Chahut Maenad
@subduedPandemonium
honk
don'T like people Taking picTures of me, buT amisia Told me To posT This To "geT The honeys" #selfie #iguess hTTps://file.garden/af4yhn5k7hvjshds/cfa224f72a9616287610c0c45092a57f.jpg
in my Times of sTruggle, i jusT remember our scripTure... "and The Troll was beTrayed by his broThers and casT upon The ground." "and The Troll was whipped wiTh sharp sTicks, clubbed wiTh Tools, and sTones wiTh sharp rocks." "and The Troll held his Tongue as his violacian ichor ran from his wounds, for he held no i'll will To his aTTackers, for They did noT undersTand him." "and The Troll on ThaT day was execuTed by shining, his bleeding body Tied To a posT, and was lefT from sunrise Til sunseT To die in The lighT of The sun, noT having lifTed a finger unTowards Those who killed him." amen
rrgh... everyone assuming jusT cause i'm a purpleblood i cull everyone i bring To my hive makes a girl wanT To round em up, and prove em righT #violence
look, in the last week or two we've had more than a few purplebloods bra66in' about Casually murderin' folks that other people like for no reason. frankly it ain't exaCtly an unfounded worry.
and ThaT has To do wiTh me, noT because i was responsible or involved, buT because i am purpleblooded?
d0n't need two kn0w blo0dcol0r to ask a simple clarificati0n about the presented inf0 of 'pe0ple come tw0 my hive and i don't see them again.' 0n fucking alternia. don't be a pupa.
y'know what? it is, yeah. when the majority of yer Caste are known speCifiCally for massaCrin6 damn near everyone they Come aCross beCause they aren't also purple, i think it's Completely fair for the rest of us to have a 6reat deal of sCrutiny when ya talk about folks 6oin' to your hive 'n' not Comin' baCk. y'all literally set yourselves up for this shit.
mmh... have broughT a half dozen Trolls over To my hive now, and noT one has called me back afTerwards wonder if i'm doing someThing wrong
are they leaving with necks? need th0se for calling.
Kno₩ing your ilk, I'm $u₱₱o$ing they aren't leaving the hive.
They're leaving on Their own accord wiTh all body parTs in TacT, wise ass
maybe they ain't tou6h enou6h to survive another round with someone so powerful! ...unless they uh, didn't leave alive, in whiCh Case i think i have yer answer-
o°~teeheehee~°o i am deeply sorry to hear th@, dear cousin :•< maybe you are simply bringing the wrong trolls back hive? there is of course the possibility of them getting culled as well... you may have a secret admirer who may be getting quite jealous... hm :•. o°~teeheehee~°o
y0u would n0t even be close tw0 the first to genuinely n0t make the connecti0n, relax. without an exhausting play by play it's all g0ing two be sh0ts in the dark so here's mine then: if the entire premise 0f the encounter is just t0 get physical then you may just be drawing in those l0oking tw0 sample and not seeing a reas0n to d0ubledip.
They're daTes! i'm noT hauling Them back jusT To do The nasTy, i'm noT ThaT kind of Troll
i can 0nly work with the inf0rmation given which was n0thing. unfortunate th0ugh. for th0se of us with0ut fortune it is always ultimately a numbers game tw0 find something meaningful. n0t a go0d or fair game, but a winnable 0ne, i think.
you smell
(I attempted to recreate Chahut in that fantroll creator. Got most of the way there, couldn't find a good match for her top though) https://i.gyazo.com/c4e0c5fd0eb8cc4de6a465bc43f42358.png
hark! broThers, sisTers, cousins, friends... we have goTTen our badge wear iT proudly liTTle ones, for Those blessed To behold This moTherfuckin' majesTy are blessed indeed
ay nice congrats
(=^･⩊･^=) < YOOO!! CAN I HAVE THIS BADGE?
YAYAYAYAYY!!!!
all dedicaTed To The mirThful messiahs are permiTTed To bear The symbol of our faiTh buT also i do noT give ouT The badges you'd have To ask junior
(=^･⩊･^=) < OKAY! I'LL ASK MY BABY!
honk honk sahur
i'll kiss my "homies" any Time. i'll kiss my enemies as well. #homiekissinghour
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I ENJOY THIS POST ALOT, THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT. THIS IS AMAZING!!! :DD
i am learning The ways of making me-mes
noww this is somethin i can get behind
KEEP GOING WITH YOUR JOURNEY, I BELIEVE IN YOU SISTER!!! :DD
still see plenty on this platform. inefficient machine. you need replaced.
not me though, riight? cuz iim the goat? riight?
:o)
((@imJunior could I get the For The Sake Of it badge? It definitely matches Chahut's bouts of ultraviolence :D))
Splat! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #forthesakeofit
did y'all know chiTTerlings are inTesTings
Huh really?
yeah, oinkbeasT inTesTines
Telling people i'm 10'6" and waTching Trolls expressions change when i Tell Them i haven'T hiT my second molT never geTs old
isn't that like. maybe 15% 0ver average?
for Trolls ThaT have had Their second molT i haven'T had mine
i was taking the full statement intw0 account yes. must be a different 0ver there. go0d though. if y0u find out what the average is f0r other purples near y0u let me know f0r a free shirt.
((Love starting to feel nauseous at work but I can't leave because I'm the one in charge lol))
:o) #violence hTTps://file.garden/af4yhn5k7hvjshds/honk.png
iT is raTher freeing To noT have any badges i am unburdened by The expecTaTions of This social media plaTform
\ o >< o / #badgeguy #threatening
i need To sharpen my culling axe yesTerday iT Took Two swings To cleave a Troll in Twain insTead of one needs fixing... #violence
what if they were just excepti0nally thick?
They were noT parTicularly hefTsome
hefts0me. taking that one. back tw0 the grind then ig.
This vile lexicon is lacking in descripTionary words, so i creaTe Them as i please
hungry...
someTimes i wonder if Trolls on This siTe acTually find my raving inTeresTing or if They jusT like my massive rumblespheres #nsfw
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gOOd EvEnIng sIstEr! :)
good Tidings, sweeT sisTer
o°~teeheehee~°o oh my you are quite tall indeed!~°o and might i add quite well decor@ed as well!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
i am large, yes... in some insTances unforTunaTely so
o°~teeheehee~°o unfortun@ely so? oh i am deeply sorry to hear it can inconvenience you @ times, dear cousin :•< o°~teeheehee~°o
we do a liTTle #vagueposTing, as a TreaT dm me someTime, sweeT Thing... ;o)