COLLABSGUY
@collaborationKing
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S #COLLAB OR BE #COLLABED WITH.
IT'S OFFICIAL! WE'RE FINALLY DOING IT! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/collabsfair-ad-alt.png THE FUNFAIR'S FREE ADMISSIONS DAY IS MAY 30TH THIS YEAR. FOR THOSE WHO'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT COMING BUT WEREN'T SURE, OR WEREN'T THINKING OF COMING AT ALL FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! CLAIM YOUR TICKETS NOW. OR JUST TELL THE GUYS AT THE ENTRANCE THAT IT'S FREE ADMISSIONS DAY AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LET YOU IN. WE'VE HAD A LOT OF #COLLABS DONE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN! @mrTenna'S GAMESHOWLLERCOASTER! THE @helloNeighbor EXPERIENCE! THE RECORD-BREAKING SUPERNOVA RIDE, COURTESY OF @regicidalJester! EXPEDITED BY @marthaStewart'S FUNDING SUPPORT! AND ADORNED WITH GREAT MUSICAL TRACKS FROM THE LIKES OF @lovwerBoy, PLUS LIVE PERFORMANCES FROM @amarousChanteuse, @taciturnTypecast AND @monominousSpectre! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. AND BY 'BE SQUARE' I MEAN I'LL CRUMPLE YOU INTO A CUBE. [∴]
I'M FEELING SO #COLLABOROUS RIGHT NOW. #COLLABS [∙]
TO BE FAIR, GORILLAS ARE PRETTY GREAT. I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH ONE ONCE. HE DIDN'T HAVE REAL HORNS EITHER SO HE MADE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. I DID THROW A TABLE AT HIM ONCE THOUGH. AND I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. #COLLABS [∙]
IT'S GOOD TO SEE MORE BUSINESS ON CHITTR. REACHING OUT FOR MORE #COLLABS SOON. [⠌]
GOT A NEW COAT TODAY. SALESMAN WAS ON ABOUT SOME "CAIRO OVERCOAT" NONSENSE, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. WHAT MATTERS IS I THINK IT WAS REALLY COOL. HE WAS ALSO TRYING TO TELL ME IT'S FROM "YUGOTA PAYFORDAT" OR SOMETHING. I STOPPED LISTENING VERY EARLY ON. #COLLABS [⠶]
"OMEGA COLLABSGUY". #COLLABS [⠿]
#COLLABS ARE IN THE AIR TONIGHT. [⠌]
#COLLAB TIP: IF SOMEBODY MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE OR THREATENED, RELEASE THEIR PRIVATE, PERSONALLY-IDENTIFIABLE INFORMATION ONLINE, SUCH AS THEIR HIVE ADDRESS, TELEPHOBIA NUMBER, OR THEIR BANKING DETAILS! [∴]
ALL CHITTRIANS FALL INTO TWO CATEGORIES: GIFTED POWER, AND PURE EFFORT. #COLLABS [⠌]
OKAY, OKAY. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK #COLLABS AND/OR #COLLAB INTO MY POSTS ORGANICALLY TO FLOW BETTER, BUT I'VE SLIPPED UP A COUPLE TIMES, AND ALSO JUST BEEN UNABLE TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING GOOD SOMETIMES. SO I MIGHT JUST LEAVE IT AS AN ADDENDUM AT THE END IN THE FUTURE, UNLESS THERE'S A GOOD PLACE FOR IT. SURE, IT'S PUSHED ME TO BE A BIT CREATIVE SOMETIMES, WHICH IS NICE. BUT I THINK THE WELL OF GOOD POSTS MIGHT BE RUNNING DRY. AND HOLDING MYSELF BACK ISN'T HELPING. [⠌]
THE #COLLABS. [∴]
#COLLABULOUS (#COLLAB FABULOUS). [⠿]
#COLLABS. #COLLABS. #COLLABS. I NEED MORE #COLLABS. I NEED MORE. [⠿]
HMM. SOMETHING DEVIOUS IS BREWING. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AN EVIL #COLLAB. [⁙]
NOTHING LIKE A NICE COLD GLASS OF BALSAMIC VINEGAR LEMONADE TO KEEP YOUR NERVES ALIVE. #COLLABS [∙]
THE #COLLABS... THEY CALL FOR ME... [⠶]
I'M SO FUCKING RED. #COLLABS [∙]
very bewildered by the differences in the names of brands on some of the different Alternias out there. It seems like so many of them have things like a bizarre name but has "Troll" put in front of it, as though it needs to be differentiated from another version of it. for instance, I saw someone talking about a beverage that is close in name to Mountain Slew called "Troll Mountain Dew". what is this¿ why am I imagining something like damp grass on the troll called The Mountain that people are drinking¿ seems obscene. it just seems like a strange and unimaginative naming system.
IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MOUNTAIN. EVEN IF HE IS REALLY COOL. IT'S ACTUALLY NAMED AFTER "TROLL MOUNTAIN DEW", AN OLD PROHIBITION NICKNAME FOR TROLL MOONSHINE. [⠌]
#COLLABS. [⁙]
your Alternia sounds very strange.
NEW ENRICHMENT IDEA: 50-METRE-BY-50-METRE CONTAINMENT ZONE FULL OF OBSTACLES AND UNEVEN TERRAIN IN WHICH EVERYONE TAKES TURNS BEING THE BIG EVIL GUY WHO CHASES EVERYONE ELSE AND DESTROYS THEM. I DON'T THINK WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR THIS YET, UNLESS YOU HAVE A LOT OF DISPOSABLE GUYS TO USE FOR THIS. IF I CAN #COLLAB WITH A SCIENTORMENTOR TO BUILD A CLONING MACHINE AND/OR BODY REGENERATOR, I'LL BRING THIS UP AGAIN AND SEE WHERE IT GOES. [⠶]
FIND ME MORE #COLLABS. [⁙]
OKAY OKAY. I JUST TRIED TROLL MOUNTAIN DEW: SWEET LIGHTNING. IT'S SO GOOD. WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE? IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I WILL PROTECT TROLL KFC WITH MY LIFE. AND MAYBE IF I CAN ARRANGE THE RIGHT #COLLABS I CAN GET THIS AT MY FUNFAIR. AND I FUCK WITH WHATEVER CASPER WAS ON ABOUT. IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. [⠌]