Sollux Captor
@technologicArchon
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being friends with someone who can time stuff is great btw the new kingdom hearts game is amazing
Ju2t met the Eriidan 0f my tiimeliine and II’m n0t a fan. II’m g0nna pretend that II never met the guy.
Z. do not compare me to zuch foolizh cretinz you half wwit .Z
Z. you vvery clearly do not knoww me wwhat zo evver .Z
II d0n’t kn0w the 0ther 0ne neiither. Thii2 ii2 a 2urface ba2ed 0piinii0n jacka22.
Z. evvery thing you do iz zurface levvel. .Z
That pr0bably w0uld have had 20me type 0f effect iif II knew wh0 the fuck y0u were. All y0u are ii2 ju2t 20me Amp0ra.
Z. the vvery bezt. .Z
That ii2 n0t much 0f an acc0mplii2hment, iit’2 a very l0w bar. Any0ne c0uld change theiir la2t name tw0 Amp0ra and ea2iily bec0me ‘The Be2t Amp0ra’.
Z. you havve no idea wwho you are prodding at. .Z
Y0ur name ii2 liiterally riight there, II can read iit here. ‘an0ther 2elf entiitled fii2h’.
🜏 iimagiinɛ haviing 2 rrɛaxh bɛhiind 2 sxrra♱xh urr bu♱♱holɛ xouldn'♱ bɛ mɛ ♱ha♱s lamɛ #suggɛs♱iivɛ #♱ɛamfrron♱bu♱♱holɛ ♅
🜏 brro♱hɛrr u alrrɛady know ♱hiis don'♱ ax♱ all shoxkɛd ii havɛ a fuxkiing mɛrrbɛas♱ ♱aiil WHƐRRƐ WOULD II HAVƐ A RRƐGULARR BU♱♱HOLƐ ??? ♅
IIt’2 le22 ab0ut that and why y0u deciided tw0 make thii2 chiit iin thii2 fiir2t place. But y0u’re riight. IIt w0uld be a biit dii2turbiing iif iit wa2 iin the back.
wiibtah iif II threw Dave 0ff the buiildiing f0r c0mpariing my purriing tw0 a liiteral viibratw0r?
thats hilarious lol
🜏 ♱ha♱s hiilarriious bu♱ also liikɛ u ♱o♱ally should do ♱ha♱. N♱A (:死亡 ♅
yes you would be the asshole jfc man you try to pay a troll a compliment and he throws a hissy fit
okay but youre not obama thats like comparing apples and lemons (you are the lemon in this context)
II wa2n’t c0mpariing my2elf tw0 hiim, II wa2 2ayiing he w0uldn’t c0n2iider iit a c0mpliiment 20 why 2h0uld II. Y0u c0uld have liiterally c0mpared iit tw0 anythiing the Englii2h language ii2 at y0ur fiingertiip2. Thii2 ii2 2tupiid, get 0n Miinecraft.
WH47 D0 Y0U D0 1F 7W0 0F Y0UR QU4D5 FUCK1N9 D35P153 34CH 07H3R? 5H0ULD 1 JU57 L37 7H3M F19H7?
coming back 2 read a post abt eridan fucking golf courses was hilarious btw
i have been really into building those like massive redstone farms and making them pretty lol cant have eye sores on my perma hardcore minecraft lol
dave is cute. it’s just unfortunate that he has nothing back there.
john will never be my favorite as long as he has his pranksters gambit schtick theres only so much ectoslime a man can endure before he starts considering serial murder as a full time job
i bet you want to see me all slimed up in your bug bed its totally a troll fetish thing isnt it have we figured out if sopor is safe for humans cuz im totally down but I dont wanna like die but whatever im down regardless id rather die in a six foot long slime slip and slide tub than tripping over a shitty sword and impaling myself like a shish kabob #nsfw #gore (?)
we can ju2t liike d0 iimiitatii0n 2liime iif y0u really want tw0 try iit becau2e II d0 thiink the 2tuff they u2e f0r my ‘tr0ll bed’ ii2 liiterally the w0r2t thiing f0r human2. Y0u are all very deliicate. Yeah…. Y0u kn0w there miight be tw00 many 2w0rd2 iin y0ur hiive riight? Al20 n0 iit’2 n0t a fetii2h 0r a #n2fw thiing.
the only thing delicate about me is my ego slime me up captor do your worst (but in a cute cultural exchange way) also you can never have enough swords shut your whore mouth
II mean human geniitaliia 2eem2 pretty 2en2iitiive. IIt d0e2n’t g0 back iin 0r anythiing. II’ll u2e the bath tub after II m0ve all th02e katana2. N0 there ii2 defiiniitely tw00 much 2w0rd2 and thii2 ii2 iit.