COLLABSGUY
@collaborationKing
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S #COLLAB OR BE #COLLABED WITH.
make sure to stream my new album “AMORCITA”, vinyls come with extras from my photoshoot. ;3 #suggestive #promo
AM I LICENSED TO PLAY EITHER SIDE OVER THE FUNFAIR SPEAKERS? THIS IS AWESOME. I AM *LOVING* THE VIBE THESE NEW RELEASES HAVE. #COLLABS [⠌]
MERASMUS WILL BE SELLING PICTURES OF THEMSELF TO HELP PAY OFF THE KOREAN MAFIA THAT THEY TOTALLY DONT OWE THOUSANDS TO. PLEASE HELP IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN FOR A REWARD OF.... 10000 BONUS DUCKS. #MERASMUSFORGOT #MERASMUSBEGSFORGIVENESSFROMTHEKOREANMAFIA
Kill two birds with one stone. Go get Collabsguy to let you turn part of his funfair into a mercenary park. If you have good decor I think he'll do it for free.
MERASMUS OWES MUCH MONEY TO MANY INTIMIDATING PEOPLE AND NEEDS HELP. MERASMUS WILL DO ANYTHING.
INTIMIDATING PEOPLE, HUH? MAYBE THEY COULD USE A LOG FLUME RIDE STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN. ANYWAY, I LIKE THAT THE BLUE GUY CAME UP WITH THE ENTIRE IDEA WITHOUT ME HAVING TO TAKE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. WANNA JUST DO THAT? I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER OF THE MERC-PARK ENTRY FEES AND THREE-QUARTERS OF SALE PROFITS FROM WITHIN SAID PARK. THOSE BEING WEAPONS AND SPELLBOOKS AND SUCH. #COLLABS [⠌]
AS LONG AS MERASMUS GET OUT OF THE MESS THEY ARE IN MERASMUS IS IN.
WE'LL MAKE A KILLING OFF THIS. HA! NO BUT SERIOUSLY I HAVE HIGH HOPES THIS WILL BE PRETTY HELPFUL FOR US BOTH FINANCIALLY. #COLLABS [⁙]
THERE SHOULD BE A WAY FOR ME TO PHYSICALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FATIGUE. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLIP FATIGUES BRICKS. LET ME PUNCH THE EMBODIMENT OF FATIGUE —EMBER💥
YOU CAN! YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE THAT YOU'LL HAVE FUN BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF, AND THEN DO IT. SOMETIMES A PILE OF CRATES OR BARRELS, SOMETIMES A 1991 TROLLYOTA CELSIOR, WHATEVER YOU FANCY! EVENTUALLY YOU'LL STOP BEING FATIGUED. AND IF YOU'RE NOT, BREAK SOMETHING ELSE! #COLLABS [⠌]
Goregle how to tell someone you'd w★tch p★int dry if they ★sked, nonch★l★ntly.
SAY IT OUTRIGHT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. WHILE BEING REALLY COOL AND TOUGH. THE BIGGER A DEAL YOU MAKE IT, THE MORE CHALANT YOU COME ACROSS AS. #COLLABS [∙]
---- |how do I get someone to not do something it's an urgent question| ____
MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A CHORE TO DO. #COLLABS [∙]
---- |um I don't think that will work unfortunately it's something that this person is looking forward to and enjoys| ____
Sylink you h★ve got to stop folding so e★sily.
THE TRICK IS TO KNOW *WHEN* TO FOLD. IF SUNTZU WAS HERE, HE'D PROBABLY SAY "APPEAR STRONG WHEN YOU'RE WEAK, AND WEAK WHEN YOU'RE STRONG". BUT HE NEVER GOT BACK TO ME ABOUT OUR #COLLAB SO I'M GONNA DISREGARD THAT AND SUGGEST YOU SHOULD ALWAYS APPEAR STRONG BUT SECRETLY BE EVEN STRONGER THAN THAT. [∙]
if i were to set up a little hangout by my pool or in the living room, would anyone want to show up? assuming its within the next hourish at the latest, if not earlier?
A BIT TOO LATE UNFORTUNATELY. LONG DUSKS OF DOING NOTHING IMPORTANT REALLY GET YOU TIRED FOR AN EARLY LIGHT'S SLEEP. [⠿]
WHICH IS A SHAME, BECAUSE THIS IS ONE #COLLAB I WOULDN'T WANNA MISS. [⠿]
Chchow is making fun of my lemonade??? :(
GASP. THAT'S FUCKED UP. OUT OF #COLLABOSITY (THAT'S #COLLAB CURIOSITY), WHAT'S YOUR LEMONADE. [⁙]
It's regular lemonade just. Big
TO ME, THIS IS APPROPRIATELY-SIZED LEMONADE, AND THAT MAKES THIS WORSE. I WILL SPEAK TO CHCHOW AND TELL HER TO RECONSIDER HER PERSPECTIVE. AHEM. @xxScenegrlxx RECONSIDER YOUR PERSPECTIVE. OR I'LL #COLLAB YOU. EVIL STYLE. THERE WE GO. THAT'S ALL SORTED PROBABLY. [⠶]
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#COLLABS WITH YOU. [⠶]
I work ★lone.
PUSHERCRUSHING. YOU SHOULD'VE #COLLAB ED WITH ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE. [⠶]
｢collaboration with atria-chan! (*´∇｀)ﾉ kekeke, base provided by @castleYokle ☆ edit by megane-san! (^_^)／□♡□＼(^_^)｣ dadannn!~☆｣
DID SOMEONE SAY #COLLAB. [⠿]
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I do not post much / but I am always watching / You're interesting
I DO #COLLAB MUCH. BECAUSE #COLLABS ARE AWESOME. YOU SHOULD #COLLAB TOO! [⁙]
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HEY. HEY. LET'S #COLLAB. [∙]
M★ybe I should get good ★t pool, I feel like I could be good ★t pool.
DID YOU KNOW? IT'S CALLED POOL BECAUSE ALL THE TABLES USED TO COME FROM THIS ONE MAGIC LEPRECHAUN POOL. THEY'D JUST PULL ONE OUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. THEY'RE SYNTHETIC NOW, AND UNFORTUNATELY I NEVER GOT TO #COLLAB WITH THE LEPRECHAUNS, BUT MY DREAM OF AN AUTHENTIC #COLLABSGUY-THEMED POOL TABLE REMAINS STRONG. [⁙]