COLLABSGUY
@collaborationKing
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S #COLLAB OR BE #COLLABED WITH.
Casper, casper. What can you say about Casper? He eats protein bars. His friends hide secrets from him in order to keep their friendship... ... Ah, yes. Termia. He could exist. ... Put that under maybe. #TheScript
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SORRY. JUST TRYING TO GET MY MILEAGE OUT OF THIS. I'M INTERESTED IN HOW THIS CASPER GUY IS STUMPING YOU. MAYBE HE'S BEEN DOING #COLLABS AND IT'S MADE HIM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU? FOOD FOR THOUGHT. PROTEIN BAR FOR THOUGHT, EVEN. [⁙]
Casper. ( NOTE TO SELF: Expand on Casper, figure out what to do next. ) #TheScript
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K--<@graciousChampion write about how awesome #teamchud are
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS. @graciousChampion, WRITE ME A BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA RECIPE. PLEASE AND THANK YOU AND LET'S #COLLAB ETC. [∙]
The writer would not do either's ridiculous request. #TheScript
I Have Tricked You All Into Being Fond Of Me. The Practical Joke Is Over Now. It Was All A Facade. Haha.
DAMN. I'LL TRICK YOU INTO DOING A #COLLAB WITH ME AS PAYBACK. [⠿]
@collaboraTionKing I need you To promoTe buTTer! #BuTTerSeason
A #COLLAB IN THE WILD? THIS I CAN DO! CHANCE TO WIN FREE FUNFAIR DAY-PASSES WITH EVERY PURCHASE OF BUTTER? [∴]
PLAY MY #COLLAB GAME. [∴]
@helloNeighbor you might find this interesting 👀
YES @helloNeighbor, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY REPLY TO OUR DM ABOUT A #COLLAB. [⠶]
LET'S ROLL THE DICE, SCREENSAVER. HELL, LET'S #COLLAB! SPARE ME SOME AD TIME AND I'LL MAKE A FUNFAIR ATTRACTION BASED ON ONE OF YOUR GAME BOARDS. [⠿]
𝓞f course, this sounds 𝓖𝓡𝓞𝓞𝓥𝓨!!! I'll give you a minute of 𝓐𝓓𝓥𝓔𝓡𝓣I𝓢𝓔𝓜𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓢 in the middle of 𝓐sgore's favorite cowboy show in return for a 𝓣.𝓥. 𝓣I𝓜𝓔! 𝓐ttraction!
WE ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED ONE MORE BUMPER CAR THAN NECESSARY. BUT WE CAN'T REALLY SEND IT BACK, SO WE'RE KEEPING IT AS A BACKUP CAR FOR NOW. BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM PAINTING IT IN MY IMAGE TO CREATE THE #COLLABMOBILE IN WHICH I CAN CRASH INTO OTHER CARS AND/OR DRIVE AROUND PURSUING #COLLABS. [⠌]
C★n't bumper c★rs not drive off the ★ttr★ction?
[can]~[chittr]~[see]~[the]~[collabmobile]~[or]~[is]~[it]~[classified]~[for]~[now]
I CAN POWER IT. WITH MY #COLLAB POWERS. AND A BATTERY. [∴]
CHITTR WILL SEE THE #COLLABMOBILE IN TIME. JUST NOT YET. I HAVE SOME #COLLAB BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF AT THE MOMENT. [∙]
▀▄▀▄ many are asking me WHY i ACTI7ELY and LOUDLY speak AGAINST the trolls of TROLL STIRLAND, ill TELL you why, its because they DESER7E it and because e7ery time i do my sponsors PAY ME a BONUS ▀▄▀▄
HEY. HEY I KNOW YOU. I'M GONNA #COLLAB WITH YOUR SPONSORS. YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD. [⠶]
i send my condolences to all the other mutantbloods who must suffer more than normal trolls during this pailing season ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE, ACTUALLY! NOTHING SEASONAL. I'M JUST REALLY LOVING THE NEW BUMPER CARS HERE. #COLLABS REALLY PAY OFF. [⠿]
★nyone trying to hop on m★ster duel?
IS A DUEL A #COLLAB? FOOD FOR THOUGHT. [∙]
Not re★lly? Kind★ the opposite.
I require inquiries almost as much as @collaborationKing requires collabs.
I APPRECIATE BEING NOTICED! #collabs [⁙]
As long as you try not to bring suffering unto others, your existence is not an issue.
WE SHOULD BRING #COLLABS UNTO OTHERS INSTEAD. MUCH HEALTHIER. #COLLABS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND. [⠶]
I agree, a burden shared is a burden halved and a creative project shared is twice the imagination. What type of collaborations do you seek?
ALL OF THEM. BUT TO BE SPECIFIC, I WANT TO PROMOTE AND EXPAND MY FUNFAIR. WHETHER THAT'S THROUGH ADVERTISING OR NEW LICENSED ATTRACTIONS IS UP TO WHOEVER I #COLLAB WITH. AND IN EXCHANGE, MY OWN PROMOTION! OR OTHER SERVICES IF DESIRED INSTEAD. I HELPED ON A GARDENING PROJECT ONCE. THAT WAS NICE. [⠌]
That sounds nice, a person who knows how to work with their hands is worth more than ten loud talkers with big plans and no patience to build them. I learned a great deal about gardening myself when I lived in the forests as a younger troll. You pick up quickly which plants keep you fed and which ones leave you sick for a week. There were bright little berries near the marsh that looked perfectly harmless, but if the flesh inside had even a hint of blue, you stayed far away from them. And mushrooms growing near still water were usually trouble no matter how good they smelled roasting over a fire. What sort of attractions are you looking to add?
FUNFAIR TYPES! DROP TOWERS, GRAVITY RIDES, MAYBE AN EXPANSION TO THE FUNHOUSE, PENDULUMS, ROLLERCOASTERS. WE'VE GOT SOME GOOD CAROUSELS AND BUMPER CARS ALREADY, AND A COUPLE SMALLER COASTERS, PLUS WE'RE WORKING ON A @crystallakeCamper-THEMED HAUNTED HOUSE. BUT THE MORE THE MERRIER, RIGHT? [⠶]