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Now, I will close my husktop and soak in the warm sopor slime to try and soothe my aching muscles. Good light to you all.
<3-I'm-like-if-you-took-awesome-sauce-and-made-it-epic-style.
I would also like to mention that I will be taking swordplay sessions from an expert over the next few nights. She volunteered to teach me and, excited though I am for the raw thrill of fisticuffs, I am equally as excited to learn the classy-yet-dangerous art of the sword. @arachnidsGripes will be instructing me in this regard for the next few nights, and I hope to share a progress photo of this as well on top of my late-night sparring sessions with my temporary fisticuffs instructor.
D --> I need a good hole to rut into #nsfw #desperate #furiouslyswollen
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:33< mew all wouldnt enjoy the mewsic i listen to :33< get back to meow when mew listen to my numpurr 1 fafurite song :33< "bass boosted cd in a blendpurr 10 hour edit"
evvery time another ampora says somethin insightful i agree wwith i havve a miniature crisis a faith like no youre not supposed to say anythin i agree wwith youre meant to be objectivvely inferior to me luckily it usually only takes a couple a minutes for another one to come along an speww some dumb shit so i can go back to bein the univverses biggest hater
// Posting the entire artwork for the profile picture here, namely because it kicks utter ass. https://i.postimg.cc/jSCY4DMh/IMG-20260121-200122-095.png
Bitches
:33< *the mighty huntress dabs on the hatepurrs*
#yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think im kinda a girl sometimes
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes D --> I may as well chip in my own D --> In a Sentimental Mood - Sonny Rollins with the Modern Jazz Quartet D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm-9qQu8yKA
✿ https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118177214_JfjgIQaEqtRw2ct.jpg @naughtyTechnician
(=^･⩊･^=) < I THINK ANIMALISTIC SEX IS HOT. #NSFW
im looking at the neψ releases from some designer brands and thems some ugly bags.
THE QUEST10N Y0U SH0ULD ASK 1SNT "1S CH1TTR G01NG D0WN?" 1T 1S "WHEN 1S CH1TTR G01NG D0WN?".
(=^･⩊･^=) < CHITTR STOP, I'M TRYING TO FLIRT WITH CUTE MEN!!!!
Every time this website has an outage I destroy something you treasure. You will not know what.
concept: swimming in the pool at a party with them, so many people around laughing and partying their arms wrapped around you close, feeling their breath on your neck as you both talk to friends and watch the liveliness of the get together continue on feeling their hands slip under the water to push your bottoms aside, grabbing their wrist to stop them with a shocked laugh "no one will notice" they mumble against your neck quietly, pulling you closer into their lap as you slowly relinquish your grip you really hope no one does (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #bonfireparty, #nsfw, exhibitionism, public pailing, pool pailing, unmentioned quads, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
At the club with the nerds ever. Letting Ro' dress me up never fails. @tipsyGalactica @goliathsTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e2d9f63fa3d5.jpeg
Good! In that case, I am flattered. I admit - I've noticed that a workout always seems to give one a heightened adrenaline level, and even though mine has been over for a short time already, I am still feeling that heightened effect, so while typically I may disregard or allow the compliment to slide off my chest and move on, this time, I will instead pay you a compliment in turn and say you are a very attractive woman and I am honored to receive a compliment from you.
I hope that these four human eye emojis are to indicate a good sort of 'viewing' rather than a bad?
waking up and already wanting the day to 8e over #realposting
https://i.postimg.cc/JnFmNTPm/Untitled²³7-²0²604¹0²²³5¹².png The temporary trainer I am working with kindly took this photo for me to commemorate a first successful session. We went over the basics, and I am excited to find a full-time trainer to go over more complicated lessons. ( #nsfw just to be safe, again. )
i was hallucinating 8eing the trollian logo guy for a sweep or two #neverSmokingAgain8
8ought so much shit with the money Feferi gave me the other day. I am as happy as a gru8. #slay
Business as usual, then.
[[OoC: Ok this slaps, my kid is actually drawing me stuff for Liloet. Her tablet is ALSO broken but somehow, she can make even animations on her phone. So uh. Hell yea. Soooooon.]]
...i might make a controversial decision soon. uh, nothing serious. just, like, presentation related.
10 likes and ill throw cal into the bonfire. (not clickbait).
I SEE YOU'RE A TROLL OF DISCERNING TASTES. IT'S JUST SO HARD TO CHOOSE. AMONG SO MANY EQUALLY LOATHSOME ERIDANS. IT'S LIKE PICKING A FAVORITE FROG. SO I'M ASSEMBLING A HAREM.
everyone post their chittr hear me outs no one get mad but mine is unchained eridan i said dont get mad also slenderman (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, hear me out, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/04270af98f7c.png ✿ ✿ 𖧧he new #sp𖥧der l𖥧gh𖧧 pr❦𖧧rus𖥧❦ns are d❦𖥧ng well, 𖥧ns𖧧alled a𖧧 𖧧he behes𖧧 ❦f a farmhand. he seems 𖧧❦ enj❦y 𖧧hem, as d❦ 𖥧 ✿
*Hssssst* {〷} i'm lucky in tthatt reθpectt. nott even germθ wantt my aθθ. €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} oh itt'θ nott. i mean ok itt hurttθ tterribly in tthe momentt, and tthere'θ all kindθ of blood and otther weird fluidθ butt hey! i θurvived. tthough i gueθθ i'm alθo remarkably hard tto kill θo tthatt'θ nott θaying much. €〱 *paah*
I’m feeling very 8itchy today can I argue with someone
i'm vriska i'm so nice 8ut No8ody ever 8elieves me...
call my dms a stabdl the way i got horse boys in em
Big Dog Is On Soft Foods Cuz He Got #madfuckedup So I'm Stealing Some Of His Mush #hismush In The Hopes That I Stop Trembling Like The Windows In An Apartment Next To Train Tracks Every Time A Train Goes By
CASEY IS HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE WITH THESE "SOUND BUTTONS" SHE RANDOMLY OBTAINED. THIS IS A GENIUS IDEA TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE WANTS WITHOUT ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS AND CONFUSING HER. HER FAVORITE BUTTON AT THIS MOMENT IS " 'SUP," WITH THE OCCASIONAL "CAKE." [|:^)
https://CdN.dIsCordapp.Com/attaChmENts/1490429768170995883/1492191843054522378/3dgIfmakEr99211.gIf?Ex=69da6f72&Is=69d91df2&hm=9f00586E881a1EdCa0C537921bdbb33E10fE22a3C12365f22a6679d817347273&
if my chittr goes dowwn the sjwws got me
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These kinds of post ★re ★lw★ys fun, bec★use trolls will ★lw★ys self s★bot★ge by getting m★d ★t it.
305 til the day I die.... if it wasn't for Alternia, I wouldn't be who I am. Love ya, daleee
Daddy long dick just cruised past L.A. #DirkReport
i actually sat down last night and made this really intricate plan to sneak in and swipe it right out from under their noses. i was even gonna leave a little calling card with the breath symbol in blue on it. alchemized the card and everything. but now i'm thinking about it and, y'know what? fuck it. it's my strife specibus. i shouldn't have to sneak around to get it back. i'm gonna blow the front door open and just take it.
rip. cold shower, 8 dead 8888 injured.
today's the day. i'm stealing back my strife specibus.
dming him all the dirty thoughts tht pop in my head while hes sleepin rite nxt 2 me so he can read em when he wakes up like its a fuckin itenerary #nsfw
Mm... let me think about it. I have to see what i have for storage anyways.
≽^- ˕ -^≼ < #VIOLENCE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D0B934113391.GIF
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ < WAKE AND BAKE! #SUBSTANCE #MAKING ME PURR #WHO UP
i✟s hard as fuck being really cool and chill and shredded and good a✟ every✟hing i do lol
Good morning. Another reminder to watch for any scorpions in your bathroom. #NotSpeakingFromExperience #ButIDamnNearPissedMyself
If this is what eridan is like unchained then we need t0 chain him back up
what should i download illegally today vriska
On it. 🫡
:33< this little kitty went to meowrket :33< this little kitty stayed hive :33< this little kitty had roast beast :33< this little kitty had none :33< and this little kitty was culled fur domeowstic terrorism
namin my son dovis and then abandonin him speedrun any%
◥▶◀◤ —> I could not make it as a wise man.
dude kids r so deeply unserious, i ✟old col✟on ✟ha✟ ✟he ✟oo✟h fairy doesn✟ visi✟ our hive cuz she doesn✟ collec✟ dog ✟ee✟h and he s✟ar✟ed yelling a✟ me abou✟ how hes a wolf, no✟ a dog so i ✟old him he'd have more luck selling his ✟ee✟h 2 ✟he fairy if he wasn✟ a dog 🤷 and he go✟ so mad he ✟hrew up lol
Oh shit are we throwing a vriska party?
If the "him" in this case is eg8ert then no you a8solutely should not
at the local diner on this fine uneventful friday morning they got "whats new pussycat" cranked out on the jukebox cant wait to see what plays next
i am gayer than everyone here, AND I LOVE BEING GAY!!!! #gayasf #homosexual #pride
An excellent idea! While simply reading from a book or online tutorials is a good baseline to start with, there are undeniable merits to direct feedback from people with experience. If I were to record a video of myself practicing my form mid-workout, the feedback I got from it would be remarkably helpful. Things such as my form, my angling, even my footwork would be good to get direct commentary on, as those are difficult to translate from text to physical action.
...I see that I underestimated the level of interest there would be in watching me and another (perhaps more? One cannot know their limits until they reach them¹) engaged in raw, less-than-fully clothed fisticuffs. Uncouth, yes, but I have been enlightened as to the appeal even further now. I do not know who my opponent(s) would be, though I do have a contender who has already volunteered themself and am excited for our potential match-up. In the meantime, I will study, begin learning how one might appropriately train, and do just that. ¹ Xigisi, Galekh. pp. 455., "A Miscellaneous Collection of Quotes, Expressions, and Dialogues Otherwise Necessary"
:33< *the mighty huntress falls out of MEWR clawset with a bag full of stuff she stole furom mewre hive* :33< we cant k33p m33ting like this...
:33< they call meow an electrocutie! :33< *the mighty huntress winks electrocuting you badly in the process*
O-> ( Indigo+ Hues Remain Terribly Cute... )
It should be noted that I am 7'0 in height and carry the innate Indigo physical benefits, and on top of that, I have a very strict regime to maintain my physique purely for aesthetic purposes. I have no combat experience and would, in every sense, be an absolute fool in any sort of organized fight. However, it does still sound tempting. Perhaps I would spend the time researching and training... though I do doubt there are many who would be interested in watching me swing my arms like a fool without a shirt on.
:33< its like i always say and always will say :33< meow
4 aa biit, ii waass iin aa chaatroom, aand the goldss haad aa dessiignaated chaat they oriigiinaally caalled "beehiive," but becaausse we kept aarguiing wiith eaach other, iit got renaamed "waasspss nesst."
:33< spooky scary spidpurr nightmeowre!
// vriska gets flowers sent to her she is speaking truths
you know, sometimes i think people forget i'm not a pushover. enjoy your roof time out nerd.
1 th1nk thatz tw0 f0r tw0 h0rzez 1ve drawn the m0re 1 l1ke u the m0re eff0rt 1ll put u all r gett1n 0utd0ne by the h00fbeaztz 1m draw1n zcene g1rlz next l1ne up
CHILI'S IS SAFE FOR ANOTHER NIGHT.
somet|mes | get d|stracted by my own cleavage... l|ke... n|ce... #nsfw
i said. put. the bunny. back. in the box. #conair #quote
Why cant a girl just go do hotgirl shit sometimes. Its always no vriska you cant do that. Vriska im calling the cops on you. Vriska youre going to jail. And never you go girl. Honestly ashamed in the lack of support from everyone
Types of scam ranked 8y how awesome they are: - Selling fake tickets: classy. Scam for elite 8itches. - Sleight of hand, like stealing wallets and whatnot: Have to show some respect for how antiquated that is. Throw8ack type of vi8e. - Crypto: Get OUT of my face. 0/10
PLOTTiNG AND SCHEMiNG #GiRLBLOGGiNG
New idea I've been working on, 52 pickup 2. Initiate a game of 52 pickup, but after your victim is finished picking up the deck of cards, use a hidden bulb horn to scare them into dropping the deck, forcing them to pick it up a second time over.
bro thinks hes in the backyardigans intro
fighting the war on misinformation on the side of misinformation (making up shit in the comments of true crime podcast eps about my ancestor)
1 feel l1ke zum 0f u w0uld be f1xed 1f we all juzt met up and had a crazy all m0rn1ng rager l1ke z0me 0f u are 1n CR1T1CAL need 0f z0me g00d fuck1n muz1c
crime is already legal if you're no wimp.
i think it's obvious i'm watching con air. this is like the second time tonight..alone.
The range on comm?n¿on ps¿on¿cs ¿s k¿nda w¿ld when yo? th¿nk abo?t ¿t. Some trolls are strong eno?gh they can mess w¿th yo? thro?gh a l¿ve feed, no matter how far away yo? are. Some are probably strong eno?gh they don't even need to see yo?. As for me, ¿ th¿nk ¿t's more f?n to keep ¿t a secret lol
i love it when a man is both hot and incredibly fucking stupid
> i see, and what's your question? > where you going with my plane, cyrus? > we're going to disneyland. > so are you, vince. oh, nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the aaaiiiirrrrplane. #conair #quote
:33< thinking about how meowch i love women <3
THERE USED TO BE A LEADERBOARD RANKING USERS BY KULT SCORE (AT THE TIME KULL SCORE HADN'T BEEN IMPLEMENTED). BUT HAVING TO CONSTANTLY RECALCULATE THE LEADERBOARD MADE THE SITE INCREDIBLY FUCKING SLOW. SO IT WAS REMOVED AFTER LESS THAN 12 HOURS.
It's a two glass of mead kind of night.
:33< meooooooooooooow!!! :33< thats the biggest secret i can share so dont blow it
Black tar heroin, lets GO BABY #substace
actually if crime is legal maybe ill learn how to make crack #substance
3833 < I hear crunching in the yard. > 3833 < My dog is just biting the shit out of dirt. >
i said grumblr can come up wvith howv i lost my bulge and this is my favworite. #nsfwv https://64.media.tumblr.com/af4efee54ff7e910c0bb37f0e9fcd4ce/e2391dd965be635d-b4/s1280x1920/68c17add224c91a09896049e9454f9a85bcd7272.png
I know! And then people get mad 8ecause apparently then crimes are only cool when everyone else thinks so and never when you do them. ::::/ Also, you are smoking hot. >::::)
"crime is legal" ok ?? i already do whatever i want always
yall ever think. i’m trying to quit tbh.
I also just tend to like Vriskas, admittedly.
Real ones never had to w8 for crime to 8e legal to actually do the crimes. I got like 6 warrants on my head rn.
i should throw something.
1 TH1NK 1 SHALL PRACT1CE MUTPLE UNSAFE PR0CEDURES AT MY PLACE 0F EMPL0YMENT. #nsfw
lol anyways heyyy #nsfw h✟✟ps://iili.io/B1gr9Vf.png
Both incredibly predictable Vriska thought process and also terribly endearing Vriska thought process.
Life tip for purplebloods: You need to cull yourself. Now I know this might sound irreligious or impious, but with my glove on the clownly scripture, you need to.
okay! yay!
i bet it feels good as fucckkk to be a dark wall hit with lidar
ok did i miss anything? was distracted playing video games.
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Need a grey mode, just for you.
:33< great mews gang :33< furom the hit book "fur the love of god dont make the torment nexus" :33< i have made the torment nexus!
:33< evil bog witches always saying shit like "i purrse mew so mew can only say nonsense and lies fur all of epurrnity" :33< like i was gonna do that anyaways holehead!
whats that? leftover rice? frozen bag of peas and carrots? one onion? some bullshit sauces and some leftover meat to throw in? fuck YEAH its fried rice time.
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Internet fame that Chittr thots (me) dream of.
My favorite user on chittr is me and every other rendition of myself from every timeline. <3
:33< lil shitpeta fucked up evil beam attack!!!
Some Of You Are So Bad At Eating Nook That I'm Tempted To Pull A Troll Marilyn Manson And Have Two Of My Ribs Extracted. #nsfw
-7 Eating #rawmeat #rightnow AMA 2-
how do i live without you i want to know how do i breathe without you if you ever go how do i ever, ever survive how do i, how do i, oh how do i live #conair #lyrics