Taylor Maryam-Lalonde
@lipstickThesbian
they/them Androgynous dyke Not a woman
Taylor Maryam-Lalonde Up-and-coming set designer, lighting technician, and aspiring director They/them My gender is butch and my sexuality is dyke Not single not taken but a secret third thing (slut) I've been told the way I talk seems cold so to counteract this you should read my posts with a wry yet warm smirk (( OOC DETAILS THIS ACCOUNT WILL CONTAIN #NSFW POSTS They're the biological child of Rose Lalonde AND Kanaya Maryam (via Sylph of Space magic, a ritual, and some candles to set the mood) They have two younger cousins, Deejay (@dogwoodJackal) and Caduceus (@asclepianDesperada). Their relationship with their moms is a little tense, because *they believe* their moms are disappointed with their transition (they've been on T for a good while) They're kind of a hot commodity in their circles, and they sleep around a fair bit. Femmes love a chivalrous butch! They're a bit of a flirt, and if that makes you uncomfortable OOC just lemme know and they'll magically read the room and back off. :) #INCEST OPINION: NEUTRAL, NON-JUDGMENTAL They're not bothered by seeing their relatives slut it up online, but they aren't about to shack up with one. Quote from Taylor on the matter: "Isn't it nice when things aren't a federal fucking issue"
I wish I could see a boquet of Roses on the dashboard and not feel my hackles raise
It is not any of your faults nor really that of my mother Our relationship is just Weird I guess
Right So tenebrificTermagent is dying in twenty eight days I had honestly forgot she was going so soon I am sure I will have only neutral feelings about this
What lore did I miss???!?!?
She is terminally ill In some sort of cosmic sense
Huh.
To be clear this is Rose Lalonde, tenebrificTermagent and NOT Gloomweiss, tenebrificTermagant Gloomweiss appears to have something wholly different wrong with her
I see.
It has been a while How goes the multiverse
Oh you know, the usual chicanery
Out, damned spot! out, I say One: two: why, then, 'tis time to do't.--Hell is murky!--Fie, my lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account? Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him. -Macbeth
HTTPS://CDN.1MGCHEST.COM/FILES/BDA2C6332BC3.PNG #sERIOUStHOUGHTS
ヽ(`д´*)ノ It drives me NUTS!!!! ♫
wE WILL, sURVIVE AND, wE WILL ALSO, kILL PEOPLE, pROBABLY, i THINK WE HAVE PROBABLY, dESERVED AND EARNED THAT, a WHILE AGO,
(ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ Haha, YES!!! Yes yes yes, Nitram-san!!! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ I'm going to massacre transmisogynists with my big fucking drill!!! ♫
yIPPEE!!!!!!!!
can y0u get people that are weird ab0ut transmascs two while y0ure at it.
hEY BUDDY, i LOVE THE ENERGY HERE, bUT, yOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOUR OWN POST, iT IS NOT REALLY IN GREAT TASTE, tO SEE A POST ABOUT WOMEN, aND THEN MAKE IT ABOUT MEN, tHIS IS SORT OF A, hEARING "sAVE THE aMAZON!" AND SAYING, "sAVE ALL THE FORESTS," TYPE THING, lIKE YEAH, tHE LATTER IS GOOD, bUT FOCUS IS BEING PUT ON THE FORMER, oN PURPOSE, yOU KNOW?
ok well ill d0 that then.
aWESOME!
We #descendant's deserve our own badge Not sure what it would look like
I really wrote a damn soliloquy Entirely in pentametric verse Just to say "I look like both my moms" I really need to read less Shakespeare huh
...I wonder how much her face looks like mine #vague #again
I Wonder Who This Is About.
BX33 < so vague
I wonder if I'm bad at subtlety Or if you're still a Seer after all
Okay it looks like option one is true Good to know my limits I suppose
BX33 < h33h33 sorry!
Can Always Be A Bit Of Both, Kidding Of Course. I Suppose If You Want A Proper Answer We Look Similar But You Can See The Differences Clearly. The Relation Can Be Told Rather Easily.
Naturally. It is the same for me Though in my case it raises questions more than answers them. My usual response is "it's a strange coincidence;" "They chose a donor with Kanaya's face or something very close" This works enough to sate their wayward curiosity For you however all the answers are quite literally writ upon your face
I feel like I should tell her "get a room" #vague
I wonder why I am the only one of my cousins who feels the crushing pressure of demigodhood Does it not bother them For their parents to be such untouchable icons
...To be frank I think I could be topless and it would not register as sexual in any capacity. So the concept of a bikini on me is mildly amusing but frankly unnecessary.
That's what I like to hear, desexualize the body. Carapace or otherwise.
Post #posting
#reply
I think my handle shows its meaning clear
It's what I'm saying.
Your first chumhandle was not subtle either Honestly the joke was kind of crass
I was 13, okay. I had a tendency to overplay my hand while being edgy. I've learned the error of my ways in the subtlety department.
Trust me I completely understand Tweenage Taylor was embarrassing And not just for pre-transition cringe
basically picture how pretentious they r now & double it. + "not like other girls"
Come on
Exactly.
gender is fake and stupid
mood.
I Tolorate Men As Long As They Do Not Touch Me, Otherwise They Get The Saw
Are any of you aromantic I would like advice
Cool Right So ... DMs
I feel like a damn child questioning like this Maybe it isn't important enough to put a name to I don't know
On the one hand I do feel a great affection for those I entangle myself with On the other hand Of course I feel affection That is literally the social function of sex And so the question becomes Is that romance And if not Have I even experienced romance before And if not Do I even want to ...#aromanticism... maybe?
Hm Hmm Hmmmmmmm
Ugh omfg WHATTT.
Oh Nothing
<sign.> oh, taylor, dearest cousin of mine. where4 art thou hmming. what troubles U so. how can i help etc etc etc
I am Actually not sure I think I will ask around for help
???????????