem8er that somewhere out there, a nut creature pro8a8ly dropped a nut it was really l∞king forward to eating. Perspective is everything

Your3 out h3r3 lifting w3ight2, im out h3r3 trapp3d und3r a 5 ton w3ight bar. W3 ar3 not th3 2am3 #fuck #2tuck #oop2i3

Think Of The Crumbs In The High qUality Recuperacoon...

You're On His Side??? Wtf
Woke up yesterday wanting to throw up, went to bed wanting to throw up. You'll never guess how I woke up this morning.

I Mean Sure But I Also Aided And Abetted You In Gourd Theft So Maybe You Can Just Pretend You Saw Nothing?

I Wish
「 Oh, is that what it's like to have one? ⥮
Ah... the feeling when yo-ur wo-rking o-n a piece o-f shitty machinery and yo-u get Blasted in the face with chemicals that make yo-u wo-o-zy and see the wo-rld in different co-lo-rs fo-r a few minutes... never a fun time. >:[ #MechanicIssues

Do You Want The Rug Or Not?

I dropp3d my w3ight2 a littl3 too hard today and chipp3d my floor. Anyon3 got tip2 for floor r3pair2?

I Literally Spend My Time Away From Chittr Telling Fancy Fish How To Make Their Blocks And Hives Not Look Like A Trash Heap.

Can't Wait To Use The New Dm Feature To Exclusively Talk To Someone Sitting Right Next To Me @erroneousophelia












