♦ pitied by @turntechGravehead
sometimes i cant help it man they just fall out B(
crossword beating my ass so bad this morning no one is ever gonna want to fuck me again
siiiiigh.
I don’t think joints are supposed to make these sounds
actually nauseous
if you could inform me how the fuck you could possibly cheat on a tilt table test id be thoroughly impressed, dave.
my tail doesn't like your vibes :/
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people keep calling me §perm. HOW can you confu§e §ERP with §PERM. i §wear to fuckin god if that happen§ one more time i'm con§iderin it a§ bullyin. #n§fw cuz of §perm mention i gue§§ i don't even know anymore.
gonna take some engagement bait for a test run. comment with a pic of yourself and ill roast your look
my head hurts so fucking bad and what for
can always tell when someone doesnt even track his macros
its always something around here. i should break the mold, why should the girls get all the fun? all the other striders just use this to flirt or fuck. ill take a massive step for meninism and be the first guy to have a power crazy metaphysical existential break down
moving out of the timeline doesnt work either since my “immunity” to it is the only reason why im not fucking dead on top of the fact that im also carrying it!!! ugh, at the very least ive focused more on apathy otherwise id be sobbing every half-second
drawers all dropped balls fuckin wide post just flopped pissin mean tide cock on the mic call that beatin off dead fuckin silent til i turn my head n cough duck from somethin violent like multiple sclerosis pop prescription pills like my penis diagnosis um excuse me sir like what the actual hell smack that dumb shit off like its name was speak and spell SPELL OWNED AND ERECT Y-O-U? THAT IS CORRECT!
someone threw the ball on the roof... like... i could teleport up there and get it...but it just makes me sad. :(
in my tummy ache era :(
Why Did The Marble Beam Turn Me Egg Shaped Marble Instead Of A Actual Normal Human Marble This Isnt Funny
Sometimes I wonder if I should justg post a video of me enjoying myself so my friensds stop treeating me like a victim. I ride with thebest of them. #nsfw #substance
@carcinoGenetwinkist stop disliking my chits man you’re breaking my poor aching heart
Im a man! A MAN! EVERYTHING IS FINE! Im taking a hike!
I'm mad again.
hopital
yall really dont know when to stop talking about it and it shows
Why won't you. Leave me. Alone.
aint my fault i was dead for ??????????? years then came back to life.
@tipsyGenostalgic stop giving me pity on my posts about my boyfriend. At least I have one.
its all over the screen rn
8ig relate
he hates me. SIGH.
Dirk has found a round about way to punch me in the balls because I do not have balls. Ouch.
noooooo helpppppp theyre trying to take me to a vet!!! i cant go!!! im just a good doggy and good dogs with absolutely nothing wrong with them dont deserve to go to the vet!! :(
unsurprising number of people been rude as hell about the whole new look thing like "are you experiencing any hysteria or mania right now" and "is this permanent" as if i know lol
it's vore or be vored on this bitch of a universe.
too many cats around here. bark bark!!! go away!!!
*Infects your software.* *Infects your software.* *Infects
my fuckin bad i forgot im most entertaining while drunk ill on that instead #substances
im honestly barely jade anymore. the last person who actually called me that is a half vaporized corpse now. so why even bother
i think our president may be a boyfail. #boyfailobama
D4MN, WHY DO3S 1T SM3LL L1K3 PROJ3CT1ON 1N H3R3 NOW >:?
the microwave is the most sexually perverse kitchen appliance and its not even close #nsfw
when im not feelin great i do glow a lil less bright maybe i should just feel bad all the time #spritehacks
I got my bulge stuck in a Faygo bottle :o( #nsfw
stores closed but i really want sunflower seeds
hes just sittin there im not lettin him in https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185378392061788183/1495176936220131469/20260418_153900.jpg?ex=69e54b88&is=69e3fa08&hm=4258aff3bee305ca199d96d2b1ea01236c35a80312274511f797f63c329ea3e6&
naknak i found a way to link this post directly to my heros computer 1 like = 1 boondollar wired to my pockets 1 hate = 1 boondollar wired to him instead i dont know what the other buttons do
Insider information tells me that Doc Scratch can absorb liquids like milk, and you may throw him at a wall on request, like the Webkinz. I do not recommend, however, suckling it out of him. It will likely be contaminated from the various other attempts to do so.