「BOSSBALL'S MANGA EQUIVALENT AS A WOMAN.」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A92530728578.PNG @HANDMAID @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST @TACITURNTERROR
I WOULD TEASE SOME INANE, BULLSHIT QUIP LIKE "MY EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION RATING MIGHT CHANGE IF THIS WAS EVEN REMOTELY TRUE," BUT IT WOULD STILL BE A LIE. WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF HAVING CIGARS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A MOUTH. AT THAT POINT, THEY'RE FAT INCENSE STICKS.
「TO EXTINGUISH ON OUR COLLECTIVE TONGUES, ASSES, AND BREASTS. MAINLY MINE.」
MOLT UP AND STOP PUTTING OUR BUSINESS ON THE TIMELINE. ATTENTION WHORE.
「OH NO.」 「ARE YOU GOING TO PUNISH ME(YOU)(US)?」 「I WILL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU FIRST. BY BECOMING A FAT BITCH. THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK IT OFF.」
FESTERING CROTCHMAGGOTS, YOU'VE FINALLY COME FULL CIRCLE, HAVEN'T YOU. GOD, FUCK. LIKE I NEEDED ANOTHER. ARE YOU AT LEAST A VERSION I HAVE SOME KIND OF TEMPORARY, PROVISIONAL AUTHORITY OVER. CAN I ISSUE A WORKPLACE IMPERATIVE TO WATCH THIS WITH ME. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
YES. AS YOUR MANAGER. COMMANDER. AND UNQUESTIONED AUTHORITY. I HEREBY GRANT YOU FULL RIGHTS OVER PAST ME. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY “BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS.” OR “CAN I DO THAT.” OR “THIS IS MAYBE A LITTLE TOO FAR.” FROM THIS MOMENT ONWARD. KNOW IN YOUR PUSHER. THAT ANY AND ALL TORTURES YOU WILL DEVISE. ARE RETROACTIVELY PREAPPROVED. I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO. WITH THAT SILLY BITCH. SHE DESERVES IT FOR BEING ME.
I'LL GET THE HAIR BRUSH.