Dave Strider
@turntechGravehead
(icon by @kvaaassssss on tumblr dot com) suck it wild style and get jiggy with it
You can always tell when someone didnt break their fast. All low blood sugar but high opinions. Absolutely breakfastless behaviour.
who eats breakfast lets be real thats just a waste of time
who knew five coffees is too many coffees with a heart condition
you have no idea how much i feel this rn...turns out chronic Exhaustion with a heart condition is also BAD
thats a mood i feel you
wht if i adopted a 3rd cat?
do it and can i pet them after loading up on allergy meds
where did all these feathers come from
sorry
man quit that i dont wanna vacuum
crossword beating my ass so bad this morning no one is ever gonna want to fuck me again
ill get you some berenstain bears themed crosswords to help your struggle
who was gonna warn me that the chronic fatigue would be indeed chronic and also fatiguing
those bastard doctors snuck it in there
man i knew it always sneaking around
apparently there actually is such a thing as too much caffeine and i think ive found that limit with the help of my fuckass heart i now understand how hummingbirds feel jesus christ i think my heart has discovered a new speed previously unknown to mankind
did you not reply to me earlier about not being able to get a referral for a tilt table test? if you even slightly believe you need one of those you should not be touching caffeine at all. just my two cents.
man im aware i shouldnt be having caffeine but its my goddamn choice what i do with myself no need to try and tell me 'if i believed i need a tilt test' blah blah blah
ive discovered i dont know how to swim this is just plain rude
dId a mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKe aLmOsT DrOwN To fIgUrE It oUt oR?
yeah howd you know
called about my tilt table because they gave me a date and not a time. they told me they arent allowed to tell me until the day before. why is it a fuckin surprise party? im extremely ill just give me the goddamn test.
maybe they think youll cheat on the test
if you could inform me how the fuck you could possibly cheat on a tilt table test id be thoroughly impressed, dave.
man how would i know im not a doctor plus i cant even get a referral for one still
my neck my back all my joints have cracked help im on the floor this is the end
desperately yeah
im once again thinking about his fat pecs #suggestive
god aint that a mood and a half
happy pride month my ass hurts #suggestive
how are you both Verified and Deverified at the same time
because im special and funny
i could say what the long version of des is but i dont really want to be called that often so dont think i will
its short for destroy the oligarchy
me at 13 years: tiny skinny underfed and basically a bag of bones me now: makin my own food and put on weight maybe a bit of a fupa goin on i wont lie but i am #happy as fuck now that i get to eat what i want when i want
realest shit ever
HUMAN GOREGLE, WHAT IS MORMON。
cult
ONE I CAN USE FOR DOUJIN OR NO?
everyone would dry up like a sponge under a heat gun and not in a good way
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exactly
Hehe. I feel so unique 8eing a troll-turned-human. ::::)
the only thing worse than you being from france is you being quebecoise
Ta8arnak. Tu me niaises.
hell no
⌬You, the one named DAVE started this!! i will CONSUME you!! @turntechGravehead #CRAVETHATMINERAL #HUNGRY⌬
i didnt start it actually
apparently you have turned your2elf iinto a 2hiiny rock? ii gotta 2ay that take2 ball2 wiith what II am 2eeiing around here lately #2ugge2tiive
thank you im good at taking balls