Dave Strider
@turntechGiveshead
‘we all know that the minions movie is peak cinema, but what are your thoughts on it’ you’re really asking me what i think about the minions movie @turntechgiveshead ? calling it peak cinema actually makes me wish that i could cry for you but my sense of disgust is getting in the way, pity. i’m going to send you a file with actual good cinema. feast your ganderbulbs on them and come back when you have a sense of true peak cinema. do not do this again or i will personally convert your rear wing into a commemorative collarbones-crushing device in the #violence type of way. i do however mildly find the fact that you exposed your trolltag impressive especially when the question is as fucking awful. oh and i didn’t watch it.
i'll watch one of urs if you watch minions this is non-negotiable
i expect a thorough review tell me all about the symbolism and themes what was the creator trying to convey with those little yellow assholes
btw to anyone who remembers i did pay that etsy witch to curse john im not sure that its a coincidence that his YouTube channel has been on hiatus since then just sayin
dId yOu lIkE FuCkIn kIlL EgBeRt????
daaaaaaaave bro you know the hiatus is just so i can hire a new film crew stop spreading rumors on chittr!!!!
unfortunately no hes still around flaunting his pranksters gambit like its a rolex
but chittr is the spreading rumors website and brother? im spreading this shit like butter on toast
cUtE WaS GoNnA LoOk aT Ya sIdEwAyS If yOu wAnTeD To tAkE DoWn eGgBoY pRaNk bAcK DaVe, Ya wOn't wIn bUt yA GoTtA TrY
i know better than to get into a prank war with him pretty sure my hair is still tinted pink from last time
Roxy said I should say hi and introduce myself to you @turntechGiveshead and that I’m your superior brother.
yeah okay that cleared up the question of whether or not youre dirk so clone long lost twin obsessive fan who got some insane fucking cosmetic surgeries tulpa whats your deal
for my next magic trick i will saw dave in half
im sure it will goooo fineeee youll be fineeee ur like the time guy
yeah im the time guy, not the puts-his-body-back-together guy we lost that guy at walmart two years ago the medical field has never recovered we miss you jackathy please come back so you can clean up the mess roxy is trying to make
u gotta be that guy now and also that guy thats gonna sit in the box as i put swords through it im learning magic
maybe use something less susceptible to injury and bleeding first? im sure you could get your hands on lil cal or something
ur realllly funny if u think i can get my hands on lil cal
idk abt that lil cal might as well be ur brother or something
a brother i want dead youd be doing the world a favor by taking out that smug sonofabitch
wiibtah iif II threw Dave 0ff the buiildiing f0r c0mpariing my purriing tw0 a liiteral viibratw0r?
thats hilarious lol
yes you would be the asshole jfc man you try to pay a troll a compliment and he throws a hissy fit
okay but youre not obama thats like comparing apples and lemons (you are the lemon in this context)
II wa2n’t c0mpariing my2elf tw0 hiim, II wa2 2ayiing he w0uldn’t c0n2iider iit a c0mpliiment 20 why 2h0uld II. Y0u c0uld have liiterally c0mpared iit tw0 anythiing the Englii2h language ii2 at y0ur fiingertiip2. Thii2 ii2 2tupiid, get 0n Miinecraft.
if i get 10 reactions on this chitt ill pay an etsy witch to sicc a ghost on egbert
if you need an Etsy witch. I know a girl
hell yes youve saved me approximately 5 minutes of scrolling through etsy listings
gorl why dodnt u ask rose
awe rose is harmoess im sure it would be fine
ive seen her do ungodly things with those knitting needles she is as harmless as a hangry lion during lent