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Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 1105Kull Score: 108718 followers9 following

i was given an mp3 player by amisia, she said she goT iT from one of The humans whaT is a hoobasTank supposed To be iT sounds like i shouldn'T be saying iT

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noTiced There are a loT of purplebloods on here so whaT is iT are we jusT The ones wiTh palmhusks or do we all goT The same Thinkpan obsTrucTion #ablulTionchamberTThoughTs

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𖦤 More / tolerant / to / bullshit Y'know, / on / account / of / all / the / clownin' / around :||

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∙☾__☽ how it should be all the time tbh rreal lively washing out all the warrm colorrs

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c< little bit Of bOtH, id assuMe >c

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bOtH

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iunno MMaybe it’s both

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i don'T know who insane clown posse is or why a bunch of humans are cosplaying as juggalos musics preTTy cool Though

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nickleback pennyreTurn quarTergain dollarrefund

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gog damn everyone on here ThirsTy TonighT

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The only thirst I have is for the answers to the ever looming questions that every night brings,

a dame of sorTs

yeah i also have a clock ThaT Tells me when The sun will go down again

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Mighty useful mad'am.

hows This angle? #selfie hTTps://file.garden/af4yhn5k7hvjshds/65efef3a06eb8fc09738e140c88a64fd.jpg

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damn, girl goT in Trouble for lookin aT me aT work

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i swear im noT crusTy irl lol

∙☾__☽ i want you

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<action; statement input; statement: they didn't know what i was |ooking at input; statement: but yes />

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@lolHec[LH]

buT can you geT me, old lady

LOL. FILTER'S STILL AWESOME THOUGH, AND IM CERTAIN YOUR TEETH ARENT YELLOW, PROBABLY SHINE UNDER A SOURCE OF LIGHT WHEN YOU BARE EM.

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i always Tell people iT's The face painT makin em look bad probably do need To brush a lil beTTer Though :ox

:33< GORGEOUS!!!! :33< MEOW!!! MEOW!!! MEOW!!!

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∙☾__☽ old?!?!? just cause i'm not nurrsing on my lusus anymorre don't mean i'm old but those things look heavy and my hands arre strrong

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૮ ․ ․ ྀིა holyshit oh my gog ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა I nearly dropped my palmhusk oh my gog Ი𐑼

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do you guys wanT anoTher selfie?

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I didnt see the first one.

check my pinned lil one :o)

:33< yes purrlease :DD

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(I don't care if it's been 'confirmed' that the person saying "HONK" in Chahut's theme Take Me To Clown Church isn't supposed to be Chahut. THAT'S HER THAT'S MY GIRL, CANON VOICE FUCK YEAH) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z73OQgWspPU

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i don'T need music for my rhymes The slamming of The poeTry loses iTs inTenT when a musical backing is applied, cause ThaT slam is now dicTaTed by The rhyThm of a sound insTead of The rhyThm of The soul you speak from your bloodpusher, your rhyThm is guided by no one buT you keep waxing lil ones :o)

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anyone wanna be parT of my nexT scrapbook page? don'T worry, This chapTer doesn'T have any corpses in iT noT yeT :o)

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:33< i do but no i just k33p track of them then draw them on my wall! :33< its supurr fun! :DD

@lilShitpeta[LS]

ThaT sounds like more of my friend amisia's Thing Than mine, she likes drawin

:33< well thats why in my pan the idea is like :33< theyre of mew WITH mewre ships! :33< like if amisia is mewre <> it would be pics of mew and her on pale dates!

@lilShitpeta[LS]

i Think if i was younger Than maybe we would be pale buT i'm like six or seven sweeps her senior i'm more like her lil guide, since her lusii is a basTard

:33< right right... :33< well still mew get what im saying though right?

@lilShitpeta[LS]

unforTunaTely yes

:33< why unfurtmewnately? :33< if mew dont like my idea im sorry :((

@lilShitpeta[LS]

i Think iTs kinda creepy Tbh buT you do you girl

:33< fur! :33< i am a bit of a cr33p thats purrt of my deal!

@lilShitpeta[LS]

righT, righT

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anyone wanna waTch me flex? no reason

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:33< absomewtely yes!!!

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if ya confession don'T make your own sTomach Turn when you're abouT hiT posT, don'T boTher

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leT mama maenad show you weak asses how a confession is done my besT friend when i was firsT formin my church Tried Takin over iT (iT was in my hive by The way) so when he Tried ousTing me in fronT of my small congregaTion by Telling Them a buncha embarassing shiT abouT me i waiTed Til afTer The service, Then when iT was jusT us i caved his head in wiTh a folding chair none of The congregaTion found ouT, cause i Told Them he wenT on an imprompTu spiriTual journey :o) #gore

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... Yeah that’s a confession alright.

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꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷𝒜𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮. 𝓢𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮.꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷

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th:s :s why : dont go to c|_urch

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@splitDevil[SD]

everyone is welcome aT church, we donT Throw sTrays so if you sTay in ya lane and praise like The resT of us, you'll be fine :o)

:33< thats purrty good love it great job 10/10 wish these weakass bitches would do more shit like this!

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creepy fucker

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mϴtherf\/cker h/\d it cϴming gϴd d/\mn

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@upperDowner[UD]

i was only six buT i knew i couldnT leT my life be ruined by a jackass wiTh an ego problem

sϴme /\sshϴles h/\ve their he/\ds tϴϴ f\/ckin f/\r \/p their ϴwn nϴϴks pl/\y st\/pid g/\mes win st\/pid prizes th/\t's wh/\t i definitely tϴt/\lly /\lw/\ys s/\y

These confessions are weak as moTherfuckin all hell

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I’m the President, most of the time I bomb civilians people already know. It’s hardly a confession.

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:33< well how would mew do it then?

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∙☾__☽ ̶f̶olks don't have rreal prroblems and it shows lmaoooooo

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

jusT did :o) refresh

@lolHec[LH]

ainT goT real problems, never done anyThing bad we goT a buncha sainTs on here

∙☾__☽ neverr done a damn thing !! can't even stick up ̶f̶orr themselves but get mad at me ̶f̶orr saying we all aparrt o ̶f̶ the cast even me wherre the bodies at?? the betrrayal the drrama

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fucked up in The crib drinkin dr. Trolly

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have y'all ever heard of ligma

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[|87 :: Yea, but have you heard of sugma?

never heard of it b4 wuts it about?

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i donT know im Trying To find ouT

who's ThaT

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[|87 :: Sugma bulge!!!

weird name for a guy

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amisia called me a "bouncy casTle" earlier like im sorry ya girl is gifTed in The rumblesphere caTegory damn #suggesTive

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:33< mewre purrobably right but they are nice to look at though!

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

They can be preTTy fun someTimes

pff- internet's a bi6 plaCe! if she's 6ot a palmhusk, she's probably seen it somewhere!

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:33< i believe mew :33

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i know shes grown up now buT goddamn girl where The parenTal conTrols aT

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snrrk- 6otta 6et 'em enabled while she ain't lookin'!

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she's The one ThaT's good aT all This sTuff, she seT up This palmhusk for me To use for chiTTr

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pff, damn, sorry t'hear! mi6ht just have to 6et used to it, ma'am! >◡<

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damn... may have To Take off This compression bra Then, leT The bouncy casTle ouT

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i mean hey, don't do anythin' unless yer Comfy doin' it, friend! ^◡^

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if any of y'all need someThing moved, hmu. i goT beef buT need cash for faygo #subsTance #i wasnTpayingaTTenTionandranouT #donTjudgeme

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h0w many t0nz we talk1n 1 g0t a rlly funny 1dea

haven'T found anyThing i couldn'T lifT, aT leasT wiThouT iT fallin aparT under iTs own weighT so i guess every? every Tons. many Tons.

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i'll Teach you how To crump sweeTie pie

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[|87 :: Blast from the past w;th th;s one

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is nonpurplebloods sayin "moTherfucker" culTural appropriaTion #abluTionTrapThoughTs

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i hope it is i hope they try to stop me givve me a motherfuckin reason #manifesting

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No Hope this helps

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i don rlly think so maybe ok mayb it is

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n𖤉pe g𖤉𖤉d t⟢lk

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u goTTa be fam, yknow

EXACTLY

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definiTely considerin The opinions of people who ain'T even Trolls #smh

u goT The moTherfucker pass

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[|87 :: that w;th ;mply "motherfuker" ;s culture locked, wh;ch 1 doubt cons;der;n ;ts even more common for humans to say ;t. Trolls have been us;n the term for eons and members of other spec;es say the phrase w;thout any correlat;on to purplebl00d culture.

You don't even have mothers I am pretty sure the word originated with us in some möbius double reacharound way