@collaborationKing — #collabs
THIS PASTORTURER IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. #DASHWATCHING #COLLABS [⠶]
THE 'C' IN 'EARTH C' STANDS FOR #COLLABS. WHICH IS WHY I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE I'M RUNNING FOR TROLL PRESIDENT. MY CAMPAIGN IS GONNA BE AWESOME! STAND BY FOR DETAILS. #VOTECOLLABSGUY [∙]
I REPEAT: WE ARE NOW IN BUSINESS!! #THEFUNFAIR BEGINS TODAY!! GO, MY #COLLABS!! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR [⁙]
WE ARE NOW IN BUSINESS!! #THEFUNFAIR BEGINS TODAY!! GO, MY #COLLABS!! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR [⠿]
HEY GUYS. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU MY FULL LEGAL NAME? OR HOW MANY #COLLABS I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE? OR WHAT'S UP WITH THE CUBE THING? NO? WELL THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T ASKED! I WILL BE REOPENING MY QUESTION INBOX SOON SO THINK OF YOUR QUESTIONS NOW. [⠌]
DON'T FORGET! #THEFUNFAIR IS NEXT SATURDAY. SPREAD THE WORD! DO NOT LET MY #COLLABS HAVE BEEN IN VAIN. [⠿]
COULD WE GET SOME WORD OF MOUTH GOING OR SOMETHING? THE MORE ATTENDEES, THE MERRIER. AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE CONFIRMATION OF ATTENDEES? #THEFUNFAIR #COLLABS [⠿]
IT'S OFFICIAL! WE'RE FINALLY DOING IT! https://msparp.chat/thefunfair #THEFUNFAIR https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/collabsfair-ad-alt.png THE FUNFAIR'S FREE ADMISSIONS DAY IS MAY 30TH THIS YEAR. FOR THOSE WHO'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT COMING BUT WEREN'T SURE, OR WEREN'T THINKING OF COMING AT ALL FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! CLAIM YOUR TICKETS NOW. OR JUST TELL THE GUYS AT THE ENTRANCE THAT IT'S FREE ADMISSIONS DAY AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LET YOU IN. WE'VE HAD A LOT OF #COLLABS DONE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN! @mrTenna'S GAMESHOWLLERCOASTER! THE @helloNeighbor EXPERIENCE! THE RECORD-BREAKING...Read more
@singularityManifest I AM NOTICING POTENTIAL INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY INFRINGEMENT ON MY DASH. HAVE YOU DONE ANY #COLLABS RECENTLY? YOUR SLOGAN IS BEING USED. [⠶]
COLLABFREAK SAYS: "My body yearns for collabs" DON'T WE ALL, MY FRIEND? DON'T WE ALL. EVERY #COLLAB MAKES YOU STRONGER. BETTER. MORE POWERFUL. ENOUGH #COLLABS AND YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. EVER WONDERED WHY ALTERNIA'S MOST FAMOUS BANK HEISTS WERE CARRIED OUT BY GUYS DOING #COLLABS, INSTEAD OF INDIVIDUAL DUDES ON THEIR OWN? IT'S THE POWER OF #COLLABS, BABY. https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [∙]
ANONYMOUS ASKS: "Why collabs? What draws you to your passion?" MY PAPA RAISED ME TO BE A TEAM PLAYER. DOING THINGS ALL ON YOUR OWN SUCKS! AND THIS FUNFAIR IS SOMETHING I'M REAL PASSIONATE ABOUT, SO I REALLY WANNA GET IT OFF THE GROUND. I DON'T HAVE HIGHBLOOD MONEY AND ALL THAT, SO THE BEST I CAN DO IS REPAY PEOPLE WITH MUTUALLY-BENEFICIAL AGREEMENTS. #COLLABS, IF YOU WILL! THE MORE, THE MERRIER. AND WHEN THIS SHOW GETS ON THE ROAD I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL LOVE IT. https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [⠌]
SEND ME SOME QUESTIONS. OR #COLLABS. OR FUNFAIR ATTRACTION SUGGESTIONS. https://forms.gle/8BHP9baeLj6gzJTS7 [⠿]
WE'RE SO BACK. #COLLABS https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/W_COLLABS.png [⠌]
WE ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED ONE MORE BUMPER CAR THAN NECESSARY. BUT WE CAN'T REALLY SEND IT BACK, SO WE'RE KEEPING IT AS A BACKUP CAR FOR NOW. BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM PAINTING IT IN MY IMAGE TO CREATE THE #COLLABMOBILE IN WHICH I CAN CRASH INTO OTHER CARS AND/OR DRIVE AROUND PURSUING #COLLABS. [⠌]
SHOUTOUT TO @barackObama. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/W_COLLABS.png #collabs [∴]
CAN WE TALK ABOUT #COLLABS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT #COLLABS RIGHT NOW. [⁙]
SEARCHING FOR MORE #COLLABS. THIS MUST BE HOW STALKERS FEEL. [∙]
I RESPOND TO ALL E-MAILS IN RECORD TIME REGARDING #COLLABS, FAQS, AND INQUIRIES. JUST LIKE HOW I RESPOND TO ALL MICROAGGRESSIONS BY IMMEDIATELY DESTROYING ALL OF THE TENDONS AND LIGAMENTS INSIDE WHOEVER JUST DISRESPECTED ME. [⠌]
GOOD EVENING, CHITTR! ANYONE LOOKING FOR #COLLABS TONIGHT? [⠶]
THE LACK OF #COLLABS I'M SEEING IS DISAPPOINTING. I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL #COLLAB WITH YOU. [∴]
REALLY NOT LIKING THE LOUSY ATTITUDE TOWARDS MY #COLLABS I HEAR SOMETIMES. WHAT'S THAT? "We don't have any Pepsi left, sir"? WRONG! GET CRUSHED INTO A CUBE. [⠿]
MY TOP TIPS FOR #COLLABS. • 1. DON'T #COLLAB WITH SOMEONE PROBLEMATIC. DO SOME BACKGROUND CHECKS. IF THEY'RE PROBLEMATIC YOUR OTHER #COLLABS MIGHT GET CANCELLED. AND SO MIGHT YOU. • 2. MAKE IT WORTHWHILE. BE INTERESTING. IF YOUR #COLLAB IS KIND OF BORING. YOU'RE NOT GONNA ATTRACT MUCH ACTIVITY, CONSUMER-WISE NOR OTHER-#COLLAB-WISE. • 3. GET SOME CONNECTIONS. KNOW PEOPLE. IF YOU #COLLAB WITH PEOPLE WHO DO THEIR OWN #COLLABS TOO, YOU CAN GET SOME GOOD NETWORKING FROM THAT. MEET SOME BIG NAMES. I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE FUNFAIR! HAHA! ADMISSION HALF-PRICE NEXT SATURDAY. [⠶]
#COLLABS ARE GO. THE FUNFAIR IS IN BUSINESS. JOIN THE FUN. [⠌]
PSA: CUTTING BACK ON ANTI-#COLLAB LANGUAGE. INSTEAD OF "What's with your hideous and unnaturally vibrant red skin?", TRY "ARE YOU LOOKING FOR #COLLABS?". AND INSTEAD OF "stump-horned freakshow", TRY "GUY I WANT TO #COLLAB WITH". REALLY HELPS MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. [∴]
THE 'C' IN CHITTR STANDS FOR #COLLABS. [⠿]
THEY SHOULD INVENT A NEW DAY OF THE WEEK THAT STARTS WITH 'C'. SO IT CAN BE #COLLAB-WHATEVER-THAT-DAY-IS-CALLED. THE IDEAL DAY FOR #COLLABS. [⠶]
MASQUERADE... THE PERFECT PLACE TO PICK UP SOME #COLLABS... [⁙]
I HOPE YOU LIKE THE NEW MAKEOVER! JUST IN TIME FOR ALL MY NEW #COLLABS. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/MAKEOVER.png [⁙]
GO FORTH, MY AGENTS! FIND ME SOME #COLLABS. [⠌]