Dave Strider
@turntechGiveshead
for my next magic trick i will saw dave in half
im sure it will goooo fineeee youll be fineeee ur like the time guy
yeah im the time guy, not the puts-his-body-back-together guy we lost that guy at walmart two years ago the medical field has never recovered we miss you jackathy please come back so you can clean up the mess roxy is trying to make
u gotta be that guy now and also that guy thats gonna sit in the box as i put swords through it im learning magic
maybe use something less susceptible to injury and bleeding first? im sure you could get your hands on lil cal or something
ur realllly funny if u think i can get my hands on lil cal
idk abt that lil cal might as well be ur brother or something
a brother i want dead youd be doing the world a favor by taking out that smug sonofabitch
wiibtah iif II threw Dave 0ff the buiildiing f0r c0mpariing my purriing tw0 a liiteral viibratw0r?
thats hilarious lol
yes you would be the asshole jfc man you try to pay a troll a compliment and he throws a hissy fit
okay but youre not obama thats like comparing apples and lemons (you are the lemon in this context)
II wa2n’t c0mpariing my2elf tw0 hiim, II wa2 2ayiing he w0uldn’t c0n2iider iit a c0mpliiment 20 why 2h0uld II. Y0u c0uld have liiterally c0mpared iit tw0 anythiing the Englii2h language ii2 at y0ur fiingertiip2. Thii2 ii2 2tupiid, get 0n Miinecraft.
if i get 10 reactions on this chitt ill pay an etsy witch to sicc a ghost on egbert
if you need an Etsy witch. I know a girl
hell yes youve saved me approximately 5 minutes of scrolling through etsy listings
gorl why dodnt u ask rose
awe rose is harmoess im sure it would be fine
ive seen her do ungodly things with those knitting needles she is as harmless as a hangry lion during lent
aita if i start blocking my family on chittr
wow davey
New video goes up on the channel tomorrow! I'll be staying the night at the Winchester Mystery House!!! We're definitely going to see a ghost this time :B
im gonna buy one rn so i can vroom vroom my way out of this goddamn confrontation have fun asking empty air questions for 12 hours straight im going to miami in my new ford might pick up a hitchhiker or two along the way have an epic coming of age road trip where we discover things about ourselves we never knew
dave is cute. it’s just unfortunate that he has nothing back there.
john will never be my favorite as long as he has his pranksters gambit schtick theres only so much ectoslime a man can endure before he starts considering serial murder as a full time job
i bet you want to see me all slimed up in your bug bed its totally a troll fetish thing isnt it have we figured out if sopor is safe for humans cuz im totally down but I dont wanna like die but whatever im down regardless id rather die in a six foot long slime slip and slide tub than tripping over a shitty sword and impaling myself like a shish kabob #nsfw #gore (?)
we can ju2t liike d0 iimiitatii0n 2liime iif y0u really want tw0 try iit becau2e II d0 thiink the 2tuff they u2e f0r my ‘tr0ll bed’ ii2 liiterally the w0r2t thiing f0r human2. Y0u are all very deliicate. Yeah…. Y0u kn0w there miight be tw00 many 2w0rd2 iin y0ur hiive riight? Al20 n0 iit’2 n0t a fetii2h 0r a #n2fw thiing.
the only thing delicate about me is my ego slime me up captor do your worst (but in a cute cultural exchange way) also you can never have enough swords shut your whore mouth
i wonder if dave knows that i have been getting notifications of sollux and his whole conversation