COLLABSGUY
@collaborationKing
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S #COLLAB OR BE #COLLABED WITH.
I'M FEELING SO #COLLABOROUS RIGHT NOW. #COLLABS [∙]
TO BE FAIR, GORILLAS ARE PRETTY GREAT. I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH ONE ONCE. HE DIDN'T HAVE REAL HORNS EITHER SO HE MADE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. I DID THROW A TABLE AT HIM ONCE THOUGH. AND I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. #COLLABS [∙]
IT'S GOOD TO SEE MORE BUSINESS ON CHITTR. REACHING OUT FOR MORE #COLLABS SOON. [⠌]
GOT A NEW COAT TODAY. SALESMAN WAS ON ABOUT SOME "CAIRO OVERCOAT" NONSENSE, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. WHAT MATTERS IS I THINK IT WAS REALLY COOL. HE WAS ALSO TRYING TO TELL ME IT'S FROM "YUGOTA PAYFORDAT" OR SOMETHING. I STOPPED LISTENING VERY EARLY ON. #COLLABS [⠶]
"OMEGA COLLABSGUY". #COLLABS [⠿]
#COLLABS ARE IN THE AIR TONIGHT. [⠌]
#COLLAB TIP: IF SOMEBODY MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE OR THREATENED, RELEASE THEIR PRIVATE, PERSONALLY-IDENTIFIABLE INFORMATION ONLINE, SUCH AS THEIR HIVE ADDRESS, TELEPHOBIA NUMBER, OR THEIR BANKING DETAILS! [∴]
ALL CHITTRIANS FALL INTO TWO CATEGORIES: GIFTED POWER, AND PURE EFFORT. #COLLABS [⠌]
OKAY, OKAY. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK #COLLABS AND/OR #COLLAB INTO MY POSTS ORGANICALLY TO FLOW BETTER, BUT I'VE SLIPPED UP A COUPLE TIMES, AND ALSO JUST BEEN UNABLE TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING GOOD SOMETIMES. SO I MIGHT JUST LEAVE IT AS AN ADDENDUM AT THE END IN THE FUTURE, UNLESS THERE'S A GOOD PLACE FOR IT. SURE, IT'S PUSHED ME TO BE A BIT CREATIVE SOMETIMES, WHICH IS NICE. BUT I THINK THE WELL OF GOOD POSTS MIGHT BE RUNNING DRY. AND HOLDING MYSELF BACK ISN'T HELPING. [⠌]
THE #COLLABS. [∴]
#COLLABULOUS (#COLLAB FABULOUS). [⠿]
#COLLABS. #COLLABS. #COLLABS. I NEED MORE #COLLABS. I NEED MORE. [⠿]
HMM. SOMETHING DEVIOUS IS BREWING. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AN EVIL #COLLAB. [⁙]
NOTHING LIKE A NICE COLD GLASS OF BALSAMIC VINEGAR LEMONADE TO KEEP YOUR NERVES ALIVE. #COLLABS [∙]
THE #COLLABS... THEY CALL FOR ME... [⠶]
I'M SO FUCKING RED. #COLLABS [∙]
NEW ENRICHMENT IDEA: 50-METRE-BY-50-METRE CONTAINMENT ZONE FULL OF OBSTACLES AND UNEVEN TERRAIN IN WHICH EVERYONE TAKES TURNS BEING THE BIG EVIL GUY WHO CHASES EVERYONE ELSE AND DESTROYS THEM. I DON'T THINK WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR THIS YET, UNLESS YOU HAVE A LOT OF DISPOSABLE GUYS TO USE FOR THIS. IF I CAN #COLLAB WITH A SCIENTORMENTOR TO BUILD A CLONING MACHINE AND/OR BODY REGENERATOR, I'LL BRING THIS UP AGAIN AND SEE WHERE IT GOES. [⠶]
FIND ME MORE #COLLABS. [⁙]
OKAY OKAY. I JUST TRIED TROLL MOUNTAIN DEW: SWEET LIGHTNING. IT'S SO GOOD. WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE? IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I WILL PROTECT TROLL KFC WITH MY LIFE. AND MAYBE IF I CAN ARRANGE THE RIGHT #COLLABS I CAN GET THIS AT MY FUNFAIR. AND I FUCK WITH WHATEVER CASPER WAS ON ABOUT. IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. [⠌]
HEY GUYS. I'M ON MY WAY TO TROLL KFC. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND I GET? IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH I MIGHT #COLLAB SO, IF I DO, BEST SUGGESTION IN THE REPLIES GETS FREE MERCHANDISE. [⁙]
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