Dave Strider
@turntechGravehead
(icon by @kvaaassssss on tumblr dot com) suck it wild style and get jiggy with it
Magnets. How do they work?
sinister magic
I know the real answer 8ut itβs not as funny
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i bought a shark plush with long weighted arms and im wearing him like a backpack
ive slept more than half this week combined and im gonna sleep even more
it took me three tries to get up because i got dizzy and fell over
apparently there actually is such a thing as too much caffeine and i think ive found that limit with the help of my fuckass heart i now understand how hummingbirds feel jesus christ i think my heart has discovered a new speed previously unknown to mankind
did you not reply to me earlier about not being able to get a referral for a tilt table test? if you even slightly believe you need one of those you should not be touching caffeine at all. just my two cents.
man im aware i shouldnt be having caffeine but its my goddamn choice what i do with myself no need to try and tell me 'if i believed i need a tilt test' blah blah blah
so touchy. maybe you wouldnt be in this situation if youd considered any of this beforehand.
ive discovered i dont know how to swim this is just plain rude
typical
dId a mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKe aLmOsT DrOwN To fIgUrE It oUt oR?
yeah howd you know
wAs jUsT WoNdErInG If iT WaS LiKe tHe fUcKiN DuMb wAy. HoW DoN'T YoU KnOw yOu cAn't sWiM. yOu aIn't eVeR SwIm bEfOrE, cAn't cOoLeSt gUy eVeR YeR WaY In tHe wAtEr bRo.
my neck my back all my joints have cracked help im on the floor this is the end
desperately yeah
whats up chittr its ya boy dumbass strider himself here with not one but two bruised ribs and a dislocated elbow #injuries #nsfw #itsyaboyskinnypenis
medically yes mentally no but unrelated and physically no but unrelated
well how are you physically not okay
my dude im a medical mystery my chronic issues have their own chronic issues
i technically have diabetes but no i dont lol so i get you
i dont know how that works but swag the body is a cruel prison
i was a diabetic until godtiering so
bitch howd you get lucky after getting out i got all my problems back but worse
i traded my physical issues for 3 years on a meteor then crippling depression after john broke up with me and now were back together and karkat is also there
the hell dude why we got these issues
because of woke lord english
happy pride month my ass hurts #suggestive
how are you both Verified and Deverified at the same time
because im special and funny
cool
back to being all humany ive had my fun
thank you for joining me
marble
YESS YAAY
we marble together
we marble together.. this is so awesome
hell yeah we marble together
why is there an army of marbles
im turning decrepit theres no other explanation for my back going numb randomly
there is a cat circling on me and kneading my bony ass thighs what enjoyment does this bring the creature besides causing pain
you do this to me too by flexing your sharp ass nails on me
my ass has scars
you were just jealous of how perfect my ass is and tried to sabatoge me but jokes on you my ass still looks fantastic with scars
just had to make sure we both know
im barely holding my brain together right now where the fuck am i floating away to and why do i feel like im staring through mesh
i dunno man i just work here
i fell asleep in the middle of shoving soggy noodles in my mouth im a modern miracle
great success i found five bucks i can now feed myself for the next two weeks with clearance dollar store food im living the high life or whatever the fuck the saying is is it the good life or the high life because technically im high but only elevation wise since im on the roof but otherwise im bitch cold sober what was i saying
gonna quote rose here dusting off this old ass quote saved it for a rainy day you dont have to earn support
i mean you could buy whatever you want. i have a shit ton of money and i dont do anything with it.
man whyre you doing that to me right now cut it out or im gonna have emotions
scrooge mcduck but the opposite of a scrooge
hey man someones gotta here ill bring the tissues theyre kleenex with that soft stuff in it so your nose doesnt get all raw and gross emote it out broskie
ive just been using the cheap paper towels for tissues cause they cost less and you get more
dude trust me just get tp for the snot nosed scenes paper towels will rock your shit like holy fuck have you ever had to stuff those things up your nose cause its leaking like a faucet it sucks
yeah multiple times my nose has bled from it but yknow it is what it do be
switch to the tp and spare yourself please
when i run outta this then i will
wait did i miss something what the hell
i should draw a bird from memory and see what new abominations i create
im ready for the beach i got my 120spf sunscreen and UV blocking clothes and a big ass umbrella