HIATUS
@apocalypseAbided
((PFP by doing-thewindythings but their blog is gone now :( )) BITCH WITH A FUCKASS JOB.
「I AM NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE MY ROOM UNTIL I ROLL ALL 20S ON 20 ICOSAHEDRONS. HELP.」
「NEED A NEW ASHTRAY. MINE KEEPS ESCAPING.」
「WHY AM I GETTING PUNKED BY A GOLD TWINK IN THE FUTURE?」
「VERY FEW FELT MEMBERS HAVE NICE ASSES.」 「EVEN FEWER LET YOU TOUCH THEM.」
「GOOD BOY.」 「BUT ALSO.」 「MY ALTERNATE SELVES.」 「AND VESICA.」 「AND OTHERS WHO I WILL NOT ELABORATE ON FOR THEIR PRIVACY.」 「BUT IT'S MORE OBVIOUS THAN YOU THINK.」
「LET'S PLAY MY FAVORITE GAME. CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.」
「BOSSBALL'S MANGA EQUIVALENT AS A WOMAN.」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A92530728578.PNG @HANDMAID @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST @TACITURNTERROR
I WOULD TEASE SOME INANE, BULLSHIT QUIP LIKE "MY EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION RATING MIGHT CHANGE IF THIS WAS EVEN REMOTELY TRUE," BUT IT WOULD STILL BE A LIE. WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF HAVING CIGARS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A MOUTH. AT THAT POINT, THEY'RE FAT INCENSE STICKS.
「TO EXTINGUISH ON OUR COLLECTIVE TONGUES, ASSES, AND BREASTS. MAINLY MINE.」
MOLT UP AND STOP PUTTING OUR BUSINESS ON THE TIMELINE. ATTENTION WHORE.
「OH NO.」 「ARE YOU GOING TO PUNISH ME(YOU)(US)?」 「I WILL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU FIRST. BY BECOMING A FAT BITCH. THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK IT OFF.」
FESTERING CROTCHMAGGOTS, YOU'VE FINALLY COME FULL CIRCLE, HAVEN'T YOU. GOD, FUCK. LIKE I NEEDED ANOTHER. ARE YOU AT LEAST A VERSION I HAVE SOME KIND OF TEMPORARY, PROVISIONAL AUTHORITY OVER. CAN I ISSUE A WORKPLACE IMPERATIVE TO WATCH THIS WITH ME. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
YES. AS YOUR MANAGER. COMMANDER. AND UNQUESTIONED AUTHORITY. I HEREBY GRANT YOU FULL RIGHTS OVER PAST ME. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY “BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS.” OR “CAN I DO THAT.” OR “THIS IS MAYBE A LITTLE TOO FAR.” FROM THIS MOMENT ONWARD. KNOW IN YOUR PUSHER. THAT ANY AND ALL TORTURES YOU WILL DEVISE. ARE RETROACTIVELY PREAPPROVED. I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO. WITH THAT SILLY BITCH. SHE DESERVES IT FOR BEING ME.
「THE PRODIGAL CUNT RETURNS.」
IF YOU ARE GREEN. AND I AM GREEN. THEN WHICH ONE OF US IS THE ALPHA. SHOULD OUR TONGUES BATTLE FOR DOMINANCE.
「WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS. I WILL BE ON TOP DURING COITAL FURY RITUALS.」
YOU ARE NEITHER THE SENPAI. NOR THE SEME HERE.
「YES. BUT NO ONE HAS TREATED YOU RIGHT.」 「LET ME.」 「I WILL MAKE YOU REMEMBER.」 「HOW IT FEELS TO BE A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN.」
「SOMETIMES. I STOP TIME.」 「EXCLUSIVELY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I DID SOMETHING NEFARIOUS.」 「WHEN IN REALITY. I DID NOTHING BUT MAYBE TILT A PICTURE FRAME.」
「INTERVIEW IS OVER.」
<<"like... because there's nothing to complain about, or you aren't allowed?">>
「STRANGE. STRANGE. THIS INTERVIEW IS STRANGE.」
「CUTE...」 「WHO LEFT THIS HERE?」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/74D0BD703033.PNG
「STRANGE. NOT WHERE I WAS. MISSED ABCC FOR THIS.」 「TOOK A STEP INTO A DOOR. BROUGHT ME INTO A BLOCK THAT LOOKS LIKE IT IS FOR WAITING. AIR IS VERY STILL HERE. EACH BREATH FEELS LIKE IT IS THE SAME ONE. NO WINDOWS. NO DOORS. NOT EVEN THE ONE BEHIND ME. NO VOICE.」 「WHERE IS THE CAMERA? WHAT POSITION WOULD YOU LIKE ME IN, MISTER DIRECTOR?」 「THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTERVIEW. THERE IS A MAID UNIFORM LYING IN A BOX NEARBY.」 「AM I HIRED ALREADY?」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DDA4675EDE00.PNG
tHAT 1S WHAT, i FIGURED THUS, iT WOULD JUST SORT OF BE, i DON'T KNOW,,, aN ACT OF DISRESPECT? i CAN NOT IMAGINE BREAKING IT, oR ATTEMPTING TO WOULD, mANAGE MUCH GOOD,
TIME IS A FLAT FUCKING CIRCLE.
「I AM HERE TO BESTOW UPON YOU A VERY IMPORTANT CULTURAL PIECE OF MEDIA FOR ROTTEN GIRLS EVERYWHERE.」 「IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE EXEMPLARY CHRONICLE OF THE INSUFFERABLY PERFUMED CHILD-DESPOT WHO WEAPONIZED COURTLY SILLINESS, BEAUTY-BOY ESPIONAGE, AND TREASONOUS DANCE-BASED STATECRAFT TO HUMILIATE EVERY ADULT IN THE HEMOSPECTRUM BEFORE LUNCH: PATALLIRO OF MALI-NERA, FIRST OF HIS NAME, LAST OF YOUR PATIENCE, THEN YOU DO NOT KNOW BALL.」
「I REST MY BREASTS UPON YOU. MUCH LIKE THEIR INSECTOID COUNTER PARTS, MY BS HOPE TO CAUSE SO MUCH FRICTION BY RUBBING ON YOU THAT YOU DIE OF HEAT STROKE.」
「TIRED OF LOSING.」
「KEEP HATE REACTING MY FUTURE POSTS IN SAPPHIC ENVY.」
idk what idea you got in yo head but i neva have and never will want yo stank skank ass or anyone it bumps against im hatin cuz i hate
「ENJOY THE VOW OF CELIBACY. EVEN KANKRI'S CELIBUSSY IS NOT OFF LIMITS TO ME.」
thats a gross ass line you just dropped gill you shoald look in a mirror and reeflect on that
「YOU WANT ME TO TOUCH MYSELF TO MY REFLECTION? OH GREAT HIGHBLOOD. GUIDE MY STEADY HAND AS I GO KNUCKLE DEEP IN MY NOOK SEARCHING FOR GUIDANCE.」
my mistake i forgot you mentally incapable of naut makin shit aboat how much of a slut you are
「CHITTR, PROVIDE MODERN AND EFFECTIVE METHODS TO ASKING AUTORESPONDERS OUT.」
「FROTTING AT THE MOUTH. NO TYPO.」
「NEED A CRONUS TO REMIND ME I AM AN OBJECT.」
are you going to kill him after? you can tell me i'm cool.
「HELLO HANDSOME.」 「COME OVER.」 「CUM OVER.」
「I BROKE @IMJUNIOR.」
FINE. SUCCUMB TO THE INEVITABLE. DON’T BE SURPRISED. WHEN IT ALL GOES TO SHIT.
「TWINKERBULL IS WORRIED ABOUT TINKERBULL. FIRST TIME HE'S EVER HAD EMPATHY.」