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((Kill me instantly, wrong account
> @devilishDebel hated my cottage cheese post > must mean they like cottage cheese > everyone, point and laugh at this weirdo!
hey guys. im back. was busy with. lAmE shit. AnyonE gIvE a fuck?
not me though, riight? cuz iim the goat? riight?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!! THIS IS NOT TRUE, IT IS JUST GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP. :DD
Oh, wow. The purples are going around giving each other handjobs about killing lowbloods. Another normal day on Alternia. At least try when you're drumming up rage bait lmao.
FOR THE LAST TIME, MY WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!!! EVERYTHING IS REAL!!! :DD
wE wIll nOt knOw UntIl wE try It wIll wE sIstEr?
tell_me_why_i_gotta_fight_off_angry_customers_with_a_stick_every_day_._I_think_,_perhaps_,_I_might_be_the_most_miserable_troll_in_the_universe_:(
believe_me_,_I_would_love_nothing_more_than_to_get_violent_sexy_style_on_these_creatures_._but_troll_resources_will_have_my_bulge_cut_off_unsexy_style_if_I_even_think_about_it
Bluh.
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Mostly but theres sapping effect if chucklewoodo is exploited. Sap the youth from yer victims
...it's even lonelier in here now, knowin' someone really was livin' with me for a little bit. i'd really like to stop havin' hoofbeastshit happen to me 'n' folks around me sometime this half-sweep. my ankle is fuCky beCause i've been movin' on it more than i should have even with the Cast on. Can't sit still. Can't keep friends Close beCause now i'm worried that somethin' horrendous mi6ht happen to 'em beCause they made the mistake of bein' anythin' more than an aCquaintanCe to me. shit, i'm startin' to feel Cursed. i dunno. i'm so tired. m'sorry. a6ain. 6'li6ht.
X You ain’t a sibling of mine. Mine wear tattoos instead of paint. x
yeah, nah, i... honestly, i don't know if anyone *Can* help at this point. i mean personally i'm fine. just... aCtual ni6htmare dimension horror monsters snatChed up someone who was stayin' me 'n' made me for6et about 'em 'n'... there's a little solaCe in knowin6 i Couldn't do shit about it even thou6h i wanted to.
alri6ht. it's alri6ht. well it's not, aCtually it's inCredibly fuCked up on like a horrifiC CosmiC sCale that i Can barely even Comprehend. but i know there was... nothin' i Could've done. nothin' i Can do, really. this shit's bi66er than me in ways i Couldn't ima6ine 'n' just... i hope you're alri6ht 6loomy, wherever y'are.
II've 2een wor2e, have you ever lurked troll2pacebook or 4trollchan before?
people are way too comfortable posting gore and violent images on here
wait. why the fuck would proposing to you help?
✿ tuh wat u know bout muscles
turn on a light or put on some clothes. shouldnt be surprised you need the lights off when youre showing that much skin. im sure whatever snu-snu victim you have in your basement prefers them off. thats not a butterface, thats a curdled milk face. a cheese face. that face has been sitting out too long under the sun. the joker makeup is a nice attempt to fix it, but we all know you got those scars from picking at acne. yknow im still stuck on the clothes, it looks like youre wearing a hammock. could wrap that thing up between two trees and have myself a nice nap if i didnt mind the smell of fake leather and sweat thats gotta be just roiling off you. #nsfw
nOt As mAny As I wIsh cAn qUOtE thE hOly scrIptUrE cAn thEy sIstEr… qUItE UnfOrtUnAtE I AgrEE
OH IM SORRY I DO THAT SOMETIMES TO PEOPLE I REALLY LIKE, OTHERS CAN ATTEST TO THIS.
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THIS IMPLIES THERE ARE RUSTBLOODS WHO AREN’T PRETTY.
suns d0wn guns drawn
i am very good at rolling, but perhaps it would behoove me to pass on this one... #mooosing
∙☾__☽ damn i'm a ̶f̶ake ass clown ̶f̶rr ̶f̶rr
does anyone know any good recipes for some sort of alternian homestyle meal? something with lots of carbs? asking for a friend.
6esides the p9int. The p9int is that Alternian culling culture d9esn't need t9 6e 9n a place like 6ef9rus.
update it’s nine eggs i can fit nine whole eggs in MMy MMouth before i have to tap out
N9t every tr9ll wants t9 kill. Als9 I am pretty sure y9u and I aren't fr9m the same planet.
readihg noly word ahd screamihg
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one chance
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Ugly beaches are blocked <3, you just can't handle hoψ gorgeous I am. Not my problem.
I confess NOTHING, I have nothing to hide, look at me. I'm sexy, gorgeous, talented, beautiful~!
shout out s:mp|_ef|_:ps
I’m the President, most of the time I bomb civilians people already know. It’s hardly a confession.
Scanning for n*rmie behavior... ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ████████████]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... █████████████████] 99% complete.... ALERT: TOTAL N*RMIE VIBES DETECTED!!! VACATE THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY!!! To the n*rmie -- you may repent by taking any of the following actions: - Using your j*b to purchase Yunyun merch - Spreading possy vibes with dokidoki denpa waves - Accepting Yunyun as your one and only savior - Begging for forgiveness for spreading toxic denpa to NEETs everywhere You can still be saved from your fate. All is not lost.
pff, damn, sorry t'hear! mi6ht just have to 6et used to it, ma'am! >◡<
N*rmies are toxic denpa spreaders that flex their j*bs and fr**nds all over us hikikomori NEETS to act superior. They don't understand what us shut-ins have to go through because of their oppression. Oh, but Mommy's okay, even though she's a n*rmie too, l0lz.
Are you a n*rmie? If yes, DNI plz.
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "the only reason i dont hop on his bulge is because my friend is in love with him but like a bitch is kinda in love too" #nsfw #suggestive #gurl(orboy..orboth...ornone) #whatever #itsnotlikeyourgonnatellyourfriend #theydonthavetoknow #dowhateveryouwant
that's kinda why it's been / so hard / i don't wanna be / like / a maid / or secretary / unless i'm helping tyzias / that's fun
good / mostly / just grinding away at / ya know / music / and trying to get and keep a job
figure. I nave a glass case for em I keep ih my respite block
No Hope this helps
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Its quite tame compared to last night actually.
they dont let me fight knight any more in account of my.frail bones