Dave Strider
@turntechGravehead
(icon by @kvaaassssss on tumblr dot com) suck it wild style and get jiggy with it
happy pride month my ass hurts #suggestive
how are you both Verified and Deverified at the same time
because im special and funny
cool
back to being all humany ive had my fun
thank you for joining me
marble
YESS YAAY
we marble together
hell yeah we marble together
why is there an army of marbles
im turning decrepit theres no other explanation for my back going numb randomly
there is a cat circling on me and kneading my bony ass thighs what enjoyment does this bring the creature besides causing pain
you do this to me too by flexing your sharp ass nails on me
my ass has scars
somehow this sounds like not my problem i mean its your ass not mine really not my fault if your ass cant hold up to the real world is it
you were just jealous of how perfect my ass is and tried to sabatoge me but jokes on you my ass still looks fantastic with scars
hey man i never said your ass wasnt fantastic thats something we both have in common no need to get up in arms about it
just had to make sure we both know
im barely holding my brain together right now where the fuck am i floating away to and why do i feel like im staring through mesh
what
i dunno man i just work here
fair enough
i fell asleep in the middle of shoving soggy noodles in my mouth im a modern miracle
great success i found five bucks i can now feed myself for the next two weeks with clearance dollar store food im living the high life or whatever the fuck the saying is is it the good life or the high life because technically im high but only elevation wise since im on the roof but otherwise im bitch cold sober what was i saying
gonna quote rose here dusting off this old ass quote saved it for a rainy day you dont have to earn support
i mean you could buy whatever you want. i have a shit ton of money and i dont do anything with it.
man whyre you doing that to me right now cut it out or im gonna have emotions
scrooge mcduck but the opposite of a scrooge
hey man someones gotta here ill bring the tissues theyre kleenex with that soft stuff in it so your nose doesnt get all raw and gross emote it out broskie
ive just been using the cheap paper towels for tissues cause they cost less and you get more
dude trust me just get tp for the snot nosed scenes paper towels will rock your shit like holy fuck have you ever had to stuff those things up your nose cause its leaking like a faucet it sucks
yeah multiple times my nose has bled from it but yknow it is what it do be
switch to the tp and spare yourself please
when i run outta this then i will
wait did i miss something what the hell
i should draw a bird from memory and see what new abominations i create
im ready for the beach i got my 120spf sunscreen and UV blocking clothes and a big ass umbrella
bitch im alive
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oh shit oh fuck not the not the ak fur-ty seven (i dont know guns what gun is that)
deez nuts
i rise
Hi Dave!
sup jadetastic
I'm bored just killing time What about you?
i hate building furniture wdym i cant use cardboard and random plywood and cinderbricks
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yall im outta aj and i busted my goddamn ankle and knee for the third time this year this is the end of me
a bitch do be broke
deliver it by hand
.......no
... Do you want some apple juice? I will have some sent to you. Get well soon.
thank you mr president sir
i wish i did have it
dun wanna
shrimp
ive been left to my own devices and i lack the ability to cook edible food without consequences
8ig relate
time for a good healthy dinner consisting of mini chips ahoy and an entire container of lettuce shoved into my mouth raw
wouldnt you like to know weather boy
im debatably human with an inability to die from lettuce
its a noble cause