@collaborationKing — #collabs
WE'RE SO BACK. #COLLABS https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/W_COLLABS.png [⠌]
WE ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED ONE MORE BUMPER CAR THAN NECESSARY. BUT WE CAN'T REALLY SEND IT BACK, SO WE'RE KEEPING IT AS A BACKUP CAR FOR NOW. BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM PAINTING IT IN MY IMAGE TO CREATE THE #COLLABMOBILE IN WHICH I CAN CRASH INTO OTHER CARS AND/OR DRIVE AROUND PURSUING #COLLABS. [⠌]
SHOUTOUT TO @barackObama. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/W_COLLABS.png #collabs [∴]
CAN WE TALK ABOUT #COLLABS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT #COLLABS RIGHT NOW. [⁙]
SEARCHING FOR MORE #COLLABS. THIS MUST BE HOW STALKERS FEEL. [∙]
I RESPOND TO ALL E-MAILS IN RECORD TIME REGARDING #COLLABS, FAQS, AND INQUIRIES. JUST LIKE HOW I RESPOND TO ALL MICROAGGRESSIONS BY IMMEDIATELY DESTROYING ALL OF THE TENDONS AND LIGAMENTS INSIDE WHOEVER JUST DISRESPECTED ME. [⠌]
GOOD EVENING, CHITTR! ANYONE LOOKING FOR #COLLABS TONIGHT? [⠶]
THE LACK OF #COLLABS I'M SEEING IS DISAPPOINTING. I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL #COLLAB WITH YOU. [∴]
REALLY NOT LIKING THE LOUSY ATTITUDE TOWARDS MY #COLLABS I HEAR SOMETIMES. WHAT'S THAT? "We don't have any Pepsi left, sir"? WRONG! GET CRUSHED INTO A CUBE. [⠿]
MY TOP TIPS FOR #COLLABS. • 1. DON'T #COLLAB WITH SOMEONE PROBLEMATIC. DO SOME BACKGROUND CHECKS. IF THEY'RE PROBLEMATIC YOUR OTHER #COLLABS MIGHT GET CANCELLED. AND SO MIGHT YOU. • 2. MAKE IT WORTHWHILE. BE INTERESTING. IF YOUR #COLLAB IS KIND OF BORING. YOU'RE NOT GONNA ATTRACT MUCH ACTIVITY, CONSUMER-WISE NOR OTHER-#COLLAB-WISE. • 3. GET SOME CONNECTIONS. KNOW PEOPLE. IF YOU #COLLAB WITH PEOPLE WHO DO THEIR OWN #COLLABS TOO, YOU CAN GET SOME GOOD NETWORKING FROM THAT. MEET SOME BIG NAMES. I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE FUNFAIR! HAHA! ADMISSION HALF-PRICE NEXT SATURDAY. [⠶]
#COLLABS ARE GO. THE FUNFAIR IS IN BUSINESS. JOIN THE FUN. [⠌]
PSA: CUTTING BACK ON ANTI-#COLLAB LANGUAGE. INSTEAD OF "What's with your hideous and unnaturally vibrant red skin?", TRY "ARE YOU LOOKING FOR #COLLABS?". AND INSTEAD OF "stump-horned freakshow", TRY "GUY I WANT TO #COLLAB WITH". REALLY HELPS MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. [∴]
THE 'C' IN CHITTR STANDS FOR #COLLABS. [⠿]
THEY SHOULD INVENT A NEW DAY OF THE WEEK THAT STARTS WITH 'C'. SO IT CAN BE #COLLAB-WHATEVER-THAT-DAY-IS-CALLED. THE IDEAL DAY FOR #COLLABS. [⠶]
MASQUERADE... THE PERFECT PLACE TO PICK UP SOME #COLLABS... [⁙]
I HOPE YOU LIKE THE NEW MAKEOVER! JUST IN TIME FOR ALL MY NEW #COLLABS. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/MAKEOVER.png [⁙]
GO FORTH, MY AGENTS! FIND ME SOME #COLLABS. [⠌]