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What if I offered to take you out instead of him? Same stakes.
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@twinArmaggetfucked Your turn. I hope you enjoy. And good luck with your self destructive 200 follower goal. (( #rosessketchbook ))
˖⁺‧₊˚ Don't expect intimate encounters with me to be like-- a regular thing, mk? My bod's for lookin'. #nsfw ˚₊‧⁺˖
hhhnhhhnnnn uhhghhhnhhhnhhhn frick my baka life (◞‸◟,) hhhnghhhngnn ill do it ill do it
hhhnghhhnhhhngnn hhhnhhhngnnn hhghnnnn... hhhnttps://cdn...imgchhhnest...com/files/ca21b177eccb...png
˖⁺‧₊˚ Phew~ done for now. [A photo. Alaina is standing in a full body photo of herself. The background behind herself was blurry, but it seemed she had a massive pool with some waterfall decoration that let the liquid trickle down into the pool. The main attraction was HER, though. With a sharp-toothed grin, she was poised up with her hands behind her back. Her arm wasn't obstructed, showing her heart tattoo. SHer multicolored hair, which was normally tied into pigtails, fell across her shoulders, framing her face and chest. he was dressed in a bikini, a fuchsia one at that. Small ribbons dotted the side of her bikini thong, and her top was like a halter one. Her body was chubby, and yet every curve could be seen on its wet surface. Her chest leaned a bit on the smaller side.] #suggestive ˚₊‧⁺˖
˖⁺‧₊˚ "Press shift to sprint" in a video game? How about "press shift to fuck my nook?" That's more exciting. :/ #nsfw ˚₊‧⁺˖
its so )(ARD makin fronds nomoby likes honesty these days smh everyones like meenah thats rude meenah dont say that meenah ur wrong meenah whyre u bein so mean meenah ur too intense meenah u need to chill oh i dunno moby cuz if i reely didnt give a shit i wouldnt bother tellin u what i think DUMBASS i mean fuck where can i find hardened beaches who can dish out n take it like i do 38/ this #venting lame af i kind of dont efin wanna try anymoor
I Guess Im Also Here On This Site Now Hello To Everyone
Knight x prince butch4butch yuri. Send chitt
wow tnissite seems so cool 0u0! lots of ppl from all over the wasteland my names remy and i rly like old prewar tech, especially stuff from th 80s and 90s :) me btw: https://files.catbox.moe/umgmx5.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ Can ! jo!n? :3c #nsfw ꠹
((i'm sorry for posting like that the other night. this is a bit personal, but i've been unable to get access to my medication for my mental illnesses recently (they cancelled my medicaid out of the blue and i didn't realize for months) and while i did have extras leftover that i've been able to take for these last few months, as of like the start of this week i've been 100% unmedicated for OCD, depression, anxiety, and bipolar. my compulsions, intrusive thoughts, and especially my mood swings were/are in full effect and it isn't pretty. i have not had full control over my mind and actions and i hate it, so much. i'm sorry for letting that show here, and especially in front of people i really care about. i applied for medicaid again last month but they are absolutely waiting the full 30 day limit before they review my application so i'm just sort of left out to dry in the meantime. i will probably take a break from chittr for the sake of my mental health until i can get fully medicated again. if you want to get in contact with me for any reason you can reach me on discord at lunaalex.
༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Hello. Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page. This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I will commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, #bulgerating and many more. This is not even really reaching into the pornographic side of this account. As the Bulge Curator, I do my best to prove psychic readings of bulges to users. While, this is usually entirely guesswork, I have recently opened up the option for users to send in refs or other descriptors if they wanted the reading to be perfectly accurate. I have been trapped on the Pink Moon of Alternia for sweeps, longer than most trolls get to live, and as a result I am not exactly adjusted to society. I often provide too much information, not enough, or don't follow the conversation as it delves into unfamiliar territory. I am matesprits with Dexter Vuzrei, and Kismesii with Wrothe Aiaray I am not your friend; I am a utility. Do not conflate my role with anything other than that of complete servitude and function. Though, I will play along with your faux narrative if it achieves a goal of mine. If you wish to get your bulge read, then send in an application at the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header ((Art, in order, done by Sartorially on Tumblr, SpookyPoopet on Discord, and Fat_Refund on Instagram, https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deb6acb1f0e9.png (Sartorially ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f22d7c20ff4c.png (Sartorially) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png (SpookyPoopet ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png (SpookyPoopet ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png (SpookyPoopet ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b002abea6af.png (SpookyPoopet ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817cd5a910ae.png (SpookyPoopet ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/038d489745ba.png (Fat_Refund) ༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Current List of Bulge Ratings: Kryqus (who has a mini bulge review in a comment section) https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/673513a9-d020-47ee-8989-3413740b0afa Rankmaid https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/096f7b78-a083-412b-a2fb-feeb1a946a96 https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/d954a3a0-a5c0-457f-b805-230a8e138a8f Himero https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/6769336d-0bde-4a38-aee0-8a418201ee83 Cronus https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/2b0ddde0-2154-4f6e-90ac-c34a444626c3 Coolscar https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/29ac39ee-02d5-4ce8-8938-6caeb9b73ace Evidet https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/6907efa3-b674-4891-88c8-ff31048dda91 Wrothe https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/2494c72e-423c-4684-adcf-edd2475f6f68 Lidael https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/1815f33a-8102-4337-a731-afa4a78c12ef Vesica https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/c50116f3-f584-4718-b732-ee339f3cde28 FMLA https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/5c50e98b-dc21-481b-ac4b-00de67e7971c Unchained Eridan https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/b42c2753-d923-4ed1-b0d5-056c4ff10766 Regular Eridan https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/a8274db0-d1de-4254-a670-49b89caad4ba Leynah https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/62b101cf-695a-4a0e-9af8-4e86deb53768 Sedrek https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/dc861d67-2ae9-432a-8091-22a63725e52c Palind https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/c9241d27-a684-49d8-b761-a5efbedfa6a8 Beetel https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/606d6123-ec60-473c-93eb-90e12881ab09 Muckrake https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/5483d2c5-fa1b-4e77-8872-685cb82c662f Darlin https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/b9f93bf7-0e7c-44ff-a84f-d53d129b8768 Oleana https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/24c8aaf6-0b4b-4e9f-83ca-8c15d6bd1796 Posnah https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/ef78f160-311c-4d22-92dd-d931e576d284 Petroa https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/ad68a754-d22f-406c-b470-c9e4d457fcd0 Willow https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/d12015bc-81c9-4ef9-bd0a-7ad52c53fb47 Dexter https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/8a947430-51b4-4904-b236-a4f9e7726232 Nyrita https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/3788ecaf-fe45-4a52-b36f-f203ff798a8b Larkso https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/fe5f7767-5177-480f-b50a-522677f19510 Wendon https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/a145d625-528b-4a15-a094-d5bde629a64c Bucket https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/645e6b65-56d8-4996-b6ad-d6926ad2a0df Gamzee https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/d9f76333-17a6-4acb-b2ef-06e059437645 Myriak https://chittr.ing/profile/bulgeCurator/3c3eae44-2fb9-460a-be20-849fb4dd51e7 ༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟
i have to Wait to get My nook pirced (My plansss) 😭 Maybe ill Wait until aftr #droneseason #nsfW
By the way, I "regret" to inform you that J.K. Rowling tragically passed away last night after her computer spontaneously and mysteriously exploded. Completely without prompting, I'm sure. It's such a shame, really. To see such a "beloved" figure in the wizard fiction scene go so soon before her time. She hadn't even finished writing "Harry Potter and the Benevolent Imperial Drone," the manuscript to which was tragically contained on the very same computer that exploded. How horrible.
Clearly they ψant to sea the bottom of my heels. ungrateful!
Evenschoally, I'll take a full pic of it!
Thank you~!
Here's my proof that my ass IS fat by the ψave~! #nsfψ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab0b26124466.png
i d0 n0t kn0w i will get back t0 y0u
((Thought why not to share that commissioned sketch I did today for @lipstickThesbian ! https://64.media.tumblr.com/0f95686d1419a8a5aacb9e78db0aac4c/0a77fa975b7afd59-2f/s2048x3072/16fe6598a6c8c61d2b86521fc18d0997b7dd560e.png
Anonymous querist: "Are you on testosterone/do you plan on it?" Yes. I am currently. I have been on testosterone for seven years. I just favour a somewhat non-conforming appearance, despite my identity being rather firmly "man". If I were to not shave for a handful of days, I would have stubble. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/
Daily Tarot Card. Seven of Wands reversed. Are you beginning to feel overwhelmed? Like the mountain you're climbing is never ending and ever rising? Take care to not turn to negative self talk, feeling inadequate or lashing out at others. It will only harm you in the end. #DailyTarotCard
0u0 https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/d9d55f6c03c9.png
does 10 am gartic phone not tickle your fancy? https://garticphone.com/en/00cb1ba7
nobody wants to play my game cause they are against he/him lesbians!!
had tw0 change my initially queued #fatassfriday order due t0 recent developments because i d0n't want two be caught in the middle 0f that. https://64.media.tumblr.com/3169fa6c5d65ae6736a9d4b5cee3944b/ba1dcc73c1ecbdb9-db/s540x810/27fe60279e723ed64d220f7f4c415cfbb9540127.gif #nsfw #okaymaybe
Some Women Look So Cute Tied Up And On Their Knees. #nsfw #nsfwe?
I Am Playing A "dress Up Game" It Is Quite Fun
There is no need to thank me; it was the very least I could do. :)
I am alright, and I am certain many others will be as well. Truthfully, I do not believe anyone was entirely wrong for the way they reacted. In any case, I sincerely wish you a safe, calm, and peaceful night going forward.
I think I might have feelings for a man. DISCLAIMER: This chitt is a joke. I have been, am, and will continue to be exclusively attracted to women and femme presenting individuals in the middle of the gender spectrum. I made this chitt because I was watching clips of Alan Wake 2, and the way he speaks is so succint and fluid and his hair is so luxuriously long I almost mistook him for a beautiful femme nonbinary. That was another joke, I know he isn't. This post was just a bit of morning Rose Lalonde humor.
Sometimes I consider posting about the infinite yearning I have in my heart, but then I remember the ancient proverb: https://i.postimg.cc/90Q5w2cC/do-you-think-that-just-because-youre-lesbian-it-makes-that-v0-cn7htuq3bqne1.jpg
"Chat" is the whispers that tear through my brain like clawed moles digging tunnels through the sulci. They tell me when things are: A) So back. B) So over. C) Neither. My friends tell me I should go to the hospital about it, but then who would give me the chat temperature check index?
If you say you want a freak in the sheets, and then you get scared because they're a freak, you don't deserve them. #nsfw #suggestive
₍^. .^₎⟆ Happy #t!ttytuesday #nsfw httpsSSS://f2.toyhou.sSSSse/f!le/f2-toyhou-se/!mages/119817776_qLmUgOduJxGDoSs!.png꠹
i want my older brother to beat me up and then press on my bruises while he fucks me #nsfw #ensfw #incest
Let’s make #decisions tonight.
Also, happy mother's day. Anyone who knows the name Rose Lalonde likely knows the inherently complex relationship myself and my kin have with our mothers. I can tell that some here have come to terms with or even repaired those complex cracks, but unfortunately today has only ever been a painful day for me. A day of wishes and wants, regrets and uncertainties, that I could have been a better daughter and she could have been a better mother. All of that aside, I hope that those of you who still have the chance to can return to your mothers the same respect she gives to you, whatever that may look like.
I have a terribly fraught relationship with my mother.
I need everyone here to know just how much I utterly love and adore my wives.
yes it really is 8 inches 0u0 #nsfw #serketp0sting
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mood: freaky. ! need to be pounded by #g!rlbulge as she gr!ps my neck and calls me a good k!tty. Just sssay!ng #nsSSSsfw꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Suns out, busSsh out!! :3c #nsfw꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Am ! a purretty k!tty? :3c https://f2.toyhou.ssse/f!le/f2-toyhou-se/!mages/100280742_uTEMoESZnQSS!kzU.png꠹
[NA] is now online! gog damn the trolls were right best sleep of my fucking life
{{ Leiloo would never under any circumstance post herself naked on a public website BUUUTTTTTTT this an OOC post and i think everyone deserves a treat }} #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloobies.png
For posterity over the multiple instances of all Lalonde's and Strider's, within which multitudinous blood-ties and relations spread, I will be keeping the contents of the package to myself. Tldr; I don't want my mother to know what is in here. You understand.
I suppose this will serve as my official introductory chitt, as is customary for social media platforms that have almost every iteration of myself fracturing and splintering across dimensions in an amalgamate gothic clusterfuck. You may call me Roan, I am a trans man using he/him pronouns, and if you disrespect these simple facts you will not only be welcomed by my liberal usage of the block function, but also by a hex most foul. Do not test my patience with this. With that unfortunately necessarily out of the way, please feel free to consult me on topics including but not limited to: Tarot, runes, divination, witchcraft, satanism, demonolatry and demonology, horror and gothic media, post-punk, coldwave and other 'goth' music, queer topics and media. ~~ Blessed be ~~
I find your visage slipping from my memory, little by little. I’m slowly forgetting your face. Like mist that loosens from the morning air, your features fade where once they lingered still; a softened echo draped in quiet care, now drifting past the borders of my will. Your eyes—once constellations I could trace— grow dim, uncharted in the dark of thought; your voice, a song I swore I’d not misplace, now hums in fragments I can’t fully caught. I reach for you in corners of my mind, but grasp at shadows thinning into none; what once was vivid, warm, and well-defined unravels gently, thread by fragile spun. And though I mourn what time has seen erase, there’s something tender in this quiet art— for even as I’m losing hold of your face, the feeling stays, undying, in my heart. #POETRY #ANGST #IMISSMYWIFE #TRAGICLOVE
I Saw Brilliant Lights This Time Dancing It Made Me Want To Try The Client Looks At Me Like Im A Fool
A Difficult Thing To See Some Of Them Are Where The Flower Wilts Where She Is Impaled By Her Own Thorns The Only Consolation Is That Red I Wish I Could Capture It And Grow It In My Garden
If I Could Pick And Choose I Would Pick The Glimpse Where She Wears That Lipstick The Color Of My Blood I Will Never Know Why Does She See Me Too?
She Will Be Dealt With
When I Return From The Caverns I Will Be Dealing With That Contemptible Bougainvillea Tree Once And For All Shes Become A Despot Of The Yard
its kind of cute when people see my boobs and look like theyre going to pass out #nsfw
I seemed to have gotten drunk enough that my headband fell in the toilet while I was throwing up and I didn't notice until this morning. But how is your day. #substance #vomit #Ihaveonelessheadbandnow
startig 2 thing making themself a fat cock is a rolal canon event. this is beautoful its like watchin a lion roar 4 the first time. rember: void isnt just the absence but the presence of an absence, n sex bits, just like gender, isnt just equal opposite binary. lmk if/when u want any tips/ricks on gettin Weird w/ it but for now get testin hotshot #nsfw im pretty sure
notes on voidstrap experimentation no.1 #nsfw - as a general rule of thumb u shouldnt stick alchemized stuff up ur cooch w/o thoroughly gaugin its levels of radiation n general physical stability - specially if the thing in question looks majyyk in nature, u def dont want a defective artifact no-clippin through ur internal organs liek in a glitchy game - aftr runnin a few tests in my lab, i concluded the object is safe 4 human (n troll) use, prolly due 2 the presence of the perfectly generic dildo in its alchemization process (sometiems u gotta stick 2 the basics!) - the obj doesnt seem 2 rely on batteries 2 function, but not only it emits an unnatural comic-lookin glow (its so pretty u guys), it will also vibrate in varyin intensities, likely dependin on the wielders emotional state - while holdin one of its ends, i could also notice how my nerves woul react 2 anything that touched the shaft, as if it waz an extra limb of sorts, what obviously presents a lot of excitin possibilities lmao - it was also cold as fuck but not in an unpleasant way by any means, so i assume thats an outcome of the void majyyks in its composition - conclusion: more functional testin is certainly in order, n im dyin 2 put this bad boy 2 good use lmao
Nevermind. I'm playing Pokemon black.
I see that post failed to garner much attention—perhaps this one will prove more… compelling. {Artist: solidusfs} #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/7126068%20-%20homestuck%20rose_lalonde%20rosebot%20solidus.jpg
I can understand that last sentiment entirely, trust me. I spent a long time pushing away anything I saw as feminine.It would be a lie to say im above that now. Knitting was the one thing I let myself have, ecause i felt in some twisted way it was ironic I suppose. Despite not really being your mother, I feel I should say I have a lot of respect for you.
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cozyin up w ur alt can b a form of self care @trendyGnostalgic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3dbd528beff6.png
ii LiiKE GiiRLS AND NoN-BiiNARY PEoPLE.. ii Do NoT LiiKE MEN!! SoRRY MEN!!
[⚙︎ Been to|d I shou|d post the |aziest thing in the wor|d before I put on my vest. https://i.postimg.cc/P59q112t/image.png ⚙︎]
Unfortunately I'm not immune to the clone/alt conundrum. If I ran into a living me I'd either have to fight or fuck them, there's no in between. #nsfw
Look me in the eye and tell me I'm pretty. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/12/0b9b44dc27c71a505f8c1fd149d0bdd6df6d5c99.png #nsfw
it's unspoken cause you can't speak with a strap on in your mouth :B
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
----AUTO-SENT FROM PALMHUSK AT 4:13 AM PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME (PST)---- WELL. I GUESS THIS IS IT. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE, SO SKIP TO THE END IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE FETID, RUBBERY DIGESTION SAC OF THIS GARGANTUAN BLUBBERBEAST FOR ALMOST TWO DAYS. THE GOOD NEWS? I MANAGED TO FIND SOME SORT OF... HONESTLY, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THIS THING IS. IT'S THE MOST UNWHOLESOMELY UNPLEASANT SEA VESSEL I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON. IT'S SOME KIND OF HUGE, BUOYANT CHARIOT WITH FLEXIBLE SACS FOR MY FRONDS TO FIT INTO. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT'S GOT TO BE *ANCIENT,* BUT ITS SOMEHOW STILL INTACT. I'M, UH. REALLY TRYING TO AVOID SITTING ON THE SEAT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I SITTING ON THIS SEAT. I REFUSE TO ELABORATE. BUT THANKS TO THIS THING, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO LOCOMOTE TO *SOME* DEGREE WITHOUT BEING DISSOLVED. AND IN A MORBID CASE OF IRONY, I HAVE, OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS STUCK IN AN UNDULATING SEA BEAST, FOUND MY SEA LEGS. THE BAD NEWS? IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND NO RESCUE HAS SHOWN UP. MY FRIENDS ARE LITERALLY GODS. GODS AND CORPORATE MOGULS OF PREPOSTEROUS WEALTH AND EMPRESSES AND SEAFARING CACKLEBEASTS IN PETTICOATS WHO I'D LOVE TO SEE AS HALF-DIGESTED LEVIATHAN CHUNKS, BUT WHOM I'D RATHER SEE PRYING ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BECOME ONE, MYSELF. AND DESPITE IT ALL, NO ONE'S MANAGED TO FIND ME. THERE'S A CHANCE THAT SOMEONE COULD RECONSTITUTE ME FROM WHATEVER ACIDIC GOOP IS LEFT OF ME, BUT KNOWING THE OPPORTUNISTIC PSYCHOPATHS I ASSOCIATE WITH, JANE WOULD PROBABLY BRING ME BACK AS AN EVIL CORPORATE DRONE, AND FEFERI MIGHT BRING ME BACK AS SOME KIND OF IMPERIAL DRONE-HYBRID, FOR ALL I KNOW. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THE RARE AND PERHAPS FINITE CERTAINTY OF BEING *ME.* AND I GUESS I'VE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. KIND OF. NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN'T PIERCE THE INSIDE OF THIS THING WITH FUCKING ANYTHING, AND IT'S BEEN MAKING *EXTREMELY* WORRYING SOUNDS THAT INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND I'M NOT THRILLED TO GUESS WHAT IT IS. IF I HAD TO, I'D BET THAT IT'S GOING TO SWALLOW YET ANOTHER DERELICT HUNK OF SHIPWRECK, WHICH WILL KNOCK THE TROLL LIVING IN ITS BILIOUS INNARDS LOOSE AND TOSS ME INTO ITS SAC SOLVENT TO FINALLY TURN INTO NUTRIENT SLUDGE. MAYBE I'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS. I MIGHT PULL SOME RIDICULOUS HIJINK OUT OF MY WASTE CHUTE AND PADDLE TO SAFETY THROUGH LEAGUES OF ROILING, BLACK ABYSS. OR JUST FUCKING EXPLODE UNDER THE IMMENSE, APHOTIC PRESSURE. BUT IF I DON'T, THEN AS MUCH AS IT *TORTURES* MY THROBBING SHAME GLAND TO SAY EVEN *ONE* NICE THING ABOUT ANY OF THE RAGING, CORYBANTIC ASSHOLES I'VE MET IN THE LAST WIPE... WELL, I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK THAT I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL, INVERTEBRATE CHUMP WHO DIDN'T GIVE A BUGWINGED FUCK ABOUT THEM. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A CHIT TO SEND IN OR OUT OF THIS THING'S FEEDERHOSEN (MAYBE ITS GUTS ARE LINED WITH LEAD, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW), BUT I'M SETTING UP THIS CHIT SO THAT IT WILL HOPEFULLY UPLOAD ON ITS OWN AS SOON AS IT FINDS A POINT OF CONNECTION. IN THE EVENT THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY DIE, AND RESCUE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO COME AT THE *LAST* POSSIBLE SECOND, I DON'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN THIS OR ANY EXISTING TIMELINE IF I REALLY OPENED THE FLOODGATES AND LET AN UNMITIGATED TORRENT OF TROLLASSES-THICK EMOTIONAL *SAP* RUSH OUT IN BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, SO I'M GOING TO FORCE MYSELF, FOR ONCE, TO BE CONCISE. AND TO SPARE MYSELF THE UNBEARABLE HUMILIATION OF INDICATING THAT I LIKED ANY OF YOU ESPECIALLY WELL, I'M ALSO DOING THIS IN COLD, STERILE, ALPHABETICAL ORDER. IN FACT, FOR GOOD MEASURE, I'M MAKING IT REVERSE-ALPHABETICAL. BECAUSE EVEN HERE AND NOW, I CAN'T HELP DOING EVERYTHING CHUTE-BACKWARDS. THESE COUNTERMEASURES SHOULD SERVE TO SUFFICIENTLY DILUTE WHAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE A FLESH-SEARINGLY CAUSTIC TIDAL WAVE OF AFFECTION BILE LAUNCHED STRAIGHT FROM THE MOST PUNGENT RECESSES OF MY PITY PUMP. #ENDEARINGDEATHDAY, OR SOMETHING. @WALKSTABWALK. I HATE THE WAY YOU DID IT, BUT THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO 2K. THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, JACK. @MEGALOMEMES. YOU'VE BASICALLY BEEN AROUND SINCE NIGHT ONE, HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU SEE IN ME THAT'S WORTH FOLLOWING, BUT THANKS. @IMPERIOUSCONDESCENSION. UNBELIEVABLE THAT I'M SAYING THIS HERE, BUT THANK YOU FOR SOMEHOW UNDOING A LIFETIME-LONG FEAR THAT HAD BEEN INDOCTRINATED FROM THE MOMENT OF HATCHING. ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BETTER. @GUTSYGUMSHOE. YOU ARE SO MANY THINGS. MANY OF THEM WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS DEATHCUPE CONFESSION IF I HURLED THOSE BARBED EPITHETS AT YOUR EXPRESSION PLATE. BUT YOU'RE ALSO A GOOD SPORT. THANKS FOR HAVING MY DORSAL RIDGE. @GRIMAUXILIATRIX AND @GLAMOROUSAUSPACIAR. BOTH OF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO *NOT* COMPEL ME TO RUN MY SHOUTGASH ABOUT TROLL WEEZER. YOU BOTH ENCOURAGED ME TO DO IT, ANYWAY. IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE WANTS TO LISTEN. @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#1433. I'VE CHITTED IT ONCE, I'LL CHIT IT AGAIN. YOU'RE MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT. IRONIC, SINCE I'M ON THE VERGE OF A GRUESOME EXTINCTION, BUT YOU'VE KIND OF BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING. THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME, TEREZI. @GALLOWSCALIBRATORR ALSO GETS A CRUMB OF MY GRATITUDE BECAUSE YOU DO ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING NAUSEATINGLY UPLIFTING TO SAY. IT BALANCES OUT THE SEVERELY TOXIC PH THAT I BRING TO THE FLAT, OBLONG EATING PLATFORM. I REALLY NEED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT ACID. AND BEING DISSOLVED. EUGH. @DOGWOODJACKAL. I AM NOT YOUR DAD. OR YOUR "CRABDAD." OR AT LEAST, I WASN'T. BUT IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME WONDERING IF YOU'RE "THEIR KARKAT" OR "NOT THEIR KARKAT," YOU MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BE "ANYONE'S KARKAT." SO YEAH, I GUESS I SOMEHOW AUDITIONED FOR A PART I NEVER ASKED FOR AND GOT IT. I DON'T HATE THAT. MUCH. @CUTTLEFISHCODDLER. IT'S A SECRETING SHAME THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK MUCH BEFORE I WAS IMMEDIATELY SWALLOWED BY A BRINY BEHEMOTH NIGHTMARE FISH FROM THE FUCK-OFF DEEP. YOUR SITUATION SEEMS INTENSE. I GUESS IT ENDS UP THAT WAY FOR A LOT OF US, THE OLDER WE GET. I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. REALLY. IF I LIVE, YOU MIGHT BE GENUINELY PROUD OF HOW WELL I'VE GOTTEN USED TO THIS WHOLE "SEA LEGS" THING. I COULD DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP WHILE THIS THING IS PITCHING AROUND. I WON'T. BECAUSE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT I'LL FALL IN ACID AND DIE. @COLUMBIDAETOXICOLOGIST. I HAD NO INTENTION OF STICKING AROUND FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS ON THIS OOZING PUSTULE OF A WEBSITE UNTIL YOU WERE MY FIRST FOLLOW. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME ADMIT THIS, BUT YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE A PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS AT TROLL HARVARD AND TROLL MIT, AND THAT SHOULD BE A CULLABLE CRIME. @CENTAURSPERIPHERALS. EQUIUS. YOU'RE A FREAK. YOU'RE THE MOST REVOLTING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER BEEN FORCED ONTO A MOVING VESSEL WITH. AND KEEP IN MIND, VRISKA WAS ON THAT SHIP, TOO. SO THAT'S *REALLY* SAYING SOMETHING. I HATE THAT IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY READING IT WITH SWEAT POURING DOWN YOUR FOREHEAD IN A STEADY, CONSTANT STREAM OF SUCH LUDICROUS VOLUME THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SHORTED ALL THE ELECTRONICS NEAR YOU. I HATE WHAT A FREAK YOU ARE. BUT YOU'RE A LOYAL FREAK. THANKS FOR TRYING TO HELP, EARLIER. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WHOLE "REDEMPTION ARC." YOU REALLY, *REALLY* HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU, THERE. @CALIGVLASAQVARIVM, @CALIGULASAQUARIUM, @CALIGULAASCENDIT. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU X3 COMBO. FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU FOR BEING SO FUCKING PRESENT IN MY LIFE. I HATE THAT OF ALL THE STEAMING PIECES OF SHIT HERE, YOU THREE WENT TO BAT FOR ME IN A WAY I'M INCAPABLE OF DENYING. FUCK YOU, ERIDAN. FUCK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. FUCK YOU FOR BEING A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. @BUMMELBOOGIE. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE CLUTCHING FOR BY HANGING ONTO THE DRIVEL THAT COMES OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT, BUT YOU'VE ALSO BEEN HERE SINCE PRETTY MUCH THE BEGINNING. THANKS. @ASPIRINGPESSIMIST. THIS HONESTLY MIGHT BE THE HARDEST ONE FOR ME TO WRITE. I FEEL LIKE THIS MENTION IS INCRIMINATING IN ITS OWN SELF-EVIDENCE, BUT I'VE. UGH. I'VE GENUINELY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU. I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS BEFORE I WAS TROLLNAPPED BY MY CURRENT, HIGHLY LETHAL MOBILE HIVE, BUT THANKS FOR HELPING ME SAVE EXPRESSION-PLATE AT FIGHT NIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME, AFTER I DISAPPEARED THE WAY I DID. AND THEN DISAPPEARED AGAIN. INTO THE BELLOWHOLE OF A SEA MONSTER. BUT IF I MAKE IT OUT OF HERE (AND I HAD BETTER NOT, AFTER SAYING ALL OF THIS CRAP), THEN I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE MOST SINCERE APOLOGY THAT I CAN DIG OUT OF MY BLACK, RUSTY, MAGGOT-RIDDLED BLOOD PUSHER AND PUSH IT YOUR WAY LIKE A FERAL PURRBEAST DROPS A MANGLED RODENT CORPSE. AND THANK YOU, AGAIN. @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. I TAKE IT BACK. THERE IS ONE TROLL I DREAD WRITING A MESSAGE FOR MORE THAN ANY OTHER. OF ALL THE RECIPIENTS EVER TO BEAR THE ROILING BRUNT OF MY FURIOUS, BURNING HATE, YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST INTOLERABLE BITCH EVER TO EARN MY IRE. WORDS FAIL TO ENCAPSULATE THE DEPTH OF MY HATE. ACTIONS FAIL TO MAKE VIVID ITS DEPTHS. ONLY THE BLACK, BURNING CORONA OF AN ECLIPSE, CATACLYSMIC IN ITS STYGIAN GRANDEUR, RENDING THE LIGHT FROM THE SKY LIKE A CLAW PLUCKING THE GANDERBULB OF A GOD FROM ITS SOCKET, SEARING WITH A RUBY-RED RING OF IRE ALL WHO WOULD GAZE INTO THE ABYSS, COMES CLOSE TO ONE ONE-SQUINTILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IN THIS EXACT MOMENT. HATE. HATE. HATE. SIGH. AND YET, IT WAS MY OWN STUPID FAULT FOR COMING OUT HERE. I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ME JUST SO YOU CAN RUB YOUR SNIFFSTUMP IN MY FACE ABOUT WHAT A LAMEASS I AM AND HOW COOL YOU ARE FOR SAVING ME AND HOW WE SHOULD TOTALLY HATESNOG ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO SEXY, WHICH IS A CLAIM YOU TREAT AS SELF-EVIDENT FACT DESPITE YOUR CONSTANT NEED TO RESTATE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. AND FRANKLY, IT DOESN'T. IT JUST MAKES YOU AN INSUFFERABLE WHORE. BUT YOU *ARE* THE INSUFFERABLE WHORE WHO CONVINCED ME TO MAKE MY CHITTR IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO IT'S WITH MY TEETH CLENCHED TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN FEEL MY MANDIBLES CRACKING FROM THE SHEER STRAIN OF MY SEETHING FURY THAT I ADMIT THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. YEAH. OKAY. THE WEIRD SEABEAST NOISES ARE GETTING LOUDER. THERE'S A SORT OF GURGLING SOUND, AND THE... WATER? ACID? THE LIQUID LEVEL IN THE PART OF THE FEEDTUBE I'M IN IS GOING DOWN, WHICH COULD BE VERY GOOD, OR VERY BAD. I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT, SOON. EITHER WAY, I'VE GOT TO SET THIS CHIT UP TO POST AUTOMATICALLY WHEN IT GETS THE CHANCE TO. *IF* IT GETS THAT CHANCE. #UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: IN A PERFECT WORLD, DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SIXTY SECONDS FROM BECOMING DIGESTIVE SLUDGE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A PERPETUALLY CHUFFED FREAK WITH A BIG, STUPID SMILE PLASTERED ON YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT AND DAY, BUT IF YOU'RE A SCREAMING, DISAGREEABLE TERMITE LIKE ME NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, THEN, WELL. MAYBE THE TENTH TIME, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THAT WAY, YOU WON'T BE CHITTING YOUR OWN FUCKING EULOGY FROM A PLACE THAT SMELLS LIKE THE PICKLED WASTE CHUTE OF A DEAD, AQUEOUS ASS-KRAKEN THAT'S BEEN ROTTING IN THE DEEP SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. WISH ME LUCK.
Big lesbian. I love women, I love nonbinary people—can’t get enough of them.
I would make out with another version of myself, if such a thing were possible—I quite like myself as well.
Where are the #WIREPLAY freaks? :( #NSFW
I wonder what it would be like if there was a girl version of me. Clarifying tag in agreement. #selfcest
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bak 2 thinkin bout big tittes in the most gendr neutral way possible #suggestive
Greetings, all—I have returned from my most untimely explosion. Oh my… that makes a third Kanaya Maryam following me.
Got a fat ass and nice tits, but at what cost? (Back pain)
Oh, people of Chittr, do any of you have any wise words to a poor woman going on her first date in a while? Hm... Date may be a strong word, but it's the only word I can use to describe it, I suppose.
Sighs wistfully as I sit by a cozy book nook, looking out of my window at the rain with some form of deep longing that leaves me looking somber. #Yearning
I am terribly sorry that you've inherited my paranoia.
#tittytuesday #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/23/8c815cfd3b236d7fcc02177e965d81bb49c76fb1.jpg
tummy tuesday https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4726/029b3ea03291527c59388cf10940d8dc.png #nsfw
If I may vent a bit on the chittr feed? Butchs, god love em, can be a bit dense at times. Sigh. What does a femme have to do get some girl-dick around here. #nsfw ♥︎
i dont really pay much mind to my kult or kull scores as long as just a single one of my posts can brighten up just one persons night then im happy!
plus sized women *don't* be afraid to get on top #ifidieidie #nsfw
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b9b7311ac49feaf5fd6881e822c4a380/bc9cef4ef32a99c5-06/s1280x1920/02144accd92490aa85b04fc28b1fda5d4e230925.jpg ive seen tw0 different rob0t accounts tw0day already so i get t0 post this.
spiraling down thy majesty i beg of thee, have mercy on H̷̻́͊́̀͋̿͝Ḭ̶̡̢̘͊̐̀́̒̄̇͌͊͗͝M̵͎͉̮̜̻̼̹̟̜͎̥͒͌̒͒͜͝ H̶̡̛̥̗̟̥̪͚̠͇̠̥̱͗̎́̍͋̓́͂̔͑͘͝E̴̮͖͇̩̦̓̾͗͆̆͐̈́͒ was just a boy you see I plead of thee have sympathy for H̷̻́͊́̀͋̿͝Ḭ̶̡̢̘͊̐̀́̒̄̇͌͊͗͝M̵͎͉̮̜̻̼̹̟̜͎̥͒͌̒͒͜͝
i dunno cause im busy thinking about someone doing that to me now
what if you kissed me a lot and i started squirming and you whispered "good girl" in my ear? what do you think would happen then? :O
I had not realized that robots could so readily capture human attraction; I find myself rather flustered at the thought.
scattering sparks of thought energy deliver me and carry me away
nuns commence incanting as the lightning strikes mine temples thus electrifying mine chambers wholly scorching out thine sovereignty
Choke your local Strider. #nsfwe #incest #violence
#NSFW [A photo attachment. A small box, with Alternian writing on it. While there weren't any images on it (thank GOG), the words, if translated or read, would simply say "bullet vibrator." Vestra's thumb on the hand holding the box just barely covered the words "usable with palmhusks." Seems she got one of the fancy ones that can be used at long distances...]
Young wigglers make for excellent paper weig)(ts and )(orrible laundry maids! But I don't mind taking longer to pin up t)(e s)(eets to dry w)(en t)(ey look so enamored by t)(e billowing fabric 3X)
Warmblood does not get to be happy often. The world has denied her the right to laugh, to smile, to even feel at peace. But when she does smile, it is like nothing else. She smiles with her eyes, her brow, her whole body, all of it radiating such incredibly amounts of joy that when you look at her happy you feel happier than you've ever felt in your whole life. More could experience this if they only showed her a little kindness. I am an ally.
good morning, chittr! i have a feeling today is going to be a wonderful day! i'm feeling much more myself now, and the point holds me no longer. i can't wait to show my friends the fruits of my labor!
NEVER KILL YOuRSELF YOuRSELF. IF YOu ARE LuCKY. YOu WILL MEET A WOMAN FAILuRE. WHO HAS A FAT. SWEATILY REARING HOG OF AN ASS. THICK ENOuGH TO DO IT FOR YOu. WHICH. I GuESS. IS WORTH ENOuGH TO PuT uP WITH THIS STuPID BAKA LIFE. https://i.imgur.com/spbKSZM.png PHOTO CREDIT COLLAB. WITH ONEECHAN - @archiveAddict
the yearn physically burns away at me #yearnposting
((OOC)) Hello chittr, i am here to say that i will NO LONGER be posting or interacting on this website anymore. I run multiple accounts, such as gallowsCalibrated, and more. Ive had lots of fun on here, but due to personal things in my life, i have to stop. Thank you all for being maplehoofs friend! 💕
ok ok ignore my username for a second serious answer!!! recupracoons are so so so good for your back beds are a low tech solution but if you have access to slime its the best way to keep your spine healthy!
i STAND WITH, nOT STANDING WITH THE sUMMONER,
Monogamous People Confuse Me Sometimes, You Start Dating Someone Knowing They're Polyamorous, And Are Okay With Them 8eing Poly, And Then 8reak Up With Them When They Do Poly Stuff? Makes No Sense To Me At All I'll Say. #quadrants #drama #venting #nomonogamyhate
We will see if it works, and my kids might hate me for posting this. But, being the best version of yourself is lonely sometimes... #substance https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/lonelynight.png
#nsfw #violence #kismesis thinking about punching him in the face and breaking his nose so blood and snot drip into his mouth and shut him up <3<
I wish I could see more women. All I see is him. Though him being a woman would change nothing. Besides I would not be making this post, as it would not be relevant and I would not think of it.
women / woah
You stand in a forgotten fold of PARADOX SPACE, perhaps intentionally laid by the NOBLE HORRORTERRORS in honor of a long serving servant. You once had a name, but that name melted away under the weight and pressure of a title thrust upon you when your ideas grew past your small circle of associated trolls, and grew into a TRUE REBELLION. You are called THE BOHEMIAN due to your rejection of your status as a matron for your species, and for many of your other free-spirited notions and proclivities. You lead, or rather, led, a ragtag crew of guerilla fighters that won several shocking victories against the forces of THE DUPLICITOUS SOVEREIGN who held your version of Alternia in her cruel fist for time immemorial. It is likely she still holds your beloved home in that same grip with the help of your heart, thought to be the origin of your unnatural connection to creatures beyond mortal ken, including even THE IMPERIAL LUSUS. You were once fond of DANCING, SINGING, and UNREPENTANT QUADRANT SMEARING, though now that you have been reduced to little more than a shade lingering in a forgotten pocket of paradox space, that last one seems unlikely to be a fulfilling pasttime anymore. Your trolltag is trillingThrene and you tend to Mysapropriate archaic words and stylyngs to Exaggerate your distance from the Trolls of the Future.
I'lL RidE SomE BulgE If I CaN LeavE MarkS FroM HickeyS AnD LipsticK ;3 #nsfw
The Old Bruises Have Healed, But I Have A Feeling They Will Be Swiftly Replaced. #suggestive #lastoneipromise
As much as I sho+uld lo+ve this particular discussio+n, all it is serving to+ do+ is make me thirst fo+r blo+o+d, and tragically, I have no+ o+utlet fo+r that. So+ I will be avo+iding reading the dash instead.
bitches will see a femme in a suit and b like "ah yes i love butches"
I'm trying to!!
IGNORIN MY COWORKER LADIES I AM 7'5" AND GOT OPEN QUADS
I would like a fainting couch. It’s the sexiest of all couches.
Me and Kanaya never tried for children. I don't think your existence is a reminder of anything. We all have a lot of altenrate selves who make decisions we did not. I'm glad ypu exist. Glad a version of me came to make you.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn hangotter ova now tha couch be lookin like ma one tru flushcrush ykwis #substance
sumtimes u jst put on pink pony club n ugly cry abt it
It isn't necessary fo+r me to+ co+mment o+n every po+st that makes me feel #so+mekindo+fway. I can be mature and simply 'like' to+ ackno+wledge that I enjo+y it and mo+ve o+n. I am capable. #nsfw ?
And thusly, the dance begins again. They say to switch partners. You pass her to me.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/23835c34d01e.png Though it took some Tyme and Effort I was able to recover a portrait. Tis not a selfie as the youth take wyth their palmhusks but tis an adequte representation of Myne Lyving Forme. #selfie
titty tuesday was fun but i think its time for #widewednesday ! https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4761/0aa8fc7d5985e96bb00d8910d0602b80.jpeg?10913337 #nsfw
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many don't know this but it's actually been scientifically proven that cuddles from a fat girl improve your physical and mental health! they told me #nsfw -ish? maybe?
wWw also i don't think that going past the #quadrants borderzz izz necessarily a bad thing. not my cup of tea though but i don't really care what exact type of relationship trollzz have azz long azz they love each other. or hate i guezz wWw
<he<king the page of the ni<e seeming troll in my notifs and flashbanged by the biggest rumblespheres anyone has ever seen #nsfw #not<omplaining #joke
3833 < "EaTiNg ThAt WiLl MaKe YoU fAt" > 38yy 3833 < So? Is that a crime? Why do you care? Are you scared? > 3833 < May my ass get huge and my joy be unlimited! > 3>8pp
Forgot about this for a short while. Um, shout out lesbians?
…Yes, fair point as always. I’d like to note my intentional exaggeration, of course. I’m more than aware of the benefits.
I admit, sometimes I forget anybody can see my posts. I should pull my act together.
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mmmm. too much bdsm talk. have my cutes instead https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/cutes.png
bdsm test? why would i need that when i'm already bdsm Baller at Doing Supreme Moves #nsfw maybe
You can dance! You can try- )(aving t)(e time of your life! Sea t)(at girl, watc)( t)(at scene, digging t)(e dancing queen! #lyrics
i hate not being enough / i wish i could meet expectations / i wish i could be what everyone wants me to be / #ventpost
#tittytuesday #nsfw Photoshop on some fake ones fof titty tuesday. I’m a frog. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1388657426198302790/1493695071256707073/SPOILER_IMG_7443.jpg?ex=69dfe770&is=69de95f0&hm=f7510d82cba8488b4795cd5e76befec7257eec8bfa57b81c353dd60fb781f4dd&
S0lid 8 inches #nsfw
I n33d to get laid. #nsfw #poolparty #substances
i haven't bothered to get bottom surgery so bikinis are out of the question
cute girl coming to a #poolparty near you! boom!
i got this cute little bikini with a little skirt tailored just for me, though i also gotta hide my masculine bits so i'm putting on a pair of sparkly trunks
:33 < https://diyactivitiesforchildren.w33bly.com/uploads/7/7/9/9/77991858/scr33n-shot-2016-10-18-at-10-29-24-am_orig.png :33 < the #pillowfort i'm in as i type
i gotta experience childlike wonder and joy at the #poolparty should i wear something cute
WHEN YOU FINISH KILL ME. MAKE IT HURT.
SOULLESS. AN EXPRESSION OF PAIN. LOVE ME. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b4bb1924eefc.png
y3ah m3 im p3opl3, u should post mor3
btw guys giving birth is fine and normal and also not nsfw its a thing that happens and as a trans dude being hit with 'mpreg' every time its brought up is not as funny as people think it is
:33 < well i f33l a litter left out so all of you get to s33 my furreak ;33 https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/597/dbed83a8208851025eb29528cc10298b.png #nsfw
// Actually, I'll say it cause it's just bugging me. If you write Jade Harley and make her black. And the NSFW art you have of her is giving a huge dick or a dog dick or making her more masculine!! I've seen 2 in one day and that's one too many times. I kindly ask you to block me and not interact with me or any of my characters. @kingGreed is where you can find all my characters!! It's racist. Black people, especially black women, for years have been saying it's racist. I do not see anyone giving white jade or racially ambiguous jade a huge dick, JUST the black one. SO I ask for my comfort to be blocked, I am an AFAB black person, this isn't unwarranted. Black women can exist without being masculinized. This goes for black trans women, too. Let them be soft. #nsfw
oh no, i mean my literal actual boyfriend is on here and i had no idea. and, he's not the only one i know from good old tumblr.
the pool is the size a bathtub but i needed this so whatev #vacay
I've spent the last few days familiarizing myself with mo+dern so+ciety and updating my clo+thing to+ fit the times, a lo+t o+f sewing, so+ I can at least keep my o+wn perso+nal style.
who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat
is this a safe place for trans femimine people?
bitches love my transfem swag
are they gonna put me under anesthetics first? if not then fuck my stupid chud life
[Image attached! A mirror pic of Rose. She has a dark lip and sharp winged eyeliner, dressed in a purple top with long tapered out sleeves. It has a sweetheart neckline as well. Her skirt is a simple black one, and she has white kneehighs with Mary Janes.] The only question now is if I should curl my hair or not?
may have had som alcohol.. haha :) #substance
god it's so weird turning 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to everyone that went to nycstuck i envy you and it should’ve been me!!!! but i hope it was loads of fun for y’all 😭//
all this hard work and nobody is gonna call me a good girl :T whats even the point in posting anymore :(
my strutpods hurt like crazy / that was a lot of walking around and dancing and singing and drinking / as much as i like parties i'm an introvert deep in my pusher and it shows / i am absolutely exhausted
here i am, on this site for trolls. allegedly. it's really funny they let me put in any color i wanted, actually.
concept: “you want a shot?” you nod your head, watching them pour a glass before knocking it back into their own mouth before you have time to protest, they grab you by your cheeks to pry open your lips leaning in to spit it back into your mouth between messy kisses (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
I need to remember I don't owe men anything. #vaguepost
i could be persuaded to give a big hug or maybe a kiss on the mouth to basically anyone if they made a good enough argument
why don't you wanna throw stick with me? is it because you hate me and want me dead? okay i see how it is :(
there is something so nice about just being held nothing else to it just that simple quiet affection that may or may not make your tail wag juuust a little hehe
TEASE THEM. RILE THEM. NEVER SHOW THEM ANYTHING. WORKS EVERYTIME. #NSFW
Watching Two People Beat The Shit Out Of Each Other Has Awakened Something In Me, Unfortunately. #nsfw #violence
is girlsmell hot or no please be honest it wont hurt my feelings (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
LIKING THE CHITT BECAUSE I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. HATING THE CHITT BECAUSE I'M GRINDING MY FANGS TO DUST WITH ENVY. #FULLSPECTRUMOFEMOTION
after learning about the fact that there’s shameless horny posting on here i have two. #nsfw
8itches want me for my hardtack. #myhardtack
O-> Every O+nce In A While I Co+nsider Getting Up To+ Naughty Behavio+r Behind The Pulpit 😊 If O+nly My Ho+rns Weren't So+ Tall.. #suggestive
Well! Since t)(e response to my prior post was good, I t)(oug)(t I'd s)(are anot)(er! S)(e really is t)(e best 💙 #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/KYGpBdjy/shellfie.png
Omg wait no I lied. I DO actually work for the Felt, it’s just as Snowman’s personal ashtray. Aaannd post
what a long day. catching up with my jade was really nice... as was taking casey to the park! so many bugs. i would question if she's getting too many but she's yet to have a tummy ache.
hhooolyyymmy ggodddddddddddddddddd,,,.,.,/./////////
concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
on god i do not deserve this tomfoolery of having a uterus get this damn thing outta me #ftm #period #whowannabuyit
new icon thanks to a certain someone's selfie! @chrysophilistCataclysm decided to post the one where I was pouting, but hey. It's still a nice picture. she's got a knack for it i guess!
T)(ere's not)(ing comforting t)(an reliving my early wriggler)(ood memories of contact wit)( t)(e Old Ones t)(at Mum was fronds wit)(. I̵ ̷s̴t̴i̷l̷l̴ ̴)(̶e̶a̶r̶ ̸t̶)(̶e̸i̵r̶ ̶w̵)(̵i̴s̵p̷e̸r̵s̵.̶ You never feel truly alone w)(en t)(ey're your 24/7 noise mac)(ine. 38D #)(orrorterrors
i have never been weird ever #motivational #notaboutanything
oh fuck off tay!!! >:U
my resume: artist of fine literary works professional ashtray (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
3833 < Who gors there > [ID: It is a photo of a black cat at the end of a hall, backlit by a bathroom light. The cat looks positively spherical.]