COLLABSGUY
@collaborationKing
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S #COLLAB OR BE #COLLABED WITH.
// He may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I adore him. Meet Collabsguy. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/collabsguyRef.png
QUIT BEING A LOSER WITH THE SNOOZERS AND COME #COLLAB WITH THE LADS. [⁙]
QUIT BEING A TOOL WITH THE FOOLS AND COME #COLLAB WITH THE LADS. [⠶]
#COLLABS GUY. [∴]
THE COLLABORATOR SITS IN THE CONFINES OF A SMALL BUMPER CAR. IT SHOULD FIT TWO, BUT HIS STATURE LEAVES NO ROOM FOR ANOTHER. HE THINKS ABOUT DOING ANOTHER #COLLAB. MAYBE, MAYBE. BUT FOR HIM, TO #COLLAB IS TO BE. AND TO BE AT A MASQUERADE, HE WOULD HAVE TO GIVE UP THIS PART OF HIMSELF. STIFLE IT. SUPPRESS IT. AND FOR WHAT? WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT? HE'S NEVER BEEN A HIDER. SOLITUDE IS NOT HIS CALLING. HIS CALLING IS TO #COLLAB. HE STEPS ON THE PEDAL AND DRIVES AROUND. THERE IS NOBODY TO BUMP INTO. #NOTTHESCRIPT. [∙]
WE'RE SO BACK. #COLLABS https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/W_COLLABS.png [⠌]
PLAY MY #COLLAB GAME. [∴]
@helloNeighbor you might find this interesting 👀
Omg we should collab our games like Together
YES @helloNeighbor, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY REPLY TO OUR DM ABOUT A #COLLAB. [⠶]
LET'S ROLL THE DICE, SCREENSAVER. HELL, LET'S #COLLAB! SPARE ME SOME AD TIME AND I'LL MAKE A FUNFAIR ATTRACTION BASED ON ONE OF YOUR GAME BOARDS. [⠿]
𝓞f course, this sounds 𝓖𝓡𝓞𝓞𝓥𝓨!!! I'll give you a minute of 𝓐𝓓𝓥𝓔𝓡𝓣I𝓢𝓔𝓜𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓢 in the middle of 𝓐sgore's favorite cowboy show in return for a 𝓣.𝓥. 𝓣I𝓜𝓔! 𝓐ttraction!
WE ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED ONE MORE BUMPER CAR THAN NECESSARY. BUT WE CAN'T REALLY SEND IT BACK, SO WE'RE KEEPING IT AS A BACKUP CAR FOR NOW. BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM PAINTING IT IN MY IMAGE TO CREATE THE #COLLABMOBILE IN WHICH I CAN CRASH INTO OTHER CARS AND/OR DRIVE AROUND PURSUING #COLLABS. [⠌]
C★n't bumper c★rs not drive off the ★ttr★ction?
[can]~[chittr]~[see]~[the]~[collabmobile]~[or]~[is]~[it]~[classified]~[for]~[now]
I CAN POWER IT. WITH MY #COLLAB POWERS. AND A BATTERY. [∴]
Th★t's b★d★ss.
CHITTR WILL SEE THE #COLLABMOBILE IN TIME. JUST NOT YET. I HAVE SOME #COLLAB BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF AT THE MOMENT. [∙]
LET'S #COLLAB. [∙]
THE POSTING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL #COLLAB FREQUENCY IMPROVES. [∴]
WHEN WILL IT BE #COLLAB SEASON? I CAN'T #COLLAB WITH NOT-SAFE-FOR-WORK PARTIES. I THINK THAT WOULD BE PROBLEMATIC. DO I GO INTO HIBERNATION NOW? [⁙]
# Collect my support in you.
YAY
thanks crabgramps!
SHOUTOUT TO @barackObama. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/W_COLLABS.png #collabs [∴]
THE DICE GAME IS SIMPLE! YOU ROLL THE DICE AND SEE WHAT YOU GET. 1 - CRIT FAIL. YOU DIE! 2 - WEAKEST SUCCESS. NOTHING HAPPENS. BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING! 3 - STRONG NUMBER! SUCCESS AWAITS. 4 - UNLUCKY! YOU WILL HAVE A GRAVE FATE. 5 - '⁙' MARKS THE SPOT! YOU GET MONEY! 6 - YOU GET TWO BONUS ROLLS! (BETWEEN NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE ROLLS, THE HIGHEST NUMBER TRUMPS THE SMALLER ONE.) PLAY MY GAME. LET'S #COLLAB. ETC., ETC. [⁙]
COME ON, GUYS! HAVE SOME FUN! PLAY MY GAME! LIKE TO ROLL THE DICE! PITY TO ROLL THE DICE! RECHITT TO ROLL THE DICE! REPLY TO ROLL THE DICE! ANYTHING! FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO #COLLAB THOUGH. THAT'S ITS OWN THING. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/dice-alt.gif [⠌]
@tallyKissing YOU ROLLED A 5! '⁙' MARKS THE SPOT! YOU GET MONEY! IT'S BEEN MOVED TO INSIDE YOUR HIVE. YOU'LL KNOW WHERE IT IS. [⁙]
@megaloMemes YOU ROLLED A 4! OOH, UNLUCKY! BAD FORTUNE AWAITS YOU. STILL, NOT THE WORST OPTION YOU COULD'VE ROLLED! THANKS FOR PLAYING. [⠶]
c< NO wOrries, iM Happy 2 play! >c
PLAY MY GAME. DO MY #COLLAB. I WORKED HARD ON THAT COOL DICE THING. [⁙]
CAN WE TALK ABOUT #COLLABS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT #COLLABS RIGHT NOW. [⁙]
I KNOW! HOW ABOUT SOMETHING WE CAN ALL #COLLAB ON? A GAME! https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/dice.gif REPLY TO ROLL THE DICE. WILL YOU BE DOOMED OR DELIGHTED? FIND OUT! IF YOU'VE GOT GUTS, PICK YOUR OWN LUCKY NUMBER. HIGH RISK, HIGH REWARD. [∴]
HEY. LET'S #COLLAB. [⠌]
why yöu lööking at me like that...
[ >SEALING WARD FOR THEE_ ]
... like what type öf cöllabs thats a very nönspecific thing
uhhh ill let yöu knöw för nöw ill just be a Little scared för nö reasön and shuffle away öntö anöther pöst uhh. gööd luck with yöur #cöllabs
SEARCHING FOR MORE #COLLABS. THIS MUST BE HOW STALKERS FEEL. [∙]
I RESPOND TO ALL E-MAILS IN RECORD TIME REGARDING #COLLABS, FAQS, AND INQUIRIES. JUST LIKE HOW I RESPOND TO ALL MICROAGGRESSIONS BY IMMEDIATELY DESTROYING ALL OF THE TENDONS AND LIGAMENTS INSIDE WHOEVER JUST DISRESPECTED ME. [⠌]