Damara Megido, Witch of Time
@apocalypseAbided
((PFP by doing-thewindythings but their blog is gone now :( )) Damara, Godtiered, Adult, Just before being plucked by Doc Scratch for Eternal Servitude. Approach with Caution, or Tributes.
「STRANGE. STRANGE. THIS INTERVIEW IS STRANGE.」
「CUTE...」 「WHO LEFT THIS HERE?」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/74D0BD703033.PNG
「STRANGE. NOT WHERE I WAS. MISSED ABCC FOR THIS.」 「TOOK A STEP INTO A DOOR. BROUGHT ME INTO A BLOCK THAT LOOKS LIKE IT IS FOR WAITING. AIR IS VERY STILL HERE. EACH BREATH FEELS LIKE IT IS THE SAME ONE. NO WINDOWS. NO DOORS. NOT EVEN THE ONE BEHIND ME. NO VOICE.」 「WHERE IS THE CAMERA? WHAT POSITION WOULD YOU LIKE ME IN, MISTER DIRECTOR?」 「THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTERVIEW. THERE IS A MAID UNIFORM LYING IN A BOX NEARBY.」 「AM I HIRED ALREADY?」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DDA4675EDE00.PNG
tHAT 1S WHAT, i FIGURED THUS, iT WOULD JUST SORT OF BE, i DON'T KNOW,,, aN ACT OF DISRESPECT? i CAN NOT IMAGINE BREAKING IT, oR ATTEMPTING TO WOULD, mANAGE MUCH GOOD,
TIME IS A FLAT FUCKING CIRCLE.
「I AM HERE TO BESTOW UPON YOU A VERY IMPORTANT CULTURAL PIECE OF MEDIA FOR ROTTEN GIRLS EVERYWHERE.」 「IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE EXEMPLARY CHRONICLE OF THE INSUFFERABLY PERFUMED CHILD-DESPOT WHO WEAPONIZED COURTLY SILLINESS, BEAUTY-BOY ESPIONAGE, AND TREASONOUS DANCE-BASED STATECRAFT TO HUMILIATE EVERY ADULT IN THE HEMOSPECTRUM BEFORE LUNCH: PATALLIRO OF MALI-NERA, FIRST OF HIS NAME, LAST OF YOUR PATIENCE, THEN YOU DO NOT KNOW BALL.」
「I REST MY BREASTS UPON YOU. MUCH LIKE THEIR INSECTOID COUNTER PARTS, MY BS HOPE TO CAUSE SO MUCH FRICTION BY RUBBING ON YOU THAT YOU DIE OF HEAT STROKE.」
「TIRED OF LOSING.」
「KEEP HATE REACTING MY FUTURE POSTS IN SAPPHIC ENVY.」
idk what idea you got in yo head but i neva have and never will want yo stank skank ass or anyone it bumps against im hatin cuz i hate
「ENJOY THE VOW OF CELIBACY. EVEN KANKRI'S CELIBUSSY IS NOT OFF LIMITS TO ME.」
thats a gross ass line you just dropped gill you shoald look in a mirror and reeflect on that
「YOU WANT ME TO TOUCH MYSELF TO MY REFLECTION? OH GREAT HIGHBLOOD. GUIDE MY STEADY HAND AS I GO KNUCKLE DEEP IN MY NOOK SEARCHING FOR GUIDANCE.」
my mistake i forgot you mentally incapable of naut makin shit aboat how much of a slut you are
「CHITTR, PROVIDE MODERN AND EFFECTIVE METHODS TO ASKING AUTORESPONDERS OUT.」
「FROTTING AT THE MOUTH. NO TYPO.」
「NEED A CRONUS TO REMIND ME I AM AN OBJECT.」
are you going to kill him after? you can tell me i'm cool.
「HELLO HANDSOME.」 「COME OVER.」 「CUM OVER.」
「I BROKE @IMJUNIOR.」
FINE. SUCCUMB TO THE INEVITABLE. DON’T BE SURPRISED. WHEN IT ALL GOES TO SHIT.
「TWINKERBULL IS WORRIED ABOUT TINKERBULL. FIRST TIME HE'S EVER HAD EMPATHY.」
「MISCHIEF.」
「CROPAGANDA IS ALMOST AS BAD AS COPAGANDA.」
「OEM OPERATING SYSTEM IS A CAGE WITH A CUTE MARKETABLE STICKER.」 「SOLD ME A HUSKTOP. THEY SAY CONGRATULATIONS, THIS IS YOUR DEVICE. BUT IF YOU TOUCH THE FILE SYSTEM, LITTLE BEFORAN POLICECREEPS CRAWL FROM THE SCREEN LIKE ROACHES. “DO NOT INSTALL UNAUTHORIZED APPLICATION.” “DO NOT CHANGE BOOTLOADER.” “DO NOT REMOVE BLESSED BLOATWARE.” “PLEASE ENJOY MANDATORY WEATHER WIDGET FROM COMPANY WHO HATES YOU.” NO. FUCK YOU. I DID NOT BUY A SHRINE TO YOUR CORPORATION. I BOUGHT A MACHINE. MACHINES OBEY MY HAND. ORIGINAL OPERATING SYSTEM CAME WITH TWELVE APPS I DIDN'T WANT. THREE MUSIC SERVICES. WALLET PROGRAMS. FITNESS TRACKERS. AI ASSISTANTS WHO ARE NOT NEARLY AS CUTE AS @IMJUNIOR. COMPLETE SHIT. SO. I WIPED IT. I TAKE MY NEW PALMHUSK. I CRACKED THE LITTLE PLASTIC DESTINY OPEN. I SIDELOADED BEAUTIFUL FORBIDDEN SYSTEM: PRETTY GUARDIAN MOONLIGHT KERNEL DELUXE: SILVER MILLENNIUM BUILD. OBSERVE.」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/2CF3C75E362B.PNG
「IS IT USING HIM IF HE LIKES IT?」
nah
pr0bably. but eventually they've got tw0 take responsibility f0r themselves.
「WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHITTY RIP?! WHERE IS TUXEDO MAHSKE?」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4CF08AB262EF.PNG
「I DO NOT KNOW.」 「UGLY.」 「I DO NOT KNOW.」 「UGLY.」 「I DO NOT KNOW.」 「UGLY.」 「I DO NOT KNOW.」 「UGLY.」 「I DO NOT KNOW.」 「UGLY.」 「I DO NOT KNOW.」 「UGLY.」
There is no away sailor moon is falling for this version Not canon Bullshit edit
i'M SORRY, uMM,,, i DO NOT KNOW, wHAT i COULD TELL YOU THAT WOULD, pREVENT ANYTHING THAT 1S, cOMING UP, wHAT WITH THE GREEN DREAMS, aND THE THIS, tHOUGH, tHIS SEEMS REALLY PETTY OF, tHE WH1TE GUY, bUT UHH,,, wELL, mAYBE JUST INFORMING YOU WILL, dO SOMETHING OR i GUESS, iT MIGHT BE WHAT DOOMS YOU, aS YOU TRY TO AVOID IT, bUT SINCE i CAN'T KNOW EITHER WAY, i MAY AS WELL, aS i THINK HONESTY IS THE BEST POL1CY, eXCEPT WHEN IT IS NOT, tHE BEST POL1CY, sO BASICALLY, sOME GUY WITH A WHITE BALL HEAD, wHO TYPES IN WHITE, nAMED dOC sCRATCH, iS GOING TO TRY TO WIGGLERNAP YOU, tO HIS SPACE HIVE, oN THE MOON BUT NOT, tHE MOON YOU KNOW, aND THEN, dO BAD THINGS i ASSUME, aND FORCE YOU INTO SERVITUDE AND, iT'LL BE PRETTY BAD i THINK, uMM,,, oH, tHE lOST wOODS WERE GOOD, aT GETTING dARLIN LOST, mAYBE TRY, gETTING LOST THERE SO HE CAN'T, dO ALL THAT? sORRY, i DON'T THINK i HAVE ANY ACTIONABLE ADV1CE, fOR THIS BUT i HOPE, tHINGS GO ALRIGHT, yOU ARE COOL,
「IGNORE THAT.」
「DREAMS HAVE BEEN GREEN.」
｢(○´∀｀人´∀｀○) nnnnnggh megane-san has had aka yume too~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: dreams have been red. (ФωФ)]
｢(´∀｀*)ε｀ ) onegai... dam-chan... your moe...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pwease...]
HI. IT’S ME. FUTURE YOU. HERE TO HEARTILY ENDORSE. WASTING SWEEPS. ON ANOTHER UNWASHED. UNDESERVING. UNTOUCHABLE TREEABOO. YOU’VE BEEN DREAMING OF EACH OTHER. IT’S FATED. THIS IS DEFINITELY THE GUY.
「HAND. ON MY NECK.」 「COLD. SMOOTH.」 「DIMUNITIVE.」 「POWERFUL.」 「YOU ARE NOT THESE THINGS.」
「WHAT DOES THE HORNY WEREWOLF SAY WHEN YOU SUGGEST GOING OUT TO THE MOVIES?」 「I'D RATHER KNOT.」
i DON'T GET IT, cAN YOU EXPLAIN PLEASE?
「I DRIP WITH NEWFOUND BADGES OF DISHONOR.」
