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Dave Strider

@turntechGiveshead

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 117Kull Score: 4653 followers2 following

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Kult: +95
Kull: +70
Total: 165
Ratio: 1.36

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ive met puppets with more charm which is the most depressing thing ive ever said

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fuck man why are striders so weak for yellow freaks

7h3y 4r3 0853553d w17h fr34k5, 17’5 1n y0ur 80n35 l0l.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

at least im not this weird about captor the younger

4r3 y0u 5ur3 480u7 7h47?˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

75% sure hey @technologicArchon am i weird about you

Y0u’re m0re weiird ab0ut 0bama. But n0 II d0n’t thiink 20.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

ha suck it mituna

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Nevermind the last post, this one is actually you. @turntechGiveshead https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/121422927_xWiIJgluAQFpFLl.png

Kult: +77
Kull: +45
Total: 122
Ratio: 1.71

ill take trigger me elmo over a smuppet any day

Kult: +5
Total: 5

When was your birthday again?

the 10th of not-telling-you-shit

I suppose you’ll be getting smuppets every month

when i move and dont tell you or dirk where im going, reference this thread

I think I could find you little man.

but itd buy me enough time to have a nice vacation no bros allowed ill be ass deep in the ocean, not giving a fuck the sun will sparkle off my shades and for a moment i will be free

There is no way you’d go to the middle of an ocean.

no shit someone never taught me how to swim

Y0u d0n’t beliieve a mete0r created y0u d0 y0u @turntechGiive2head ? Thii2 ii2n’t liike a ‘Dave’ thiing ii2 iit.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

nah, it was actually some green goo shit that egbert likes to play with that created me the meteor was just the stork delivering my badass baby self to earth

I sent you a package @turntechGiveshead. Sign for it.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

i dont think i will unless you want to tell me what it is

Look I found a picture of you @turntechGiveshead https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/121843206_cHrUDDH7ECzhzdH.jpg

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

i dare you to find a coffee that can fix me

@7urn73ch91v35h34d d0 y0u 4l50 h4v3 4 5w0rd fr1d93?˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

Kult: +45
Kull: +45
Total: 90
Ratio: 1.00

where else would I keep swords

Kult: +2
Total: 2

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sounds fake

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skill issue

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i doubt youve ever read a fridge manual so really, what do you know

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probably one of those blue bloods who are obsessed with horses