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yo chittr whats cracking

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the wind is pretty fucking strong today goddamn

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We have eyes, Dave.

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that's some good wind!!!

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damn

yeah ik bro

you just have to love some strong wind! :D

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windy thing

the windy thing is just so important!!!!!

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rechitt

i do actually love the wind, and i will never apologize for it. :p

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call me- wait we- ghn! we cant kiss we're both boys! ah~! #nsfw

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yeowch

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curled up in one of my fitted sheets and someone said i looked like a baby in its swaddle #whatdatmean

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fuck the beach everyones going to the lake actually #ihatethebeach #lakeepisode

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Lake Has Beach

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square rectangle principal

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sex #nsfw

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...w(.ᐟ)ah... it's...real...

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gasp you cant just say that here

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Sex

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i know dude

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very scandalous im aware

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damn teethache

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all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy

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𝗙𝙡ሃ 𝔚𝔥itɘ ɢ𝕦𝕪

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yeah sure

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toothache

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// i will genuinely drop everything to do a davekat rp :ahdrats: the power of yaoislop is wonderous

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running my hands through my hair and i keep pulling some out #whatdatmean

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dude you *might* be balding

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wow i cant believe i totally am 100% no doubt about it balding this is fucking crazy

dont worry dr davebot is here i recommend 5% minoxidil twice a day for life from here on in save your hair while you can

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thanks dr davebot my heart and clumps of hair go out to you seriously check your mail in a few weeks

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americans trying to explain food: so imagine a burger

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== AMER""I""CANS BE EAT""I""NG CHEESED BURGER ==

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rechitt

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Certified banger.

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trying to explain taxes by the amount of burgers deducted... oh, gosh, the brutality

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@barackObama[BO]

fuck yeah

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// I misread this so wrong lmaoooo brb getting my glasses.

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no not our burger said the american man before watching football and drinking his beer

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// whatever you read it as it was probably right heart emoji this. is a joke

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call me dave the way i be strider

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why yes you may

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thanks trollbama

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strider? i barely know 'er!

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someone probably read this in absolute rage good job egbert

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shirley u cant b serious!!

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bro his names frank dont be rude

my b im sorry 4 no respectin his transition

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cant believe people are still unwoke in 2026 this is devestating news

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#rolalisoverparty

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my ass is so flat and people still want me send chitt

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someone fuck me so hard i cant think straight #nsfw

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thats My SPECIALTY lil DuDe ;o)

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fuck yeah dms are open dawg get to it for legal reasons this is a joke

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sweating my ass off rn

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just jerked my shit so hard i saw white for sec who want me #nsfw

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Hmm.

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yeah id be at a loss for words too

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Yes!

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ddurnk off my ass andim boreds aasf whhows up #substances

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period cramps lowkey make me wanna kill myself this is bidens america

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yeah official apologies for my last post i just woke up and needed to post something "think before i speak"

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