dave strider
@turntechGayhead
yo chittr whats cracking
damn these bitches horny good for them but damn
i just dont think im used to seeing all these troll dicks on the tl
yo hey im so back
Jeff the Killed my Ancestor(s)
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ancestors sure are something yknow i dont really have one seeing as im a full flesh n blood human but i got an older bro/father whos pretty fucking dead
call me purple guy the way i always cum back #nsfw
fuck i should've said this man, absolute genius brain
Okay that’s fire.
fuck john and janes bday is coming up again for some reason its always a whole thing like yeah sure sure its when we played sburb but nobody gets that hyped for my birthday not that im jealous or that i want oodles of praise for being born anyone can do that making a prediction that chittr is gonna shit itself that day
but ur bday is one of my favorite dates ever considerin thats the day we got u :((((( #IWillAlwaysHypeU
roxy you always know how to make me feel like the specialest dude on the chittr feed where would i be without your neon pink guidance getting me through the dark times id be in miserable bastard city population zero currently
well idk where ud be but theres no place id rather have u than here!!! :3
its getting too sappy in this chit someone get the pancakes to pour this on but you know ditto to you about what you said but about you you get what i mean we dont need me to say it
B33 < the bday gauntlet isnt kind to us lmeow
woof
#stayawakeallnightandpassoutat4pmfriday
its #findmypages friday you can also participate in #fishingfriday but be sure to look out for my pages while walking through the forest
Done.
okay so let me get this straight 1: #freakyfriday 2: #fishingfriday 3: there are so many demons just running around anything else im missing
Fishin' Friday is err'y\/\/\/\/eek. I dunnae care fer this freakiness.
call me thats it man just call me i need someone to bro down with
I'm coming over with bagels.
I got two everything seasoning, two plain, two poppy seed. A bunch of different spreads and toppings.
(=\>.</=) Is mewr number still 867-5309.
I may be your sister, but I can still bro down.
(=\>.</=) Get ready fur the spam calls now mew'll always have a bro somewhere.
yeah broing down aint just for bros put that shit on a suburban moms wall
chittr? i hardly know er
Surprised I haven’t heard this one before.
call me oliver swift the way i be around gross sticky shit all the time and am okay with it
call me a teenager in fandom the way i be fighting anyone for their opinion
ᐖ WUT IF INSTEAᐖ U WERE FIGHTING 4 AN ONION ᐛ
buh. that's it, that's the chit. buh.
shimmy shimmy ah shimmy ah shimmy ah
swa la la la! (DRANK!) swalla la la!! ( DRANK!)
thinking about burger
holy shit thnks dude im gonna demolish that shit
call me thermal paste the way i keep it cool
B33 < my girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax) #nsfw
... .... ...????????? i don't EvEn know whErE to bEgin to unpack this.
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