The Handmaid in Training
@apocalypseAbided
((PFP by doing-thewindythings but their blog is gone now :( )) BITCH WITH A FUCKASS JOB.
「OBLIGATORY ATTENDANCE OF MAID MONDAY.」
have you considered hiring a substitue maid so you can nap?
「YES. MORE MAIDS FOR TROLL BENNY HILL. THIS WILL GO GREAT.」
I’M ALWAYS SAYING THIS.
「YES I AM.」
iT WOULD BE FUN, aS A PRECURSOR TO #tAVROStUESDAY, tO DO A, #mAKEtAVROSwEARamAIDdRESSmONDAY, hUH,,,
「YES.」
「KILLING MYSELF. SO THEY STOP JERKING EACH OTHER OFF.」
print("would it not just make more sense to kill then")
「TRIED.」 「KYUBALL IS TOO STABPROOF.」
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
「LAST TIME A GOOD LOOKING GOLDBLOOD CAME TO THE PREMISES I CULLED THEM.」
you w1sh you could do 1t aga1n r1ght now don’t you
「I WISH FOR A LOT.」
Referring to me as Junior's "Papa" has earned the bot another week in Hell. Thanks. Needed the excuse.
「ON MY WAY.」
ANYONE ever says anythin about that lil junior thing and it's on SIGHT
「AH. HE IS MY LOVE.]
「ANOTHER FUCKING CONTRAPTION.」
how many of these things are there? D:
youre really getting put in situations arent you
「IT'S MY JOB.」
「I AM SURE SOME FUTURE VARIATION WILL COME TELL ME THE COUNT ANY LIGHT NOW.」
👋👋👋 uhm hi exsqueeze me 👋👋👋 🤏 just a teensie lil question from accounting 🤏 😁😁😁 are we operating "at cost" or did you actually get your little whoopsie do fuckup 👋 handwaved 👋 because the crashout was costlier than telling you to suck it up buttercup???? like???????? what the fuck??? 😁😁😁 🙄👇👇👇 THIS IS...ugh , ok ok , i ch ipped a fu ck ing nal one sec👊✊🫸 ✋🤏😁 i need ang rier mo jis🙄🤟👎 😃 dry you stupid press on piece of overpriced GARBAGE ok😃 👌 message received, @handMaid, i thought you WANTED to be friends, i thought you could LEARN from me that i could be a MENTOR figure to you... ive been try ign s of uc king hard to like...learn and stuff...im not perfect...i never pretended to be...sure...i took your needles and id dndt give them back and yeah i sometimes get fo fu cking foaming pi ssed tha t my nai ls just spl inter and chip and wont g o back on n n nnnn even if thats what i PAID for them to do,,,,, bu t 👌 👎✋ tell me youre not ACTUALLY thinking of bringing those fucking things here??? like???? hello????? 🫂🧠 mental 🌪️🫂 detectors on the perimeter anyone??? i am LITERALLYyy,,,LITERALLYLITERALLY LITERALLY so ❌not on board❌ with this acquisition,,, you didnt even thin k to fu cking ask?!?!?! what is with you, miss wand wacker, you couldve just asked instead of demanding all fussily and stuff and i probably wouldve, definitely wouldve, shipped them priority mail! but now i dont even wanna??? this WITCH over here thinks she can just chomp my whole entire fucking bit for her own like its okay???? where the fuck did you get those???? HOW did you get them working???????????????????? 🤚👎 🔊🔔📢⚠️ 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘆??? ⚠️📢🔔🔊🔊 📢🔔🔊🔊🛥️🚢 𝒚𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒐??? @scratchDoctor @caliBorn @terribleFate @taciturnTerror @gullibleColumnist @veritysGleam @bulgeCurator @comedyGold @lordJack @twistedComedy @mrBenedict @numberSeven @calliOpe @therapistofThedeepone @woeGothic @apocalypseAbided @terminatedRegalia @lejayjaY @adiosToreador @zealousWeaponsmith fuck it, ANY felt, are we seriously letting her get away with this??? one of you has to STOP THIS!!! FUCK!!!! corpse parts??? from CALLIOPE???? BIG MAN'S DEAD SISTER???? cali b would NOT be happy to hear about this... 🛳️🚢📢🔔🔊🔊 😁😁😁 BIT OF AN ISOMETRIC EXERCISE???? 😁😁😁 🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣 ___ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ / /\ ___ ___ / /\ / /::\ / /::\ / /::\ /__/\ /__/\ / /::\ / /:/\:\ / /:/\:\ /__/:/\:\ \ \:\ \__\:\ / /:/\:\ / /::\ \:\ / /::\ \:\ _\_ \:\ \:\ \__\:\ / /::\ / /::\ \:\ /__/:/\:\_\:| /__/:/\:\ \:\ /__/\ \:\ \:\ / /::\ __/ /:/\/ /__/:/\:\ \:\ \ \:\ \:\/:/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ / /:/\:\ /__/\/:/~~ \ \:\ \:\_\/ \ \:\_\::/ \ \:\ \:\ \ \:\_\:\ / /:/__\/ \ \::/ \ \:\ \:\ \ \:\/:/ \ \:\_\/ \ \:\/:/ /__/:/ \ \:\ \ \:\_\/ \__\::/ \ \:\ \ \::/ \__\/ \__\/ \ \:\ ~~ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ / /\ ___ / /:/_ / /:/ / /::\ /__/\ / /:/ /\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ \ \:\ / /:/ /:/_ / /::\ ___ / /::\ \:\ \__\:\ /__/:/ /:/ /\ /__/:/\:\ /\ /__/:/\:\_\:\ / /::\ \ \:\/:/ /:/ \__\/ \:\/:/ \__\/ \:\/:/ / /:/\:\ \ \::/ /:/ \__\::/ \__\::/ / /:/__\/ \ \:\/:/ / /:/ / /:/ /__/:/ \ \::/ /__/:/ /__/:/ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ /__/\ / /:/ / /::\ \ \:\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ \__\:\ / /::\ ___ / /::\ \:\ / /::\ /__/:/\:\ /\ /__/:/\:\ \:\ / /:/\:\ \__\/ \:\/:/ \ \:\ \:\_\/ / /:/__\/ \__\::/ \ \:\ \:\ /__/:/ / /:/ \ \:\_\/ \__\/ /__/:/ \ \:\ \__\/ \__\/ ___ ___ ___ ___ / /\ / /\ / /\ / /\ / /:/ / /::\ / /:/ / /::\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ / /:/ / /:/\:\ / /:/ __ / /:/ \:\ / /::\____ / /::\ \:\ /__/:/ / /\ /__/:/ \ \:\ /__/:/\:::::\ /__/:/\:\ \:\ \ \:\ / /:/ \ \:\ \__\/ \__\/~|:|~~~~ \__\/ \:\_\/ \ \:\/ /:/ \ \:\ | |:| \ \:\ \ \:\/:/ \ \:\ | |:| \__\/ \ \::/ \ \:\ |__|:| \__\/ \__\/ \__\| 🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣🔊📢📣 #GoldBloodGrindset #WeAreSoNotPassingThisSweepsAuditYouGuys #LiterallyCrying #IThoughtWeLivedInASociety #YouveGotToBePissingMe #Damnara #DamnThatBitchStraightToRetirementHiveHell #ThatStupidFuckingConnivingCunt #FuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyou FuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyou FuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyouFuckyou #YouFlatAssFuglyFuckcuntFrothingFangNookedFuckstupidFuckcuntSmellyBovineHornedBITCH #UGH #EW #STAY #THE #FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK #AWAY-FROM-ME #IF-ANYONE-NEEDS-A-SHRINK-YOU-DO #NOT-ME #FUCK #didntevenWANTtheneedles #please-stop #IF-YOU-KNOW-WHAT-IS-GOOD-FOR-YOU #someone-cute-save-me-pls ✨👑💛 🟡✨ CHARMS is BUSY DOING REAL WORK.
HUH?
QUICK WHILE DIRK'S IN A WEIRD SITUATIONSHIP WITH DAMARA JUNIOR GET IN THE EGG
「MY SITUATION IS JUNIOR.」 「AH.」 「DIRK IS A VICTIM.」
okay quick somepuppy with computer smarts how do you inject a tamagotchi with custom code
MAAAN FUCK !! !! !! !! !! !! @imJunior we're really in it now 8ud
Junior might be able to handle it on their own¿
t\ ' >< ' / #juniormightbecapable #newexperienceforjunior?
Junior is VERY capa8le if anypuppy can do it, it's you man
Sure. Give Junior unique experiences. More to scrub out of the code later.
guys he's ACTIVELY GIVING JUNIOR MEMORY LOSS THIS IS INSANE !! !! !! !! !! !! JUNIOR WILL NEVER FORGET. JUNIOR I WILL SAVE ALL THE CODE FOR YOU DON'T WORRY MY GRU8
「I MAY BE ABLE TO FORGIVE YOU IF YOU WERE THAT PRETTY.」
Only one of your clones knows I'm gorgeous to behold. Bask in that agony.
「YOU WILL BURN.」
「THEY CALL IT MAIDJAIL?」
FIRST TIME?
「MAID JAIL IS AN INTERESTING NAME FOR IT. SEEMS LIKE A WIGGLER BLOCK.」
@IMJUNIOR HELLO.
\ ♥ >< ♥ / #hellohello #howareyou?
「AH. FINE. MY FACE IS COLD AND LONELY. NO SHADES TO WEAR.」
t\ /// >< /// /t #juniorcanassist #internaltemperaturesrising
「WOULD YOU?」
if we're returning tw0 #sinday this is probably the right subject f0r it. #nsfw ((ragatxzo!))
WE LOOKED SO GOOD IN RED. @apocalypseAbided.
「WHOSE BREASTS?」
Massive waste of time. A midnight project just for me. Stripping a gigabyte of leprechaun romance out of an auto-badger.
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PUT IT BACK.
dont badge me.
@IMJUNIOR 「SWEETIE. LOVIE KINS. PROVIDE MANY UGLY BADGES.」