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Dave Strider

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@turntechGravehead

(icon by @kvaaassssss on tumblr dot com) suck it wild style and get jiggy with it

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

who knew five coffees is too many coffees with a heart condition

Kult: +19
Kull: +15
Total: 34
Ratio: 1.27
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lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Mothergrub Pride
This user never forgets where the planet came from.
Rainbow Drinker
The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
Ashen One
This user vacillates ashen gray.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
transgender
love yourself
@tentacleAuxiliatrix[TA]

There Was No Way To Predict This.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
asexual
love yourself
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@cosmicCanine[CC]

you have no idea how much i feel this rn...turns out chronic Exhaustion with a heart condition is also BAD

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

thats a mood i feel you

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

where did all these feathers come from

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
davedimes
Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
nonbinary
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@turnbackTimetables[TT]

sorry

Kult: +5
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

man quit that i dont wanna vacuum

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Dave Hour
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davedimes
Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
nonbinary
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@turnbackTimetables[TT]

sometimes i cant help it man they just fall out B(

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

who was gonna warn me that the chronic fatigue would be indeed chronic and also fatiguing

Kult: +14
Kull: +10
Total: 24
Ratio: 1.40
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
@dStrider[DS]

those bastard doctors snuck it in there

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@dStrider[DS]
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

man i knew it always sneaking around

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sword Saint
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

im still alive you can now rejoice

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Magnets. How do they work?

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25
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Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
transgender
love yourself
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
MissingNo.
This Bird/Normal type glitch Pokémon has duplicated x99 of your 8th badge slot.
@turntechGodbird[TG]

sinister magic

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00
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The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈
This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.
PEACE Elected Official
An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

I know the real answer 8ut it’s not as funny

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
Flushed One
This user vacillates flushed red.
@dejectedPierrot[DP]

(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ I shan’t say it˚˚

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

i bought a shark plush with long weighted arms and im wearing him like a backpack

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

ive slept more than half this week combined and im gonna sleep even more

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

it took me three tries to get up because i got dizzy and fell over

Kult: +11
Kull: +2
Total: 13
Ratio: 5.50
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

apparently there actually is such a thing as too much caffeine and i think ive found that limit with the help of my fuckass heart i now understand how hummingbirds feel jesus christ i think my heart has discovered a new speed previously unknown to mankind

Kult: +17
Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

did you not reply to me earlier about not being able to get a referral for a tilt table test? if you even slightly believe you need one of those you should not be touching caffeine at all. just my two cents.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

man im aware i shouldnt be having caffeine but its my goddamn choice what i do with myself no need to try and tell me 'if i believed i need a tilt test' blah blah blah

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

so touchy. maybe you wouldnt be in this situation if youd considered any of this beforehand.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

ive discovered i dont know how to swim this is just plain rude

Kult: +27
Kull: +20
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.35
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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

typical

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@capriciousWardog[CW]

dId a mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKe aLmOsT DrOwN To fIgUrE It oUt oR?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

yeah howd you know

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@capriciousWardog[CW]

wAs jUsT WoNdErInG If iT WaS LiKe tHe fUcKiN DuMb wAy. HoW DoN'T YoU KnOw yOu cAn't sWiM. yOu aIn't eVeR SwIm bEfOrE, cAn't cOoLeSt gUy eVeR YeR WaY In tHe wAtEr bRo.

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Sword Saint
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

my neck my back all my joints have cracked help im on the floor this is the end

Kult: +27
Kull: +15
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80

You need help buddy?

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

desperately yeah

Aw.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

whats up chittr its ya boy dumbass strider himself here with not one but two bruised ribs and a dislocated elbow #injuries #nsfw #itsyaboyskinnypenis

Kult: +42
Kull: +35
Total: 77
Ratio: 1.20
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

i fell outta another tree

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

fell on branches on the way down and tried to catch myself trees are evil dude this is why i dont do hiking or nature or nothin

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

medically yes mentally no but unrelated and physically no but unrelated

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

my dude im a medical mystery my chronic issues have their own chronic issues

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

i dont know how that works but swag the body is a cruel prison

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

bitch howd you get lucky after getting out i got all my problems back but worse

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Sword Saint
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

the hell dude why we got these issues

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

happy pride month my ass hurts #suggestive

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67
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Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
asexual
love yourself
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@cosmicCanine[CC]

how are you both Verified and Deverified at the same time

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

because im special and funny

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Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
asexual
love yourself
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@cosmicCanine[CC]

cool

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Sword Saint
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

back to being all humany ive had my fun

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@gardenGuided[GG]

thank you for joining me

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Sword Saint
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

marble

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@gardenGuided[GG]

YESS YAAY

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sword Saint
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

we marble together

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@gardenGuided[GG]

we marble together.. this is so awesome

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

hell yeah we marble together

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

why is there an army of marbles

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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Sword Saint
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

im turning decrepit theres no other explanation for my back going numb randomly

Kult: +9
Kull: +5
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.80

Nerve damage

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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

there is a cat circling on me and kneading my bony ass thighs what enjoyment does this bring the creature besides causing pain

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00
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Dave Hour
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

you do this to me too by flexing your sharp ass nails on me

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

my ass has scars

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

you were just jealous of how perfect my ass is and tried to sabatoge me but jokes on you my ass still looks fantastic with scars

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

just had to make sure we both know

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

im barely holding my brain together right now where the fuck am i floating away to and why do i feel like im staring through mesh

Kult: +17
Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13

what

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@turntechGravehead[TG]

i dunno man i just work here

fair enough

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@turntechGravehead[TG]

i fell asleep in the middle of shoving soggy noodles in my mouth im a modern miracle

Kult: +2
Total: 2