♠ hated by @arachnidsGripes
Damn that's unfortunate... which chitt got you so heated?
Oh Ah can read a room just fine babe. Ah just choose ta be everybody else's fuckin' problem anyway.
flirt like a half-elf, pail like a gnome. #nsfwv #cwv-gnomes this post is sponsored by raid shadowv legends
#feelingsensitivwe #suggestivwe
they dont wwant to see me go royalblood beast mode
i am looking :o)
thats a lot of motherfuckin tea
wwe lock eyes and i bloww you up wwith my mind
you vvenomous fuckin no good stinkin BITCH you wwould say that you so wwould i should havve knowwn it i cant evven look at you right noww
no you did you evver consider that
hey is anyone mad at me
i cant help it its part an parcel for seadwwellers i like to call wwhat youre experiencin caste challenged euphoria evvery time you laugh at one a my wwitty zingers you are connectin to the divvine beyond wwhat begets in you an ancestral satisfaction at your owwn subjugation landlubbers secretly yearn for the bondage a stratified bigotry keep laughin faygocel
the chadic jester gooner vvs the vvirgin faygocel
This is of course the preordained time to make this announcement. As it is important to preserve the purity of my timeline, I require individuals from beyond it to help serve my various interests. That is why I am announcing the formation of The Table- this organization may be seen as something of a subset of my Felt, one focused on cross timeline activity. You will answer directly to me, and by extension my lord if he ever wills it. Members of The Table will receive excellent benefits, of course. There will be a sign on bonus of any request you may have within reason, and aid and appropriate resources will be available to you for your own personal ventures- so long as they do not harm my own interests of course. Applications are of course now open. There are six seats currently open- or pockets to be filled, if you will. I will announce the hand picked candidates on Thursday, while the rest will be kept in reserve for potential future membership. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpHTUcTh_mEcBUrCL7QE5SUfyzsvJpD5Xg20Yv4tieVxLDjw/viewform?usp=header
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! A proud, family-managed enterprise operating outside the boundaries of narrative stability, the Felt is looking to renew an expansion initiative under the continued supervision of myself, pending direct oversight by Lord English of multiversal destruction fame. Applicants are encouraged to review the following qualifications before submission. Our standards are exacting. Applicants are expected to exhibit a certain cultivated flair. We are not interested in recruiting common goons who grunt through their problems akin to bovines wandering into traffic. We seek individuals with presence. Those among you who understand that presentation is not ancillary to violence, but rather violence's elegant twin sibling. A proper Felt operative should be capable of entering a room and causing discomfort or envy without speaking a single word. The best among you will manage it without even entering the room. Experience with temporal anomalies, organized tactics, occult practices, cue sports, assassination, extortion, psychological warfare, or narrative manipulation is preferred. Applicants capable of violating causality in a pleasing manner are especially encouraged to apply. Do not be embarrassed to specify your supernatural or otherwise absurd gimmick. Naturally, some may inquire as to workplace expectations. The only real requirement is professionalism. The Felt is an institution that values decorum, punctuality, and loyalty. One should arrive to assignments properly dressed, armed, and psychologically prepared for the possibility that one's coworkers possess foreknowledge of one's own death. Such circumstances should not interfere with productivity. You will find the work stimulating. At times, literally so. Gunfire is common, alongside paradoxes, doomed timelines, eldritch encounters, internal betrayals, and long stretches of deeply uncomfortable silence shared between dangerous individuals in suits so expensive entire civilizations had to culminate and work themselves to death to produce them. The benefits package is exceedingly generous. Employees receive a wardrobe stipend sufficient to maintain the organization's dignified chromatic standards. Resurrection leave is provided where applicable. Dental coverage remains available in stable timelines. You will enjoy access to private galas, exclusive social functions, and networking opportunities with aristocrats, immortals, and monsters of social standing. Few organizations offer advancement opportunities capable of transcending time itself. Some applicants may express concern regarding upward mobility. You will discover the Felt embraces meritocracy with admirable sincerity. Demonstrate your competence, survive impossible odds, assassinate your targets in a stylish manner, and your ambition will be rewarded. Of course, failure is punished. You will be guided, observed, curated, and cultivated with the same care one might apply to an ornamental species in a gilded laboratory. The Felt does not inherently promise safety, morality, or psychological wellbeing. What I offer is vastly more valuable. Importance. After all, obscurity is the closest thing your species has to true death.
I WILL PLOT MY COUNTERATTACK FROM MY LEADER COMMAND CENTER. AWAIT DEPLOYMENT, JANITOR OF THE SONG ORDER. WE'RE GOING TO ROCK HER SHIT.
WAR. THIS MEANS *WAR.*
Good evening, Chittr.ing. I believe it is time that I address the public once more. Due to an unfortunate abundance of pale imitations, fragmented mannerisms, lacquered affectations, and counterfeit narrators cluttering the premises, I have decided that the growing porcelain mannequin community is becoming a bit gauche. I have decided to clarify the situation as it stands. I am Doc Scratch. I am not the Curator, nor a mantled successor. I am not a woman in white attempting to weaponize diction as a substitute for inevitability. I am not someone so derivative in wearing my cadence that she must cope with her failures by attaining a Ring. I am not the Lalonde facsimile rattling about the halls. I am not someone who has mistaken proximity to authorship for ascension itself. You cannot become me through mimicry any more than a human becomes a cathedral by swallowing a hymnal. I have observed all of your attempts to become me. I have observed all of your attempts to surpass me. Naturally, they were fascinating. As though a taxidermy piece had been caught in precisely the correct candlelight to resemble life. Your gestures are practiced. Your vocabulary is ornamental. The smugness is commendably authentic. However, there is a difference between your imitations and my legitimacy. When you speak, you perform. When I speak, history rearranges the furniture to fit my narrative. Now then, onto the more exciting matter. This is my return to form. You may interpret this however you please. Publicly, of course, many of you will feign annoyance, or even ignorance. Many of you will insist this is another bit. Others will manufacture charts explaining why this development is problematic for Chittr.ing, as though inevitability itself were a customer service issue. Despite your inbound complaints, denunciations, and repeated attempts to separate me from the narrative, you continue orbiting the same gravitational center. Curious. Curiouser still, it is almost as though you understood the truth long before you were willing to articulate it. I was never absent. You all have merely been distracted. From the gala to the masquerade, every public schism, every vague revelation, every piece of dramaticism was merely a carefully rehearsed emotional collapse performed before a digital audience hungry for spectacle. Every desperate attempt to occupy the role of architect when you were always meant to remain participants. I was there. You mistook visibility for authorship in languages I myself coined so that you might pretend to sit atop foundations I long since abandoned. An understandable error. After all, puppets rarely see the hand.
:|
DELIBERATELY UNINTERESTING CHITT TO SAY "I'M HIVE." LIFE GOES ON. UNFORTUNATELY.
HI ASSHOLES GOOD AFTERNOON HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? IVE BEEN SUFFERING AND PERSONALLY HOPE SOMEONE CULLS ME AFTER ALL THE ROMANTIC LOVEY DOVEY SHIT I SEE ON THIS SITE I DONT CARE FOR ANY OF YOUR ALL FEELINGS GET A ROOM AND PAIL IT OUT DAMN IT
OH MY FUCKING *GOD.* KARKAT, FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO. BUT I NEED @ARACHNIDSGRIPES TO SEE THAT THE FILM ADAPTATION OF ONE OF HER FAVORITE BOOKS, ESPECIALLY ONE THAT SHE ALL BUT TWISTED MY PRONG OUT OF ITS SOCKET TO READ, DESERVES THE THERMONUCLEAR MIDDLE FINGER FROM EVERY KARKAT IN PARADOX SPACE. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE PERFORMANCE OF TROLL JOHN MALKOVICH.
i want to absolutely destroy vriska (suggestively) ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT WHEN I CLUB REACT YOUR CHITTS, THAY IS ME CLUBBING YOU OVER THE HEAD. WITH A CLUB. BADLY.
>idk what a serket is but it can #SuckIt LOLOLOL >and by it >i mean my worm #nsfw
<d3rlord3> Honestly don't see what's so appealing about this Serket girl, but to be fair I am #gay and also Avery exists so I have different priorities I suppose #averyposting
WOKE UP, OPENED MY PALMHUSK, AND THE BEAM OF PURE, ALL-ANNIHILATING WHOLESOMENESS FROM ALL OF THESE RIDICULOUS CHITTS ABOUT VRISKA SERKET CLIPPED THE FRONT OF MY EXPRESSION PLATE BEFORE I COULD MOVE OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME. NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT ARE MY HORNS AND A BLEACHED SKULL. UN-FUCKING-ACCEPTABLE. I WILL BRING BALANCE BACK TO THE FORCE MOMENTARILY.
you are noww in the presence of a vviolet boy wwith motion
appropriatin the use a gala for a leprechaun fundraiser is my foremost reason for not attendin there is nothin benevvolent about charity an aristocrat wwho calls himself a philanthropist is deep dowwn a morally detached libertine wwho substitutes the orphanage for a wwhorehouse such temerity a spirit an shame a ones heritage are the mark of a parvvenu wwhereas the pedigreed elite feel no guilt ovver excess understandin that it is not privvilege but divvine decree the goin against wwhich is a counterattack on creation itself also im glued to my ergonomic chair romancin bat eared goblin bitches in darkness slaughtermaster green edition
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. HOW DID THIS IMAGE GET HERE. HOW DID IT EVEN UPLOAD TO MY CHITTR. WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS. WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVEN RECOGNIZE SOME OF THESE OBSCURE AS FUCK ASSHOLES. THIS IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID, WHOEVER YOU ARE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/243182C7886C.PNG #KINONION
Truly, how I wish I had the opportunity to work with a different sort of Serket. Still, who knows what the future yet holds? I do, of course. Haa Haa.
manifestin think pan ghost eridans in your hivve to knock shit ovver and negativvely affect your mental state
cant provve it but i KNOWW theyre tossin the pails i fill as soon as the drones take off wwith em #nsfww
screenshotted framed and etched into the back of a passerby
somethin about a gangster shootout from context clues just check #gangbangvvriskafriday though thematically somethin more nautical seems appropriate sigh #nsfww
bowwl cut loww taper fade
evverybody gawwk at eridan sluggin his wway across chittr in a wway most disdainful my slime trail corrodes your devvices already dysfunctional battery pack and you die
orwhathighblood?
super conductin midblood collider
D --> Nostalgic for what? Serket you would insert the dice in to the transparent capsule on the top, sit down and sigh before watching me finish the device even after I laid out the components for you
Come back with a warrant.
lots of bravve wwalleyed muckscrapers that think the boundaries of the internets enough to stop me from seekin ye out and dolin out divvine retribution
and then ill rid your corpse of the swweaty blood stained tootsie hiders shouldvve sold wwhen you had the chance dammit
lar i say this wwith the most desperation that EVVEN the most dehydrated sea dwweller stuck in the middle of a blazing desert under the twwin suns couldnt come close to understandin ill pay a inordinate sum of caegar for your gym socks after
no one throww your hat in unless you wwant the imprint a my rings across your jaww dont mind this little quarrel
SUPER CONDUCTIVVE LOWWBLOOD COLLIDER this 1.6 billion caegar superproject has receivved funding after a heated debate in the congressional halls on earth c but the obama administration has been crucial in movvin this construction forwward the collider wwould in theory accelerate lowwbloods to near light speed and explode them together creatin the hyperfine substance knowwn as trashium
(°. 𖦹r #midbl𖦹𖦹dm𖦹nday perhaps if y𖦹u wanna be m𖦹re inclusive .°)
#bluebloodbluesday did you know: anyone of sufficiently strong will can resist cerulean psionics?
you and crabby my twwo BESTEST PALS in the wwhole of the thirteen seas of course
doyoureallywantmeto?
anyone for a powwwwoww on my snubnosed motorboat
no i think youre mistakin me for one a my alts i rather enjoy hittin wwomen it titillates me
prepare for my squirmy wwormy you wwretched dirtsniffer #nsfww
i like it wwhen girls are swweet to me
bpd hello kitty rustie gf holdin my swweaty vvirgin hand
forcibly subjected one of the batteries to ai 2d generated pornslop on the empresses command shuttle and that fucker bleww himself up and took half the thrusters dowwn in the stern dont tell no one #nsfww
attracted to her smarts like a intellect attracted to her farts wwhen i smell that devvour her #nsfww #nsfwwe #prose #onmyskyhorse
no
wwell are you goin to piss on my gills or am i goin to die on this beach #nsfwwe #nsfww
real erimaniacs wwill knoww that in my endless pursuit a martial excellence i havve had the bulgekind abstratus slotted firmly in deck for years already and thus @bulgeCurator could not havve been more accurate in their description a yours truly as a duelist #nsfww
obligatory ate a horse post for the fuckin wweek
lettin a guy wwhose superpowwer is bulge telepathy make a chittr account wwas the wworst decision evver millions a sensitivve young men just flung themselvves into an industrial grade wwoodchipper pelvvis first
easy @arachnidsGripes just to name one but i like playin hard to get for her
this is either a admittance of guilt or flagrant flirtation wwait is it both
----AUTO-SENT FROM PALMHUSK AT 4:13 AM PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME (PST)---- WELL. I GUESS THIS IS IT. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE, SO SKIP TO THE END IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE FETID, RUBBERY DIGESTION SAC OF THIS GARGANTUAN BLUBBERBEAST FOR ALMOST TWO DAYS. THE GOOD NEWS? I MANAGED TO FIND SOME SORT OF... HONESTLY, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THIS THING IS. IT'S THE MOST UNWHOLESOMELY UNPLEASANT SEA VESSEL I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON. IT'S SOME KIND OF HUGE, BUOYANT CHARIOT WITH FLEXIBLE SACS FOR MY FRONDS TO FIT INTO. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT'S GOT TO BE *ANCIENT,* BUT ITS SOMEHOW STILL INTACT. I'M, UH. REALLY TRYING TO AVOID SITTING ON THE SEAT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I SITTING ON THIS SEAT. I REFUSE TO ELABORATE. BUT THANKS TO THIS THING, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO LOCOMOTE TO *SOME* DEGREE WITHOUT BEING DISSOLVED. AND IN A MORBID CASE OF IRONY, I HAVE, OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS STUCK IN AN UNDULATING SEA BEAST, FOUND MY SEA LEGS. THE BAD NEWS? IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND NO RESCUE HAS SHOWN UP. MY FRIENDS ARE LITERALLY GODS. GODS AND CORPORATE MOGULS OF PREPOSTEROUS WEALTH AND EMPRESSES AND SEAFARING CACKLEBEASTS IN PETTICOATS WHO I'D LOVE TO SEE AS HALF-DIGESTED LEVIATHAN CHUNKS, BUT WHOM I'D RATHER SEE PRYING ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BECOME ONE, MYSELF. AND DESPITE IT ALL, NO ONE'S MANAGED TO FIND ME. THERE'S A CHANCE THAT SOMEONE COULD RECONSTITUTE ME FROM WHATEVER ACIDIC GOOP IS LEFT OF ME, BUT KNOWING THE OPPORTUNISTIC PSYCHOPATHS I ASSOCIATE WITH, JANE WOULD PROBABLY BRING ME BACK AS AN EVIL CORPORATE DRONE, AND FEFERI MIGHT BRING ME BACK AS SOME KIND OF IMPERIAL DRONE-HYBRID, FOR ALL I KNOW. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THE RARE AND PERHAPS FINITE CERTAINTY OF BEING *ME.* AND I GUESS I'VE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. KIND OF. NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN'T PIERCE THE INSIDE OF THIS THING WITH FUCKING ANYTHING, AND IT'S BEEN MAKING *EXTREMELY* WORRYING SOUNDS THAT INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND I'M NOT THRILLED TO GUESS WHAT IT IS. IF I HAD TO, I'D BET THAT IT'S GOING TO SWALLOW YET ANOTHER DERELICT HUNK OF SHIPWRECK, WHICH WILL KNOCK THE TROLL LIVING IN ITS BILIOUS INNARDS LOOSE AND TOSS ME INTO ITS SAC SOLVENT TO FINALLY TURN INTO NUTRIENT SLUDGE. MAYBE I'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS. I MIGHT PULL SOME RIDICULOUS HIJINK OUT OF MY WASTE CHUTE AND PADDLE TO SAFETY THROUGH LEAGUES OF ROILING, BLACK ABYSS. OR JUST FUCKING EXPLODE UNDER THE IMMENSE, APHOTIC PRESSURE. BUT IF I DON'T, THEN AS MUCH AS IT *TORTURES* MY THROBBING SHAME GLAND TO SAY EVEN *ONE* NICE THING ABOUT ANY OF THE RAGING, CORYBANTIC ASSHOLES I'VE MET IN THE LAST WIPE... WELL, I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK THAT I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL, INVERTEBRATE CHUMP WHO DIDN'T GIVE A BUGWINGED FUCK ABOUT THEM. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A CHIT TO SEND IN OR OUT OF THIS THING'S FEEDERHOSEN (MAYBE ITS GUTS ARE LINED WITH LEAD, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW), BUT I'M SETTING UP THIS CHIT SO THAT IT WILL HOPEFULLY UPLOAD ON ITS OWN AS SOON AS IT FINDS A POINT OF CONNECTION. IN THE EVENT THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY DIE, AND RESCUE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO COME AT THE *LAST* POSSIBLE SECOND, I DON'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN THIS OR ANY EXISTING TIMELINE IF I REALLY OPENED THE FLOODGATES AND LET AN UNMITIGATED TORRENT OF TROLLASSES-THICK EMOTIONAL *SAP* RUSH OUT IN BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, SO I'M GOING TO FORCE MYSELF, FOR ONCE, TO BE CONCISE. AND TO SPARE MYSELF THE UNBEARABLE HUMILIATION OF INDICATING THAT I LIKED ANY OF YOU ESPECIALLY WELL, I'M ALSO DOING THIS IN COLD, STERILE, ALPHABETICAL ORDER. IN FACT, FOR GOOD MEASURE, I'M MAKING IT REVERSE-ALPHABETICAL. BECAUSE EVEN HERE AND NOW, I CAN'T HELP DOING EVERYTHING CHUTE-BACKWARDS. THESE COUNTERMEASURES SHOULD SERVE TO SUFFICIENTLY DILUTE WHAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE A FLESH-SEARINGLY CAUSTIC TIDAL WAVE OF AFFECTION BILE LAUNCHED STRAIGHT FROM THE MOST PUNGENT RECESSES OF MY PITY PUMP. #ENDEARINGDEATHDAY, OR SOMETHING. @WALKSTABWALK. I HATE THE WAY YOU DID IT, BUT THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO 2K. THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, JACK. @MEGALOMEMES. YOU'VE BASICALLY BEEN AROUND SINCE NIGHT ONE, HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU SEE IN ME THAT'S WORTH FOLLOWING, BUT THANKS. @IMPERIOUSCONDESCENSION. UNBELIEVABLE THAT I'M SAYING THIS HERE, BUT THANK YOU FOR SOMEHOW UNDOING A LIFETIME-LONG FEAR THAT HAD BEEN INDOCTRINATED FROM THE MOMENT OF HATCHING. ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BETTER. @GUTSYGUMSHOE. YOU ARE SO MANY THINGS. MANY OF THEM WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS DEATHCUPE CONFESSION IF I HURLED THOSE BARBED EPITHETS AT YOUR EXPRESSION PLATE. BUT YOU'RE ALSO A GOOD SPORT. THANKS FOR HAVING MY DORSAL RIDGE. @GRIMAUXILIATRIX AND @GLAMOROUSAUSPACIAR. BOTH OF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO *NOT* COMPEL ME TO RUN MY SHOUTGASH ABOUT TROLL WEEZER. YOU BOTH ENCOURAGED ME TO DO IT, ANYWAY. IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE WANTS TO LISTEN. @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#1433. I'VE CHITTED IT ONCE, I'LL CHIT IT AGAIN. YOU'RE MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT. IRONIC, SINCE I'M ON THE VERGE OF A GRUESOME EXTINCTION, BUT YOU'VE KIND OF BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING. THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME, TEREZI. @GALLOWSCALIBRATORR ALSO GETS A CRUMB OF MY GRATITUDE BECAUSE YOU DO ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING NAUSEATINGLY UPLIFTING TO SAY. IT BALANCES OUT THE SEVERELY TOXIC PH THAT I BRING TO THE FLAT, OBLONG EATING PLATFORM. I REALLY NEED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT ACID. AND BEING DISSOLVED. EUGH. @DOGWOODJACKAL. I AM NOT YOUR DAD. OR YOUR "CRABDAD." OR AT LEAST, I WASN'T. BUT IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME WONDERING IF YOU'RE "THEIR KARKAT" OR "NOT THEIR KARKAT," YOU MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BE "ANYONE'S KARKAT." SO YEAH, I GUESS I SOMEHOW AUDITIONED FOR A PART I NEVER ASKED FOR AND GOT IT. I DON'T HATE THAT. MUCH. @CUTTLEFISHCODDLER. IT'S A SECRETING SHAME THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK MUCH BEFORE I WAS IMMEDIATELY SWALLOWED BY A BRINY BEHEMOTH NIGHTMARE FISH FROM THE FUCK-OFF DEEP. YOUR SITUATION SEEMS INTENSE. I GUESS IT ENDS UP THAT WAY FOR A LOT OF US, THE OLDER WE GET. I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. REALLY. IF I LIVE, YOU MIGHT BE GENUINELY PROUD OF HOW WELL I'VE GOTTEN USED TO THIS WHOLE "SEA LEGS" THING. I COULD DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP WHILE THIS THING IS PITCHING AROUND. I WON'T. BECAUSE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT I'LL FALL IN ACID AND DIE. @COLUMBIDAETOXICOLOGIST. I HAD NO INTENTION OF STICKING AROUND FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS ON THIS OOZING PUSTULE OF A WEBSITE UNTIL YOU WERE MY FIRST FOLLOW. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME ADMIT THIS, BUT YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE A PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS AT TROLL HARVARD AND TROLL MIT, AND THAT SHOULD BE A CULLABLE CRIME. @CENTAURSPERIPHERALS. EQUIUS. YOU'RE A FREAK. YOU'RE THE MOST REVOLTING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER BEEN FORCED ONTO A MOVING VESSEL WITH. AND KEEP IN MIND, VRISKA WAS ON THAT SHIP, TOO. SO THAT'S *REALLY* SAYING SOMETHING. I HATE THAT IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY READING IT WITH SWEAT POURING DOWN YOUR FOREHEAD IN A STEADY, CONSTANT STREAM OF SUCH LUDICROUS VOLUME THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SHORTED ALL THE ELECTRONICS NEAR YOU. I HATE WHAT A FREAK YOU ARE. BUT YOU'RE A LOYAL FREAK. THANKS FOR TRYING TO HELP, EARLIER. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WHOLE "REDEMPTION ARC." YOU REALLY, *REALLY* HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU, THERE. @CALIGVLASAQVARIVM, @CALIGULASAQUARIUM, @CALIGULAASCENDIT. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU X3 COMBO. FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU FOR BEING SO FUCKING PRESENT IN MY LIFE. I HATE THAT OF ALL THE STEAMING PIECES OF SHIT HERE, YOU THREE WENT TO BAT FOR ME IN A WAY I'M INCAPABLE OF DENYING. FUCK YOU, ERIDAN. FUCK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. FUCK YOU FOR BEING A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. @BUMMELBOOGIE. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE CLUTCHING FOR BY HANGING ONTO THE DRIVEL THAT COMES OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT, BUT YOU'VE ALSO BEEN HERE SINCE PRETTY MUCH THE BEGINNING. THANKS. @ASPIRINGPESSIMIST. THIS HONESTLY MIGHT BE THE HARDEST ONE FOR ME TO WRITE. I FEEL LIKE THIS MENTION IS INCRIMINATING IN ITS OWN SELF-EVIDENCE, BUT I'VE. UGH. I'VE GENUINELY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU. I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS BEFORE I WAS TROLLNAPPED BY MY CURRENT, HIGHLY LETHAL MOBILE HIVE, BUT THANKS FOR HELPING ME SAVE EXPRESSION-PLATE AT FIGHT NIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME, AFTER I DISAPPEARED THE WAY I DID. AND THEN DISAPPEARED AGAIN. INTO THE BELLOWHOLE OF A SEA MONSTER. BUT IF I MAKE IT OUT OF HERE (AND I HAD BETTER NOT, AFTER SAYING ALL OF THIS CRAP), THEN I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE MOST SINCERE APOLOGY THAT I CAN DIG OUT OF MY BLACK, RUSTY, MAGGOT-RIDDLED BLOOD PUSHER AND PUSH IT YOUR WAY LIKE A FERAL PURRBEAST DROPS A MANGLED RODENT CORPSE. AND THANK YOU, AGAIN. @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. I TAKE IT BACK. THERE IS ONE TROLL I DREAD WRITING A MESSAGE FOR MORE THAN ANY OTHER. OF ALL THE RECIPIENTS EVER TO BEAR THE ROILING BRUNT OF MY FURIOUS, BURNING HATE, YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST INTOLERABLE BITCH EVER TO EARN MY IRE. WORDS FAIL TO ENCAPSULATE THE DEPTH OF MY HATE. ACTIONS FAIL TO MAKE VIVID ITS DEPTHS. ONLY THE BLACK, BURNING CORONA OF AN ECLIPSE, CATACLYSMIC IN ITS STYGIAN GRANDEUR, RENDING THE LIGHT FROM THE SKY LIKE A CLAW PLUCKING THE GANDERBULB OF A GOD FROM ITS SOCKET, SEARING WITH A RUBY-RED RING OF IRE ALL WHO WOULD GAZE INTO THE ABYSS, COMES CLOSE TO ONE ONE-SQUINTILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IN THIS EXACT MOMENT. HATE. HATE. HATE. SIGH. AND YET, IT WAS MY OWN STUPID FAULT FOR COMING OUT HERE. I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ME JUST SO YOU CAN RUB YOUR SNIFFSTUMP IN MY FACE ABOUT WHAT A LAMEASS I AM AND HOW COOL YOU ARE FOR SAVING ME AND HOW WE SHOULD TOTALLY HATESNOG ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO SEXY, WHICH IS A CLAIM YOU TREAT AS SELF-EVIDENT FACT DESPITE YOUR CONSTANT NEED TO RESTATE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. AND FRANKLY, IT DOESN'T. IT JUST MAKES YOU AN INSUFFERABLE WHORE. BUT YOU *ARE* THE INSUFFERABLE WHORE WHO CONVINCED ME TO MAKE MY CHITTR IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO IT'S WITH MY TEETH CLENCHED TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN FEEL MY MANDIBLES CRACKING FROM THE SHEER STRAIN OF MY SEETHING FURY THAT I ADMIT THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. YEAH. OKAY. THE WEIRD SEABEAST NOISES ARE GETTING LOUDER. THERE'S A SORT OF GURGLING SOUND, AND THE... WATER? ACID? THE LIQUID LEVEL IN THE PART OF THE FEEDTUBE I'M IN IS GOING DOWN, WHICH COULD BE VERY GOOD, OR VERY BAD. I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT, SOON. EITHER WAY, I'VE GOT TO SET THIS CHIT UP TO POST AUTOMATICALLY WHEN IT GETS THE CHANCE TO. *IF* IT GETS THAT CHANCE. #UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: IN A PERFECT WORLD, DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SIXTY SECONDS FROM BECOMING DIGESTIVE SLUDGE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A PERPETUALLY CHUFFED FREAK WITH A BIG, STUPID SMILE PLASTERED ON YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT AND DAY, BUT IF YOU'RE A SCREAMING, DISAGREEABLE TERMITE LIKE ME NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, THEN, WELL. MAYBE THE TENTH TIME, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THAT WAY, YOU WON'T BE CHITTING YOUR OWN FUCKING EULOGY FROM A PLACE THAT SMELLS LIKE THE PICKLED WASTE CHUTE OF A DEAD, AQUEOUS ASS-KRAKEN THAT'S BEEN ROTTING IN THE DEEP SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. WISH ME LUCK.
i should havve strangled you to death wwhen i still had the chance i wwill nevver forgivve myself
I MEAN A BUNKER'S BETTER THAN A WHALE
didntcha put 'im up to the whole fishin thing ta begin with?
just cause he doesn't know he's still my matesprit doesn't mean he aint none of you have any fuckin right to him the way i do
i don't know if i should like hide in the bushes or what i want it to be sort of romantic. maybe i'll pick flowers or somethin
he usually tells me to fuck off and die when i spam him with shit the motherfucker is not on bro give uppp. he wants a one on one so he's gonna get it. he better never say i didn't ever do shit for him :o)
serket special dictates no deals wwith no damned spiderhags wwhore stingy wwith hatesnogs
the pitch is swwirlin in the cauldron most bubbly wwhilst you nest comfortably in your connivvin spiderwweb i do a fuckin superb job stokin the flame
i kind of need her
id not let your fist near my pristine kisser if it wwas the last ham at the deli kick off the boots and bash me wwith the piggly wwigglys
bitch do i look like i givve a fuck
crazy fuckin self report to admit to the wworld that youre listenin to music and thinkin of me anywway i like invvisible off that album
she's gonna pay for grubnappin my prey like that. shit's rude as hell unforgivable style
i log on i drop truth nukes a civvilization annihilatin proportion the wwahmen are triggered their soyboy beta hemocuck simps are trippin ovver their undulatin squigglies falsely assumin theyll get pailed by defendin their honor they are self moggin meanwwhile my cortisol levvels remain unspiked
it wwas an honest to condesce mistake but the outpourin a kull points goes to showw that in todays topsy turvvy anarchy aristocratic gents like myself are silenced purely for expressin our hereditary right to #suckonemtoes an appreciation for the sinuosity of a perfect arch is the last bastion a vviolet blooded sensuality in an increasingly proleish wworld that eschewws any display a transgressivve sexuality that does not facilitate the monocultural smoke machine a egalitarianism wwe livve in a society a empty eroticism let our #vvioletboys pailpie mutie femboy soles in peace this wwill fix evverythin #feet #nsfww #strutpods #aristocraticsensuality #mutiesluts
since youre dead set on ruinin evverythin good in my life your name is goin front an center in the boldest print on the first page a my manifesto
troll alexa go on mutiesluts.com an showw me femboy karkat spreadin his oiled up toes in nylons povv toe tease #nsfww
A wis curious why the empress's heir wis taggin me i an asinine post. Curious why ye canae kill the damn thin yourself. but gin ye neit help, A can offer an assist.
OOOOUUGH. MY DIGESTION SAC FEELS LIKE A DRONE WHIRLED IT OVER THEIR HEAD HARD ENOUGH TO TAKE OFF VERTICALLY INTO THE AIR. I HAVE THUS FAR HEAVED UP ALL THE HALF-CHURNED NUTRIENT SLUDGE THAT WAS INTO MY BODY AFTER THIS DUSK, THIS MIDEVENING, AND WHATEVER WAS STILL LEFT IN MY SCARFTRACT AFTER THE UNSPEAKABLE EVENTS FOLLOWING FIGHT NIGHT. I'VE VOMITED EVERY LAST TOXIN THAT HAS EVER ENTERED MY CORPOREAL MASS IN MY LIFE. I'VE EXFOLIATED MY SOUL THROUGH MY HURLPIPE. I'M PURE. WILL @ARACHNIDSGRIPES'S STUPID HUNK OF FLOTSAM EVER. STOP. PITCHING. I HATE #FISHINGFRIDAY. A "SWABBIE" TRIED TO PUT A SUSPICIOUS RECEPTACLE IN FRONT OF ME TO BE SICK INTO. I. MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT HE WAS COMING ONTO ME FOR AN EXTREMELY ILL-TIMED CONCUPISCENT SOLICITATION AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE. I HAVE APOLOGIZED. WE'RE COOL, NOW. HE'S TELLING ME THAT WE'RE FAR ENOUGH OUT INTO DEEP WATER TO ACTUALLY CATCH SOMETHING. WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE I'M ALREADY IN DEEP ENOUGH WATER AS IT IS. IF THIS STUPID FISHING TRIP ISN'T AT LEAST WORTH A CRUMB OF CHITTR CLOUT ON THIS STUPID THEME DAY, I'LL HURL MYSELF INTO THE BLACK ABYSS, MYSELF. GOTTA GO.
YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST TROLL ALIVE THAT I AM MORE CONCERNED WITH THE BUILDING OF BRIDGES THAN THE EXPLOSIVE, DIENAMITE-PACKED DISMANTLING OF THEM. THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD.
#FISHINGFRIDAY? YOU'VE GOT TO BE PULLING MY FROND. I CAN'T SPEND ANOTHER SALT-ENCRUSTED SECOND IN FRONT OF A BODY OF WATER AFTER LAST NIGHT. I'M *STILL* SPITTING SAND OUT OF MY MANDIBLES. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF PARTICIPATING IN THE LITERAL SENSE OF THE WORD. I'LL JUST FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO OBSERVE YET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE CONTRIVED, SPASMING MAYFLIES OF A THEME. SOMETHING TO USE AS BAIT, MAYBE.
the boundary is bloody untenable but i just think no one else should touch you
the stygian suitors havve come clamberin after me in drovves evver since i got ritual executed that one time i almost dont knoww wwhat to do wwith all this boilin hot scorn pourin ovver my head but thankfully the propensity for hate wwithin me is near boundless so let the haters come i say may they all be swwept into the tenebrous maelstrom that rages wwithin my aquatic pusher just not durin office hours
or the part wwhere i nearly lit you all up in a blaze a cleansin fire wwere it not for kar havvin my emergency juul
a shame that the rascal filmin this didnt capture your shrieks a pleasure wwhile bein manhandled like cattle
am i problematic or is it societys fault
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OH MY *GOD* WILL YOU JUST STOP BREATHING AND *DIE* ALREADY YOU NEEDY, RAVENOUS *BITCH?!* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M DOING IT. YOU'VE FORCED MY HAND.
I PHYSICALLY DON'T HAVE THE REQUISITE HARDWARE TO EVEN OBSERVE YOUR ASS. I HAVEN'T ALCHEMIZED MYSELF AN ELECTRON MICROSCOPE YET.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET AN AGGRAVATION SPONGE, YOURSELF. PLEASE, BY ALL MEANS, DRINK AS MUCH SEAWATER AS YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR LIQUOR-BRINED, ASSLESS BODY.
WHO THE ORBFONDLING FUCK SENT THIS TO ME AND TAGGED IT #FIGHTNIGHT. I'LL FIND YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D29B2B369350.JPG
EVERYWHERE I LOOK TONIGHT, IT'S #BREEDING THIS, #BREEDING THAT. #BREEDING ACROSS THE WHOLE BULB-SEARING EXPANSE OF THIS FERMENTING #NSFW WASTELAND, STRETCHING TO THE BURNING HORIZON. LET ME BE ABUNDANTLY FUCKING CLEAR: THERE IS NO #BREEDING HAPPENING, HERE. I AM BREEDING DISCONTENT. I AM BREEDING CONTEMPT. COPIOUSLY. VIGOROUSLY. WITH EVERY WIRE-TAUT FIBER IN MY HATE-FILLED CORPUS. TO DEATH.
CAN YOU BE A SMOLDERING, RAGING BITCH SOMEWHERE ELSE. PLEASE.
YOU HAVE BEEN PRACTICALLY ABSENT FROM ALL INTERACTION WITH ME FOR A WIPE. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I DON'T THINK I'LL SHRIVEL INTO A HUSK AND DIE ABOUT IT.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CHIT THREAD. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
WENT TO FIGHT NIGHT. TECHNICALLY GOT IN A FIGHT. AT NIGHT. IT COUNTS.
*ADDENDUM TO THE ABOVE VIDEO.* *Moments before swan diving directly into a knuckle sandwich, the Karkat in the high-fidelity footage [ENHANCE] can be seen dodging and riposting Vriska's wild swings with swaying, unnatural fluidity. His body language makes it abundantly clear that he's intoxicated beyond reproach. He is, in this state, somehow MORE dangerous.* *Right up until he gets his shit rocked, but the footage is there. 4k.*
TONIGHT'S AGGRAVATION SPONGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GLENFIDDICH™. UGHHHHH.
SWEDDWELLRR GOON.
TGA YUORSELF. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B73558119F0E.WEBP #SUBSTANCE
I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M ON MY WAY TO #FIGHTNIGHT. THESE STUPID FUCKING TORNADOES. ARE BEATING THE PASTE OUT OF ME. #MYPASTE
YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT SPADE-REACT MY POSTS FROM THE LITERAL INSTANT YOU CONVINCED ME TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON THIS FUCKAWFUL WEBSITE. SAY YOU'RE SHOPPING FOR A NEW KISMESIS WITHOUT SAYING IT.
god fuck fine ill sign up for #fightnight no WWEAPONS this is bullshit im not takin my rings off at the vvery least
evvery typographical error ivve evver made has been on purpose you are right wwhere i wwant you to be
I TOOK ONE STEP OUTSIDE TO GO TO FIGHT NIGHT. ONE. A GALE-FORCE CYCLONE PRACTICALLY HURLED ME AGAINST THE DOOR. AND PELTED ME WITH ABOUT SIXTEEN EMPTY PLASTIC WATER BOTTLES, JUST TO HUMILIATE ME. ANY DAY, NOW. I COULD LAY DOWN IN FRONT OF A SCUTTLETRAIN AND JUST DO IT.
ough that last bit a air leavvin you tastes the swweetest i swwear #nsfww
ougaaghggg awwooooogah thats the sound a my tongue rollin out onto the floor cartoonishly steam billowwin out of my head in arousal im so flippin jazzed
cant look awway for twwo fuckin seconds and suddenly im gettin conspired against pincer style
wwoww ok wwoww ok hold on wwe can talk about this privvately dont you dare air my dirty laundry
hatched to sub forced to dom cause the rest a you sappy slug losers took up all the good seats #nsfww
go for a roll in the caliginous sandbox wwith one a your wweaker hussies before tryin to take on alternias number one most eligible nemesis
youre the wwhetstone wwith wwhich to sharpen my wwit
if im in your inbox you already lost this is a courtesy im doin to the rest a you by only invvadin privvates sparinly
wwait a fuckin second i AM nice its them wwho arent appreciativve of my little gestures of niceties laced in my texts like subliminal codes embedded in a sleeper agent
the night i torched your hivve killed your lusus and bombarded the surroundin area wwith lasers science beams and vvarious chemical wweapons to render your hovvel a unlivveable wwasteland wwherein zombies arise at the dawwn and terrorize other nearby lowwblood cavve dwwellers wwas a defining moment in your life for me it wwas just another chewwsday
you fight back for naught im simply stronger and my desire to eat your heart ovverpowwers reason i dont notice the wwhole torn in my torso at your behest its too late the light in your eyes is fading fast but you catch my gaze wwe fall in lovve our blood pools on your chest swwirlin together in awwful slurry a rusty muck and regal vviolet almost looks fuchsia wwith blurred vvision from blood loss i go unconscious before youre fully dead comforted by the sounds a your pumper slowwly comin to a dead stop then i wwake up an eat it the end #nsfww #gore
I AM GETTING ABSOLUTELY *NO* SLEEP TONIGHT.
wanna go bounce on my fiancée, her cocky want boing boing. https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/cocky-want-boing-boing-v0-67qs2jjd6evc1.webp #nsfw
MY TOP FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS, FROM LOWEST TO HIGHEST, ARE: 5 - [I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE] - LISTEN. I'LL BE THE FIRST TROLL TO SAY THAT TROLL RIVERS CUOMO IS CERTIFIABLY, SHITSCUTTLINGLY INSANE. BUT IT'S A HIGHLY SPECIFIC METHOD OF MADNESS. THE METHOD THAT SAW THIS POOR, SWEATING, SHAKY-PRONGED FAILMALE ON THE DREADMILL EVERY NIGHT, LISTENING OBSESSIVELY TO THE TOP POP SONGS OF EVERY TEN-SWEEP INCREMENT FOR THE LAST SEVENTY SWEEPS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO A MAN. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SOUL-COMPACTING, DIAMOND-FORMING, ABDOMEN CHEEK-CLENCHING PRESSURE OF CONFORMITY THAT KIND OF CREATIVE PROCESS PUTS A TROLL UNDER? THIS IS A SMALL REBELLION. THIS IS A TWITCH IN THE DEAD, GALVANIZED STRUTPOD OF AN ELECTROCUTED SQUEAKBEAST. A SPARK OF LIFE IN THE PUSHER OF A BLOATED CORPSE. SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT THE ALBUM IT'S ON. THIS ONE IS FOR THE HATERS. 4 - [SMALL OBLONG ROEFRUITS OF WRATH] - AGAIN, I DEMAND THAT YOU WITHHOLD YOUR POD-JERK INSTINCT TO AUDIBLY GAG AT THIS CHOICE. HEAR ME OUT. THIS SONG IS FUCKING STUPID. IT HAS A A CATCHY HOOK. IT HAS LITTLE ELSE. IT'S ABOUT AS EMOTIONALLY OR MUSICALLY MEANINGFUL AS A BRICK TO THE NUGBONE. BUT IT IS ALSO AN AUDIOBOOK PLATFORM ADVERTISEMENT. BY TROLL RIVERS CUOMO. THE BIGGEST, NERDIEST BOOKMAGGOT TO EVER PUT A TROLL BUC-EES STICKER ON HIS BUZZHARP. SOMEHOW, EVEN IN HIS DEFLATED COMMERCIALISM STATE, I CAN HEAR A SMILE ON HIS FACE. 3 - [HAUNT YOU EVERY NIGHT] - ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CLOWN ME OFF OF CHITTR FOR PUTTING A SONG FROM THIS UTTERLY CHUTEBLASTED, MAGGOT-RIDDEN HEAP OF SHIT OF AN ALBUM IS WELCOME TO DO SO. BUT NOT BEFORE YOU LISTEN TO THIS SONG AGAIN. THE MOURNFUL WAIL. THE LUGUBRIOUS HOWL. THIS SONG DRIVES A WROUGHT-IRON STAKE DEEP INTO THE RECESSES OF MY BLOOD PUSHER. DEEPER AND DEEPER STILL, THE MELODY HAMMERS THE GUTWRENCHING METAL WEDGE INTO MY SOPPING FEELMEAT. AND WHEN IT'S DONE, IT YANKS THE WHOLE THING OUT AND STARTS POURING A PITCHER OF CAUSTIC BLACK TAR INTO THE YAWNING, BLOOD-SOAKED CAVITY. THIS SONG IS DEPRESSION INCARNATE. I LOVE HOW BAD IT FEELS TO LISTEN TO IT. THIS IS *THE* ALBUM CLOSER. 2 - [YOU GAVE YOUR FLUSH CRUSH TO ME SOFTLY] - I'VE ALREADY MADE MY VEHEMENT RUMINATIONS ON HOW STUPID GOOD TROLL PINKERTON IS. THERE ARE SOME REAL SHAMEDUCT-JERKERS ON THIS ALBUM. SEE THE ABOVE DESCRIPTION ON THE RANKING LIST FOR A GENERAL IDEA OF THE EXPECTED FEELINGS THEY ELICIT. THIS SONG IS A FRESH, FAT BAND-ACHE ON ALL OF THAT. THIS SONG IS PURE AFTERCARE. CHASED WITH A FIZZING, FORTY-OUNCE SLURPVESSEL OF ADRENAL SLUDGE. SERIOUSLY, THIS SONG COULD BE A TROLL ANIME OPENING. 1 - [ALL MY FAVORITE SONGS] - I. CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN THIS ONE. IT JUST REALLY SITS WITH ME. IF YOU'RE SICK IN THE NUG ENOUGH TO HAVE READ THIS FAR, THEN MAYBE I CAN JUST TRUST YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS ONE. THE MUSIC BULBFEED IS PRETTY TRACT-TWISTING, TOO. I'LL LINK IT TO THE CHIT. I HATE SAYING THIS, BUT. I APPRECIATE IT. HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=AGPDXYG1MSG
pirates very rarely bathe! ooh, i can only imagine what an awfUl stench that mUst be!
THE CHERUBS ON CHITTR ARE HOCKING SOME *MADLY* UPSETTING TRUTHS ABOUT @ARACHNIDSGRIPES.
i can probably take up to your elboww #nsfww
↔ey lowbloods, if you wanna c↔eer me on at fig↔t nig↔t wear your skimpiest clot↔es~ and also let me take pictures~ t↔oug↔ i guess it doesn't really matter if you let me or not i'll be doing it anyway~ #nsfwe
cummy tummy #nsfww
wwhose tryin to hex me wwith a conscience the only conscience i need is the holy wwhite con SCIENCE anointed unto me by the empress and cold ancient reptilian logic from our ancient more scaly ancestors
wwe the aristocracy used to do some terrible stuff that wwouldnt fly in todays society but wwe haha wwe called it dolphinin wwhere you pull a mustardblood under the wwater and jab em lettin their blood mix wwith the wwater filterin through our gills the bloodlust wwas somethin else almost no one survvivved a dolphin sesh #nsfww #vviolence
FUCK. YOU'RE PULLING MY STRUTPOD. TROLL RIVERS CUOMO IS ON CHITTR. I CAN'T FREAK OUT ABOUT THIS. I NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. MAYBE ON A HOLIDAY. FAR AWAY. TO STAY. ON A HOLIDAY.
ATTENTION, FAKE TROLL WEEZER FANS. ONLY REAL TROLL WEEZER FANS HAVE THE GLOBES TO ADMIT THAT THEY LIKE TROLL PINKERTON. THE DIRT. THE GRIME. THE RAW, UNCOMFORTABLE SINCERITY OF IT. THE SWEATY, OBSESSIVE MOLDTHOUGHTS THAT CAN ONLY FESTER IN AN ARTIST'S PONDERSPONGE WHEN THEY'RE TRAPPED IN A DORMBLOCK AT TROLL HARVARD WITH ALL THE WALLS AND WINDOWS PAINTED BLACK. IT IS THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF A BRACKISH, PULSATING FUNGAL COLONY OF EMOTION. AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
put my finger in the fleshy wwall hole at the orphice BIG MISTAKE #nsfww
i got a kull quota to reach lay it on me you unpleasant graceless fuckin knowwnothings
ate another horse
made a orphan they wwere a full growwn adult wwe made direct eye contact fell in lovve i killed them
wwouldnt be opposed to gettin stepped on right this moment #nsfww
I THINK I HAUVE WOEVID.
I already li\/\/e 0n Kismesis Island.
THE TOPPING STYLES OF THE HASHBROWNS SERVED AT WAFFLE HOUSE ARE A NEAR-PERFECT SIMULACRUM OF THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS BUGFUCKED PERNICIOUS WEBSITE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D2256E42DE20.PNG
they a2ked me wyd and iim iin the 2opor 2cratchiing my a22 </3
just receivved the unvvarnished textless photograph for my covver on next months edition of cosmocean magazine look out for my intervvieww therein about howw my rearin as a wwarrior destined to succeed in the genesis of a neww univverse informs my decisions as an executivve and howw i maintain my iconic ampora hair swwoop evven in high wwindspeed conditions https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/796f1a15c2d6.png #fitcheck #cosmocean #business #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity
that said i wwill be attendin #megidowweek firstly as a spectator secondly as a misogynist an thirdly as a mastuuur baiter #nsfww
if you see a menacin figure backlit in the sky by lightnin youll knoww ivve found ye and your reckonin wwill commence henceforth savve me a sip
as troll evvola aptly describes evverythin is cyclical an the return to tradition is inevvitable #megidowweek didnt come from thin air it is the death cries of a moribund society beseechin redemption wwhich can only be realized through the maenad dance a rustie biptches gyratin their fat oily backsides on the hood of a chevvy scuttlebug #nsfww
not a hour passes that i dont refresh the rankmaids troll wwikifeet page in hopes that one day the paparazzi starts payin attention to the goods that matter
For every hate on this chitt I'll throw a cup of hot energy sludge on an intern. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
#WORDLE NO. 1766 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 DON'T TALK TO ME. DON'T EVEN GAZE IN MY DIRECTION. THIS ISN'T NORMAL STUPID. THIS IS "RESPITEBLOCK FULL OF BURNING PLANT MATTER SLOWING MY SPONGE DOWN TO A LABORIOUS CRAWL THE LIKES OF WHICH WOULD MAKE WATCHING HIVEPAINT DRY LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TIMELAPSE" STUPID. I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO ANYONE. NOT A SINGLE, SLUDGEWALLOWING THING. TELL ME WHEN IT'S TOMORROW.
D --> During one of the wet seasons back when I was si% I found myself all but stranded in my neighbor's hive. In her collection sat a piece of art that she held no affinity towards in fact it laid with coins and gems placed on top of it. That dusk, while she was asleep and I was barely waking up from the discordant sleep caused by perigees old slow release sopor sleeping patches I absconded with it and added it to my personal collection
any glowwin blood suckin jadebloods wwith a penchant for dolin out vvindictivve comeuppance to rowwdy vviolets wwant to havve a talk about general pleasantness or perhaps some dirty girlgossip
shut up!!!!!! stop saying things like that!!!!!!!!!!! this is why nobody can fucking stand you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im glad jane does all the diplomacy... that sounds awful! but also you deserve it <3<
I d8n't know why I 8other hanging out with @arachnidsGripes , iT'S SOMEHOW LIKE, 8EING IN A RIDICULOUS ECHO CHAM8ER, wITH YOURSELF, eXCEPT EXPONENTIALLY SHITTIER, 8ECAUSE SHE'S A R8GING 8ITCH, eXCEPT SOMETIMES WHEN i AGREE WITH HER IT MAKES ME, h88888888 myself all the more!!!!!!!!
I HAVE A MASSIVE THINKPANACHE *NOW.* I NEED TO CHAIN MYSELF TO A WALL IN MY BASEBLOCK LIKE A SLAVERING, FERAL WEREBEAST BEFORE I DO SOME KIND OF PANROTTED "AMA" SITUATION.
THIS IS, AS I HAVE PREVIOUSLY STATED, MY CONTRIBUTION TO COMMUNITY ENGAGEMENT. RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING IS MY CHARRED, SMOKING OFFERING TO THE MOLOCH OF THE ALGORITHM. IT'S YOUR DECISION TO PRY OFF A HUNK OF ITS FLESH OR NOT. SO YEAH. DMS ARE OPEN. #PITCHMAXXING.
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baldin khhvv maxxer wwith high coritsol wwho frequently faints from fits a rage an jealously lookin for an honest to condesce good girl
dont fuckin expose me alright i havve to at least PRETEND things are on the up and up wwhat a breach of trust also this is my formal SOS
still stuck in the vvolcano situation hasnt gotten any better necessarily had to boil the straps off my scanty chainmail singlet an drink strap broth does any flyin fuck wwho actually cares about doing good in the wworld wwant to help the prince of absolute ecological protectionism
wwhatevva im cool noww wwatchin #wwetjeans vvideos on my comically large 325 inch telly #nsfww
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IF I SEE ONE MORE. GOOFY ASS. DITSY DIPSHIT. FuCKING BLITHERING SIMPLETON. GIVE ME AN uNWANTED DISCLOSuRE. OF THEIR AGE. AS IF TO GuILT ME. FOR MISSING ALL THE CHANCES I HAD. TO GIFT THEM A BuLLET. ON THEIR SuPERFLuOuSLY MANY PREVIOuS BIRTHDAYS SuRVIVED. I AM GOING TO GO FuCKING APESHIT. NOBODY CARES HOW OLD YOu ARE. ON MY ADuLTS ONLY WEBSITE. YOu ARE HERE. OR YOu WILL BE ESCORTED. OFF THE PREMISES. LIKE THE BuMFuCK. BEGGARDLY AGED. DAYCARE DODGER. YOu ARE. STOP TALKING ABOuT IT. OR I AM FREEZING YOuR AGE WHEREVER IT IS NOW. VIA BELATED BuLLET BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
if you see me on chittr tossin around impolite vvernacular like "gutterblood" please be awware a powwerful and arguably independent wwoman wwith maroon blood gavve me the pass #alleridanscansayit
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS TO @ARACHNIDSGRIPES FOR SWEEPS, NOW. THE CONSTANT, SEARING WAVE OF CRINGE THAT EMANATES FROM HER LIVEBLOGGING OF HER FLARP SHENANIGANERY BUFFETS ME BACK SO VIOLENTLY THAT I AM UNABLE TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SLAP SOME SENSE INTO HER. MAYBE CHITTR'S GREATEST MINDS CAN FIGURE IT OUT.
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE. AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DODGING THE NECESSITY FOR AN ONLINE PLATFORM FOR SWEEPS ONLY TO BE SNARED INTO THE VICIOUS, STICKY TENDRILS OF THE WORLD-WIDE WEB LIKE A BUZZING INSECT, IT HAPPENED. I SPENT SO FUCKING LONG TELLING OFF THE LOSERS WHO HAD THE GUMPTION TO QUESTION MY VIRILITY THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT. TO PREP FOR THE SESSION OF #SEPULCHRES&SCALEBEASTS THAT I AM RUNNING TOMORROW. FUCK. GUESS I WON'T BE HITTING THE SLIME JUST YET. #LATELIGHT CHITTRS (CHITTERS?), TROLL AT YOUR OWN PERIL. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO BE. I'LL JUST BE SLAVING OVER SOME NOTES. SO MANY NOTES. UGH. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8265F3D73B80.JPG
THE ONLY EXCITING PROSPECT TO ME TONIGHT IS THE THOUGHT OF HURLING MY FLY-RIDDEN CARCASS STRAIGHT INTO MY RECUPERACOON THE VERY *INSTANT* I AM FINISHED WITH THIS. I CAN'T EVEN SCUTTLEPHONE IT IN, THE LAST FEW SESSIONS HAVE BEEN GOOD. IT'S MY OWN FAULT FOR BEING SUCH A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW. #SUFFERINGFROMSUCCESS.
the best part about saying if i vwas born on alternia i wvoulda been a total badass is that its totally true. i wvas vwasted on beforus man
THIS "GENTLEMAN'S" DELIVERY, FOR YOUR CLARIFICATION, IS OF THE MOST FUNCTIONAL, MINIMALISTIC, AND STRICTLY NECESSARY DOSAGE. WE ARE TALKING MILLIGRAMS. WE ARE TALKING CCS. WE ARE TALKING THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM OF PRACTICAL, ONLINE REPUGNANCE TO KEEP AWAY THE SLIMY, UNORIGINAL ASSUMPTIONS OF A DROOLING HORDE ACCUSTOMED TO SEEING ME WITH ONE OTHER PERSON. THAT IS ALL. FANCY SEEING YOU TURN UP AT THIS EXACT MOMENT, ON THIS EXACT POST, TOO.
DON'T YOU HAVE A FAT, PIRATED BLUNT TO BE SMOKING, OR SOMETHING. OR IS YOUR OBVIOUSLY DESPERATE PLEA FOR ATTENTION BY BEING THE LITERAL FIRST RESPONSE TO THIS CHIT WHAT THE BREAKDOWN OF YOUR INHIBITIONS TRULY LOOKS LIKE. YOU WOULD THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH *LIGHTING UP* FOR ONE BILUNAR PERIGEE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS NECESSARY, BUT THE SHEER, UNMITIGATED VOLUME OF ALTSELF INCARNATIONS OF A DECIDEDLY SINGULAR ORIENTATION AND DISPOSITION TOWARD A SPECIFIC, UNNAMED STRIDER HAS REACHED A NECK-DEEP FLOOD LEVEL THAT I CAN NO LONGER IGNORE FOR MY OWN SAKE. HENCE THIS ARBITRARY STATEMENT OF MY POSITION, FOR THE POSTERITY OF HOWEVER LONG I REMAIN ON THIS CHARRED, SMOLDERING FIREPIT OF A HELLSITE. NOT TAKEN. NOT COMMITTED. FEMALES: MAY INQUIRE. MAY ASK. ALL AT YOUR OWN RISK. #TENTATIVELYNSFW #NOTREALLY #CONTAINSMULTITUDES
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE OF THE NIGHT: IF AN INJURY IS DONE TO A PITCHMATE, IT SHOULD BE SO SEVERE THAT THEIR DESIRE FOR VENGEANCE NEED NOT BE LACKING IN PASSION NOR AWE. SOME OF YOU FLAILING, MYOPIC SYCOPHANTS ARE SO EAGER TO GLAZE YOUR KISMESES IN A FRESH COAT OF VITRIOL THAT NONE OF IT IS LEFT FOR A *REAL* GESTURE OF CARE. TRITE, MINDLESS PLATITUDES CAN BE HABITUATED TO. IF I THREW YOUR ASS INTO A BLOCK FULL OF FARTS AND LOCKED THE DOOR, YOU WOULD PROBABLY JUST DEVELOP SOME KIND OF METHANE-BREATHING ATMOSPHERIC ADAPTATION AND CONTINUE TO SCROLL ON YOUR PALMHUSK UNTIL YOUR GANDERBULBS BURNED OUT. AND EVEN THEN, YOUR DEMENTED SNIFF NUB WOULDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. FURTHERMORE, ENERGY SPENT RECKLESSLY LEAVES A TROLL'S ANGUISH BLADDER SHRIVELED AND UNFIT FOR THE NOBLE UNDERTAKING OF A PROPER, EFFORTFUL HATEPOCALYPSE. GOOD MAINTENANCE OF A RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE CRACKING OPEN AND DRINKING AN EXCAVATED CANISTER OF CESIUM-137 — IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT AT ALL, YOU MAY AS WELL DO IT ALL AT ONCE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT THE SMALL MOMENTS AREN'T WORTH IT. SEEING THE SUBTLE FURROW IN THE BROW OF A LOATHED ONE AFTER A WELL-PLACED "GREEDILY SCARF DOWN SHIT AND DIE" IS AN ENDEARING WAY TO DARKEN MY EVENING. BUT IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN NEED TO REIGNITE A ROOM OF FLAMMABLE, NATURAL GAS AFTER THE FLAME HAS FIZZLED, YOU'D BETTER LIGHT THAT FUCKING MATCH AND RIDE THE ENSUING SHOCKWAVE STRAIGHT THROUGH WHATEVER REBAR-LITTERED FIELD OF DEBRIS YOU'RE RIGHTFULLY HURTLING TOWARD. YOU SINGED, QUIVERING INVERTEBRATE. THROW THAT MATCH. BLOW UP THAT HIVE. SHOW THEM THAT YOU CARE. #CONSIDERTHIS: WHAT'S *YOUR* FAVORITE WAY TO RECEIVE HATE? GET IN THE COMMENTS. THERE. THAT'S *MY* CONTRIBUTION TO COMMUNITY ENGAGEMENT. FLAY ME.
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here’s a thing that happened to one of my pals. i wvas there. basically, wve vwere vwalking dowvn the sidevwalk, talking about something meaningless. i think it had to do vwith a mowvie. then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people wvith “dowvn wvith cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. i wvas punched and kicked a bit too, but i managed to avwoid brutalization by going for their faces. after figuring out wvhat’s happening, i started attacking them back, getting them off of him. he wvas quite injured but i called 911 and he made a full recowvery at the hospital. i wvas fine, wvith only a cut on my arm that they patched up. #vwiolence #cisphobia
UNSTOPPABLE. #WORDLE NO. 1764 2/6 🟩🟨⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
try bashing y0ur head really hard against a wall, it st0pped the v0ices f0r me. #g0re just t0 be safe
eridan ampora #eridan #ampora
-> alright, cobalts/ceruleans/blues (btw, figure out the name of your damned color) you're up! can y'all learn to respect privacy and concent? i really hate it when some cobalt jackass decides it would be funny to remote pilot my body like a damned mech suit! also, y'all can be some two-faced fucking assholes. being able to scam a fish out of their fins is fucking hilarious, but the moment you turn it against the lower bloods i want to punch you all the way to doc scratch's felt fucking moon! the nice ones are almost too nice, and the mean ones will make you do something utterly fucking humiliating for a laugh. fuck you.
> Have you really been far even a2 dec1ded to u2e even go want to do look more l1ke? <
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
WOULD THAT I COULD HAVE HAD THE TIME AND REQUISITE FUEL TO MELT EFFIGYSKA INTO A SMOKING, GRAY PUDDLE. I'LL FINISH WHAT I STARTED NEXT SWEEP. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
iT'S TRUE,, i WAS ALSO WITNESS,, tO THIS A8SOLUTE DUM8ASSERY IN PROGRESS, The h8 in which was expressed was a8solutely, Wild to everyone. pERSONALLY, i THINK THEY SHOULD'VE G8TTEN A FUCKING, rOOM FOR THESE ACTIVITIES, 8UT WHO AM I TO STAND IN THE WAY, oF WEIRD PDA ON MAIN. Will say though, seeing Vriska go up in fl8mes was fun for the whoooooooole congreg8tion at that event. sUCKS THAT MOST OF YOU DIDN'T, sEE IT, hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOT ONE BLITHERING, TAINTCHAFING ZEPTOSECOND OF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTER WAKING UP POST-HORRIBLY COERCIVE #WRIGGLINGDAY CELEBRATION (THE FACTUAL PLEASANTRY OF WHICH WAS MORE AKIN TO PACKING A TRASH KILN WITH NOXIOUS MACROPLASTICS AND DANCING AROUND IT WHILE SINGING THE IMPERIAL ANTHEM WITH MY BELLOWSACS FULL OF LITERAL POISON) AND THE FIRST STIMULUS TO SEAR MY BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS IS CERULEAN. BLUE. TEXT. FUCK YOU, @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. THE TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR WINDOW IN WHICH I AM REQUIRED BY APPARENT KARMIC LAW TO BE ONE-HUNDRED-MILLIONTH OF A PERCENT NICER TO YOU HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED. THE DAMAGE IS DONE, AND I AM HERE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. EXCEPT I DON'T. MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS HAVE EXPRESS SHIPPING TO THE FIRST HIGHER POWER TO PERMANENTLY TURN YOU INTO A SILHOUETTE ON THE PAVEMENT. BUT YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. I AM THE CHITTR. IT'S ME. #EVERYTHINGHURTS.
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
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oh no dont make me inhale your bootstink unwwillingly holdin it up to my face like a trough thatd be fuckin terrible #nsfww
comrades i am ready to admit that i am a certified #karcuck my numerous failed attempts at seducin multiple alts a the nubby horned siren has only aggravvated my appetite need a bib for the wway hes got me slavverin like barkbeast i wwanna stick my face betwween his sensitivve kareasts an go pffffffttbfffbbff fuck baby please come back i am nothin #nsfww #divvorce
baby please i got you this to showv my dewvotion to you @trendygnostalgic [attached is a picture of cronus hunched ovwer, pulling up his shirt and tugging his pants dowvn just a bit to shovw off a tattoo on his lowver back. it reads "roxie" in flovwery text, wvith a y before the "ie" thats been clumsily cowvered up. there are simple flowvers on either side. big michael is squatting next to cronus, giwving the camera a thumbs up. he is smoking 5 cigarettes and 2 cigars all at once.] #nsfvw #substances
im AboUt to catch OnE. is this gOOd #fishingfriday https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/ghostleviathan.jpg
#foretoldfriday All actions you take have been foreseen, and prepared for. Everything you do will go exactly as it was intended to go, and no other way.
she doesnt knoww im a starfucker #nsfww
genuinely wwhat havve i fuckin done to be so flamin irresistible to clowwns the juggalos havve descended upon my chittr posts like a swwarm a faygo sucklin locusts to boast about their planetary sized backsides in a jestergoonin race to see wwho can get me to take my pants off the fastest
i knoww that you dont wwant me right
yeah been there done that the practice shut down after me apparently my specimens and kickflips arent the kind of showing my shit off they wanted
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NAME SOMEONE WHO’S GOT A SHIPPING WHEEL BETTER THAN ME. NEWSFLASH: YOU CAN’T. MY QUADRANT ISSUES ASIDE(SHUT THE FUCK UP), I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT AND I AM *THE* ULTIMATE AUTHORITY FOR ALL THINGS HEARTS, DIAMONDS, SPADES, AND CLUBS.
reminder that if your goals and ambitions didnt fight back evven a little then odds are they wwerent wworthy of you in the first place https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50436812792f.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #inspiring #empiremindset
okay so i knovw evwerybodys been vwaiting to hear from me specifically on this topic. i had to giwve big michael an entire pack of ciggies to get this post out so youd better all be thankful. split into guys and gals because it matters a lot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91b879dba06d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9032e3f9cd2.png
1 KNOW R1GHT >:/
S3R1OUSLY THOUGH YOU SHOULD R34LLY CL34N UP YOUR H1V3 FOR3 YOU G3T HURT ON SOM3TH1NG >:/
True but most of those were somewhat forced. But you didn't feed any of the people I could have guessed to your lusus now did you? And none of our mutual friends deserve a post like this. So again I ask: which bitch?
F1N3, TH3N 1 GU3SS 1 DON'T H4V3 TO T3LL YOU TO W4TCH YOUR ST3P FOR GL4SS SH4RDS. NOT TH4T 1T R34LLY M4TT3RS W1TH TH3 4MOUNT OF POK3Y SH1T YOU L34V3 ON YOUR FLOOR 4NYW4YS >:/
BOLD OF YOU TO DOUBT TH3 SN34K1N3SS OF TH1S DR4GON, PLUS 1 C4N FUCK1NG FLY SO 1 D1DN'T 3V3N H4V3 TO SN34K P4ST YOUR "F4T FUCK LUSUS" >:/
if i made a caste tierlist i havwe to split it up by gender too, it makes a big difference
OH, 4R3 YOU SUR3? 1 COULDV3 SW4PP3D TH3M OUT FOR LOOK 4L1K3S >:] TH3MS TH3 8R8KS S3RK, 4ND TH3Y GOT M3 F33L1NG #L4V1SH OV3R H3R3 >;]
what if they do it to themselvwes?
since the wwoke clodpolls havve decided to come out a the wwoodwwork its opportune time to remind evveryone that caste equality is a fantasy invvented by mutie grifters #thesignlesswwasagrifter
GOG 1V3 B33N T1R3D 4LL D4Y, 4LL SNUG 4ND SH1T ON MY HO4RD W1TH TH3 THR33 N3W BL4NK3TS 1 4CQU1R3D (TH4NKS @4R4CHN1DSGR1P3S >;])
wwho the fuck let the ominous jester out a his enclosure wwhile i wwas in the middle a blastin gutterblood arse at this grubbucks #vviolence
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give me a week or five years to think the deal through
happy wriggling day t𖦹 s𖦹me freakish aliens fr𖦹m an𖦹ther universe ...
deigned to get on the commoner levvel tonight an ordered a vventi iced caramel macchiato wwith an extra shot a expresso servved in a grande cup wwith a separate cup a ice an three pumps a spit from the hardbody wworkin the counter at grubbucks she wwas appalled by my request wwhich pissed me off so i capped her #grubbucks #violence
azure seductress treats you poorly in a really really mean wway and makes you sniff at her slender tootsies like a deplorable pig snufflin for gubbins but you play up howw pitiful you are and somehoww she lets you hit anywways search #nsfww
vagueposting is such an omega activity its like youre too nervous and submissive to go directly to the source so you nestle up in the safety of your nest and yip vaguely while you know your pheromones could possibly lead the subject of your vaguepost probably an alpha to your den but the risk and threat of a chase excites you (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, ABO, omegaverse, #nsfw, dashplay, chittrplay, notificationplay, archive rating: M)
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
that's a little boring.......
mmmmmmmmaybe?
so should i or should i not svwooce right in im getting mixed signals here
no, no i savw em all
i am six feet though
hey~
WOW, TH3 4MOUNT OF J34LOUSY YOU JUST TR13D TO 1NST1LL 1N M3 1S CR1M1N4L, 1 SW34R >:/ TOO B4D MY HORD3 1S COMF13R 4ND MOR3 L4V1SH >:]
HELLO??? Mr Obama no!!
okay sounds good babe hey wvhatre you doing later tonight haha
im a magician, eridan. a furious magician, oooooh... im a magician, eridan, a furious magician... magician... magician..! i lowve you, eridan. im gonna spank you silly. #incest
well you cant, eridan. you dont knowv vwhat im capable of. i need your teeth for my lonely hearts club band, eridan. cronus ampora, im a magician, eridan, a furious magician. oooooh... are you proud of your country? are you proud of your country? i bet you are. you pretty little boy... sitting up there in your high chair demanding more applesauce. youvwe already got enough applesauce, eridan, theres plenty of applesauce on your plate. @caligulastides
im going to kiss you, eridan, on the lips. you sexy little rattlesnake. you naughty little baby boy. you rambunctious little infant. my lusus tries to get me to go on dates, eridan. you knowv vwhat thats like? you knowv howv humiliating that is, eridan? you boy eridan... eridan..! eridan! eridan!!! oh my god. you tall drink of wvater, eridan. #incest
takin best friend applications so i can finally feel somethin doin a murder again
noww wwould anyone like to cop up to bein the guy that resurrected brrapp zooppp in the first place so i can stick my crosshairs wwhere the sun dont shine OR WWE CAN DO IT THE HARD WWAY
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wwas feelin peckish in my duties and wwouldnt you knoww it some asshat just let his cockatricedad out of the hivve to croww at the moon this ones for ME to devvour for a change wwish me luck not that lucks real and evven if it wwas wwouldnt matter cause i outshine ALL foes exceptin that theyre a tall strong powwerful mean spirited domineerin ladyvvixen type because then id fold in a instant
tch the specimen is alivve and kickin if you wwant to try your fuckin hand at it
i could fuck the stars
moggin terrestrial hoes like its a 9 to 5
dont cry becky havvin a bit of a jaww only makes you cuter https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5cc99f523dbd.png
The avenue of attack is, of course, obvious. Tick. Tock.
I think “erudite and charming” would be more accurate, my dear.
My fellow posters, As i promise, I deliver. Here are my results of this test. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4cc1c6b5e0aa.jpg #nsfw
Dear Chittrs, It has come to my attention that there is a new "BDSM" test going around, and to get 'Hip' with the newest generation of Voters, I am here to announce I will be taking the quiz and posting my results. -The office of Troll GWB #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28764d7254ab.jpg
are you bein for real right noww cause its just gratuitous cruelty to say that and not mean it ill bark
im not EVVEN goin to debase myself describin wwhat terrible deeds id go through just for the off chance youd shoot a smoldering look my wway
youre so fortunate that my hands are tied right noww or id tear a path through the hells to get at you
stupid me i forgot to account for the roughly 1.6 million civvilian an lusii casualties #eridanwwar
DAY ONE #ERIDANWWAR CASUALTIES earth-c moon unnamed eridan alternate throwwn into the moon the troll the louvvre sound off if im missin anythin
an intro post wwell wwhat is there to knoww im a deadly and dowwnright ruthless nobleman of the high seas and if my status alone aint enough to inspire you into a appropriately servvile posture then i got plenty of firepowwer to make you reconsider i am the prince of hope and as such im the authority of all things hopeful so if you got any inquiries about that subject you can look no further landdwwellers dni unless wwe already knoww each other personally
3v3ry t1m3 1 s33 th4t c3rul34n color show up 1n my not1f1c4t1ons, 1 g3t h1v3s. >:[
Th3y d1d not, f13nd.
unchained eridan has nothin on me he is a blusterin lusus boy an effete milksop wwho nevver had a husktop exploded in his face by captors gutterblood larks as revvenge for deservvedly disbuddin that mudblood tavvros i am a wwarhardened beast an you should vvote #admiralampora or #levviathan if you wwant to be on the wwinnin team #eridanwwar
@arachnidiansGrasp @arachnidsGambit @arachnidsGrip#0671 @arachnidsGrip#2337 @arachnidsGrip#4998 @arachnidsGripes @arachnidzGrip neww top barkbeast vvriska just dropped wwhat do you say ladies are you prepared to fall into line
I hope everyone is prepared for the upcoming #scratchweek. That was a joke. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo. Our charm is far too great to be stored in a singular week.
I'll Give Him A Spar To Occupy His Time Alright. #nsfw #notvagueposting
dont compare me to one a your fat land sowws im regal like a majestic fuckin skyhorse but OH RIGHT youre compliment avverse AND ok maybe ill tone it dowwn maybe
the only thing thatd kill me is a swwift stab under the ribs wwhile deep in the throes of a sloppy wwet hatesnog
just fleww my airship into the troll louvvre
fuck you i suck wwe GET IT but if youre gonna kick me wwhile im dowwn at least put on the combat boots
PSHHHH the specifics might be unknowwn to me but its happenin you just hide it better than us LOATHSOME DESPERATE LOSER TYPES but wwe all end up in the same place back at the shipwwreck hatesnoggin
dont givve me that bullcrap like you aint just as bad off my offer stands wwhenevver you groww tired a chasin the coattails a your leasers
mindfang if youre done wwastin time on petty an foolish flings wwith losers you knoww that you and me had some good banter wway back wwhen
To incite b★ttle over such ★ trivi★l m★nner invokes not ★ true w★rrior's he★rt.
biig bulge ii2 back iin town.
This is ridiculous, many of you have not even met her. Certainly not my version of her, under my ward. Your empathy is detrimental and useless. Cease.
Good to see that small upset has calmed down. I will allow that subject to remain buried.
D --> To those who saw my prior message and misinterpreted it as an attack, please know that it is not D --> I simply desire for the betterment of our species D --> Which means that highb100ds should act like highb100ds D --> Have some propriety for once
faygo kinda slaps though not gonna lie
alright if anyone is mad at me you better just confess noww
I will have to ensure the Handmaid most directly under my care in my home timeline does not gain access to chittr. It seems a bad influence.
@carcinoGenetwinkist is my bride slavve for a wweek an i totally didnt havve to bribe his greedy ass wwith a billion human dollars anywway if you could all clap an rejoice or say some wwords a encouragement for me an my bitch wwife thatd be appreciated
the best an most accurate fmk list on chittr folks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24545d595213.png
aLrIgHt, I AiN'T ExPeCtInG AnY OtHeR MoThEr fUcKeRs tO ReAlLy gEt mE HeRe bUt cHeCk tHiS ShIt oUt. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/fC151168dCc2.PnG
no!!! get your own!
fuck: ii gue22 liike karkat?? he2 the only one who wouldnt let iit fuck up our friiend2hiip marry: aradiia obviiou2ly kiill: vrii2ka #n2fw
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
𖦤 Just / squashed / a / roach / or / some / shit / and / it / squirted / on / me??? / I / didn't / even / know / those / fuckers / had / guts / like / that Call / that / Beetlejuice?? / I / GUESS?????? :||
You don't have to post everything that comes to mind. And it's kind of crazy that it's me of all people having to tell you that. Meditate on it, okay?
prolly not
and it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Sounds like a mechanical issue. ]
Perhaps some of the denizens of this website woulld find greater focus and cllarity of thought if they spent lless time begging and beseeching for a quadrant or holle to be filled, and more time honing the body and mind through meditation and dedication to a craft or art. Try being dead for untolld ages as well. If the other options do not prove fruitfull.
As is tradition: Tick. Tock.
mite fuck around n come back from da dead #conc)(sideringit
jk it didnt actually do anything i dont know why im acting like it is
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in case you havwen’t noticed, im vweird. i’m a vweirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont wvant to fit in. havwe you ewver seen me wvithout this stupid cig? thats vweird.
actuaLLy hoLd on quick poLL disregarding what troLL LMFAO actuaLLy said <3 for party rockers in the hive tonight <3< for party rock is
modsre asleep post prong and nub pics
to be born a vviolet today is to be a patrician in the 5th century imperium romanum surrounded by mongrels browwbeaten by the wwoke cult an condemned to a lifetime a nevver endin decay
my busty gutterblood milkmaid tripped an spilled the charcuterie board because she cant see her feet from under her vveiny f cups luckily i havve enough wwine to keep the guests entertained wwhile the chef prepares a neww tray of tiny cheeses an cocktail wweenies #nsfww
upon my self-reflection. god damn i need a rustblood baddie #bouncingonit #nsfvw send tvweet
come 88 on this spread
after musin on it for a month i finally purchased myself a rustie milkmaid her name is tiarna an she hails from a small farmin vvillage in northern alternia wwhere she wwas disciplined in agronomics her ancestors had survvivved on the dairy trade but thins are different noww i guess cause wwhen i sent her coww lusus the dowwry a 69000 caegars she told me they wwere gonna upcycle the farm an sell it to a midblood couple that wwants to turn it into one a those god awwful hipster brewweries i shudder to evven think about it anywway enough a that shes in my kitchen right noww makin me a cheese sandwwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbf701cd9624.png
youre one a em
Rootbeer is the superior soft drink, sweet, earthy, it’s delightful
see this is the type of shit that gets you animals up in arms just a poor fuckin prince dowwn on his luck wwantin a lesson on the inferior human anatomy wwhat the fuck
if my last post made you feel real vvisceral disgust hmu for a good time and only a little sadism like a healthy amount for any regal sea dwweller wworth their flippin salt
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
hngngnh i threww up thats the sound
#LITTLEKNOWNFACTBITCH
I LIKE TO STAIN CLOTHES WITH THE WARMBLOOD’S HUES. THEN STROLL THROUGH THEIR AREAS.
Troll Siri play All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor #fishingfriday
Naur.
im dowwn on my knees in towwn square for #freakyfriday if youd like to kick some dirt in my eye evven orphaners got to givve back to society sometime consider this my penance that i do not enjoy at all evven a little
#Goodlight https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0627.png
I would like to ★ddress something born of my own f★ult with my first Chitt. I ★m not c★stist. You ★re ★ll equ★lly worthless before me.
I will only spe★k pl★inly with you lessers from now on. It ★ppe★rs th★t ★ny sort of subtly is lost on you ★ll.
i liked spiders fore but now i aint so shore they cool like back then >38/
⚇ Another day another motherfuckin passage.⚇ Carnivals 35:35 ⚇ "...The lowbloods threw rocks alongside their malediction. Gulpah, young as she was, was no match for a group of fully grown motherfuckers. They anticipated that no one would care- just a little wriggler being taught a lesson for wearing weird paint, for daring to be different...But Juneyz stood in outrage, drew their whip and *roared* their rebuttal. How *dare* they hurt their family? How *dare* they hurt their little sister in Mirth? The lowbloods were shocked. Family? They'd never heard such a ridiculous word before. But I had, and when Juneyz advanced on those ignorant motherfuckers I knew they'd be some of the first culled in the name of capital F FAMILY." #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
alright destiel steamroll these nerds
THAT'S A WIN FOR SONADOW. FINAL POLL BEFORE THE NUMBER OF USERS ONLINE DIPS TOO LOW TO EVEN BOTHER. <3 - SPIRK <> - DESTIEL <3< - HOUSE X WILSON c3< - JOHNLOCK
anywway im done wwith this so im gonna go do IMPORTANT things like eat my troll chickfila
;r EriDan ampora, tonguE Emoji, glancE bulbs Emoji, sEnD cHitt ;v
an im eridan
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i THINK THAT MOSTLY, nO MATTER WHAT, KULL GETS HIGHER THAN KULT, uNLESS, yOU POST GOOD ENOUGH TO OUTPACE, tHE HATERS,
^^ I would like it on public record that whenever I react to a post, I'm wearing the most smarmy, punchable, shit-eating smirk known to trollkind. ^^
IT’S RIGGED. YOU CAN ONLY LOSE.
notice anythin different you guys #amporacoin
My, what a flattering time it has been on this website.
MAN, Y'ALL ARE DOWN BAD. ...ME TOO. I MEAN, DO YOU *KNOW* WHAT I'D GIVE TO GET DOWN ON ANOTHER ME??? AAAAND SEND CHITT. #NSFW