Cronus Ampora
@chivalrousAeviternity
@torpidAnarchy made me make an account Blame him for anythin that goes vwrong // pfp - Panphae (bsky)
Just got finished up vworking on the bike. novw it vwon't explode vwhen I try to take it for a spin
Heading ho+me fro+m the beach no+w! What a wo+nderful day. Managed to+ get a snapsho+t (yo+u kno+w I'm fo+rcing the rest o+f them to+ rechitt).
What a lo+vely pho+to+! And that is a go+rgeo+us swimsuit o+n yo+u, Po+rim. :)
Why thank yo+u! I debated making the skirt mo+re o+f a mesh material but ho+nestly the flo+w o+f this o+ne just fit so+ much better
stanced up like vwenus de milo ovwer here.
I suppo+se I can accept that o+ne. Being co+mpared to+ a histo+ric piece o+f art o+f such an ico+nic go+ddess is certainly much better than the usual co+mpliments
oh, yeah! yeah you, for sure babe, looking good.
Still can't beliewve none of you stepped in vwith that snail
her?! humina humina humina! avwooga!
aCK HE STUCK IT ON MY BACK
G1v3 7h3 l1l guy 4 hug >:P
Motherfucker keeps chasing me around vwith a snail If that thing touches me I'm smacking him into the ocean
1'm g0nn4 g37ch4 :P
Fella ain't ever heard of *The* snail.
You don't know that.
Just 8ecause ONE other touched it doesn't mean YOU can.
VWell Porrim and Kan aint touching that shit and I think Loz is just enjoying vwatching me suffer
You're going to succum8 the the immortal snail.
< It's funny watching you run from someone 2/3 your size >
wom3n. th4ts 4ll. >8]
n4m3 4noth3r wom4n, p4ych3ckz.
ch1lll 1m fuck1ng w1th you, 4mpz. lm4oooo. >8]
kanaya
wvhatevwer, vwhatevwer. youre looking fine too though ;)
brozk1 1m 4LW4YS look1ng f1n3. 1f 1m NOT look1ng f1n3 th4ts l1111t3r4lly 4n 1mpost3r 4nd you should not trust h3r 1m so d34d4ss!!
wvell duh. but am i just gonna *not* cheer for a, uhh... hype combo chain, tvwenty kill streak, just because ivwe seen it a million times before?
5om3on3 h45 7o 54y 17 loud3r for 7h3 p3opl3 1n 7h3 b4ck.
4nd 1 B3TT3R h34r you loud 4nd cl34r, buddy!!!
Y34H!!! l1k3 wh3r3z th3 4bsolut3 ch4ot1c ro4rs of ch33rz for th3 b3st r4d1c4l sk8r grl 1n 4ll of l1k3, 3v3rywh3r3 yknow????
w3 n33d 4 whol3 hyp3 5qu4d, 5747. L47UL4!!! L47UL4!!! L47UL4!1!!
Remember to+ keep yo+urself co+o+led o+ff to+light with all this sudden ho+t weather
Be go+o+d and maybe I'll make the water warm at the very least.
if you vwanted to get me hot and vwet there are simpler vways to do it.
y໑u stⓘll l໑໑k a bⓘt sweaty have y໑u c໑nsⓘdered takⓘng the shⓘrt ໑ff t໑໑
finally some exquisite content on my dash.
👀👀👀👀👀
correct assumption madam
Yeah I pulled through. I feel like being smug here is deserwved
Try t9 c9ntain y9urself at least s9mewhat. We w9uldn't want y9u getting 9verly c9nfident 9ver s9mething s9 simple.
VWhy are you a 'pussy' if you’re scared If cats are alvways getting into fights?
Something something femininity bad if you're called a pussy that means being called girly, some bullshit human society concept that either bled into troll society if you've heard it. Sorry.
never heard of the term “s(ared7 (at” before?
ugh fuck I hawve a killer headache.. still stand by vwhat I said last night though
Okay some split reactions on that last one- hovw about instead The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed. That one's gotta fly
Good adwvice often doesn't vwant to be heard so I'm doing something right
keep this guy in the kitchen
yessir i do
N0? II2 that h0w y0u liive wiith y0ur2elf? That liie2 y0u g0tta feed tw0 y0ur 2tupiid braiin? anyway n0.
You just don't like that I'm right. Rare Ampora vwin owver here
Yeah cause the vwhole thing is true. You should see my notifications chief they're brimming vwith appreciation
II’m 2ure iit ii2 tw0tally full 0f appreciiatii0n. (Thii2 ii2 2arca2m btw, II d0n’t thiink y0u w0uld have g0t that.)
Bounce on the Penis of Povwer and you’ll find yourself creamed by the Cock of Corruption That's my vwisdom for tolight see you around ewveryone I hawve to go pass out novw
but *im* the bad cronus. okay.
:33< this is just some basic COC level shit
Mines a cautionary tale, not an objectification
They could never make me hate you,
wvhatre your pronouns again?
I AGREE.
......He/him. v_v
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Yeesh there's really some buzz on the timeline today. VWhat's all the hubbub?
theyvwe invwaded
im going insane ovwer it
doesnt help vwith howv much mituna there is. this is too many and it somehowv made the one from my timeline get chittr
GET OUT
Holy shit I actually got it to run I thought I vwas gonna to hawve to replace the engine to ewven get the vwheels to mowve
It's kind of a groowve, I can't lie 「 ✦ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: ✦ 」📢
I feel like we d⚣n't appreciate the R⚣xys (r⚣xies?) ⚣n here en⚣ugh, every single ⚣ne is always p⚣sting s⚣mething funny ⚣r being super relatable. I see y⚣u
omg horsey guy u know who i am?? *BLOOOSH*
Yeah!! s⚣me⚣ne wh⚣ p⚣sts ab⚣ut ya⚣i is n⚣t g⚣nna fly under my radar 030 (I als⚣ like wizard p⚣sting)
ohhhhh FUK yes the mageful slash horse!!!!! thats u!!! :D
do u like spirk
I haven't watched the startrek yet! 0-0 What's their dynamic like
seeing a couple fudanshi on my timeline and I am fully vwilling to indulge them if they ewver vwanna hit me up
targeted.... ໒( ̿❍ ᴥ ̿❍)ʋ
w⚣uld I be the ⚣ther ⚣ne ^-^
you ewver see a dude and he's just like.. really pretty? Not handsome- no, I mean like a really pretty guy and it makes you question the gender binary again
Abs⚣lutely, all the time -3-
M3 wh3n 1 l00k 1n 7h3 m1rr0r >8)˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
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VWish I had the kind of relationship I could sing this to 「 ✦ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: ✦ 」📢
same
(=^･⩊･^=) <
▲so what are you like into dead bodies or...▼
(=^･⩊･^=) < NOOOO!! I'M INTO GHOSTS! BECLAWS, I'M A GHOST!
▲honestly the least bad response you could have given▼
(=^･⩊･^=) < LOL!! THAT'D BE WEIRD OF ME IF I DID THAT! I'M PAWLREADY DEAD!
I vwonder if he ewver thinks about me these days #ruminating 「 ✦ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: ✦ 」📢
Just got finished up vworking on the bike. novw it vwon't explode vwhen I try to take it for a spin
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Tw!n y0u fugly /\s fu《 k !m 《 r!n≡