Dave Strider
@turntechGravehead
(icon by @kvaaassssss on tumblr dot com) suck it wild style and get jiggy with it
apparently there actually is such a thing as too much caffeine and i think ive found that limit with the help of my fuckass heart i now understand how hummingbirds feel jesus christ i think my heart has discovered a new speed previously unknown to mankind
did you not reply to me earlier about not being able to get a referral for a tilt table test? if you even slightly believe you need one of those you should not be touching caffeine at all. just my two cents.
man im aware i shouldnt be having caffeine but its my goddamn choice what i do with myself no need to try and tell me 'if i believed i need a tilt test' blah blah blah
ive discovered i dont know how to swim this is just plain rude
dId a mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKe aLmOsT DrOwN To fIgUrE It oUt oR?
yeah howd you know
called about my tilt table because they gave me a date and not a time. they told me they arent allowed to tell me until the day before. why is it a fuckin surprise party? im extremely ill just give me the goddamn test.
maybe they think youll cheat on the test
if you could inform me how the fuck you could possibly cheat on a tilt table test id be thoroughly impressed, dave.
man how would i know im not a doctor plus i cant even get a referral for one still
my neck my back all my joints have cracked help im on the floor this is the end
desperately yeah
whats up chittr its ya boy dumbass strider himself here with not one but two bruised ribs and a dislocated elbow #injuries #nsfw #itsyaboyskinnypenis
you gonna be good
medically yes mentally no but unrelated and physically no but unrelated
well how are you physically not okay
my dude im a medical mystery my chronic issues have their own chronic issues
i technically have diabetes but no i dont lol so i get you
i dont know how that works but swag the body is a cruel prison
i was a diabetic until godtiering so
bitch howd you get lucky after getting out i got all my problems back but worse
i traded my physical issues for 3 years on a meteor then crippling depression after john broke up with me and now were back together and karkat is also there
the hell dude why we got these issues
dave ama "(giggling)" hi trickster guy "do you wear wigs" "when will you wear wigs" no "do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow can you toss them over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your boobs hang low" from the funniest dave no actually theyre developing estrogen is pretty cool like that
hell yeah
im once again thinking about his fat pecs #suggestive
god aint that a mood and a half
happy pride month my ass hurts #suggestive
how are you both Verified and Deverified at the same time
because im special and funny
i could say what the long version of des is but i dont really want to be called that often so dont think i will
its short for destroy the oligarchy
me at 13 years: tiny skinny underfed and basically a bag of bones me now: makin my own food and put on weight maybe a bit of a fupa goin on i wont lie but i am #happy as fuck now that i get to eat what i want when i want
realest shit ever
HUMAN GOREGLE, WHAT IS MORMON。
cult
ONE I CAN USE FOR DOUJIN OR NO?
everyone would dry up like a sponge under a heat gun and not in a good way
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exactly