Taylor Maryam-Lalonde
@lipstickThesbian
they/them Androgynous dyke Not a woman
Taylor Maryam-Lalonde Up-and-coming set designer, lighting technician, and aspiring director They/them My gender is butch and my sexuality is dyke Not single not taken but a secret third thing (slut) I've been told the way I talk seems cold so to counteract this you should read my posts with a wry yet warm smirk (( OOC DETAILS THIS ACCOUNT WILL CONTAIN #NSFW POSTS They're the biological child of Rose Lalonde AND Kanaya Maryam (via Sylph of Space magic, a ritual, and some candles to set the mood) They have two younger cousins, Deejay (@dogwoodJackal) and Caduceus (@asclepianDesperada). Their relationship with their moms is a little tense, because *they believe* their moms are disappointed with their transition (they've been on T for a good while) They're kind of a hot commodity in their circles, and they sleep around a fair bit. Femmes love a chivalrous butch! They're a bit of a flirt, and if that makes you uncomfortable OOC just lemme know and they'll magically read the room and back off. :) #INCEST OPINION: NEUTRAL, NON-JUDGMENTAL They're not bothered by seeing their relatives slut it up online, but they aren't about to shack up with one. Quote from Taylor on the matter: "Isn't it nice when things aren't a federal fucking issue"
God this really is such snarky horseshit I do not respect either of them #dashwatching
Ahem,Women <3 #suggestive
<<"women!!!!">>
wamen...
Glad we can can agree on this.
Women indeed
women :D
Perhaps I should learn not to click on things #vague
Or at least not without checking their content first It is not so much the content but the flashbang
Guys with rumblespheres are a deeply underrated o+ccurrence.
c< true >c
What is this about a beach party I presume like most events here it is an open invitation
I see 6pm Eastern Damn it I cannot come until two hours later Well maybe it will still be going when I get back I will be there or I will not
God I love femmes
And so the two finally meet This will be interesting
Man come on
Any commentary you provide immediately becomes sinister
Sigh Dykes <3
I like my new procile picture much better The previous one looked too generic This one is tame but a little bit flirty
I would of course never be so presumptive But god damn I would very much like to suffocate beneath it #nsfw #vaguepost
Not to mention certain ideological incompatibilities And yet I probably wouldn't hesitate
Hmm.
Something to add Junior
Yes!
I'm listening
Hmm. .,.,.,.,.,.,.,., [_ . , _] | | | \ | / '.____ | ____.' \ n >< n / #metoo
That was beautiful Thank you
Yes!
((Thought why not to share that commissioned sketch I did today for @lipstickThesbian ! https://64.media.tumblr.com/0f95686d1419a8a5aacb9e78db0aac4c/0a77fa975b7afd59-2f/s2048x3072/16fe6598a6c8c61d2b86521fc18d0997b7dd560e.png
((And in case anyone might need it, comms info is here: https://chittr.ing/profile/imperialDrone/dcb99967-4f4a-485a-833d-f78a2c5c440d (i should rechitt it tbh....)
I have finally located a proper picture of myself Behold My visage (They/Them only) (( art by @spaceNoodle !!!!!! colors by moi )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4959c4e4ecb8.png
Happy mother's day to the Roses and Kanayas of chittr And of course to my own moms who will not see this chit While we may have issues let it never be said that I do not love you both
If I have to hear my mothers refer to me as an immaculate conception one more time I swear
I'm not your mother but I'll take the opportunity to be a nuisance. Immaculate conception.
rose be nice to alternate universe yous kids :/
Well at least you are doing it ironically It is incredibly frustrating to be put on the pedestal as some sort of miracle child I am mortal
Thank you Jade
other mes child is so sad.... i dont want anything like that to happen :/
If you mean the Ruby girl then don't worry I had a much better childhood than her The petty Lalondean conflict between myself and my mothers largely arises from the fact that I am no longer a child Nor do I want special treatment for the circumstances of my birth or the identities of my parents
thats nice.... if you need something feel free to ask :)
And in fairness to me calling them homophobic was humorous hyperbole But the misgendering I will not tolerate (( OOC: i don't mind if y/c misgenders them! in fact it provides me with opportunity to explore how they react which i like ))
Being called daddy in bed is one thing But being called dad It always throws me and I always love it God I love being a dyke #nsfw #nsfwe #JustInCase
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd28e68aa12b.png I count one user of culture and one lesbophobe
@undyingDescendent Would you care to explain your homophobia
???? GIRL WHAT HOMOPHOBIA I DONT LIKE YOUR POST NOT MY FAULT YOU CANT APPEAL TO EVERYONE EVER —EMBER💥
.noisneherpmoc ym dnoyeb si siht wonk ton od uoy woH .resu eht gnikcolb tuohtiw stsop WFSN kcolb nac uoY ...
Not girl but thanks for proving my point -- undyingDescent [UD] has been blocked! --
(( but not really bc ic blocking is a little overzealous atm
So many people assume that I am related to Egbert I understand assuming I was an IVF baby but why does everyone assume June was the sire Do I resemble her that much or is it just the glasses
I happen to be quite my own type Though I typically go for femmes I do enjoy a butch with a body Sigh Now I am wistfully thinking about Alternate Tay Maybe one day #selfcest
I wish I had an alternate on here I'm sure they would be quite agreeable Clarifying tag incoming now: #selfcest
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There is a way to find your "girl version" Clarifying tag: #transition now
(( *Clarifying tag: try #estrogen
fits better i think
True But you'd have tits
Perhaps we both will find our alternate One day, somewhere in time Perhaps my manicured androgyny Will show itself inverted in some way
Damn it I don't think I can count this as simple curiosity anymore Well Open invitation if you are whom I'm talking about Assuming you know whom and what I'm talking about #vaguepost