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@arachnidsGripes

If I could sum up my life in one line, I would die of em8arrassment.

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If any8ody wants help not 8eing a music streaming payoink8east anymore, reply to this chit and I will teach you how to pir8 that shit like a real gam8lignant!!!!!!!!

Fat fucking purr8east digging her claws into my 8icep and purring 8ecause she loves me soooooooo much. Same, sister. Same.

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<3-I'm-like-if-you-took-awesome-sauce-and-made-it-epic-style.

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Farewell, this 8itter tongue You spoke your lessons falling down, talking out And 8r8king silence Despite the harm you've done You swallowed your rejection well, amplified Sing your song alone, trace your footsteps home #lyricposting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ylXyvJC_I

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Bitches

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| yeah, .i'm .a bitch. what you gonna do .about that?

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Noothing i doon't care foor yoou edgeloord

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you ranng

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Helloo is this the bitch hootline

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yeah this is the bitch hotlinne what kinnd of bitch are you lookinng for

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

The bitchest bitch available

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #YEAH!!!!!!!! https://i.gyazo.com/b08f2ce7dd8f8b4a093b1d317e378d8b.gif

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My what an enthusiastic ejaculation! Has anything in particular given you the zoomies this evening?

Is a girl not allowed to vaguepost her excitement anymore????????

Seeeeeeeecret. ::::)

❌🤷‍♀️ ^.^

Normally when I have a secret I don't broadcast my reaction to it for all to see but then again I don't really have that many secrets anymore so maybe I'm just out of practice!

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YEAH.

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That's literally the saddest thing I've ever heard get said. I loooooooove having secrets.

Yeah. ::::)

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

#yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is the part where I would quote Frodo Baggins if I were confident enough in your Terran media literacy to assume you understood the reference.

Didn't know candy preferences would 8e SO fucking incendiary. Good grief.

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Two packages of Star8ursts and they're 8oth all lemon. It's going to 8e one of those nights, isn't it? ::::/

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highkey ill take them like damn

You would think that, wouldn't you?

Like I said! I already 8 them!

ok so why did you eat them if you dont like them

Liking something the least doesn't mean you don't like them at all, 8ird8rain.

then damn youre complaining for no reason huh

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Do me a huuuuuuuuge fucking solid and look up what the word "gripe" means for me.

hahaha youre fun

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Aren't I just? ::::D

highkey yea

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Did iiii do that?? ::::)

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And if you're hurting I will replace the noise With silence instead Flushing out your head If you like it violent We can play rough and tum8le Fall into 8ed And I won't 8reathe so you can recover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEAD5rqIsyg #lyricposting #siiiiiiiigh<3

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https://youtu.be/zEAD5rqIsyg

i'm vriska i'm so nice 8ut No8ody ever 8elieves me...

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Have yov tried demonstrating this niceness.

no fuck off I h8 you

Please do not waste yovr emotions on me.

Belief is ★ we★ker troll's vice. Force them to f★ce re★lity.

8itches acquiiiiiiiired! #2for1 #8igsavings

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Some of you 8itches really need to get 8etter quirks.

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

come 88 on this spread

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What spread? XXXXD

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

my money spread bitch

I repeat: what spread?

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

youre bein purposefully obtuse

Who, meeeeeeee?

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

youre makin me angry kitten

Yeah? And what are you going to do a8out it, 8rine-sucker?

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

i need to be clear are wwe doin a bit is this a bit or are you tryin to reignite an old flame

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305 til the day I die.... if it wasn't for Alternia, I wouldn't be who I am. Love ya, daleee

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One like and I'll throw rocks through Equius's windows until he fixes our desalin8or. #wheresmyfuckingwater

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Well, twist my arm I guess! Time to start hucking!!!!!!!!

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

important question do the other reacts count as their owwn separate technical like to the post or does it specifically only havve to be a like askin for rock throwwin reasons

No, they don't. Like my post or you're not getting a rock dedic8ed in your honor.

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For each one you throw a bigger rock

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Ran out of hot water 8efore I was done enjoying the hot water. >::::(

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

rip. cold shower, 8 dead 8888 injured.

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@totesGruesome[TG]

dming him all the dirty thoughts tht pop in my head while hes sleepin rite nxt 2 me so he can read em when he wakes up like its a fuckin itenerary #nsfw

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

You’re absolutely disgusting

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@totesGruesome[TG]

nuh uh

[|87 :: Absolutely peak

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Yeah huh

If any8ody wants help not 8eing a music streaming payoink8east anymore, reply to this chit and I will teach you how to pir8 that shit like a real gam8lignant!!!!!!!!

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Soooooooo close to having seven thousand tracks on my gru8top, which is 8asically 8k when you think a8out it!!!!!!!!

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The difference 8etween seven thousand and 8 thousand is negligi8le when you can make it up in, like, two or three days!

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

wwell then make a neww post in twwo three days instead a makin stupid math mistakes like some grub

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8itch, have you never heard of rounding up???????

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

yeah and im doin it for you you almost got 7k as you sound almost 7k equals 7k rounded up swweetheart

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💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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Wish I could h8 a chit more than once.

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

oh sorry i saww i missed an emoji heres twwo more 😎😎

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You want me soooooooo 8ad it makes you look stupid.

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

youre the one hatin on my chits not me actually i cant help stupidity wwhen it doesnt wwant to be helped

i✟s hard as fuck being really cool and chill and shredded and good a✟ every✟hing i do lol

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fuck you

nice h✟✟ps://iili.io/BGdqjEb.png

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Die.

u die firs✟

Nope you

jus mad im good a✟ every✟hing

0bv10us1y, 0ne w0u1d have t0 be stup1d 0r s0meth1ng t0 n0t see a11 that p0tent1a1 that y0u have there 101

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real as shi✟

fu11 0f p0tent1a1 1ndeed

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Fuck yeah! Tits on the timeline!

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