WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw

Thats Wild

c< accOrdiNg 2 a frieNd Of MiNe, tHey dONt eveN get 2 cHOOse, sHits is wild >c

>> ¡ don't th¡nk they uડua11y get to "p¡ck" that eaડ¡1y e¡ther 1o1

\ fucked up 1f true... /
They D:on't even get to pi:Ck???? Sorry to all the humans out there.

They Dont Even Get To Pick!?!?!?!

c< tHey dONt eveN get 2 picK, at least NOt at HatcHiNg, tHey Have 2 gO tHrOugH, liKe, a wHOle prOcess tHat tHey Have 2 gO tHrOugH, Medicully aNd surgicully >c

We initially do not get to choose at all There are procedures to allow it though And there is a rare but extant surgery to provide a calmacian configuration (( OOC: the IRL term is "Salmacian" but i gave it the homestuck sauce

