@collaborationKing — #violence
#COLLAB TIP: INSTEAD OF ARGUING WITH PEOPLE WHO WON'T LET THEIR THOUGHTS CHANGE, TRY TURNING THEIR RIBCAGE INSIDE OUT. THAT'S A PRETTY UNDERRATED STRAT. [⠿]
I WAS ACTUALLY A SKULLECTRICIAN FOR A WHILE. MADE SOME GOOD MONEY OFF THE TRADE! BUT THEN I REALISED I WAS WORKING TO FUND DOING FUN STUFF, INSTEAD OF HAVING FUN WORKING. THAT PROBABLY EXPLAINS ALL THOSE TIMES I USED TO GET BORED AND TURN PEOPLE INTO LADDERS. TURNS OUT WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IN LIFE IS A GOOD CAREER. AND #COLLABS! [∙]
I NEED TO POST MORE ABOUT MY DAY-TO-DAY LIFE HERE, OF COURSE THE #COLLAB MARKETING IS BIG, BUT COVERING MY OWN STORIES FROM THE HEART WILL GARNER MORE TRACTION. AHEM. I WAS AT THE LOCAL BILEBLIOTHECARY CHECKING OUT SOME BOOKS ON FUNFAIR HISTORY, FESTIVAL STUFF, YOU KNOW. AND THIS COBALT-BLOOD CRETIN LOOKS OVER HIS MAGAZINE AT ME, DOES A DOUBLE TAKE, AND THEN *RECOILS*. PHYSICALLY. AND HE MAKES THIS ANNOYING NOISE OF DISGUST. HE DOESN'T TAKE HIS EYES OFF ME EITHER. SO I ASK HIM, HEY MAN, WHAT GIVES? AND HE CALLS ME SOMETHING, I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS, BUT IT WAS SAID WITH THIS REAL SOUR TONE. I W...Read more