Dave Strider
@turntechGiveshead
He ha2 been bu2y 20 II can 2ay thii2 wiith0ut an iimmediiate 2triider ™ re2p0n2e. He really d0e2 l00k cute wiith that bee piin.
cuter than a puppy tripping over a teddy bear theyre both fine by the way but the puppy is suing for mental distress its going to be a lengthy and pointless court battle but what are you gonna do, tell the puppy no? fucking heartless
iin tr0ll culture iit mean2 they have tw0 fiight tw0 the death. That’2 what 2uiing 20me0ne mean2.
II d0 n0t need any 2hiitty viide0 game take2 but @turntechGiive2head w0uld appreciiate any and all bad take2 that y0u miight have ab0ut anythiing. D0 n0t be 2hy.
balls back in my court huh well lay it on me, my body is ready and willing
suck them good and hard through their jorts sunday #nsfw
Get 0n B0rderland2 riight n0w @turntechGiive2head
its weird that you misspelled "master" as "rage", and trust me captor i have more than just time on my hands b) #nsfw
ding ding ding give the two obsessed troll a medal and shake his hand like he just won a nobel peace prize
IIf II w0n. II 2h0uld be able tw0 piick my 0wn priize. II want a bl0wj0b l0l #n2fw
i call you sugar daddy once and now youre all over me, shit man thats kinda gay but yeah they dont call me turntechGiveshead for no reason, no homo tho unrelated, will i get that second PC in exchange for one fine suck #nsfw
IIt’2 the Captw0r cur2e unf0rtunately we run h0t all the tiime. Y0u kn0w what 2triider? 2ure iif y0ur able tw0 2uck iin 2uch a way that my liife ii2 changed f0rever y0u can have tw0 pc2 #n2fw
get ready to have ur mind blown and other appendages apple juice flavored condoms yay or nay this is a very important question #nsfw
2ure II gue22 II’m d0wn f0r apple juiice flav0ured c0nd0m2. Can’t be anythiing h0ney related, II had tw0 giive that up. #n2fw
Fiir2t 0ne tw0 c0mment get2 a cu2tw0m buiilt pc unle22 y0u happen tw0 be Amp0ra than y0u d0n’t get 2hiit
Maybe iif y0u weren’t 20 patiient, y0u w0uld 0f g0t here iin tiime. R02e ii2 gettiing the 0ther 0ne.
and it looks like i will be burning down all your nearby bookstores and libraries you thought Alexandria was bad? this fire bout to rage hotter than any sick burn dropped in the history of man your only hope is to feel remorse and shame so fucking strongly that your tears put out the flames i recommend hydrating now unless "mummy" is the kinda look youre going for
II d0n’t g0 tw0 liibrariie2 0r b00k2tw0re2 20 that ii2 fiine. II w0uld feel 20me kiind 0f rem0r2e 0r 2hame iif II wa2 a human and had 20me clue tw0 what th02e meant but II’m 2tupiid.
ive made a blunder ladies and gentletits, i some how forgot about the internet and how much info on Freud it may or may not contain library of alexandria 2.0 might mean taking down the entire web and i think i have enough audacity, sensuality and spunk to make it happen say goodbye to your beloved gaming tutorials
wh0 wiill lii2ten tw0 y0ur ‘2iick beat2’ iif there ii2 n0 iinternet 2triider? W0n’t y0ur fiive 2ub2criiber2 be 2ad when iit all dii2appear2?
my raps will be enjoyed by all once were free of the world wide web ill find the tallest soap box I can wait no, apple crate, to elevate me above the poor lost souls and the masses will be hypnotized by my dulcet rhymes theyre going to be swaying like a eight billion headed hydra with me as their beloved snake charmer did you hear that? that cacophony of hissing is one big hydra orgy happening induced by the sickest of beats #nsfw
Per20nally iit’2 n0t my fault that Dave 0pened the liink that gave hii2 hu2ktw0p a viiru2. 2kiill ii22ue2.
II d0 iit f0r the l0ve 0f the game, y0ur reactii0n2 are funny every tiime alth0ugh y0u c0uld cut 20me 0f that metaph0r talk. l0l II can alway2 ju2t 2end y0u a cu2tw0m buiilt pc.
you would deprive a poet of his thesaurus? a clown of his nose? nic cage of his gaunt ass face? damn captor is it your time of the month or am i just special and k but im not puttin down moolah for shipping
IIt ii2 the 2ecret thiird thiing. II fiigured a2 much when y0ur br0ke a22 c0mplaiined ab0ut rent.
damn what do i gotta do, solve your riddles, whats the secret third thing should i start calling you my sugar daddy now or #nsfw
lii2teniing tw0 Karkat rant ab0ut r0mantiic m0viie2 f0r f0ur h0ur2. 2ure why n0t 2triider.
i'll let crabby pants know you were interested in the new wuthering heights adaptation, enjoy another four hours of his shout pole laden ranting B)
II’ll let hiim kn0w that y0u are al20 iintere2ted iin partiiciipatiing iin the new wutheriing heiight2 adaptatii0n.