Dude Strider
@turntechGodsaid
no name, call me dude current owner of plushrump.butts call me the samurai of satire the way ill cut you in twain. youre a mark
((OOC Explanation Post! This is a Dave! Just a bit short of Breath. No John means no Stiller shades means no spreading his wings and getting out of Bro's shadow. May edit this in the future, but this is as much as needs said right now.))
a third plane has hit the empire state building
so the ultimate reward was x but less horny i get that but now i have to see. well i was gonna say twink but that's just me being close minded i guess i'm the problem. i have to see a bear(?) version of bro getting metaphorically, metaphysically, physically, and euphorically getting pegged by whoever the hell this is? shit like i didn't have enough material for new vids you're being too generous to me now i feel like i should be paying out royalties #nsfw
shoving hexbugs up my ass just to feel something #nsfw
haha i doo that! i'm thuch a freak! :)
Haha i doo that! I'm such a freak! 8)
fucking degenerates all over my nice clean eastern orthodox christian posts
Yoou're trooll oorthoodoox? My bad fam. Thoough yoou were trooll cathoolic
eastern orthodox, what's your problem? don't lump me in with those filthy non-specific orthdoxes
My bad Dmitry Strider
morning. mourning. moaning. mooring. mormon. coincidence?
>> why are we br¡ng¡ng the Mormonડ ¡nto th¡ડ??
mormon moron war on boron boring take the zinger remove your asshole from around your finger putting yourself through the wringer, ring her up? no she's married, moron wait mormon
must be one of those special trolls huh? yeah buddy that's right we love lollipops take one outta the jar sport i'm sure it hasn't been there too long and i'm a doctor so you can trust i didn't hide any razor blades in em or nothing scout's honor
people dont give me free bread for shitting in the pond in the park thats all im saying
why are ducks the bath companion of choice anyways whatd they do to earn that billions of other animals and we pick these assholes water off a ducks back who even says that duck! okay now im the asshole crouching because you saw a stupid bird i dont even think they can swim they just float then desperately dive for weeds and shit and you dont even want me to get into duck dongs and you really dont want duck dongs in you you wonder why youve never seen a duck furry? and dont even get on me trying to call it a feathery or a beaky its a fucking furry i didnt go to 12 years of fursuit academy for you to insult my intelligence like this but yeah its because their dicks are corkscrews so are the vaginas or cloacas or whatever but yknow reversed boggles the mind thinking about how theyre so crap when the first thing happening to any egg is it goes down the spiral slide are they just bonking their lil duckling heads against the shell the entire way down ugly duckling yeah theyre all gonna be ugly with that kinda physical trauma before theyre even born and this is what were using to introduce kids to the concept of bathing? give em something thatll teach a valuable life lesson or something a lion to teach them to nap all day until your girl chomps on your nads and you eat dinner then plow her or if it has to be aquatic to fit the theme anglerfish can have the lil gonad males that come attached and you can pop em on and off no guess thatd be a choking hazard huh cant have little timmy getting hungy during bathtime and finding a whole new way to drown in the tub dolphins are obviously out maybe an orca or something, show em the value of intimidation yeah im a big fuck off multi ton sea beast you aint afraid of me? bam. i have big eyes trust me bro thatll teach em will scare the fuck outta the programmers too, thatll do some good i think basically what im saying is these rubber ducks only have one purpose and its behind a paywall after i figure out how to cut some very specific holes in em #nsfw #drowning
((OOC Explanation Post! This is a Dave! Just a bit short of Breath. No John means no Stiller shades means no spreading his wings and getting out of Bro's shadow. May edit this in the future, but this is as much as needs said right now.))
just imagine some lowkey chill bongo type percussion like im some long-haired wellness guru easing you into the group hotbox in the back of my windowless van, the beats are vaguely racist sounding but not in a way youre comfortable with calling out. the white girl in dreads next to you sure as hell isnt and youre looking to score. those beats exactly, lowering you into the high tied my girls dick in a knot like a cherry stem finding new horizons like im leif erickson modding in knotted cocks so i can taste cherry's stem she drops, six seconds, leave it where its been blowing up like a balloon fellated by a clown my dog jumps up it wont go down (get down) i turn it around dudes dong belongs on a merry-go-round fat cock, wet sock, dwayne rocks my johnson long as she ain't german don't need a von son keep my shades on banging under the dawn sun divine vision send me to avignon son busy playing wordle, i guess crane that strats outdated, bringing me shame i cry for my girl, she says im lame folds my dick, origami, over the xy-plane my dick dont work no more tied it all up cant take it back to the store fuck #nsfw #substance #body-horror