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Vriska Serket

@arachnidsGripes

If I could sum up my life in one line, I would die of em8arrassment.

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 874Kull Score: 110417 followers19 following

Fat fucking purr8east digging her claws into my 8icep and purring 8ecause she loves me soooooooo much. Same, sister. Same.

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Farewell, this 8itter tongue You spoke your lessons falling down, talking out And 8r8king silence Despite the harm you've done You swallowed your rejection well, amplified Sing your song alone, trace your footsteps home #lyricposting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ylXyvJC_I

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #YEAH!!!!!!!! https://i.gyazo.com/b08f2ce7dd8f8b4a093b1d317e378d8b.gif

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My what an enthusiastic ejaculation! Has anything in particular given you the zoomies this evening?

Is a girl not allowed to vaguepost her excitement anymore????????

Seeeeeeeecret. ::::)

❌🤷‍♀️ ^.^

Normally when I have a secret I don't broadcast my reaction to it for all to see but then again I don't really have that many secrets anymore so maybe I'm just out of practice!

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YEAH.

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That's literally the saddest thing I've ever heard get said. I loooooooove having secrets.

Yeah. ::::)

#yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is the part where I would quote Frodo Baggins if I were confident enough in your Terran media literacy to assume you understood the reference.

Didn't know candy preferences would 8e SO fucking incendiary. Good grief.

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Two packages of Star8ursts and they're 8oth all lemon. It's going to 8e one of those nights, isn't it? ::::/

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highkey ill take them like damn

You would think that, wouldn't you?

Like I said! I already 8 them!

ok so why did you eat them if you dont like them

Liking something the least doesn't mean you don't like them at all, 8ird8rain.

then damn youre complaining for no reason huh

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Do me a huuuuuuuuge fucking solid and look up what the word "gripe" means for me.

hahaha youre fun

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Aren't I just? ::::D

highkey yea

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And if you're hurting I will replace the noise With silence instead Flushing out your head If you like it violent We can play rough and tum8le Fall into 8ed And I won't 8reathe so you can recover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEAD5rqIsyg #lyricposting #siiiiiiiigh<3

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https://youtu.be/zEAD5rqIsyg

8itches acquiiiiiiiired! #2for1 #8igsavings

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Some of you 8itches really need to get 8etter quirks.

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come 88 on this spread

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What spread? XXXXD

my money spread bitch

I repeat: what spread?

youre bein purposefully obtuse

Who, meeeeeeee?

youre makin me angry kitten

Yeah? And what are you going to do a8out it, 8rine-sucker?

i need to be clear are wwe doin a bit is this a bit or are you tryin to reignite an old flame

::::)

One like and I'll throw rocks through Equius's windows until he fixes our desalin8or. #wheresmyfuckingwater

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Well, twist my arm I guess! Time to start hucking!!!!!!!!

important question do the other reacts count as their owwn separate technical like to the post or does it specifically only havve to be a like askin for rock throwwin reasons

No, they don't. Like my post or you're not getting a rock dedic8ed in your honor.

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For each one you throw a bigger rock

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Ran out of hot water 8efore I was done enjoying the hot water. >::::(

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rip. cold shower, 8 dead 8888 injured.

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If any8ody wants help not 8eing a music streaming payoink8east anymore, reply to this chit and I will teach you how to pir8 that shit like a real gam8lignant!!!!!!!!

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Soooooooo close to having seven thousand tracks on my gru8top, which is 8asically 8k when you think a8out it!!!!!!!!

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The difference 8etween seven thousand and 8 thousand is negligi8le when you can make it up in, like, two or three days!

wwell then make a neww post in twwo three days instead a makin stupid math mistakes like some grub

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8itch, have you never heard of rounding up???????

yeah and im doin it for you you almost got 7k as you sound almost 7k equals 7k rounded up swweetheart

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💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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Wish I could h8 a chit more than once.

oh sorry i saww i missed an emoji heres twwo more 😎😎

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You want me soooooooo 8ad it makes you look stupid.

youre the one hatin on my chits not me actually i cant help stupidity wwhen it doesnt wwant to be helped

Ughhhhhhhh. Getting 8lood out of clothes is so annoying. I LIKED these jeans!!!!!!!!

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just use hydrogen peroxide that usually clears it awway instantly

>> II had 7he same problem 7he o7her day. Sadly II never fiigvred ov7 hovv 7o ge7 ii7 ov7. <<

It should 8e even lesser known. ::::)

I do this! 8ut there's still a stupid stain after I wash them! How many freaking times to I need to do it????????

ok do you use cold or hot wwater to wwash em hot wwaterll spread the stain

Cold! I already know all the 8ullshit a8out the hot water making to proteins set or whatever.

WHAT SHOULD BE LESSER KNOWN. IS YOUR RADIANT INSIPIDNESS YOU SPREAD. TO ALL THE MISERABLE. PITIFUL. IDIOTS AROUND YOU. #SENDCHITT #WITHMYWORKINGBRAIN #WHICHSOMEOFUSDONTHAVE

yea yea semantics about it dont matter guess youre fucked then sorry for the loss of your clothin youll havve to livve wwith that till the end a days

Damn, this is MAD vitriolic. What the hell is up with every8ody pitch-flirting with me today????????

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Fuuuuuuuuck. D::::

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Damn @woeGothic , you got something you want to tell me? This shit's downright solicitous.

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Merely providing you an abstract amount of joy per your giggling and foot kicking post.

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@woeGothic[WG]

Oh, I got that part! I'm just saying. ::::)

What are you saying? You can be forthright with me.

@woeGothic[WG]

Where's the fun in that?

If you wish to prolong our interactions, you need only ask.

@woeGothic[WG]

You're prolonging them just fine without a request!

Perhaps then this is of mutual interest. Would you consider conceding that point?

@woeGothic[WG]

Oh, I'll consider it. No guarantees, though!

I giggle and kick my feet every time someone h8s one of my chits. #tryharder

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Engage in piracy today OR ELSE!!!!!!!!

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:33 < owo7

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On it. 🫡

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Naur.

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Going to pir8 twice as hard just for making me see this shit.

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what should i download illegally today vriska

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The entire discography of an artist of your choosing 8ecause I'm generous like that!

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Freaky Friday? No. Fat 8east Friday. #fat8eastfriday https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/363209096134000652/1492173194419765301/20260409_004313.jpg?ex=69da5e14&is=69d90c94&hm=b60babd3cf695adcf233a2ebd5e88b59fea03eeb1a1ec522b19601dac2bc0acc&

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HELL YES!!!!!!!!!

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Completely forgot to plug my palmhusk in last light 8ut I woke up to it at 8% 8attery. #netneutral

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I should call him.

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+lets not

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Who are you, my lusus?

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If the "him" in this case is eg8ert then no you a8solutely should not

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8zzzzt, wrong answer, try again!

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I have. A8solutely no idea who else "him" could 8e.

LOOOOOOOOL.