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Dave Strider

@turntechGiveshead

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 93Kull Score: 3152 followers1 following

@technologicArchon bro if I tell you something promise youll be chill about it with chittr as our witness

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wish i had thought of this chumhandle..props to you brother

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thanks bro it was the most ironic handle i could think of

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i don't think that's ironic bro.../j

i cant believe youd roast me like this daves vs daves what has the world come to cant even rely on yourself smh

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Biit 0miin0u2 0f y0u but 2ure II can be chiill

your dad replied to one of my posts i panicked and blocked him ill never get his approval now were about to get all romeo and juliet up in here but just so were on the same page maybe we shouldn't do something dramatic like kill ourselves unless you want to i could be down for a suicide pact do you think our tragic love will be recognized and theyll bury us together i call the right side of the coffin #cw-self-harm

II mean iif y0ur Br0 deciided tw0 c0mment 0n 0ne 0f my p02t2 0ut 0f n0where, II miight bl0ck hiim tw00 20 liike valiid. II’m alway2 d0wn f0r 20me type 0f m0rbiid 2uiiciide pact even th0ugh II’m n0t certaiin wh0 Juliiet 0r R0me0 were. But II thiink y0u are perhap2 0verthiinkiing iit a liittle, II mean the man wa2 a 2lave f0r liike th0u2and2 0f year2.. II d0n’t thiink he’ll care that a h0t guy 0n chiittr d0t iing bl0cked hiim. D0e2 iit even tell y0u? W0uld he even kn0w? Yeah II mean II’m 2ure 0ur tragiic l0ve wiill get rec0gnii2ed, Miituna ii2 a 2hiithead but II’m 2ure he’ll bury u2 iin a c0ffiin. That’2 fiine, left 2iide ii2 fiine. But f0r real, iif y0u ever liike meet hiim (0n y0ur 0wn term2 and tiime 0r 20me 2hiit liike that) II’m 2ure The P2iiii0niiiic wiill liiterally n0t care.

im going to find a way to destroy every timeline where my bro and mituna hook up this is not a threat its a promise

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

C0m3 0n˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

stop lusting after bro and i wont have to doom this entire timeline

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In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.
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DESTROYING THINGS IS AWESOME. LET'S #COLLAB SOMETIME. [∴]

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8u7 4 Kurl0z 4nd 8r0 57r1d3r 54ndw1ch 50und5 9r347, 8u7 1 w1ll 570p 7ry1n9 70 m4k3 8r0 my w1f3.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

that was an image i could have lived my whole life without imagining

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

Y0ur w3lc0m3 <3˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

@technologicArchon out of curiosity could you throw me across a football field asking for a friend

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II’m a Captw0r - 0f c0ur2e II c0uld thr0w y0u acr022 a f00tball fiield. What kiind 0f friiend2 d0 y0u have that are a2kiing thii2?

@ my timeline's captor with all your shit video game takes guy needs to be humbled ( @technologicArchon )

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II have never had a 2iingle bad viide0 game take iin my entiire liive2.

you 2hould get a human niintendo 64 and try thii2 one called "2uperman 64", you can thank me later for a new experiience.

wh0 hurt y0u?

whoever iit wa2 mu2t have era2ed my memoriie2 two. at lea2t II have more thiinkpan room two learn new thiing2 though.

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oh yeah II ju2t remembered, there'2 thii2 game II found iin a human refu2e piile called "E.T." IIt'2 not a2 bad a2 2uperman 64 iif you have the manual for iit, but iif you don't have the manual or cannot read human... well you 2hould record your2elf playiing iit and upload iit two grubtube. IIf you want two 2tream iit, II'll make 2ome popcorn now and clear my 2chedule out.

II have found human game2 that are 2o mii2erable and braiin damagiing that II'd have better dream2 2leepiing on top of a horrorterror.

Giiven that iit’2 2tiill part 0f thii2 thread, II’m 2ure iit’2 g0nna be an ab20lute ma2terpiiece 0f 2hiitty w0rk. C0n2iider iit 0n the lii2t 0f game2 that II’ll play.

Then when you are done wiith that, fiind the 2oniic the hedgehog game that wa2 produced iin the year 2006. You'll be iin for an amaziing riide, II promii2e.