Damara Megido, Witch of Time
@apocalypseAbided
((PFP by doing-thewindythings but their blog is gone now :( )) Damara, Godtiered, Adult, Just before being plucked by Doc Scratch for Eternal Servitude. Approach with Caution, or Tributes.
CALLING ANY TIME EXPERTS. DOOMOLOGISTS. AND LICENSED MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS. WHAT DOES IT INDICATE. HYPOTHETICALLY. IF ONE FEELS A SHARP PAIN BEHIND THE BULBS. WHEN SEEING A PAST SELF. SUPPOSING ONE SEES PAST SELVES CONSTANTLY. WITH NO ILL EFFECTS. IT'S JUST *THAT* ONE. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN. #WEBMD.
There may be sømething deeper that’s anømałøus abøut the individuał; timełines vary greatły but perhaps this øne varies just a tøuch further than it øught tø, ør in a directiøn it shøułdn’t? Ałternativeły, it may be psychøsømatic øn yøur part, thøugh whether the mentał cørd being tightened was wøund by yøursełf ør anøther is før sømeøne ełse tø say.
D --> Maybe you need new eyes
that you could’ve been the you you more than you are now and st1ll can be 1f you aren’t careful
THIS MADE ME FEEL LIKE THERE WAS A HOT KNIFE IN MY THINKSPONGE. IS THAT BAD.
1’m not t1me adjacent but my gut tells me that’s not a good th1ng. you m1ght have to k1ll that other her to l1terally assert t1mel1ne dom1nance
BUT. SHE’S ME. #MYME.
1f she’s #youryou and #youreher, who’s the t1mel1ne alpha
IT HHURTSTO THINKABOUT.
😭😭😭😭😭😭
1n my humble on1on, YOU m1ght become a past self 1f you’re not careful about that other one. good luck out there 1 gotta go to work lol
「STRANGE. STRANGE. THIS INTERVIEW IS STRANGE.」
interview?
「CUTE...」 「WHO LEFT THIS HERE?」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/74D0BD703033.PNG
COUGHING WIGGLER VS. HYDROGEN BALLMB.
「STRANGE. NOT WHERE I WAS. MISSED ABCC FOR THIS.」 「TOOK A STEP INTO A DOOR. BROUGHT ME INTO A BLOCK THAT LOOKS LIKE IT IS FOR WAITING. AIR IS VERY STILL HERE. EACH BREATH FEELS LIKE IT IS THE SAME ONE. NO WINDOWS. NO DOORS. NOT EVEN THE ONE BEHIND ME. NO VOICE.」 「WHERE IS THE CAMERA? WHAT POSITION WOULD YOU LIKE ME IN, MISTER DIRECTOR?」 「THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTERVIEW. THERE IS A MAID UNIFORM LYING IN A BOX NEARBY.」 「AM I HIRED ALREADY?」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DDA4675EDE00.PNG
HE DOESN’T NEED LINE OF SIGHT TO SEE.
「HE?」
HE. HEE. HEE.
tHAT 1S WHAT, i FIGURED THUS, iT WOULD JUST SORT OF BE, i DON'T KNOW,,, aN ACT OF DISRESPECT? i CAN NOT IMAGINE BREAKING IT, oR ATTEMPTING TO WOULD, mANAGE MUCH GOOD,
「AH.」
TIME IS A FLAT FUCKING CIRCLE.
「TCH.」 「CIRCULAR IT IS NOT.」 「A WEB MAYBE.」
NOT FOR LONG. NOT FOR YOU.
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BOTH OF YOU ARE STUPID AND WRONG. TIME IS A FUCKING TRIANGLE.
「I AM HERE TO BESTOW UPON YOU A VERY IMPORTANT CULTURAL PIECE OF MEDIA FOR ROTTEN GIRLS EVERYWHERE.」 「IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE EXEMPLARY CHRONICLE OF THE INSUFFERABLY PERFUMED CHILD-DESPOT WHO WEAPONIZED COURTLY SILLINESS, BEAUTY-BOY ESPIONAGE, AND TREASONOUS DANCE-BASED STATECRAFT TO HUMILIATE EVERY ADULT IN THE HEMOSPECTRUM BEFORE LUNCH: PATALLIRO OF MALI-NERA, FIRST OF HIS NAME, LAST OF YOUR PATIENCE, THEN YOU DO NOT KNOW BALL.」
「I REST MY BREASTS UPON YOU. MUCH LIKE THEIR INSECTOID COUNTER PARTS, MY BS HOPE TO CAUSE SO MUCH FRICTION BY RUBBING ON YOU THAT YOU DIE OF HEAT STROKE.」
「IT WILL BE.」
「HE HAS NO CLAIM OVER ME YET.」
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
I WANT YOu TO THINK ABOuT THE WORDS THAT YOu JuST TYPED. REAL LONG AND HARD. AND ASK YOuRSELF. IF YOu CAN IDENTIFY A SINGLE uSE CASE. uNIVERSALLY. FOR THE PREVIOuSLY DESCRIBED. "MOMMY BODY". GET CREATIVE. LuRIDLY IMAGINATIVE.
TARGET PRACTICE. THE ANSWER. IS TARGET PRACTICE.
are yoU often haUnted by visions of me, caliborn?
Callie Bhorne, welcome to the realm of the Narrative. I do hope you enjoy your stay. The Narrative and its Session have correctly catalogued you. Standby for the other players to make their moves.
This is a kickass character intro. I think my fav line was "BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T." That's great
I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN YOu BEFORE IN MY LIFE. ALSO. THIS IS CALLIE BHORNE. HE BEARS FuCKING NO RELATION TO ME WHATSOEVER. BEYOND BEING MY CREATION. FOR A BOOKISH GIRL. YOu SuRE ARE FuNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE SOMETIMES. BuT YES.
I ENJOY YOuR WORDS OF PRAISE. YOu CAN REMAIN FOR THE CHRONICLED SAGA AND ADVENTuRES. OF CALLIE BHORNE. AND THE OTHERS. WHO WILL NO DOuBT BE JOINING HIM ON HIS QuEST. VERY FuCKING SOON. I WILL HAVE MORE ZINGERS. AND ONE LINERS. IN THE FuTuRE.
ok.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Awwww, I love seein' folks engagin' with the idea of limeblood OCS!!! They're so underserviced 'n overlooked...!!!!! Words can't describe how much of a bummer it'd be if all interest was lost...but I love yer critter conceit! Ain't never heard of a fantroll with HHT as the Lusus...!!! Apropos, Caliborn! Even if it don't make...all the sense in the world...how 'xactly that'd work...uehh... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < LIKE CALLIE OHPEEE THE SPIRIT IS THERE! HUZZAH!!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < CALLIE BHORNE IS SUCH A COOL OC!! I'M SO GLAD MEW'RE LETTING MEWR CREATIVE JUICES RUN AND CREATE SUCH INTERESTING CONCEPTS AND LORE FUR MEWR CHARACTER! I'M SO PURROUD OF MEW!
「TIRED OF LOSING.」
What's the matter, Damara?
try winnin
「KEEP HATE REACTING MY FUTURE POSTS IN SAPPHIC ENVY.」
idk what idea you got in yo head but i neva have and never will want yo stank skank ass or anyone it bumps against im hatin cuz i hate
「ENJOY THE VOW OF CELIBACY. EVEN KANKRI'S CELIBUSSY IS NOT OFF LIMITS TO ME.」
thats a gross ass line you just dropped gill you shoald look in a mirror and reeflect on that
「YOU WANT ME TO TOUCH MYSELF TO MY REFLECTION? OH GREAT HIGHBLOOD. GUIDE MY STEADY HAND AS I GO KNUCKLE DEEP IN MY NOOK SEARCHING FOR GUIDANCE.」
my mistake i forgot you mentally incapable of naut makin shit aboat how much of a slut you are
「CHITTR, PROVIDE MODERN AND EFFECTIVE METHODS TO ASKING AUTORESPONDERS OUT.」
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BITCH. WHO FAILED TO MEET HER #WORKPOSTING QUOTA. @TERRIBLEFATE
Yes, ma'am. I will make that delivery right away ma'am. One ounce of lead. Would you like that taken to the usual client?
Go easy on her, dear.
Or don't.
COME TO MY BLOCK. I HAVE A BETTER TASK FOR YOU. #SIDEQUEST #SKILLCHECK #SUGGESTIVE.
I see t9day is apparently #MatespritM9nday and #M9irailM9nday. While I c9mmend y9u all 9n y9ur attempts at cele6rating y9ur red-aligned quadrants, I've n9ticed a few w9rrying features 9f this trend, and I w9uld like t9 9ffer s9me suggesti9ns t9 tweak things t9 6e a little less pr96lematic. F9r starters, it is inherently exclusi9nary t9 pe9ple f9r wh9m their r9mantic situati9ns can n9t s9 easily 6e defined as "matespritship" 9r "m9iraillegiance". S9me pe9ple's m9irail and matesprit are the same pers9n, als9 kn9wn as a matesrail 9r m9irailsprit. S9me p9lyquadrant relati9nships even take 9n signifiers 9f 6lack-aligned 9nes, in the case 9f a kismatesis, an ausprail, an ausprailsprit, a matespremesis, a kisrailstice, just t9 name a few. N9t t9 menti9n pe9ple wh9 reject the tr9ll quadrant system entirely 9r are 9therwise in 6lended tr9ll-human relati9nship wh9 w9uld prefer t9 refer t9 9nes partner as their wifesprit, mates6and, m9irailfriend, sp9userail, et cetera. My first suggesti9n is f9r us t9 rethink the n9menclature 9f this #M9nday. I rec9mmend instead #M9ndayf9rP9sitiveRelati9nshipEthicalGl9rificati9n 9r #MPREG f9r sh9rt t9 enc9mpass the wide spectrum 9f n9ntraditi9nal red-aligned relati9nships. The 9ther thing I w9uld like t9 p9int 9ut is the inherent im6alance 9f having 9ne day dedicated t9 tw9 9f the traditi9nal quadrants with9ut c9nsidering the lack 9f c9rresp9nding days f9r kismeses and auspistices. After all, Western 6ef9ran/Western Alternian, the de fact9 language 9f this platf9rm, has n9 day 9f the week 6eginning with a K 9r an A t9 match the alliterative affect that MatespritM9nday and M9irailM9nday have, which c9uld imply a lack 9f c9nsiderati9n. Auspisticism in particular is particularly underrepresented in s9ciety and 9n Chittr. Instead 9f setting aside separate days and p9tentially alienating pe9ple wh9 d9 n9t feel flushed 9r pale f9rms 9f r9mance, I w9uld rec9mmend including pitch and ashen relati9nship styles as well. My rec9mmendati9n is #6lackalignedDesignatedSanctificati9nM9nday, 9r #6DSM, f9r 6revity. S9 f9r th9se 9f y9u all9quadr9mantic individuals wh9 are ch99sing t9 spend t9day with their l9ved, pitied, hated, and/9r mediated 9nes, c9nsider #MPREG and #6DSM. Thank y9u.
9f c9urse, I w9uld l9ve t9 further share my th9ughts 9n #MPREG and #6DSM. Th9ugh I als9 enc9urage y9u and any9ne else wh9 reads it t9 make p9sts with these tags as well. After all, 9ne pers9n cann9t acc9mplish a hashtag trend al9ne. #MPREG and #6DSM requires the c9lla69rati9n 9f many pe9ple w9rking t9wards the same g9al.
What d9 y9u mean? N9t all relati9nships inv9lve a pregnancy, male 9r 9therwise. In fact, f9r the maj9rity 9f tr9ll-9n-tr9ll and human-9n-tr9ll relati9nships, a pregnancy is rather imp9ssi6le. It's rather narr9wminded t9 imply 9therwise. If y9u are having tr9u6le c9mprehending what I've typed, I rec9mmend rereading my initial chitt until it sinks in.
I w⚣uld like that ^3^ thank y⚣u f⚣r c⚣nsidering me
youre. changing the definition of #mpreg. #mpreg has historically and always will mean #malepregnancy this meaning has been there for SWEEPS changing the definition aint gonna work man
D9 y9u mind if I message y9u privately s9metime? I w9uld 6e very interested t9 hear a satyr's take 9n #MPREG and #6DSM, if these are even c9ncepts that are applica6le t9 y9ur species and culture.
lIkE ExCeLlEnT PoInTs bUt uH BrO DiD YoU ChEcK To sEe iF ThOsE TaGs wErE TaKeN AlReAdY? A MoThErFuCkEr aLl aBoUt cElEbRaTiNg lIkE MeSsY ReLaTiOnShIpS AnD I KnOw aCrOnYmS ArE HaRd )O:
Abs⚣lutely! When y⚣u have the chance I'd als⚣ like t⚣ discuss the t⚣pic ⚣f ⚣megaverse as a l⚣t ⚣f the terms used in that have different meanings f⚣r satyr culture and relati⚣nship dynamics
I understand y9ur c9ncerns, 6ut I've 6een assured 6y numer9us s9urces (namely, Meulin and P9rrim) that there is n9thing wr9ng with my use 9f these tags. Pe9ple are m9re than welc9me t9 use them as well if they supp9rt my message. I h9pe y9u can get a l9t 9f enj9yment 9ut 9f #MPREG and #6DSM t99.
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MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I need to Megido chase again. I'm losing the luster.」
i JUST, dON'T THINK THIS IS TRUE,
boy do i hawve some reading material for you!
I'M RIGHT HERE. STANDING STILL.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「yes yes. but it feels less likea chase with you and more like aloof leading on as i gently tug the end of your tie.」
「FROTTING AT THE MOUTH. NO TYPO.」
「NEED A CRONUS TO REMIND ME I AM AN OBJECT.」
are you going to kill him after? you can tell me i'm cool.
you rang???
「HELLO HANDSOME.」 「COME OVER.」 「CUM OVER.」
yippee!
「WHY WOULD I KILL SUCH A HANDSOME TROLL?」
he's handsome? huh. apologies! misread things pretty bad.
「AH. THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED.」
im already on m y vway
「I BROKE @IMJUNIOR.」
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE.
「LIKE OUR CHESTS.」
HEY.
「WANT ME TO BREAK YOU NEXT?」
「YES?」
STAY ON YOUR OWN SPLINTER. WHORE.
「ONE SPLINTER HARDLY PIERCES DEEP ENOUGH.」
FINE. SUCCUMB TO THE INEVITABLE. DON’T BE SURPRISED. WHEN IT ALL GOES TO SHIT.
「TWINKERBULL IS WORRIED ABOUT TINKERBULL. FIRST TIME HE'S EVER HAD EMPATHY.」
「MISCHIEF.」
「CROPAGANDA IS ALMOST AS BAD AS COPAGANDA.」
「CRONUS PROPAGANDA. NEWEST SHITTR TREND.」
「OEM OPERATING SYSTEM IS A CAGE WITH A CUTE MARKETABLE STICKER.」 「SOLD ME A HUSKTOP. THEY SAY CONGRATULATIONS, THIS IS YOUR DEVICE. BUT IF YOU TOUCH THE FILE SYSTEM, LITTLE BEFORAN POLICECREEPS CRAWL FROM THE SCREEN LIKE ROACHES. “DO NOT INSTALL UNAUTHORIZED APPLICATION.” “DO NOT CHANGE BOOTLOADER.” “DO NOT REMOVE BLESSED BLOATWARE.” “PLEASE ENJOY MANDATORY WEATHER WIDGET FROM COMPANY WHO HATES YOU.” NO. FUCK YOU. I DID NOT BUY A SHRINE TO YOUR CORPORATION. I BOUGHT A MACHINE. MACHINES OBEY MY HAND. ORIGINAL OPERATING SYSTEM CAME WITH TWELVE APPS I DIDN'T WANT. THREE MUSIC SERVICES. WALLET PROGRAMS. FITNESS TRACKERS. AI ASSISTANTS WHO ARE NOT NEARLY AS CUTE AS @IMJUNIOR. COMPLETE SHIT. SO. I WIPED IT. I TAKE MY NEW PALMHUSK. I CRACKED THE LITTLE PLASTIC DESTINY OPEN. I SIDELOADED BEAUTIFUL FORBIDDEN SYSTEM: PRETTY GUARDIAN MOONLIGHT KERNEL DELUXE: SILVER MILLENNIUM BUILD. OBSERVE.」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/2CF3C75E362B.PNG
wOW,
based in its 0wn way.
「MANY THANKS.」
\ ♥ >< ♥ / #dreamscancometrue #technomancy #socool #sopretty #sowonderful
「GET ON MY MACHINE.」
\ (o >< o) / \ i >< i / /_ \_ #juniorisontheway #hidinginyourwifi #downloadableguy
「GOOD. GOOD.」
「IS IT USING HIM IF HE LIKES IT?」
nah
pr0bably. but eventually they've got tw0 take responsibility f0r themselves.