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@technologicArchon

he/they follow me on twitch @ technologicArchon /art by saradiation

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He ha2 been bu2y 20 II can 2ay thii2 wiith0ut an iimmediiate 2triider ™ re2p0n2e. He really d0e2 l00k cute wiith that bee piin.

Kult: +30
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Total: 60
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cuter than a puppy tripping over a teddy bear theyre both fine by the way but the puppy is suing for mental distress its going to be a lengthy and pointless court battle but what are you gonna do, tell the puppy no? fucking heartless

iin tr0ll culture iit mean2 they have tw0 fiight tw0 the death. That’2 what 2uiing 20me0ne mean2.

well thank fuck its not an alternian puppy or teddy bear

II’ll giive the puppy a kniife and we’ll 2ee.

"whys captor in jail" "he coerced a puppy into commiting manslaughter"

Clearly iit wanted tw0 c0mmiit man2laughter. IIt wa2 iit2 dream.

@ my timeline's captor with all your shit video game takes guy needs to be humbled ( @technologicArchon )

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Total: 60
Ratio: 1.40

II have never had a 2iingle bad viide0 game take iin my entiire liive2.

you 2hould get a human niintendo 64 and try thii2 one called "2uperman 64", you can thank me later for a new experiience.

wh0 hurt y0u?

oh yeah II ju2t remembered, there'2 thii2 game II found iin a human refu2e piile called "E.T." IIt'2 not a2 bad a2 2uperman 64 iif you have the manual for iit, but iif you don't have the manual or cannot read human... well you 2hould record your2elf playiing iit and upload iit two grubtube. IIf you want two 2tream iit, II'll make 2ome popcorn now and clear my 2chedule out.

Giiven that iit’2 2tiill part 0f thii2 thread, II’m 2ure iit’2 g0nna be an ab20lute ma2terpiiece 0f 2hiitty w0rk. C0n2iider iit 0n the lii2t 0f game2 that II’ll play.

1’m h0rny 8u7 5l33py 4nd c4n’7 d3c1d3 wh37h3r 70 j3rk 0ff 0r 5l33p #n5fw (w3 g0nn4 1gn0r3 1 4cc1d3n74lly d1dn’7 74g 7h15)

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G0 tw0 2leep riight n0w.

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(( I really need to stop procrastinating and write a bio. Every time I see someone’s bio for their au - I’m like wow that’s cool, I should do that and than I don’t lol. ))

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// god mood, that's a lot of work for Elmo

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(( I honestly can just use the excuse that I’m just waiting to commission a reference of my guy but frfrfr why can’t it write itself.))

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

(( know that im chin handsing your AU. Love to hear about that stuff. Maybe i'll make an AU terezi

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((hueheh ty, I’m flattered. AU’s are always a rad time, chin handsing at AU Terezi.))

Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/

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N0.

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dont mind me being extra mentally ill johns making di stri and me watch con air tobight snd i dont want to be here send HELP

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l0l 2uck2 f0r y0u, have fun

II th0ught the apple juiice c0nd0m wa2 a j0ke. But iit wa2 n0t. #n2fw

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

the wwhat https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FzH2-HsakAUmEN-.jpg

There ii2 n0 0ther way II can explaiin iit that w0uld make iit 20und better.

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

no i need you to explain it elaborate

20 when a human ha2 2ex, they wrap theiir bulge iin pla2tiic and 20metiime2 iit ii2 flav0ured. 20metiime2 iit ii2 apple juiice. #n2fw

7he wh47

the apple juiice c0nd0m.

II have tw0 g0, II’ll be back later.

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

Bring me back more White Claw.

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Wiill d0.

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

Does this look normal to you. https://static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/labuba-lafufu-larceny-leaves-london-livid.jpg?q=49&fit=crop&w=600&h=338&dpr=2

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Yeah l00k2 fiine.

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II wa2 0nly g0nna d0 0ne but 2uddenly there wa2 iin2piiratii0n tw0 d0 an0ther. 20 here iit ii2. http2://0pen.2p0tiify.c0m/track/2HZLXB0na2RhX2tMLrq9fD?2ii=qkIIMgk7q2jC3a1rkmlhuMA

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ju2t got my beehiive maiinframe rebooted after loo2iing one of my favoriite con2tant variiable2, but II mu2t a2k @technologiicArchon what happened iin your tiimeliine two produce thii2 re2ult?!

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20ciial mediia traiiniing.

☆ a second energy drink is not unwise! a second energy drink will keep me safe!!!

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have f0ur m0re after that.

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Playiing : http2://0pen.2p0tiify.c0m/track/1R8kvV2AgNPCA2Pp4IIm1A0?2ii=zFjzZFHVRh2FfQu48vlzRg

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II had tw0 try the trend 0nce.

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liie2

Maybe. Maybe n0t, II gue22 y0u’ll never kn0w.