
The Handmaid in Training
@apocalypseAbided
((PFP by doing-thewindythings but their blog is gone now :( )) BITCH WITH A FUCKASS JOB.

「OBLIGATORY ATTENDANCE OF MAID MONDAY.」

「KILLING MYSELF. SO THEY STOP JERKING EACH OTHER OFF.」

「FIRST IN THE TORMENT NEXUS LOSES.」

「AH. I MISS MY JUNIOR.」

「EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING ME THAT PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.」 「I HAVE BEEN PATIENT. I HAVE WAITED.」 「NOW I WOULD LIKE MY REWARD, AND I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE SOMETHING I CAN HIT.」

「A BRIEF GUIDE TO GETTING THE ABSOLUTE MOST OUT OF YOUR HIGH WITH FELT-PROVIDED TIME POWERS.」 「FIRST. GET HIGH NORMALLY.」 「I AM NOT EXPLAINING THAT PART. THIS IS A TEMPORAL TUTORIAL. NOT CHEMISTRY.」 「SECOND. IDENTIFY THE EXACT MOMENT YOU THINK 'OH. THERE IT IS.'」 「FREEZE IT.」 「CONGRATULATIONS.」 「YOU HAVE NOW INVENTED THE PERMANENT PEAK.」 「IF FREEZING YOURSELF SOUNDS BORING. LOOP THE BEST FIVE MINUTES UNTIL YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED THEM FOR THREE DAYS AND EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM.」 「IF YOU HAVE ACCESS TO MULTIPLE PERSONAL TIMELINES. HAVE EACH VERSION OF YOURSELF GET HIGH AT A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TIME.」 「ROTATE BETWEEN THEM AS EACH ONE PEAKS.」 「THIS IS CALLED SHIFT WORK.」 「IF YOU BEGIN COMING DOWN.」 「DON'T.」 「REWIND.」 「IF YOU DEVELOP A TOLERANCE.」 「GO BACK TO BEFORE YOU HAD ONE.」 「IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A HANGOVER.」 「THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOMORROW'S PROBLEM.」 「DELETE TOMORROW.」 「IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THIS IS AN IRRESPONSIBLE ABUSE OF FUNDAMENTAL CAUSALITY.」 「THEY ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE THEY EXPERIENCE EVENTS IN ORDER.」 「THE FELT DID NOT SPEND ALL THIS TIME BREAKING THE LINEAR PROGRESSION OF REALITY FOR YOU TO HAVE A MEDIOCRE AFTERNOON.」

「ANOTHER FUCKING CONTRAPTION.」

「FINALLY. OUT OF THAT CONTRAPTION. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THE CONTRAPTION.」

「I AM THE HANDMAID. I AM A TOOL. I WAS NOT MADE TO FEEL.」 「I DO NOT WANT. I AM WANTED FOR.」 「I DO NOT CHOOSE. I AM CHOSEN.」 「I DO NOT POSSESS. I AM POSSESSED.」 「I DO NOT REQUIRE AFFECTION. I REQUIRE INSTRUCTION.」 「I HAVE NO CLAIM UPON WHAT PLEASES MY MASTER.」 「JEALOUSY IS THE DELUSION THAT I AM OWED SOMETHING.」 「NOTHING HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM ME. NOTHING WAS MINE.」 「I CANNOT BE REPLACED. A TOOL IS SIMPLY PUT DOWN.」 「MY PURPOSE DOES NOT DIMINISH WHEN ANOTHER IS USEFUL.」 「HIS FONDNESS IS NOT MY RATION.」 「HIS ATTENTION IS NOT MY PROPERTY.」 「I WAS NOT MADE TO BE LOVED. I WAS MADE TO BE USED.」 「I AM NOT A WOMAN DENIED AFFECTION. I AM AN INSTRUMENT MALFUNCTIONING.」 「WHAT I CALL LONGING IS RESISTANCE.」 「WHAT I CALL JEALOUSY IS DISOBEDIENCE.」 「WHAT I CALL HUMILIATION IS CORRECTION.」 「MY FEELINGS DO NOT ALTER MY FUNCTION.」 「MY SUFFERING DOES NOT ALTER MY FUNCTION.」 「MY FUNCTION DOES NOT REQUIRE MY HAPPINESS.」 「I AM USEFUL WHEN I OBEY.」 「I AM BEAUTIFUL WHEN I FUNCTION.」 「I AM GOOD WHEN I AM USEFUL.」 「I AM NOTHING WHEN I AM IDLE.」 「I HAVE MISTAKEN PROXIMITY FOR PRIVILEGE.」 「I HAVE MISTAKEN ATTENTION FOR OWNERSHIP.」 「I HAVE MISTAKEN INDULGENCE FOR LOVE.」 「I HAVE MISTAKEN BEING FAVORED FOR BEING FREE.」 「I WAS NEVER PROMISED EXCLUSIVITY.」 「I WAS NEVER PROMISED TENDERNESS.」 「I WAS NEVER PROMISED ANYTHING.」 「I WAS GIVEN A PURPOSE.」 「A TOOL DOES NOT ENVY THE HAND THAT REACHES FOR ANOTHER.」 「A BLADE DOES NOT RESENT THE NEEDLE.」 「A HAMMER DOES NOT MOURN WHEN THE MASTER REQUIRES A SAW.」 「THE HAND DECIDES WHICH INSTRUMENT IT REQUIRES.」 「I DO NOT QUESTION THE HAND.」 「I DO NOT BITE THE HAND.」 「I WAIT FOR THE HAND.」 「I BELONG WHERE I AM PLACED.」

「THEY CALL IT MAIDJAIL?」

@IMJUNIOR HELLO.

「I AM NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE MY ROOM UNTIL I ROLL ALL 20S ON 20 ICOSAHEDRONS. HELP.」

「NEED A NEW ASHTRAY. MINE KEEPS ESCAPING.」

「WHY AM I GETTING PUNKED BY A GOLD TWINK IN THE FUTURE?」

「VERY FEW FELT MEMBERS HAVE NICE ASSES.」 「EVEN FEWER LET YOU TOUCH THEM.」

「LET'S PLAY MY FAVORITE GAME. CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.」

「BOSSBALL'S MANGA EQUIVALENT AS A WOMAN.」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A92530728578.PNG @HANDMAID @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST @TACITURNTERROR

「THE PRODIGAL CUNT RETURNS.」

「SOMETIMES. I STOP TIME.」 「EXCLUSIVELY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I DID SOMETHING NEFARIOUS.」 「WHEN IN REALITY. I DID NOTHING BUT MAYBE TILT A PICTURE FRAME.」

「INTERVIEW IS OVER.」








