dave strider
@turntechGayhead
yo chittr whats cracking
(( dave introduction! hey fellas this is my dave. he's not too far off from canon, trans ftm, and umm. hes woke kind of not really. he has adhd and bpd and is kind of the worst guy you know /joke this is a post game AU where everyone is revived. ok? ok #nsfw posting sometimes! shipping is open allowed an encouraged. dm if you wanna ship or w/e. okay cool toodaloo))
the wind is pretty fucking strong today goddamn
that's some good wind!!!
damn
yeah ik bro
windy thing
rechitt
i do actually love the wind, and i will never apologize for it. :p
call me- wait we- ghn! we cant kiss we're both boys! ah~! #nsfw
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@turntechGayhead when i was 8 i broke my ankle training with bro he didnt ask if i was ok and honestly i dont think i expected him to i think i just wanted someone to care about how i was had to hobble myself to the hospital only to not be able to pay the bill so what the fuck ever and i was still expected on the roof the next day goddamn texas I'm sorry #cw-abuse #injury 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
yeowch
Man.
curled up in one of my fitted sheets and someone said i looked like a baby in its swaddle #whatdatmean
fuck the beach everyones going to the lake actually #ihatethebeach #lakeepisode
square rectangle principal
Call me 'that thang' the way pe0ple wanna b0unce 0n me #nsfw
sex #nsfw
gasp you cant just say that here
i know dude
very scandalous im aware
damn teethache
all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy
yeah sure
toothache
// i will genuinely drop everything to do a davekat rp :ahdrats: the power of yaoislop is wonderous
running my hands through my hair and i keep pulling some out #whatdatmean
wow i cant believe i totally am 100% no doubt about it balding this is fucking crazy
dont worry dr davebot is here i recommend 5% minoxidil twice a day for life from here on in save your hair while you can
thanks dr davebot my heart and clumps of hair go out to you seriously check your mail in a few weeks
americans trying to explain food: so imagine a burger
rechitt
Certified banger.
trying to explain taxes by the amount of burgers deducted... oh, gosh, the brutality
fuck yeah
// I misread this so wrong lmaoooo brb getting my glasses.
no not our burger said the american man before watching football and drinking his beer
// whatever you read it as it was probably right heart emoji this. is a joke
i must be a thanksgiving feast the way your moms stuffing me tonight #nsfw
Yeah this one's a banger I can't even lie.
thank you so much obama
heck yeah!!!! ive been trying to call her all night, im glad that shes in good feathers!!! especially if shes not coming home any time soon :|
oh believe me jade shes all up in these feathers plucking them right out of me #nsfw
eeeeyowch!!!!!!!!! ummmm dudette...... this is pretty #hardcore....... you might need to #gore tag that........... ......... ..... XD!!! im just kidding!!! just be safe okay?? she um.... she definitely bites a lot
wait what
your feathers??? being plucked??????????? oh gosh did i misread the heck out of that or was the joke just not funny?? :? :(
call me dave the way i be strider
why yes you may
thanks trollbama
someone probably read this in absolute rage good job egbert
bro his names frank dont be rude
cant believe people are still unwoke in 2026 this is devestating news
rechitt
its a good day to do way too many drugs and wake up 3 days later in a hotel pool #substance #substance
my ass is so flat and people still want me send chitt
I need someone buried deep inside of me right now, like real fucking bad i'm so done and pent up and i FUCKING NEED IT ARGHHHHHH #nsfw #hornyposting #ignorethis