Taylor Maryam-Lalonde
@lipstickThesbian
they/them Androgynous dyke Not a woman
Taylor Maryam-Lalonde Up-and-coming set designer, lighting technician, and aspiring director They/them My gender is butch and my sexuality is dyke Not single not taken but a secret third thing (slut) I've been told the way I talk seems cold so to counteract this you should read my posts with a wry yet warm smirk (( OOC DETAILS THIS ACCOUNT WILL CONTAIN #NSFW POSTS They're the biological child of Rose Lalonde AND Kanaya Maryam (via Sylph of Space magic, a ritual, and some candles to set the mood) They have two younger cousins, Deejay (@dogwoodJackal) and Caduceus (@asclepianDesperada). Their relationship with their moms is a little tense, because *they believe* their moms are disappointed with their transition (they've been on T for a good while) They're kind of a hot commodity in their circles, and they sleep around a fair bit. Femmes love a chivalrous butch! They're a bit of a flirt, and if that makes you uncomfortable OOC just lemme know and they'll magically read the room and back off. :) #INCEST OPINION: NEUTRAL, NON-JUDGMENTAL They're not bothered by seeing their relatives slut it up online, but they aren't about to shack up with one. Quote from Taylor on the matter: "Isn't it nice when things aren't a federal fucking issue"
...To be frank I think I could be topless and it would not register as sexual in any capacity. So the concept of a bikini on me is mildly amusing but frankly unnecessary.
That's what I like to hear, desexualize the body. Carapace or otherwise.
Post #posting
#reply
I think my handle shows its meaning clear
It's what I'm saying.
Your first chumhandle was not subtle either Honestly the joke was kind of crass
I was 13, okay. I had a tendency to overplay my hand while being edgy. I've learned the error of my ways in the subtlety department.
Trust me I completely understand Tweenage Taylor was embarrassing And not just for pre-transition cringe
basically picture how pretentious they r now & double it. + "not like other girls"
Come on
Exactly.
gender is fake and stupid
mood.
I Tolorate Men As Long As They Do Not Touch Me, Otherwise They Get The Saw
Are any of you aromantic I would like advice
Cool Right So ... DMs
I feel like a damn child questioning like this Maybe it isn't important enough to put a name to I don't know
On the one hand I do feel a great affection for those I entangle myself with On the other hand Of course I feel affection That is literally the social function of sex And so the question becomes Is that romance And if not Have I even experienced romance before And if not Do I even want to ...#aromanticism... maybe?
Hm Hmm Hmmmmmmm
Ugh omfg WHATTT.
Oh Nothing
<sign.> oh, taylor, dearest cousin of mine. where4 art thou hmming. what troubles U so. how can i help etc etc etc
I am Actually not sure I think I will ask around for help
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Hm once again Pondering things that I am not yet sure I want to post Musing on relationships
I have not worn a bra in long enough that I genuinely don't remember my size E? F? Butch sized They are butch sized
Hm
Listen Hamilton is Fine I guess As a resident of Earth C I do not really have the context to dissect its historical accuracy or tastefulness with regard to its cultural moment but It is also Really fucking annoying
x33 < and the songs are pawfully catchy!!
They are /Fine/
So that is the third Harry Anderson Egbert-Lalonde I have seen on here We have had several Rubies Harley-Lalonde At least one Tavros Crocker And yet I keep hearing tell of a mysterious fourth member of their generation Another Maryam-Lalonde With a familiar name Yet to reveal herself as far as I am aware
there was only four rubies. including me. so far.
I count that as several
eh. id say literally few but. yeah. we are a small amount. someone called me uh. main ruby so far.
Interesting You seem to me the one who diverges furthest from the others in terms of your history But it is true you are significantly more active I just Kind of wish I could compare notes with an alternate universe sibling for once
yeah. apparently all the others were more. normal. with their jades and roses. i guess.
Waiting for Godot is at its best in minimalist form But here I am building an elaborate medieval set for it for some goddamned reason Some of these creative directors deserve to be shot
♡⸝⸝ 777HEY AIN777 GO777 777HE PA777IENCE 777O WAI777 FOR GODO777 LOL or maybe 7hey wai7in 7oo long idk i ain7 seen 7ha play ⸝⸝♤
You pretty much got the gist It is a very minimal play in which two poor saps sit under a tree and wait for a mysterious figure they call "Godot," who they believe will fix all of their problems The play is in two acts and both take place under the same tree You can understand my befuddlement with the directors insistence on a period accurate medieval set It adds nothing In fact I think it distracts from the performance But I am just the lowly TD what do I know
♡⸝⸝ i ain7 all abou7 like 7hea7re n shi7 i'm super unrefined an alla7 bu7 liiiikeeee... if 7he whole poin7 is wha7 7hey're wai7in on and 7hem 7hemselves, whys i7 go77a be in a loca7ion a7 all? like. abs7rac7 sounds more FUNNN + #7hemes or some7hin ⸝⸝♤
And already you understand the play more than this director Thank you for the validation
♡⸝⸝ HAHAHAHA 777HANKS i 7hink u ri7e n ur direc7ors should le7 u have fun ⸝⸝♤
God this really is such snarky horseshit I do not respect either of them #dashwatching
Ahem,Women <3 #suggestive
<<"women!!!!">>
wamen...
Glad we can can agree on this.
Women indeed
women :D
Perhaps I should learn not to click on things #vague
Or at least not without checking their content first It is not so much the content but the flashbang
Guys with rumblespheres are a deeply underrated o+ccurrence.
c< true >c
What is this about a beach party I presume like most events here it is an open invitation
I see 6pm Eastern Damn it I cannot come until two hours later Well maybe it will still be going when I get back I will be there or I will not