Sollux Captor
@technologicArchon
he/they follow me on twitch @ technologicArchon /art by saradiation
Temporary Introduction|Bio until I get his art or something. Sollux is one of the top streamers to have come from troll society and has gained a ‘I can afford to build multiple pcs’ for others fortunate. He doesn’t really do much with it. Has in fact godtiered so he doesn’t really need to do any of that mortal stuff lol. Has received ‘media training’ in his words from his unseen manager who does exist but in a vague ‘I haven’t really thought much about them sense’. Anyway his mellowed out a lot. Has probably died at least once or twice Kenny style. Connected to @/turntechGiveshead and they communicate a lot. They’ll have matching icons eventually lol. I’m just here to have a fun time, if this stuff doesn’t interest you that’s cool.
II d0 n0t need any 2hiitty viide0 game take2 but @turntechGiive2head w0uld appreciiate any and all bad take2 that y0u miight have ab0ut anythiing. D0 n0t be 2hy.
:33 < hello kitty island adventure is the purrfect game :33 < no other can compurre
balls back in my court huh well lay it on me, my body is ready and willing
He ha2 been bu2y 20 II can 2ay thii2 wiith0ut an iimmediiate 2triider ™ re2p0n2e. He really d0e2 l00k cute wiith that bee piin.
cuter than a puppy tripping over a teddy bear theyre both fine by the way but the puppy is suing for mental distress its going to be a lengthy and pointless court battle but what are you gonna do, tell the puppy no? fucking heartless
iin tr0ll culture iit mean2 they have tw0 fiight tw0 the death. That’2 what 2uiing 20me0ne mean2.
Temporary Introduction|Bio until I get his art or something. Sollux is one of the top streamers to have come from troll society and has gained a ‘I can afford to build multiple pcs’ for others fortunate. He doesn’t really do much with it. Has in fact godtiered so he doesn’t really need to do any of that mortal stuff lol. Has received ‘media training’ in his words from his unseen manager who does exist but in a vague ‘I haven’t really thought much about them sense’. Anyway his mellowed out a lot. Has probably died at least once or twice Kenny style. Connected to @/turntechGiveshead and they communicate a lot. They’ll have matching icons eventually lol. I’m just here to have a fun time, if this stuff doesn’t interest you that’s cool.
Happy Wriiggliing Day tw0 2triider’2 friiend.
F0r a wh0le 0ne 2ec0nd II wa2 liike but ii2n’t iit the 14th. But iit’2 ju2t tiimez0ne2.
G3TS M3 3V3RY T1M3
Anytiime II hear 20me0ne rant ab0ut the bl00d ca2te 2y2tem, II ju2t want tw0 2tart barkiing at them untiil they 2tw0p and g0 away. II d0n’t actually but liike c0me 0n, d0n’t y0u have better thiing2 tw0 d0.
(( I really need to stop procrastinating and write a bio. Every time I see someone’s bio for their au - I’m like wow that’s cool, I should do that and than I don’t lol. ))
(( I honestly can just use the excuse that I’m just waiting to commission a reference of my guy but frfrfr why can’t it write itself.))
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(( know that im chin handsing your AU. Love to hear about that stuff. Maybe i'll make an AU terezi
((hueheh ty, I’m flattered. AU’s are always a rad time, chin handsing at AU Terezi.))
(( no game AU terezi my beloved. I might make another profile for her if i can get things a lil more coherent
II th0ught the apple juiice c0nd0m wa2 a j0ke. But iit wa2 n0t. #n2fw
the wwhat https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FzH2-HsakAUmEN-.jpg
There ii2 n0 0ther way II can explaiin iit that w0uld make iit 20und better.
no i need you to explain it elaborate
20 when a human ha2 2ex, they wrap theiir bulge iin pla2tiic and 20metiime2 iit ii2 flav0ured. 20metiime2 iit ii2 apple juiice. #n2fw
Fuck : That 0ne 2peciifiic 2triider, Eriidan Marry: that 0ne 2peciifiic 2triider Kiill : Eriidan, the re2t 0f the Amp0ra and the Captw0r liine, y0u all 2uck. #n2fw #cw-2elf-harm
II have tw0 g0, II’ll be back later.
Bring me back more White Claw.
dont come back
B3 S4F3
II wa2 0nly g0nna d0 0ne but 2uddenly there wa2 iin2piiratii0n tw0 d0 an0ther. 20 here iit ii2. http2://0pen.2p0tiify.c0m/track/2HZLXB0na2RhX2tMLrq9fD?2ii=qkIIMgk7q2jC3a1rkmlhuMA
The base vibrations for this song are wicked.
ju2t got my beehiive maiinframe rebooted after loo2iing one of my favoriite con2tant variiable2, but II mu2t a2k @technologiicArchon what happened iin your tiimeliine two produce thii2 re2ult?!
Playiing : http2://0pen.2p0tiify.c0m/track/1R8kvV2AgNPCA2Pp4IIm1A0?2ii=zFjzZFHVRh2FfQu48vlzRg
nope II refu2e two put my2elf iin 2uch a po2iitiion. Goiing two take have two remove thii2 con2tant from my 2triing2 and recompiile everythiing due two thii2 quantum anomaly gonna have two knock the bee2 out and take the beehou2e maiinframe2 down for thii2 one becau2e of my 2hiitty and iincorrect a22umptiion2.
II thiink II’ll have tw0 cup2 0f caramelii2ed m0cha wiith cream 0n tw0p f0r breakfa2t.
N0t falliing f0r the urge tw0 re2p0nd wiith ‘iif y0u 2tw0pped 2uckiing bulge 20 much maybe y0ur back w0uldn’t hurt’ becau2e iit mean2 II thiink he actually get2 actii0n. #vaguep02t #n2fw
i stretched an it doesnt hurt as bad so i dont think i wwill
aww wwell im flattered but i couldnt care about your opinion if i tried
After II get back tw0 the hiive fr0m 2triider’2 place, II wiill be playiing 2ugge2ted game2 0n 2tream. Feel free tw0 rec0mmend game2 f0r me tw0 check 0ut later.
*Hssssst* {〷} bitte nightt and itt'θ θequel €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} i will admitt tthatt 'bleh bleh bleh' haθ become a regular reθponθe tto tthingθ €〱 *paah*
Vague p02tiing ii2 n0t en0ugh when y0u want tw0 tell tr0ll2 that they are j0ble22.
20me 0f u2 have career2. Y0u 2h0uld try iit. http2://f2.tw0yh0u.2e/fiile/f2-tw0yh0u-2e/iimage2/118246359_c6r8iiII2uVdAgzx2.jpg
IIf my manager 2aw my chiit2. II’d have tw0 d0 m0re mediia traiiniing.
Haviing the 2ec0nd br0w2er 0pen tw0 2earch up all the 2trange thiing2 that c0me 0ut 0f Dave 2triider’2 m0uth ii2 an e22entiial 2tep.