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Goin' t'lie l0\/\/\/\/. Real lo\/\/\/\/.
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Fuck, I so have a thing for legislacerators. #DIRECTposting
FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT
appropriatin the use a gala for a leprechaun fundraiser is my foremost reason for not attendin there is nothin benevvolent about charity an aristocrat wwho calls himself a philanthropist is deep dowwn a morally detached libertine wwho substitutes the orphanage for a wwhorehouse such temerity a spirit an shame a ones heritage are the mark of a parvvenu wwhereas the pedigreed elite feel no guilt ovver excess understandin that it is not privvilege but divvine decree the goin against wwhich is a counterattack on creation itself also im glued to my ergonomic chair romancin bat eared goblin bitches in darkness slaughtermaster green edition
5 likes is good enough ig be prepared for #hole seriously i dont think youve ever had to prepare yourself for hole this sexy youre gonna have to wear shades to admire that puckered ring of pure juicy hole im giving you a chance to back out now before youre completely flabbergasted by what youre witnessing youre gonna have to get your fainting couches ready this hole is so fucking sweet #myhole #nsfw #hothothot #probablynsfwe ??? damn shits fire
some a you havve nevver placed a mind blank spell upon your owwn think pan to defend against psychic assassins and it showws
D--> Smiling would be too much. I am working my way up the emojicon echeladder, a fact I e%pect Nepeta will no doubt praise me for. For now however the simple 8| is all I can manage. Going above that feels like jumping the metaphorical razortoothfinbeast.
hhehhhehhh
hfffffijustlefttheempire.soresubject! not fair!
Yeah no that's exactly what I was talkin' about. Y'know, gotta keep the biters healthy and clean first thing after waking up.
twwenty minutes a listenin to breakcore cured my depression
not to start drama but if you freed the orphans i had tied up outside the medicullers office durin my routine std (sonic transient dimensions) checkup you just freed a bunch a blasted no good brigands wwhore goin to burn dowwn my fuckin orphice for no good fuckin reason like its goin to bring their octopusdad back FUCK #nsfww
----AUTO-SENT FROM PALMHUSK AT 4:13 AM PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME (PST)---- WELL. I GUESS THIS IS IT. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE, SO SKIP TO THE END IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE FETID, RUBBERY DIGESTION SAC OF THIS GARGANTUAN BLUBBERBEAST FOR ALMOST TWO DAYS. THE GOOD NEWS? I MANAGED TO FIND SOME SORT OF... HONESTLY, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THIS THING IS. IT'S THE MOST UNWHOLESOMELY UNPLEASANT SEA VESSEL I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON. IT'S SOME KIND OF HUGE, BUOYANT CHARIOT WITH FLEXIBLE SACS FOR MY FRONDS TO FIT INTO. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT'S GOT TO BE *ANCIENT,* BUT ITS SOMEHOW STILL INTACT. I'M, UH. REALLY TRYING TO AVOID SITTING ON THE SEAT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I SITTING ON THIS SEAT. I REFUSE TO ELABORATE. BUT THANKS TO THIS THING, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO LOCOMOTE TO *SOME* DEGREE WITHOUT BEING DISSOLVED. AND IN A MORBID CASE OF IRONY, I HAVE, OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS STUCK IN AN UNDULATING SEA BEAST, FOUND MY SEA LEGS. THE BAD NEWS? IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND NO RESCUE HAS SHOWN UP. MY FRIENDS ARE LITERALLY GODS. GODS AND CORPORATE MOGULS OF PREPOSTEROUS WEALTH AND EMPRESSES AND SEAFARING CACKLEBEASTS IN PETTICOATS WHO I'D LOVE TO SEE AS HALF-DIGESTED LEVIATHAN CHUNKS, BUT WHOM I'D RATHER SEE PRYING ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BECOME ONE, MYSELF. AND DESPITE IT ALL, NO ONE'S MANAGED TO FIND ME. THERE'S A CHANCE THAT SOMEONE COULD RECONSTITUTE ME FROM WHATEVER ACIDIC GOOP IS LEFT OF ME, BUT KNOWING THE OPPORTUNISTIC PSYCHOPATHS I ASSOCIATE WITH, JANE WOULD PROBABLY BRING ME BACK AS AN EVIL CORPORATE DRONE, AND FEFERI MIGHT BRING ME BACK AS SOME KIND OF IMPERIAL DRONE-HYBRID, FOR ALL I KNOW. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THE RARE AND PERHAPS FINITE CERTAINTY OF BEING *ME.* AND I GUESS I'VE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. KIND OF. NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN'T PIERCE THE INSIDE OF THIS THING WITH FUCKING ANYTHING, AND IT'S BEEN MAKING *EXTREMELY* WORRYING SOUNDS THAT INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND I'M NOT THRILLED TO GUESS WHAT IT IS. IF I HAD TO, I'D BET THAT IT'S GOING TO SWALLOW YET ANOTHER DERELICT HUNK OF SHIPWRECK, WHICH WILL KNOCK THE TROLL LIVING IN ITS BILIOUS INNARDS LOOSE AND TOSS ME INTO ITS SAC SOLVENT TO FINALLY TURN INTO NUTRIENT SLUDGE. MAYBE I'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS. I MIGHT PULL SOME RIDICULOUS HIJINK OUT OF MY WASTE CHUTE AND PADDLE TO SAFETY THROUGH LEAGUES OF ROILING, BLACK ABYSS. OR JUST FUCKING EXPLODE UNDER THE IMMENSE, APHOTIC PRESSURE. BUT IF I DON'T, THEN AS MUCH AS IT *TORTURES* MY THROBBING SHAME GLAND TO SAY EVEN *ONE* NICE THING ABOUT ANY OF THE RAGING, CORYBANTIC ASSHOLES I'VE MET IN THE LAST WIPE... WELL, I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK THAT I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL, INVERTEBRATE CHUMP WHO DIDN'T GIVE A BUGWINGED FUCK ABOUT THEM. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A CHIT TO SEND IN OR OUT OF THIS THING'S FEEDERHOSEN (MAYBE ITS GUTS ARE LINED WITH LEAD, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW), BUT I'M SETTING UP THIS CHIT SO THAT IT WILL HOPEFULLY UPLOAD ON ITS OWN AS SOON AS IT FINDS A POINT OF CONNECTION. IN THE EVENT THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY DIE, AND RESCUE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO COME AT THE *LAST* POSSIBLE SECOND, I DON'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN THIS OR ANY EXISTING TIMELINE IF I REALLY OPENED THE FLOODGATES AND LET AN UNMITIGATED TORRENT OF TROLLASSES-THICK EMOTIONAL *SAP* RUSH OUT IN BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, SO I'M GOING TO FORCE MYSELF, FOR ONCE, TO BE CONCISE. AND TO SPARE MYSELF THE UNBEARABLE HUMILIATION OF INDICATING THAT I LIKED ANY OF YOU ESPECIALLY WELL, I'M ALSO DOING THIS IN COLD, STERILE, ALPHABETICAL ORDER. IN FACT, FOR GOOD MEASURE, I'M MAKING IT REVERSE-ALPHABETICAL. BECAUSE EVEN HERE AND NOW, I CAN'T HELP DOING EVERYTHING CHUTE-BACKWARDS. THESE COUNTERMEASURES SHOULD SERVE TO SUFFICIENTLY DILUTE WHAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE A FLESH-SEARINGLY CAUSTIC TIDAL WAVE OF AFFECTION BILE LAUNCHED STRAIGHT FROM THE MOST PUNGENT RECESSES OF MY PITY PUMP. #ENDEARINGDEATHDAY, OR SOMETHING. @WALKSTABWALK. I HATE THE WAY YOU DID IT, BUT THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO 2K. THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, JACK. @MEGALOMEMES. YOU'VE BASICALLY BEEN AROUND SINCE NIGHT ONE, HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU SEE IN ME THAT'S WORTH FOLLOWING, BUT THANKS. @IMPERIOUSCONDESCENSION. UNBELIEVABLE THAT I'M SAYING THIS HERE, BUT THANK YOU FOR SOMEHOW UNDOING A LIFETIME-LONG FEAR THAT HAD BEEN INDOCTRINATED FROM THE MOMENT OF HATCHING. ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BETTER. @GUTSYGUMSHOE. YOU ARE SO MANY THINGS. MANY OF THEM WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS DEATHCUPE CONFESSION IF I HURLED THOSE BARBED EPITHETS AT YOUR EXPRESSION PLATE. BUT YOU'RE ALSO A GOOD SPORT. THANKS FOR HAVING MY DORSAL RIDGE. @GRIMAUXILIATRIX AND @GLAMOROUSAUSPACIAR. BOTH OF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO *NOT* COMPEL ME TO RUN MY SHOUTGASH ABOUT TROLL WEEZER. YOU BOTH ENCOURAGED ME TO DO IT, ANYWAY. IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE WANTS TO LISTEN. @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#1433. I'VE CHITTED IT ONCE, I'LL CHIT IT AGAIN. YOU'RE MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT. IRONIC, SINCE I'M ON THE VERGE OF A GRUESOME EXTINCTION, BUT YOU'VE KIND OF BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING. THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME, TEREZI. @GALLOWSCALIBRATORR ALSO GETS A CRUMB OF MY GRATITUDE BECAUSE YOU DO ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING NAUSEATINGLY UPLIFTING TO SAY. IT BALANCES OUT THE SEVERELY TOXIC PH THAT I BRING TO THE FLAT, OBLONG EATING PLATFORM. I REALLY NEED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT ACID. AND BEING DISSOLVED. EUGH. @DOGWOODJACKAL. I AM NOT YOUR DAD. OR YOUR "CRABDAD." OR AT LEAST, I WASN'T. BUT IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME WONDERING IF YOU'RE "THEIR KARKAT" OR "NOT THEIR KARKAT," YOU MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BE "ANYONE'S KARKAT." SO YEAH, I GUESS I SOMEHOW AUDITIONED FOR A PART I NEVER ASKED FOR AND GOT IT. I DON'T HATE THAT. MUCH. @CUTTLEFISHCODDLER. IT'S A SECRETING SHAME THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK MUCH BEFORE I WAS IMMEDIATELY SWALLOWED BY A BRINY BEHEMOTH NIGHTMARE FISH FROM THE FUCK-OFF DEEP. YOUR SITUATION SEEMS INTENSE. I GUESS IT ENDS UP THAT WAY FOR A LOT OF US, THE OLDER WE GET. I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. REALLY. IF I LIVE, YOU MIGHT BE GENUINELY PROUD OF HOW WELL I'VE GOTTEN USED TO THIS WHOLE "SEA LEGS" THING. I COULD DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP WHILE THIS THING IS PITCHING AROUND. I WON'T. BECAUSE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT I'LL FALL IN ACID AND DIE. @COLUMBIDAETOXICOLOGIST. I HAD NO INTENTION OF STICKING AROUND FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS ON THIS OOZING PUSTULE OF A WEBSITE UNTIL YOU WERE MY FIRST FOLLOW. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME ADMIT THIS, BUT YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE A PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS AT TROLL HARVARD AND TROLL MIT, AND THAT SHOULD BE A CULLABLE CRIME. @CENTAURSPERIPHERALS. EQUIUS. YOU'RE A FREAK. YOU'RE THE MOST REVOLTING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER BEEN FORCED ONTO A MOVING VESSEL WITH. AND KEEP IN MIND, VRISKA WAS ON THAT SHIP, TOO. SO THAT'S *REALLY* SAYING SOMETHING. I HATE THAT IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY READING IT WITH SWEAT POURING DOWN YOUR FOREHEAD IN A STEADY, CONSTANT STREAM OF SUCH LUDICROUS VOLUME THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SHORTED ALL THE ELECTRONICS NEAR YOU. I HATE WHAT A FREAK YOU ARE. BUT YOU'RE A LOYAL FREAK. THANKS FOR TRYING TO HELP, EARLIER. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WHOLE "REDEMPTION ARC." YOU REALLY, *REALLY* HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU, THERE. @CALIGVLASAQVARIVM, @CALIGULASAQUARIUM, @CALIGULAASCENDIT. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU X3 COMBO. FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU FOR BEING SO FUCKING PRESENT IN MY LIFE. I HATE THAT OF ALL THE STEAMING PIECES OF SHIT HERE, YOU THREE WENT TO BAT FOR ME IN A WAY I'M INCAPABLE OF DENYING. FUCK YOU, ERIDAN. FUCK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. FUCK YOU FOR BEING A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. @BUMMELBOOGIE. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE CLUTCHING FOR BY HANGING ONTO THE DRIVEL THAT COMES OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT, BUT YOU'VE ALSO BEEN HERE SINCE PRETTY MUCH THE BEGINNING. THANKS. @ASPIRINGPESSIMIST. THIS HONESTLY MIGHT BE THE HARDEST ONE FOR ME TO WRITE. I FEEL LIKE THIS MENTION IS INCRIMINATING IN ITS OWN SELF-EVIDENCE, BUT I'VE. UGH. I'VE GENUINELY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU. I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS BEFORE I WAS TROLLNAPPED BY MY CURRENT, HIGHLY LETHAL MOBILE HIVE, BUT THANKS FOR HELPING ME SAVE EXPRESSION-PLATE AT FIGHT NIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME, AFTER I DISAPPEARED THE WAY I DID. AND THEN DISAPPEARED AGAIN. INTO THE BELLOWHOLE OF A SEA MONSTER. BUT IF I MAKE IT OUT OF HERE (AND I HAD BETTER NOT, AFTER SAYING ALL OF THIS CRAP), THEN I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE MOST SINCERE APOLOGY THAT I CAN DIG OUT OF MY BLACK, RUSTY, MAGGOT-RIDDLED BLOOD PUSHER AND PUSH IT YOUR WAY LIKE A FERAL PURRBEAST DROPS A MANGLED RODENT CORPSE. AND THANK YOU, AGAIN. @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. I TAKE IT BACK. THERE IS ONE TROLL I DREAD WRITING A MESSAGE FOR MORE THAN ANY OTHER. OF ALL THE RECIPIENTS EVER TO BEAR THE ROILING BRUNT OF MY FURIOUS, BURNING HATE, YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST INTOLERABLE BITCH EVER TO EARN MY IRE. WORDS FAIL TO ENCAPSULATE THE DEPTH OF MY HATE. ACTIONS FAIL TO MAKE VIVID ITS DEPTHS. ONLY THE BLACK, BURNING CORONA OF AN ECLIPSE, CATACLYSMIC IN ITS STYGIAN GRANDEUR, RENDING THE LIGHT FROM THE SKY LIKE A CLAW PLUCKING THE GANDERBULB OF A GOD FROM ITS SOCKET, SEARING WITH A RUBY-RED RING OF IRE ALL WHO WOULD GAZE INTO THE ABYSS, COMES CLOSE TO ONE ONE-SQUINTILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IN THIS EXACT MOMENT. HATE. HATE. HATE. SIGH. AND YET, IT WAS MY OWN STUPID FAULT FOR COMING OUT HERE. I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ME JUST SO YOU CAN RUB YOUR SNIFFSTUMP IN MY FACE ABOUT WHAT A LAMEASS I AM AND HOW COOL YOU ARE FOR SAVING ME AND HOW WE SHOULD TOTALLY HATESNOG ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO SEXY, WHICH IS A CLAIM YOU TREAT AS SELF-EVIDENT FACT DESPITE YOUR CONSTANT NEED TO RESTATE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. AND FRANKLY, IT DOESN'T. IT JUST MAKES YOU AN INSUFFERABLE WHORE. BUT YOU *ARE* THE INSUFFERABLE WHORE WHO CONVINCED ME TO MAKE MY CHITTR IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO IT'S WITH MY TEETH CLENCHED TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN FEEL MY MANDIBLES CRACKING FROM THE SHEER STRAIN OF MY SEETHING FURY THAT I ADMIT THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. YEAH. OKAY. THE WEIRD SEABEAST NOISES ARE GETTING LOUDER. THERE'S A SORT OF GURGLING SOUND, AND THE... WATER? ACID? THE LIQUID LEVEL IN THE PART OF THE FEEDTUBE I'M IN IS GOING DOWN, WHICH COULD BE VERY GOOD, OR VERY BAD. I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT, SOON. EITHER WAY, I'VE GOT TO SET THIS CHIT UP TO POST AUTOMATICALLY WHEN IT GETS THE CHANCE TO. *IF* IT GETS THAT CHANCE. #UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: IN A PERFECT WORLD, DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SIXTY SECONDS FROM BECOMING DIGESTIVE SLUDGE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A PERPETUALLY CHUFFED FREAK WITH A BIG, STUPID SMILE PLASTERED ON YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT AND DAY, BUT IF YOU'RE A SCREAMING, DISAGREEABLE TERMITE LIKE ME NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, THEN, WELL. MAYBE THE TENTH TIME, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THAT WAY, YOU WON'T BE CHITTING YOUR OWN FUCKING EULOGY FROM A PLACE THAT SMELLS LIKE THE PICKLED WASTE CHUTE OF A DEAD, AQUEOUS ASS-KRAKEN THAT'S BEEN ROTTING IN THE DEEP SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. WISH ME LUCK.
SOMETIMES MORE DEPENDS ON HOW MANY I CAN GET MY CLAWS ON —EMBER💥
PERSONALLY I LIKE TO LINE UP SIX OF EM AND DRIVE BY WITH A SPIKED BAT —EMBER💥
nobody can do it like you ma'am!!!!! mostly because you did not do it!
alright guys pack it up partys ovver a certain alt a the empress found my chitt about femboy toes
troll alexa go on mutiesluts.com an showw me femboy karkat spreadin his oiled up toes in nylons povv toe tease #nsfww
fuck guys this isnt goregle
D-->I for one believe he is providing vital information to the e%perience with his criticisms, but perhaps you could order him to defer any negative criticism to me as I can translate it to you in a much more constructive manner by removing all the low-b100d language and slang. That way you and Feferi can enjoy the travel without any interruptions and only the occasional loud immersion breaking shout. I should also report we have ran out of clean towels.
D-->Yes, I am so okay in-fact I am pre-emptively v001unteering for any other disgusting, filthy tasks you discover must be done. For the sake of the boat club I will go through with them although I would prefer you give them to me in a curt, almost rude manner. To save on time and efficiency of course.
D-->I will take to this humiliating task unfit for one of my status. It will be shameful, disgusting work cleaning off the reside of one who would theoretically be higher than me if I still believed in the hemospectrum which I do not but for the sake of our boat club I will sacrifice my paws and rinse off his genetic material, by which I mean puke. Yes....truly filthy....
D-->I understand you value naval vessels as appropriate to your b100d colour and I have always respected your violent desires and take charge attitude even though you were lower on the hemospectrum than I. Regardless I must say it is shameful and even humiliating to so publicly display an interest in copulating with inanimate objects. #nsfw
Mental health state: Downloading World of Warcraft.
SWEDDWELLRR GOON.
she wwas supposed to rub rogaine into my wwidowws peak but she left me for lord daebble dob the shiesty sewwermancer a the east #broken
...aaaaAAAHHHH in my defense no one pays attention to me so I had literally no reason to think they'd bother!!!
conquerin entire planets is still easier than talkin to girls
getting really tired of all of you wilfully misunderstanding my situation I AM HAPPY!!!!!!!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO SHUT THE FUCK UP
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE OF THE DAY: PUBLIC BOASTS OF CONCUPISCENT PROWESS. NO COMMENT ON THIS TOPIC. I. STILL HAVE SOME THINGS I NEED TO FORGET ABOUT. DMS ARE OPEN FOR THOSE WHO MUST ABSOLUTELY HEAR IT. #CONSIDERTHIS: IS IT POSSIBLE TO DO A LOBOTOMY ON YOURSELF AT HIVE. ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
GORGEGLE, CAN GOREGASH DELIVER SEVENTEEN BOTTLES OF BLEACH TO MY HIVE.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR TROLL KINGDOM CO-LEADER SPEAKING. A LEADER WHO HAS, UPON OPENING MY SOPORIFIC, ROTSALT-ENCRUSTED GANDERBULBS, COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT LAST LIGHT, WHILE UNDER THE EFFECTS OF THE #SUBSTANCE, I MADE SOME. CHITS. IT IS MY BELIEF THAT AFTER SWEEPS OF UNWANTED EXPOSURE, FELLOW TROLL KINGDOM CO-LEADER DAVE STRIDER HAS LEFT A DERANGED THOUGHTFORM IN MY THINKPAN. IT LIVES DEEP IN MY FULMINATING PSYCHE. TRAPPED IN A PRISON BENEATH A THOUSAND ATMOSPHERES' PRESSURE OF DENSE, POSTURE POLE-SNAPPING SELF-LOATHING. AND AFTER THE. EVENT. THAT OCCURRED. I INTEND TO KEEP IT THERE FOREVER. UNTIL THE DAY I AM PERMANENTLY SCRAPED OFF THE FACE OF THE MULTIVERSE. FEEL FREE TO SEND A BOMB TO MY HIVE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP EXPEDITE THAT DAY'S ARRIVAL. PLEASE.
I HAVE SEEN CLEARER SKIES IN INTERSTELLAR FOOTAGE OF GAS GIANTS. *CREMATORIUMS* AREN'T THIS SWELTERING TO BREATHE IN. THERE IS MORE #SUBSTANCE IN THIS HIVE THAN THERE IS OXYGEN OR RESTRAINT. I WOULD SPRINT OUTSIDE AND GASP FOR AIR LIKE A DYING SEADWELLER, BUT I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT THE CONTACT HIGH HAS RENDERED ME ALL BUT RIVEN FROM ALL SENSORY CONNECTION TO MY SMOKED, WELL-PRESERVED CARCASS. I CAN'T RISK BEING SEEN LIKE THIS IN PUBLIC. I'M GOING TO SEE IF I CAN MAKE A GAS MASK OUT OF A PLASTIC BAG OR DIE TRYING.
huh. i am not even sure what i was going to say there! i must have sent that right at the start of one of my dissociative culling episodes so it probably does not mean anything anyway fuck you nobody likes you or forgives you
aw man, i spaced out and went on a culling spree... i like it better when i can remember those :/
god i cant believe good jade never
shut up!!!!!! stop saying things like that!!!!!!!!!!! this is why nobody can fucking stand you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iT'S NOT, aBOUT THAT, aND NOT EVEN, tHIS YOU, pROBABLY NOT ANYWAYS,
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! not me i have to operate at peak mental capacity to attend a Troll Magic: the Gathering prerelease tournament in a few hours
K--<i trolled her.
i HAVE NEVER EVEN, lONGED FOR THE WAY IT FELT WHEN, mY BODY MOVED SEEMINGLY, oN ITS OWN, wITHOUT MY INPUT, mAKING ME DO THINGS AS THOUGH, iRONICALLY i WERE IN TOTAL CONTROL, tOTAL CONFIDENCE, aND DEFINITELY NOT THOUGHT ABOUT, hOW LOW SOMEONE HAS TO BEHAVE, tO QUALIFY AS A BEAST, fOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN POWERS,
some miserable clay eater told me to go fuck myself today in standard eridanny fashion i planned to decapitate him an display his head on the hood a my teslaa wwhile drivvin through the cull court wwhen i had a sudden out a body experience (probably reached the fourth jhana lets be real guys im definitely the awwakened one) i found myself in a strange place that looked like the set a the big comfy couch an for some reason seahorse dad wwas there too turns out he had befriended the clowwnette wwith the vvery honkable nose hubba hubba an they told me that im nevver gonna get laid unless i literally fuck myself its a good thin i didnt kill this land dwweller for a change cause hes some kind a clowwngirl medium an wwhile magic is a bunch a poppycock an im probably just havvin nicotine wwithdrawwal talkin to some dowwn an out lowwblood cause i lost my juul this seems like pretty solid advvice so yeah if anyone has an appearifier theyre beggin to part wwith let me knoww cause im lookin to buy for obvvious reasons #substance #eridanwwar #trolllist #nsfww
yeah big michael is like my best friend tbh
baby please i got you this to showv my dewvotion to you @trendygnostalgic [attached is a picture of cronus hunched ovwer, pulling up his shirt and tugging his pants dowvn just a bit to shovw off a tattoo on his lowver back. it reads "roxie" in flovwery text, wvith a y before the "ie" thats been clumsily cowvered up. there are simple flowvers on either side. big michael is squatting next to cronus, giwving the camera a thumbs up. he is smoking 5 cigarettes and 2 cigars all at once.] #nsfvw #substances
i WAS,,, dR8GGEEEEEEEED HERE,,, 8Y SOMEONE, 8etter have 8een worth, my time!!!!!!!!
i think that wasdthe lost of my organs shuttin down ill see you tomrorow night alternai nobody tocuh my stuff wille im sleeping
how could yoeu stay that what the fuckr oddi i ever do yo you
I'm NOT going to let a little think like heart/liver fialure stomp me if i dont eget to fuck that officeworker im ovberthrowing the government and thruowing myself into the sun
when i close my eyes i cant see
If only there was a man to help me think more clearly. And tell me how I should be thinking. #nsfw
hey vwhy are there police lights outside my hivwe haha
i blacked out for a second wvhat happened
posting on chittr in its peak activity hours is like a humiliation ritual
its not ovver yet youre so young eri youre only thirteen eri yeah wwell say that to my fuckin hairline
THE ONLY SPOT OF PLEASURE I KNOW. IS THE SEND CHITT BUTTON. SEND CHITT.
she lets mme hit because i *remmemmbers i have nnothinng annd nno onne* how aboutd we stop talkinng for a little while
Maybe if i Hope hard enough they will reappear.
bluh i guess but i still dont want a plunger near me i can just take it off myself and fix it not a big deal
OK. SASUNARU CLEARLY SWEPT THE FIRST POLL. HERE'S THE SECOND POLL. <3 - NARUMITSU <> - KOMAHINA <3< - SONADOW c3< - RED X BLUE (POKEMON)
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