gonna take some engagement bait for a test run. comment with a pic of yourself and ill roast your look
turn on a light or put on some clothes. shouldnt be surprised you need the lights off when youre showing that much skin. im sure whatever snu-snu victim you have in your basement prefers them off. thats not a butterface, thats a curdled milk face. a cheese face. that face has been sitting out too long under the sun. the joker makeup is a nice attempt to fix it, but we all know you got those scars from picking at acne. yknow im still stuck on the clothes, it looks like youre wearing a hammock. could wrap that thing up between two trees and have myself a nice nap if i didnt mind the smell of fake leather and sweat thats gotta be just roiling off you. #nsfw
okay so it is a cosplay youre an alien version of an anime twink, do you think that helps your case at all?
you trolls all look the same to me, you can pretend his was for you if it makes you feel better
im addicted to public humiliation i guess youre not gettin fresh pics outta me though im makin you wwork for it
i dont know how you think its a cosplay i just have long hair and headphones like he does, i just like the character
ThaT ain'T roasTin' as much as iT is callin' all Trolls ugly... you goT some kinda word for species based assumpTions in your human vernacular somewhere
MY TURN. ME TOO. I ALSO WANT TO HEAR. ABOUT THE COMPLEX COCKTAIL OF DISGUST AND AROUSAL. THAT MY ALIEN HOT SLUT FORM. INSPIRES WITHIN YOU. I'LL EVEN MAKE IT #NICE AND EASY. BY BEING THE ONLY ONE OF THESE LOSERS. TO PROVIDE 4K. HD. SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE. OF ME IN MY NATURAL HABITAT. #NICEMAID.
nope, dont think so. what do you want from me here? you look like harley quinn but out of one of the fetish comics they released #anachronism #nsfw youre literally this deviantart musclegirl harley theres nothing i can add thats gonna change that. you dont need me to roast you, you need a mirror. should i go grab farty harley? should we call the mayor? if you arent satisfied take it up with customer service, not my department. though, theyll take you to take up with management, and theyll tell you to take it up your ass. look i know you spent a lot of time at hot topic or spencers or wherever picking out what would look best to aura farm in, but this is just trying too hard. it has to be effortless, youre clearly trying to look scary and badass. its just kinda embarrassing ((fzak @ deviantart)
first thing i notice, you dont show up in the mirror. you seem like the type to be flattered by any comparison i could make using that though. could say its so disgusted by your form it bends light to avoid reflecting it, but eh. no no, ive got it, the mirrors been threatened by whoevers leaving those pink blotches on you to stay silent. what am i even looking at here? is this a xeno skin condition? std? or are you a human who bathed in sharpie for a bit but was being chikan-ed like achilles in the river styx, dozens of hands all grabbing at you, ensuring you have plenty of glowing red weakspots to aim for. and sheesh girl, take a toothbursh to your horns or something, they look nasty. you sleep on that bed with those things? youre gonna get bedbugs. that do isnt "do"-ing you any favors either. see what i did there? a bun *and* youre letting that frizzy mess hang down? if youre gonna go for the whole oriental thing at least put in some effort to make it cohesive. and your wrist, holy shit. im starting to think those have to be bruises and youre being adult-beaten. how else do you explain looking like a skeleton? thats a toothpick. i could snap that thing by looking at it right, not just wrong. could snap it by looking at it left. i bet it snapped just now because i looked at it through the picture. have some rice, get some carbs, take better care of your macros. and is your other hand put on the wrong way or do you just have some freakish fingers? your pinky cant be that much shorter than your ring finger. is that the finger length difference that means youre gay, like pyro from tf2? #anachronism. im starting to think i need to call cpa. is that why everything is all green, is this your salad fingers tribute? the surgery wasnt worth the bit. you have enough boonbucks, either alchemize a new fit or buy the blue color channel already. its hard for me to even comment on that thing actually, my eyes are protected from the highlighter glare but honestly? i think the outfits protecting my eyes from much, much worse. you probably look like a courtroom doll underneath, youre gonna show me where the bad man who threatened the mirror touched you. please, keep the corduroy on. i think what im most disappointed in, besides how terminally unfuckworthy those sheets are, is your lipstick. it doesnt even match your horns. youve got multiple shades of green, multiple shades of red, it just turns into a muddy christmas day. sorry kids, brown christmas this year, and its not even daddys fault this time. santa slipped and broke his neck, but its okay, he left the sleigh so we get all the toys. better call moist miser though, tell him the good news. was it moist miser who touched you? is he the one who will only feed you a single grape a day? i know hes a real freak, he likes his christmases 50 degrees and damp. id ask you to pick him out of a line-up but weve already got enough cultural insensitivity going on and im not going to take the responsibility of designing the mascot for "brown christmas". overall, would, but only after shoving you through a carwash at least twice #nsfw #nsfwe? #abuse #