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@arachnidsGripes

If I could sum up my life in one line, I would die of em8arrassment.

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I would also like to mention that I will be taking swordplay sessions from an expert over the next few nights. She volunteered to teach me and, excited though I am for the raw thrill of fisticuffs, I am equally as excited to learn the classy-yet-dangerous art of the sword. @arachnidsGripes will be instructing me in this regard for the next few nights, and I hope to share a progress photo of this as well on top of my late-night sparring sessions with my temporary fisticuffs instructor.

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Awwwwwwww, thanks for the shout-out! I'm suuuuuuuuper looking forward to it!

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #YEAH!!!!!!!! https://i.gyazo.com/b08f2ce7dd8f8b4a093b1d317e378d8b.gif

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My what an enthusiastic ejaculation! Has anything in particular given you the zoomies this evening?

Is a girl not allowed to vaguepost her excitement anymore????????

Seeeeeeeecret. ::::)

Normally when I have a secret I don't broadcast my reaction to it for all to see but then again I don't really have that many secrets anymore so maybe I'm just out of practice!

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YEAH.

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That's literally the saddest thing I've ever heard get said. I loooooooove having secrets.

Yeah. ::::)

i think im kinda a girl sometimes

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Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!

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Two packages of Star8ursts and they're 8oth all lemon. It's going to 8e one of those nights, isn't it? ::::/

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TH4T SOUNDS R34LLY T4STY

highkey ill take them like damn

You would think that, wouldn't you?

Like I said! I already 8 them!

ok so why did you eat them if you dont like them

Liking something the least doesn't mean you don't like them at all, 8ird8rain.

then damn youre complaining for no reason huh

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Do me a huuuuuuuuge fucking solid and look up what the word "gripe" means for me.

hahaha youre fun

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Aren't I just? ::::D

(=^・⩊・^=) < CHITTR STOP, I'M TRYING TO FLIRT WITH CUTE MEN!!!!

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Saaaaaaaame!

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https://i.postimg.cc/JnFmNTPm/Untitled²³7-²0²604¹0²²³5¹².png The temporary trainer I am working with kindly took this photo for me to commemorate a first successful session. We went over the basics, and I am excited to find a full-time trainer to go over more complicated lessons. ( #nsfw just to be safe, again. )

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👀👀👀👀

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I hope that these four human eye emojis are to indicate a good sort of 'viewing' rather than a bad?

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Oh, VERY good. Don't you fret. ::::)

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Good! In that case, I am flattered. I admit - I've noticed that a workout always seems to give one a heightened adrenaline level, and even though mine has been over for a short time already, I am still feeling that heightened effect, so while typically I may disregard or allow the compliment to slide off my chest and move on, this time, I will instead pay you a compliment in turn and say you are a very attractive woman and I am honored to receive a compliment from you.

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You can have one any time you'd like! If you're eeeeeeeever interested in learning a little 8it of swordplay, I'm a da8 hand with a cutlass and I love to spar. :::;)

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sometimes i wwish i wwere a girl

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So 8e a girl.

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but im naut a girl so thatd be stupid

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Too l8. You're a girl now, I said so. Guess you're just gonna have to adjust!

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do i havve to piss sittin dowwn noww

If it feels more comforta8le that way, sure? Who gives a shit. No8ody's in the a8lution 8lock with you.

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Is there anything worth paying attention to here today.

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A8solutely the fuck not.

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