Sollux Captor
@technologicArchon
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Fiinally managed tw0 c0me back tw0 C0de Veiin IIII. G0nna fiinii2h that a c0uple m0re tiime2.
II’ve been briibed by 20me0ne tw0 play warrii0r cat2 when iit c0me2 0ut next m0nth. IIt wa2 a pretty huge briibe 20 II gue22 that’2 what II’m d0iing
IIt’2 a biit 0f a ma22iive dii2app0iintment that the game diid n0t liive up tw0 the hype. Liike hii2 0ne 0f the c00le2t character2 tw0 exii2t h0w diid they fuck up 20 bad.
ii wa2 waiitiing for you two griipe about iit.
Here II am tw0 deliiver. L0gan ha2 20 much c0miic pl0t tw0 g0 wiith and yet.
and fuckiing yet.
At thii2 p0iint my chiit2 are ‘w0w thii2 game relea2ed, II’ll be playiing that f0r my j0b’. But II can’t 2iit here 0n chiittr d0t iing, II g0t thiing2 tw0 d0.
W0lveriine ju2t came 0ut, g0nna have tw0 fuck ar0und wiith iit 0n 2tream.
good luck ii haven't heard good thiing2.
everyone diid bro everyone diid.
They diid 20 g00d wiith the 2piider-Man uniiver2e 2hiit. Well II g0tta 2tream iit regardle22.
W0w. The Bl00d 0f Dawnwalker c0me2 0ut 200n, II wiill 0bvii0u2ly be playiing iit.
Ju2t met the Eriidan 0f my tiimeliine and II’m n0t a fan. II’m g0nna pretend that II never met the guy.
That ii2 n0t much 0f an acc0mplii2hment, iit’2 a very l0w bar. Any0ne c0uld change theiir la2t name tw0 Amp0ra and ea2iily bec0me ‘The Be2t Amp0ra’.
Z. if it iz yet again zome thing boring i wwill cull you my zelf .Z
Z. you havve no idea wwho you are prodding at. .Z
4H4H4 Y0U’R3 50 FUNNY L177L3 F15H W3 807H KN0W Y0U W3R3N’7 80R3D.
Y0ur name ii2 liiterally riight there, II can read iit here. ‘an0ther 2elf entiitled fii2h’.
Z. you need your eyez checked. .Z
Z. i havve yet to zee any proff of your claimz. .Z
Z. you zay zuch thingz on a regular baziz boring crude laughable i havve yet to zee any thing to imprezz me .Z
wiibtah iif II threw Dave 0ff the buiildiing f0r c0mpariing my purriing tw0 a liiteral viibratw0r?
probs not
🜏 ♱ha♱s hiilarriious bu♱ also liikɛ u ♱o♱ally should do ♱ha♱. N♱A (:死亡 ♅
yes you would be the asshole jfc man you try to pay a troll a compliment and he throws a hissy fit
okay but youre not obama thats like comparing apples and lemons (you are the lemon in this context)
II wa2n’t c0mpariing my2elf tw0 hiim, II wa2 2ayiing he w0uldn’t c0n2iider iit a c0mpliiment 20 why 2h0uld II. Y0u c0uld have liiterally c0mpared iit tw0 anythiing the Englii2h language ii2 at y0ur fiingertiip2. Thii2 ii2 2tupiid, get 0n Miinecraft.
20metiime2 y0u have tw0 make an unnece22ariily large 2tw0rage 2y2tem that y0u kn0w certaiin pe0ple are g0nna iign0re tw0 iit iin 0rder tw0 make che2t m0n2ter2 everywhere anyway.
D0n’t make any m0re 0f th02e p02t2 @c0ngruentAttiitude. My heariing ii2 2tiill rec0veriing fr0m thii2 0ne.
L0L 1 d1dn’7 7h1nk 487 17 much
II haven’t p02ted much recently but II’ve been bu2y 2treamiing Black Flag Re2ynced. II am aliive.
Y0u kn0w when a p02tiing trend g0e2 0n, eventually there wiill ju2t be new pe0ple that c0me 0nliine and n0t kn0w where iit 2tarted fr0m? N0t every0ne ii2 wiilliing tw0 2cr0ll all the way d0wn the feed tw0 2ee where iit 2tarted. Y0u can’t be that 2urprii2ed 20me0ne ‘diid iit wr0ng’, when they were miimiickiing 20me0ne el2e.
II 2h0uld really a2k iit iif he want2 tw0 play 2pliit Fiictii0n. IIt w0uld ab20lutely make f0r an entertaiiniing 2tream.
🜏 gasps sub♱ly and ♱o♱ally no♱ so ɛxxxii♱ɛd iim hypɛrrvɛn♱iila♱iing ♅
D0n’t diie, we w0n’t be able tw0 play game2 iif y0u’re a gh02t. II kn0w f0r a fact. But yeah II 2aw iit and th0ught 0f y0u.
🜏 (:>死亡 ♅
II’m gettiing thii2 feeliing that he ii2 n0t the biigge2t fan 0f Dave.
II’m n0t g0nna pu2h but iif y0u liike me, y0u’ll liike hiim II’m 2ure
🜏 liikiing you iis muxh diiffɛrrɛn♱ ♱han ♱ha♱ guy, ii xould go on. my pushɛrr gonna brrɛak solluxx. urr gonna brrɛak urr biig brro♱hɛrr's pushɛrr. how doɛs ♱ha♱ makɛ u fɛɛl. ♅
C0me 0n that’2 a liittle dramatiic, h0w ii2 iit diifferent hii2 liike the human ver2ii0n 0f me whiich ii2 actually a biit weiird n0w II’m 2ayiing iit liike that
🜏 don♱ u say ♱ha♱ ɛvɛrr how xould u xomparrɛ yourrsɛlf ♱o hiim liikɛ ♱ha♱ no♱ ♱ha♱ hɛs liikɛ bad orr any♱hiing bu♱ liikɛ nɛvɛrr do ♱ha♱ agaiin ax♱ually ♅
🜏 iif ii say jk wiill u no♱ bɛ mad a♱ mɛ (:>死亡 ♅
🜏 ii xan ♱ɛll urr walliin mɛ off Luxxy plzplzplzz iim saurrrryyyyyy ♅
II am? II’m 20rry II diidn’t mean tw0, y0u’ve ju2t c0nfu2ed me. II’m really n0t that great - 20 haviing y0u re2p0nd liike II am wa2 ????? II can pr0mii2e y0u, II’m n0t mad. IIf y0u can the tiime, we can liiterally vc riight n0w.
🜏 urr ♱ha♱ grrɛa♱ ♱o mɛ ♅
II’m ju2t glad II d0n’t have any grub ph0tw02. R0tten d0e2 N0T need tw0 2ee th02e.
🜏 you would havɛ bɛɛn ♱hɛ xu♱ɛs♱ grrub, ii woulda giivɛn you so many sliixɛs of ham ♅
and y0u’ll never get tw0 2ee L0L, 2kiill ii22ue RIIP L iin the chat
🜏 ♱ha♱s wha♱ u ♱hiink <3 ♅
🜏 xxɛxxɛxxɛɛ (:死亡 ♅
🜏 (((((((((((((((((((:死亡 ♅
H0w many event2 d0e2 0ne man need tw0 have? Ju2t 0ne after an0ther wiith hiim. Get 0ff the 2tage.
🜏 iidk wha♱ urr ♱alkiing abou♱ bu♱ iim supporr♱iivɛ ♱hɛrrɛforr ii liikɛ ♱hiis xhii♱♱ ♅
II’m beiing vague becau2e II d0n’t want any 0f them 2eeiing. Hii2 fii2h a22 need2 tw0 2tay 0ff my p02t2.
R0tten ii2 an actual menace, the actual fuck. II’m puttiing my2elf up f0r ad0ptii0n
This Is Akin To That " I'm Running Away " " Thing " Some Wrigglers Do, Isn't It? #positive #aw
🜏 wha♱ diid ii ɛvɛrr do ♱o u brruh wɛ playɛd rrobloxx 2gɛ♱hɛrr ♱hɛ o♱hɛrr liigh♱ </3 ♅
An2wer y0ur palmdu2k dumba22 @tachy0nTanquam H0w ii2 20me0ne that’2 alway2 c0nnected 20 bad at re2p0ndiing?
Anyway, II thiink II’ll al20 be 2treamiing B0rderland2 4 wiith KK thii2 weekend. He d0e2n’t kn0w yet but he wiill l0l.
II wiill ab20lutely get Dave tw0 play the new grand theft autw0 game 0n my 2tream. II thiink 20metiime2 my chat liike2 hiim m0re l0l but m0ney ii2 m0ney.