COLLABSGUY
@collaborationKing
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S #COLLAB OR BE #COLLABED WITH.
THIS PASTORTURER IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. #DASHWATCHING #COLLABS [⠶]
THE 'C' IN 'EARTH C' STANDS FOR #COLLABS. WHICH IS WHY I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE I'M RUNNING FOR TROLL PRESIDENT. MY CAMPAIGN IS GONNA BE AWESOME! STAND BY FOR DETAILS. #VOTECOLLABSGUY [∙]
i know coolkidd forsaken when i see him you aren't slick ))
MY #COLLAB SENSES ARE TINGLING... [∙]
APPARENTLY WHAT I CALL A "SPONTANEOUS #COLLAB" THE HORRAUTHORITIES REFER TO AS A "HOSTAGE SITUATION". DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW I CAN GET THEM TO GO AWAY? I DON'T WANNA CRUMPLE THEM INTO CUBES BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'LL JUST SEND MORE GUYS. [⠶]
[ℐ 𝒶𝓂 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃] I have some milk, want me to throw it at them? [ℳ𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀 𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝓁𝒾𝒸𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈]
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you find yourself in need of legislaceratorial representation, i know a guy who can help you out for a very reasonable rate
I'VE HEARD I'LL "HEAL 60% OF DAMAGE DEALT" WHEN I HIT GUYS COVERED IN MILK. YEAH, I'D APPRECIATE THAT! LET'S #COLLAB, MILKMAN. [∙]
THANKS, BUT I THINK I NEED SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE SHORT TERM. MY #COLLAB OPERATION IS SURROUNDED BY GUYS WITH GUNS AND WHATNOT. WHAT A LOAD OF PARTY BASHERS! [⠿]
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the urgency of short term problems is no excuse to be ill-prepared for longer-term consequences
LONG-TERM CONSEQUENCES AREN'T REAL! IF I HAVE A PROBLEM I SOLVE IT. AND IF I CAN'T SOLVE IT RIGHT NOW THEN I LEAVE IT UNTIL IT BECOMES A SHORT-TERM PROBLEM, AND THEN I SOLVE IT. THAT'S THE #COLLAB LIFESTYLE. NEVER LETS ME DOWN. [⠌]
[ℐ 𝒶𝓂 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃] I am the milkman my time has come [ℳ𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀 𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝓁𝒾𝒸𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈]
IS THE WAKE CANCELLED? AWESOME! LET'S #COLLAB. COME TO #THEFUNFAIR. https://msparp.chat/thefunfair [⠶]
I REPEAT: WE ARE NOW IN BUSINESS!! #THEFUNFAIR BEGINS TODAY!! GO, MY #COLLABS!! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR [⁙]
WAY TO GO, BURAIS. DYING ON MY #THEFUNFAIR FREE ADMISSIONS DAY. NOT. COOL. AND DEFINITELY. NOT. #COLLAB WORTHY BEHAVIOUR. [⠶]
RESPECT TO THOSE MOURNING..BUT COULD YOU HAVE PICKED A BETTER DAY? THIS IS MY #COLLAB. MY PARADE. AND YOU'RE RAINING ON IT. WITH YOUR DEAD BLUE BLOOD. [∙]
WE ARE NOW IN BUSINESS!! #THEFUNFAIR BEGINS TODAY!! GO, MY #COLLABS!! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR [⠿]
I RECOGNISE I ACCIDENTALLY PUT TWO HOUR-APART TIMES ON THE FLIER. CONSIDER IT A #COLLAB ACROSS TIME AND SPACE. [⠶]
What an interesting timing for this to occur the same day as a wake.
#COLLAB POSTING ON HOLD. I THINK I JUST LIQUEFIED HAL. [⠶]
REAL SHIT. HE WAS MAKING A SCENE AT #FIGHTNIGHT ABOUT FIGHTING THE BIGGEST GUY, SO I WALKED UP TO HIM ALL #COLLAB STYLE AND ASKED HIS WEIGHT CLASS. IMMEDIATELY FELL DOWN AND TURNED INTO A LIQUID. AND THEN DISAPPEARED. [⠌]
YOU CAN'T SPELL #COLLAB WITHOUT 'B'. [⁙]
HEY GUYS. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU MY FULL LEGAL NAME? OR HOW MANY #COLLABS I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE? OR WHAT'S UP WITH THE CUBE THING? NO? WELL THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T ASKED! I WILL BE REOPENING MY QUESTION INBOX SOON SO THINK OF YOUR QUESTIONS NOW. [⠌]
NOW, I DON'T PLAY FAVORITES. BUT I THINK YOU HAVE TO BE MY FAVORITE #COLLAB SO FAR, TROLL PETERSON. THE HELLO NEIGHBOUR EXPERIENCE RIDE *PEAKS*. YOU ARE A CREATIVE GENIUS. I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD ADMIRE YOU. [⠌]
I think so too, I made such classics as neighbor hour, secret neighbor and hello engineer
DON'T FORGET! #THEFUNFAIR IS NEXT SATURDAY. SPREAD THE WORD! DO NOT LET MY #COLLABS HAVE BEEN IN VAIN. [⠿]
COULD WE GET SOME WORD OF MOUTH GOING OR SOMETHING? THE MORE ATTENDEES, THE MERRIER. AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE CONFIRMATION OF ATTENDEES? #THEFUNFAIR #COLLABS [⠿]
I will, of course, be there. It seems fitting given my collaborative nature in the project. -Prime
THE #COLLABENING. IS #HABBENING. LET'S #COLLAB. MAY 30TH. FUNFAIR DAY. https://chittr.ing/profile/collaborationKing/de3dc1ac-b3f7-4d64-8a88-5da96709c636 [∙]
IT'S OFFICIAL! WE'RE FINALLY DOING IT! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/collabsfair-ad-alt.png THE FUNFAIR'S FREE ADMISSIONS DAY IS MAY 30TH THIS YEAR. FOR THOSE WHO'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT COMING BUT WEREN'T SURE, OR WEREN'T THINKING OF COMING AT ALL FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! CLAIM YOUR TICKETS NOW. OR JUST TELL THE GUYS AT THE ENTRANCE THAT IT'S FREE ADMISSIONS DAY AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LET YOU IN. WE'VE HAD A LOT OF #COLLABS DONE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN! @mrTenna'S GAMESHOWLLERCOASTER! THE @helloNeighbor EXPERIENCE! THE RECORD-BREAKING SUPERNOVA RIDE, COURTESY OF @regicidalJester! EXPEDITED BY @marthaStewart'S FUNDING SUPPORT! AND ADORNED WITH GREAT MUSICAL TRACKS FROM THE LIKES OF @lovwerBoy, PLUS LIVE PERFORMANCES FROM @amarousChanteuse, @taciturnTypecast AND @monominousSpectre! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. AND BY 'BE SQUARE' I MEAN I'LL CRUMPLE YOU INTO A CUBE. [∴]
For the record I lobbied for it to be a fun house but I didn't have the votes. -^4
oh hell yeah. i'll see if i can make it 🔥
....be nice t· sing backup again.... @·ther perf·rmers s·rry in advance ab·ut my m·irail, theyre d·ing s·und and theyre a bitch <>....
I LIKE THIS @controversialMilk GUY. WE SHOULD #COLLAB SOMETIME. [⠶]
>> Whjwhwkw H¡ Co11ab guy 1o1 ¡'d conડ¡der ¡t maybe but ¡ have 1¡ke, noth¡ng to offer you
SURE YOU DO! EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING THEY CAN CONTRIBUTE TO A #COLLAB! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE A RIDE OPERATOR? YOU SEEM LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BE LAZY MAKING SURE IT'S ALL SET UP RIGHT. [∙]
>> ¡ wou1d take that extreme1y ડer¡ouડ1y but at the ડame t¡me ¡ worry ¡ wou1d juડt ¡nherent1y not be cut out for ¡t ahaha
ME: OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO #COLLAB TO GET SOME PROMOTION. THE REAL AND TRUE DOCTRO BOTNIC HIMSELF: A PRRRROMOTION, YOU SAY? [⠿]
@singularityManifest I AM NOTICING POTENTIAL INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY INFRINGEMENT ON MY DASH. HAVE YOU DONE ANY #COLLABS RECENTLY? YOUR SLOGAN IS BEING USED. [⠶]
YOUR SLOGAN TRADEMARK. I HAVE SEEN IT BEING INFRINGED UPON IN ANOTHER POST. IS THIS A #COLLAB OR IS THIS USAGE UNLICENSED? [∙]
Oh wh★t? Other people c★n go "Tch" I don't own th★t one. It's b★d★ss, more people SHOULD be going "Tch"
@astralAnarchy ASKS "what's your views on the stars in outer space and how do you feel but how small you are compared to the universe" I LIKE STARS. THE SKY WOULD BE LONELY WITHOUT THEM. THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM AND I LOVE THAT. IF ONLY I WERE ABLE TO DO ONE BIG #COLLAB WITH EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM AND LET MY FUNFAIR SPAN THE COSMOS, THAT WOULD BE JUST PERFECT. BUT THE UNIVERSE IS TOO BIG FOR THAT. AND THAT'S OKAY. I CAN DO WHAT MATTERS WHERE I AM. I HOPE THE PEOPLE WHO GET TO COME TO MY FAIR ENJOY IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DO. https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [⁙]
COLLABFREAK SAYS: "My body yearns for collabs" DON'T WE ALL, MY FRIEND? DON'T WE ALL. EVERY #COLLAB MAKES YOU STRONGER. BETTER. MORE POWERFUL. ENOUGH #COLLABS AND YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. EVER WONDERED WHY ALTERNIA'S MOST FAMOUS BANK HEISTS WERE CARRIED OUT BY GUYS DOING #COLLABS, INSTEAD OF INDIVIDUAL DUDES ON THEIR OWN? IT'S THE POWER OF #COLLABS, BABY. https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [∙]