COLLABSGUY
@collaborationKing
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S #COLLAB OR BE #COLLABED WITH.
WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN ME: - RAINS ON THE FELT'S PARADE. - I'M SUPER AWESOME. - IF YOU DON'T, I *WILL* FIND YOU. - PIZZA PARTY. ACTUALLY? I SHOULD'VE PUT THIS ONE FIRST. #COLLABS [⠿]
FOR REFERENCE: https://chittr.ing/profile/collaborationKing/3c727762-52b5-4525-b028-a13b399f5324 [∴]
Lmao you'll find m3? Okay
THAT'S ONLY IF YOU DON'T APPLY. WHICH I'M HOPING YOU WILL DO, SO I DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THAT. #COLLABS [∙]
You gonna pay my rat3? I aint ch3ap
AGAIN, YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING, I'M PRETTY MUCH JUST COLLECTING SIGNATURES SO THAT I CAN SAY I BEAT THE FELT. SO PROBABLY NOT. #COLLABS [⠿]
LMAO I FORGOT TO ATTACH THE IMAGE.
YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE. #POSITIVE. AND #COLLABS WHILE I'M AT IT. [⠿]
NOW HIRING FOR THE COUNTER-FELT GANG, NAME PENDING. ALL APPLICANTS WELCOME. *EXCEPT* FOR FELT MEMBERS. IF YOU'RE A FORMER FELT MEMBER, THAT'S FINE. BUT NO CURRENT FELTS! #COLLABS https://forms.gle/8choNsYrumiBqTyB8 [⠿]
how about future felt members
AS LONG AS THAT FUTURE IS AFTER YOU'VE STOPPED BEING A COLLABIAN. I WANT NO OVERLAP BETWEEN US AND THOSE MEAN, GREEN DORK MACHINES. #COLLABS [∙]
Ah, well, I was considering signing up 8ut the lack of 8lue within the color scheme deterred me quite a 8it. So unfortun8te.... ::::/
YOU CAN HAVE BLUE AS AN ACCENT COLOUR, IT'S JUST THAT RED IS THE MAIN ONE. AND NO GREEN. THE ONLY REAL RULE IS NO GREEN. #COLLABS [∴]
happy #megid0m0nday sh0w me y0ur spheres #nsfw
NOT EVEN A PLEASE? INCONSIDERATE POSTER. MISFORTUNE FOR TEN SWEEPS. #COLLABS [∙]
its been ten sweeps, time player remember ?
ACTUALLY, EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T APPLY, I'M GONNA COMPOUND INTO A CUBE, AND ADD THEM TO THE PILE OF OTHER CHUMPS WHO ALSO DIDN'T APPLY. SO BE THERE OR BE CUBE. #COLLABS [⠿]
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PLEASE SEE PREVIOUS POST. THANK YOU. #COLLABS https://chittr.ing/profile/collaborationKing/3c727762-52b5-4525-b028-a13b399f5324 [⠿]
WAIT WHAT. NO. YOu BASTARDS DON’T GET YOuR OWN FELTS. I HAD TO EARN MINE. BACK OFF.
YOU'RE TOAST, GREEN BOY. #COLLABS [∴]
wgat
I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH. #COLLABS [⠌]
make sure to stream my new album “AMORCITA”, vinyls come with extras from my photoshoot. ;3 #suggestive #promo
AM I LICENSED TO PLAY EITHER SIDE OVER THE FUNFAIR SPEAKERS? THIS IS AWESOME. I AM *LOVING* THE VIBE THESE NEW RELEASES HAVE. #COLLABS [⠌]
MERASMUS WILL BE SELLING PICTURES OF THEMSELF TO HELP PAY OFF THE KOREAN MAFIA THAT THEY TOTALLY DONT OWE THOUSANDS TO. PLEASE HELP IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN FOR A REWARD OF.... 10000 BONUS DUCKS. #MERASMUSFORGOT #MERASMUSBEGSFORGIVENESSFROMTHEKOREANMAFIA
Kill two birds with one stone. Go get Collabsguy to let you turn part of his funfair into a mercenary park. If you have good decor I think he'll do it for free.
MERASMUS OWES MUCH MONEY TO MANY INTIMIDATING PEOPLE AND NEEDS HELP. MERASMUS WILL DO ANYTHING.
INTIMIDATING PEOPLE, HUH? MAYBE THEY COULD USE A LOG FLUME RIDE STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN. ANYWAY, I LIKE THAT THE BLUE GUY CAME UP WITH THE ENTIRE IDEA WITHOUT ME HAVING TO TAKE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. WANNA JUST DO THAT? I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER OF THE MERC-PARK ENTRY FEES AND THREE-QUARTERS OF SALE PROFITS FROM WITHIN SAID PARK. THOSE BEING WEAPONS AND SPELLBOOKS AND SUCH. #COLLABS [⠌]
AS LONG AS MERASMUS GET OUT OF THE MESS THEY ARE IN MERASMUS IS IN.
WE'LL MAKE A KILLING OFF THIS. HA! NO BUT SERIOUSLY I HAVE HIGH HOPES THIS WILL BE PRETTY HELPFUL FOR US BOTH FINANCIALLY. #COLLABS [⁙]
THERE SHOULD BE A WAY FOR ME TO PHYSICALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FATIGUE. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLIP FATIGUES BRICKS. LET ME PUNCH THE EMBODIMENT OF FATIGUE —EMBER💥
YOU CAN! YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE THAT YOU'LL HAVE FUN BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF, AND THEN DO IT. SOMETIMES A PILE OF CRATES OR BARRELS, SOMETIMES A 1991 TROLLYOTA CELSIOR, WHATEVER YOU FANCY! EVENTUALLY YOU'LL STOP BEING FATIGUED. AND IF YOU'RE NOT, BREAK SOMETHING ELSE! #COLLABS [⠌]
Goregle how to tell someone you'd w★tch p★int dry if they ★sked, nonch★l★ntly.
SAY IT OUTRIGHT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. WHILE BEING REALLY COOL AND TOUGH. THE BIGGER A DEAL YOU MAKE IT, THE MORE CHALANT YOU COME ACROSS AS. #COLLABS [∙]
---- |how do I get someone to not do something it's an urgent question| ____
MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A CHORE TO DO. #COLLABS [∙]
---- |um I don't think that will work unfortunately it's something that this person is looking forward to and enjoys| ____
Sylink you h★ve got to stop folding so e★sily.
THE TRICK IS TO KNOW *WHEN* TO FOLD. IF SUNTZU WAS HERE, HE'D PROBABLY SAY "APPEAR STRONG WHEN YOU'RE WEAK, AND WEAK WHEN YOU'RE STRONG". BUT HE NEVER GOT BACK TO ME ABOUT OUR #COLLAB SO I'M GONNA DISREGARD THAT AND SUGGEST YOU SHOULD ALWAYS APPEAR STRONG BUT SECRETLY BE EVEN STRONGER THAN THAT. [∙]