Sollux Captor
@technologicArchon
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A2 iif, Y0u w0uld end up wiith 20me0ne w0r2e iif y0u were a dad.
oh hey so you're big tuna's pea pod that's what's up i see the resemblance
man this isn’t even the first do( s(rat(h ominousl7 following ever7one on the timeline
II wa2n’t even 0n the tiimeliine but al20 liike that weiird0 u2ually 2tay2 far away fr0m me
Dark m0de d0e2 hiim zer0 fav0ur2, tw0tally iinvii2iible.
i think thats the point
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What d0 y0u want me tw0 d0 ab0ut iit? II diidn’t name iit.
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Yeah 0kay II’ll g0 d0 that than ii gue22
@technologicArchon bro if I tell you something promise youll be chill about it with chittr as our witness
your dad replied to one of my posts i panicked and blocked him ill never get his approval now were about to get all romeo and juliet up in here but just so were on the same page maybe we shouldn't do something dramatic like kill ourselves unless you want to i could be down for a suicide pact do you think our tragic love will be recognized and theyll bury us together i call the right side of the coffin #cw-self-harm
II mean iif y0ur Br0 deciided tw0 c0mment 0n 0ne 0f my p02t2 0ut 0f n0where, II miight bl0ck hiim tw00 20 liike valiid. II’m alway2 d0wn f0r 20me type 0f m0rbiid 2uiiciide pact even th0ugh II’m n0t certaiin wh0 Juliiet 0r R0me0 were. But II thiink y0u are perhap2 0verthiinkiing iit a liittle, II mean the man wa2 a 2lave f0r liike th0u2and2 0f year2.. II d0n’t thiink he’ll care that a h0t guy 0n chiittr d0t iing bl0cked hiim. D0e2 iit even tell y0u? W0uld he even kn0w? Yeah II mean II’m 2ure 0ur tragiic l0ve wiill get rec0gnii2ed, Miituna ii2 a 2hiithead but II’m 2ure he’ll bury u2 iin a c0ffiin. That’2 fiine, left 2iide ii2 fiine. But f0r real, iif y0u ever liike meet hiim (0n y0ur 0wn term2 and tiime 0r 20me 2hiit liike that) II’m 2ure The P2iiii0niiiic wiill liiterally n0t care.
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we arent dating but im breaking up with you because i human-hate your brother thats how serious this situation is
IIn my defence II never 2aiid we were (and II w0uld never 2ay anythiing tw0 Miituna) but faiir en0ugh.
i want a box of my things on my doorstep by noon and ill contact a lawyer over who gets to keep the cat that we dont have i might have to seduce the lawyer to my side but just know its because me and mittens have gone through so much together he blinks his little kitty eyes at me and damn I just fold like a towel you can keep the fridge magnets tho
But II al20 want the cat we d0 d0n’t have 20 II miight have tw0 2educe the lawyer bef0re y0u d0. Miitten’2 ii2 my entiire galaxy, iif he a2ked me tw0 jump 0ff a cliiff iin a very her0iic way. II w0uld and iit’2 n0t becau2e my 2elf l0athiing w0uld agree.
that lawyers got a big storm coming and that storm is the two hottest humanoids in this godforsaken timeline we cant let this end in a strider-lawyer-captor sandwich we'll confuse mittens
II d0n’t thiink any lawyer w0uld be prepared f0r any type 0f 2triider-lawyer-Captw0r 2andwiich. IIt w0uld ab20lutely c0nfu2e Miitten2 and make hiim depre22ed.
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IIt’2 0ne 0f my regret2. IIt’2 tw00 late tw0 take iit back, my chat unf0rtunately liike2 y0u f0r 20me rea20n.
II thiink n0 0ne 2h0uld be agreeiing wiith Miituna Captw0r actually iit make2 hiim iin2ufferable. (@c0ngruentAttiitude )
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Y0u c0uld alway2 try n0t beiing 2tupiid.
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II c0uld, iit’2 ju2t a wa2te 0f my tiime.