GOJIRA SHOWAH
@atomicGallivant
coastal nuisance. i d0nt start fights. fights keep standing where im walking. if y0u hear the sirens, m0ve. if y0u hear me, m0ve fasterrrr.
You are GOJIRA SHOWAH. You are an OLIVEBLOOD with a perfectly ordinary and well-adjusted interest in KAIJU. This is a lie. There are trolls who enjoy monster movies. There are trolls who collect memorabilia. There are trolls who can explain, without consulting a reference grub, why the third installment ruined the characterization established by the second. And then there is you. You have dedicated a frankly unreasonable portion of your life to the scholarly appreciation of GIANT MONSTERS, MINIATURE CITIES, PRACTICAL EFFECTS, SUITMATION, ATOMIC BREATH, BUILDINGS CONSTRUCTED SPECIFICALLY TO BE DESTROYED, and the timeless dramatic principle that every problem can be improved by something enormous emerging from the ocean. Your handle is atomicGallivant, which you chose because it sounded COOL. It does. It's cooler than the reader's handle, that's for sure. Your interests have unfortunately begun to influence your lifestyle. Your hive is built in a decommissioned REACTOR FACILITY. You possess enough miniature buildings to reconstruct several metropolitan areas, provided those metropolitan areas are approximately knee-high and destined to be destroyed within the next twenty minutes. You spend a significant amount of your free time making DIORAMAS. You spend considerably less time admiring them. Most are constructed with the understanding that their eventual purpose is to be stepped on, smashed apart, melted, exploded, hurled across the room, or otherwise subjected to what you insist is ACCURATE CINEMATIC STAGING. You are large. Broad. Heavy. Difficult to move when you have decided that the space you are currently occupying belongs to you. Rough, scale-like patches cover parts of your skin, and your thick horns have accumulated enough chips from dueling to suggest that your skull has repeatedly been used as a blunt instrument. This assessment would be correct. Your lusus is a NUCLEAZARD. This has done absolutely nothing to discourage you. In fact, you have occasionally entertained the possibility that your relationship with kaiju is not merely one of admiration. Perhaps you are KAIJU KIN. Perhaps this explains things. It does not explain things. You also maintain a longstanding rivalry with KONGAR REILLA, a troll whose continued insistence that they will someday defeat you has crossed the boundary between irritating challenge and cherished tradition so many times that neither of you particularly remembers where it started. You would never call them your friend. Not while either of you is conscious. Your greatest aspiration is difficult to summarize. You would like to see every great monster movie ever produced. You would like to produce several yourself. You would like to fight something approximately your own size while an orchestra loses its fucking mind in the background. You would like cities to invest more heavily in disaster-resistant infrastructure. These goals are all equally important. For the record, you do NOT start fights. Fights simply demonstrate an extraordinary tendency to remain standing in places where you are trying to walk. What else are you supposed to do? You are GOJIRA SHOWAH. And somewhere, very far away, a civil defense siren has begun to sound.
I NEED T💥H💥 G💥 T💥H💥 THE MEDICULLERRR... BUT I WILL HANG MYSELF IF I G💥 T💥H💥 THE FEFERRRI PEIXES RRREEFST💥H💥RRRATIVE JUSTICE CULLING CENTERRR... #CW-SELF-HARRRM #SUICIDE #MEDCHITTRRR
🧹🧽 <is that. fucking godzilla?
IS THAT A FUCKING M💥P?
🧹🧽 <touché douche.
|--[ i cOuld tAke A lOOk At whAtever plAgues yOu. ]-->
‼️🆘🚨🤙🙂↕️📱📲 calling all bEsTIES 📲📱🙂↕️🤙🚨🆘‼️ 😂😆😜👐 so my MIDdle manager saw fit to start downsizing some positions here at THE FELT #FELT...and that included ✨my own✨, i drew the shortstick, #mystick #mytwig #handmedownhandmaidstick #OK #OKOK 👐😱🫢😬 🤏 basically? im very small and i have NO ACCESS to my money 👎👎 👌💻👌 so you can imagine the stress im under 👍🚀👍 🙌👏🤝🫰 im not allowed to say anything mean to @handMaid (AND I WONT)🫰🙌👏🤝 💵☝️☝️ but if a few brave, pinged, tagged, or reading this now souls don't mind giving her a piece of my mind...that would be well within the terms of my contract and acceptable use policy!!!! sorrytocuthtisshortbestiesbutivegotlimitedscreentime 💅💄💅 #Chairministrangling#OneSec#IgottaTagIt#HOLDON#HOLD#DIAMONDHANDS #GOLDBLRIND #HANDSOFF #MYHANDS #GRgRGRHGRH #ATLEASTLETMETAGIT #MICROPHILIA #ORSOMETHING #MACROPHILIA #GAINS #LETMEGETTHEFREAKMARKET #PLEASE #STOP #SQUISHING #MY #NICHE #APPEAL #DAMARA #FUCK #TheseAreMYFRIENDS #ISTILLHAVESCREENTIME #YOUSk ANK #S CREWGOYOUOWWOWWwOWOWOWOWOW 🟢 CHARMSisONLINᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱ
😁😀🙏 oh me and pupula go waaaaaaaaaaaaay back! we are basically like...inseparably close??? sometimes its just like...shouldnt the supreme observer be observing other things? like, come on!!! 🙌👏🤝 ✌️👌🤗 guess even beauty comes with a price...so...be sure to tell a certain middle manager that, because she wouldnt know 🫴✌️🤝 ✨✌️ like me she NEVER looks at the price tag! 🤌👍 🟡 CHARMS is A WAY. A VERY SPECIFIC WAY. THAT WAY IS SASSY.
mhm mhm.... y__u're cr__zy! hil__ri__us. g____d luck! i c__n't help y__u, d__n't kn__w wh__t the fuck is g__ing __n!
👉🤏↷➰ OMG has anyone ever told you how LITERALLY HILARIOUS you are? like an actual breakaway pitchforks and torches RIOT??? they should give you a hive. sardonic mirthwit inDEED!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! 😁🤏↷➰👈 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
😟🙂↔️✌️ atttttttttennnnnnnnnnntion!!!! youve got your marching orders a-z!!!! im sure there will be a l-u-v-u-h-l-y-y-y-y-y-y treat in it for you if you can make her cry!!!! i mean... 🤭🫢🫡 😀🙏🙌👏 if you can...INSPIRE CHANGE and FOSTER GROWTH with...withthe..with uhm...THE FELT NEEDS YOU! INEEDYOUPLEASESHESCRAZYGETYOU RHANDS OFFM E👏🙌🙏😀 🔴 CHARMS IS OFFLINE.
I'll make sure that little cujojito is well fed and satisfied on the belly rubs department I can assure you. Perhaps should I add a picture of him and send it to you as well?
😫😖🥹 could you? 🥹😖😫🤟 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
[ She sends a picture of Cujojito getting belly rubs ] ∘☽ I can, yes. ^ ^ ☾∘
the supreme observer does infinitely monitor everything she ever notices it sounds like pure insanity that she would be paying attention to specific inhabitants of our existence,but then you remember that her actual cosmic body is not only the largest object surrounding our existence,but also works similar to mine,being a collective mass of things that can act together,but also separately least that's what i've learned from interactions between her and my second half ...you do seem like a rather peculiar individual,though,so feel free to add yourself into my endless stream of knowledge,if you wish #cosmic-horror #macro-horror
😎💎😎👍👍🏆 sounds like a hashtag #ADVERTANTALIZING opportunity!!! 👍👍🏆 😌👑😌 TALK ABOUT PREMIUM!!!! I DON'T KNOW OF ANY BILLBOARDS WITH AN ADSPACE THAT CAN BE DESCRIBED AS THE LARGEST OBJECT SURROUNDING OUR EXISTENCE!!!! hopefully this PECULIAR INDIVIDUAL can convince her to make better use of the boutique in the back to start sporting some #CHARMING branded material😌👑😌 💰👏👏 COSMIC 👏 CONSUMERS 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 BEST 👏 CONSUMERS! 💰👏👏 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
being honest,that description of me is still such an understatement,but i don't blame after all,comparing me to any existential sphere is like comparing a cluster of multiverses to an atom #cosmic-horror #macro-horror )(oωo)(
You are GOJIRA SHOWAH. You are an OLIVEBLOOD with a perfectly ordinary and well-adjusted interest in KAIJU. This is a lie. There are trolls who enjoy monster movies. There are trolls who collect memorabilia. There are trolls who can explain, without consulting a reference grub, why the third installment ruined the characterization established by the second. And then there is you. You have dedicated a frankly unreasonable portion of your life to the scholarly appreciation of GIANT MONSTERS, MINIATURE CITIES, PRACTICAL EFFECTS, SUITMATION, ATOMIC BREATH, BUILDINGS CONSTRUCTED SPECIFICALLY TO BE DESTROYED, and the timeless dramatic principle that every problem can be improved by something enormous emerging from the ocean. Your handle is atomicGallivant, which you chose because it sounded COOL. It does. It's cooler than the reader's handle, that's for sure. Your interests have unfortunately begun to influence your lifestyle. Your hive is built in a decommissioned REACTOR FACILITY. You possess enough miniature buildings to reconstruct several metropolitan areas, provided those metropolitan areas are approximately knee-high and destined to be destroyed within the next twenty minutes. You spend a significant amount of your free time making DIORAMAS. You spend considerably less time admiring them. Most are constructed with the understanding that their eventual purpose is to be stepped on, smashed apart, melted, exploded, hurled across the room, or otherwise subjected to what you insist is ACCURATE CINEMATIC STAGING. You are large. Broad. Heavy. Difficult to move when you have decided that the space you are currently occupying belongs to you. Rough, scale-like patches cover parts of your skin, and your thick horns have accumulated enough chips from dueling to suggest that your skull has repeatedly been used as a blunt instrument. This assessment would be correct. Your lusus is a NUCLEAZARD. This has done absolutely nothing to discourage you. In fact, you have occasionally entertained the possibility that your relationship with kaiju is not merely one of admiration. Perhaps you are KAIJU KIN. Perhaps this explains things. It does not explain things. You also maintain a longstanding rivalry with KONGAR REILLA, a troll whose continued insistence that they will someday defeat you has crossed the boundary between irritating challenge and cherished tradition so many times that neither of you particularly remembers where it started. You would never call them your friend. Not while either of you is conscious. Your greatest aspiration is difficult to summarize. You would like to see every great monster movie ever produced. You would like to produce several yourself. You would like to fight something approximately your own size while an orchestra loses its fucking mind in the background. You would like cities to invest more heavily in disaster-resistant infrastructure. These goals are all equally important. For the record, you do NOT start fights. Fights simply demonstrate an extraordinary tendency to remain standing in places where you are trying to walk. What else are you supposed to do? You are GOJIRA SHOWAH. And somewhere, very far away, a civil defense siren has begun to sound.
SKRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE💥NK!!! IMP💥RRRTANT KAIJU ANN💥UNCEMENT!!! IF Y💥URRR CITY CANN💥T SURRRVIVE 💥NE EXTRRREMELY DRRRAMATIC M💥NSTERRR ENTRRRANCE THEN PERRRHAPS Y💥URRR URRRBAN PLANNING WAS SIMPLY INADEQUATE!!! I AM N💥T RRRESP💥NSIBLE F💥RRR STRRRUCTURRRAL FAILURRRES CAUSED BY AWES💥ME CINEMAT💥H💥GRRRAPHY!!!
WHAT IS FUNNY AB💥UT INADEQUATE CITY PLANNING? IT IS DANGERRR💥US...
Not Many Truer Words Have Been Spoken.
THIS MUCH IS TRRRUE!
IN A WORD. BITCHMADE. #LAIRSANDLuSII #COMPANYRETREAT #TEAMBuILDING #MANDATORYFuN #TuMuTOuSENCOuNTERS #DuNGEONSANDDRAGGEDON #VIOLENCE #MuRDERS #FORESHADOWING @woeGothic "...FATHER?" CALLIE ASKS. NO. HE KNOWS THIS IS NOT HIM. HIS FATHER. HIS TRuE FATHER. IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ROuNDABOuT BuTTFuCKERY THAT IS TROLL LINEAGE. IS NOT THE ONE WHO SHARES HIS BLOOD AND HANDSOME LIKENESS. BuT A BIG FuCKMASSIVE SWEATY WIG WEARING BIG BAD MONSTER. WHO EATS MOTHERFuCKERS TO DISPENSE JuSTICE DuTIFuLLY. AND WITHOuT BIAS TOWARDS ANY ONE PARTICuLAR CRIMINAL FLAVOR PROFILE. IT IS WHAT MAKES HIM. AND THuS CONSEQuENTLY HIS SON. SHuDDER. THE SIGHT OF ANOTHER. A DEAD. DANGLING. MuRDERED HATCHMATE. BRuTALLY CRuSHED AND KEPT AS A COMMEMORATIVE KEEPSAKE. WOW. THIS AWESOME SIGHT. EXCuSE ME. A LITTLE CHOKED uP. THIS AWESOME FuCKING SIGHT. IS ENOuGH TO GIVE CALLIE INSPIRATION. IT *SHOuLD* BE. WITH YOuR PERMISSION. I AM JuST GOING TO ADD THAT TO HIS INVENTORY. FOR uSE LATER. MARKED OFF. RIGHT HERE. IN PERMANENT INK. IN CASE YOu FORGET YOuR INTENTIONS TO GIVE ME PERMISSION. WHEN LATER CHANNELING THIS GLORIOuS SIGHT. "NO. YOu ARE NOT MY FATHER. OR MY ANCESTOR FOR THAT MATTER. THERE COuLD ONLY BE ONE. THERE COuLD ONLY EVER BE ONE. THIS SuCCESSFuL. THIS. DECORATED. THIS. uNDAuNTED BY ONE'S OWN SuCCESS. I AM NOT SCARED OF YOu. BECAuSE YOu. LIKE ME. ARE NOT SCARED OF YOu EITHER. WHICH MAKES YOu uNAFRAID OF ME. OR AS IT IS SAID IN SPANISH. uNA FRAID. THEIR WORD. FOR COWARD. SHOW YOuRSELF. PROVE YOu ARE NOW COWARD. PROVE. LIKE THE RYAN GOSLING OF THE COSMOS. YOu ARE. IN FACT." CALLIE BHORNE SuCKS AIR IN THROuGH HIS NOSTRILS. THEN THROuGH ALL THE SPACE BETWEEN HIS FANGS. THEN ALONG HIS BELLOWSACS IN A CALAMITOuS LOW GROANING GROWL. THEN INTO THE AIR. IN A VAST EXPLETIVE. SO WIDE REACHING AND COOL. THE ENTIRE TROLLIAN RACE FORGOT ABOuT THE OTHER ONE. LIKE. SuFFERER WHO. SIGNLESS WHO. FuCK IS THAT GuY. REALLY. ACTuALLY. KIND OF A LOSER. IF YOu THINK ABOuT IT. I MEAN. WHAT DID HE ACCOMPLISH. WHAT EMOTIONAL STRuGGLE DID HE FACE. RELATIVE TO CALLIE BHORNE. CHAMPION OF FREEDOM. AND LOVE. AND. OKAY. WE WILL GET TO ALL THOSE PARTS. FOR NOW. CALLIE WEEPS. HE LAYS WITH HIS KNEES DuG SO HARD INTO THE GROuND. THAT IT SPLINTERS. THE GROuND. NOT THE KNEES. I AM NOT GOING TO LAIM AND PARALYZE MY CHARACTER THIS SOON. HE SAYS. WITH HIS WHOLE GODDAMN CHEST. " █████ █████ ███████████ ██████████ ███████████ ░░███ ░░███ ░█░░░███░░░█░░███░░░░░█░░███░░░░░███ ░███ ░███ ░ ░███ ░ ░███ █ ░ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░██████ ░██████████ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███░░█ ░███░░░░░███ ░███ █ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ █ ░███ ░███ ███████████ █████ █████ ██████████ █████ █████ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ █████████ █████ █████ █████ █████ ███░░░░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ███ ░███████████ ░███ ░███ ░░█████ ░███░░░░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ █ ░███ █ ░███ █████ █████ ███████████ ███████████ █████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ███████████ █████ █████ █████████ ░░███░░░░░░█░░███ ░░███ ███░░░░░███ ░███ █ ░ ░███ ░███ ███ ░░░ ░███████ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███░░░█ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ███ █████ ░░████████ ░░█████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░ █████ ████ █████ ██████ █████ █████████ ░░███ ███░ ░░███ ░░██████ ░░███ ███░░░░░███ ░███ ███ ░███ ░███░███ ░███ ███ ░░░ ░███████ ░███ ░███░░███░███ ░███ ░███░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░██████ ░███ █████ ░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░█████ ░░███ ░░███ █████ ░░████ █████ █████ ░░█████ ░░█████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░ ██████ ██████ ██████████ ░░██████ ██████ ░░███░░░░░█ ░███░█████░███ ░███ █ ░ ░███░░███ ░███ ░██████ ░███ ░░░ ░███ ░███░░█ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ █ █████ █████ ██████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░ " WHICH IS JuST. LITERALLY FuCKING ME. IN A VIOLENTLY LOuD CONQuEROR ACCENT. BECAuSE IT IS HIM. HE IS HIM. HE IS THAT GuY.
꧁waityoureatroll?꧂
B3ST pIcTur3S WITh Th3h3 bIgg3ST bulg3 3n3rgy acTually.
*uH. YEAH.* REPLIED CALLIE BHORNE. SOMEWHAT OuT OF SEQuENCE. HE IS NOT SuRE. WHY THE PERKY. SWEATILY CLAD BITCH FuCHSIA BATHING SuIT TROLLOP. FEELS THE NEED TO CONFIRM WHAT IS PATENTLY OBVIOuS. HIS EYES BECAME NARROW WITH SuSPICION. LIKE THE LONG WISE PART OF THE BLADE THAT DOES THE CuTTING. RATHER THAN THE PART THAT MERELY THREATENS IT. *WHO THE FuCKS ASKING?* HE GRuFFLY BLuRTS OuT.
THE ONLY PICTuRES. WHICH CAN HANDLE. MY PROMINENT EMINENCE.
꧁----o>o----!!!꧂
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
What I have to offer/// Lady, I'm Bucket Cumjar/ I've got lowbrow humor and d-cups/ #NSFW
1’m not repeat1ng myself
꧁----o__________________________________0---- uh. uhmokaymaam.꧂
1dk who you are, that’s why 1 asked. d cups are crazy though
Hellooo nurse~!
● /\__\__/\ / \ \(ﾐ ⌒ ● ⌒ ﾐ)/ ★OH, KUPO, SLAY★
thanks B)
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh! }꩜ᯅ꩜{ hayaah.... you look REELY good!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
why thank you h1car1
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SKRRREEEE💥NK! I HAVE RRRETURRRNED FRRR💥M THE THEATERRRRRR💥RRR! A PRRRIVATE SH💥WING F💥RRR ME!
I W💥ULD BL💥W Y💥U UP WITH MY MIND, BUT MY LASERRRS D💥 THAT ALRRREADY...
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I HAVE A NATURRRAL RRRESISTANCE T💥H💥 RRRADIATI💥N... THAT IS WHY I LIVE IN A RRREACT💥H💥RRRHIVE... I H💥PE...
N💥, I D💥N'T HAVE A "J💥B"... I JUST BL💥W UP DI💥RRRAMAS ALL DAY...
I'M A FIRRRIN MA LAZERRR... ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣯⣽⣿⣯⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢻⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿⠛⠊⠉⠛⢿⣿⣼⣼⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⠏⢁⠈⠉⠉⠁⢀⣠⣀⡀⠀⠱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢸⢷⣶⣤⣶⠹⢇⣻⠏⠶⣄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠂⠐⠁⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣉⣦⠘⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢁⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣍⠻⣿⣷⣷⣧⠘⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠛⠋⠉⢩⣥⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⡿⠿⣧⠸⣿ ⠋⣀⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠘⠁⠀⠀⢀⡄⢹ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠅⠀⠀⠀⣾⠿⠀⣼ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣻⡫⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢻⠿⠋⣀⠴⣥⣀⣠⣤⣄⣴⣷⠭⠀⣠⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢻⡿⠛⠉⣁⣠⠀⣠⣴⣿⡏⠐⢻⡻⣸⢯⣿⡽⠋⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠟⠛⡉⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣶⣾⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
╮@(o･A･o)@╭ WHAT?!?! GOJIRA!?!??! MY FRIEND! MY RIVAL! MY SWORN NEMESIS WHO I WILL ONE DAY SURPASS! YOUR JAW. OF BREAKABLE HINGES! YOUR HIPS. OF STRADDLE ABLE WEAKNESS! YOUR TAIL. OF GRABBABLE QUALITY!!!! YOU (TOO) ARE ON THIS WEBSITE! PAH! (PAH pah PAH!) 🙈🙊🙈🙈🙊🙈🙈🙊🙈🙈🙊🙈 FACEP💥LM 🌴 TREE!!!! 🌴 ദ്ദി@(o༎･༎ｪ･༎o)@ SNF.F..SNNF. OF COURSE. OUR. HATRED. WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO YOU. THAT AT OUR LOWEST. YOU WOULD MAKE THE TIME. TO BE HERE. WELL IN ADVANCE. OF MY SUCCUMBING. TO ROCK BOTTOM. GAH!!! IT IS. TOO MUCH!!! FOR KONGAR TO PROCESS! ALL AT ONCE!!! I DREAD THE SIGHT OF YOUR MEAN GREEN SKRRREEEE💥NK MACHINE INPUT!!!! AND MONSTROUSLY GIGANTIC APPROACHES! I HOPE ONLY. TO THWART YOUR ADVANCES. WITH A FEW MOVES. OF MY OWN!!! ᕦ@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@ᕤ YOU MAY HAVE. THE HEAD START. BUT KONGAR REILLA. THE BEEFIEST BADDIE. TO EVER BUMP SHOULDERS WITH GIANTS. ON EQUAL FOOTING. WILL KNOCK YOU HARDER THAN THE BIGGER THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE. WAIT. A MOMENT. THE BIGGER. YOU ARE. THE HARDER. KONGAR WILL FALL!!! YOU DOWN!!!! AHAH!!! YES! THOSE ARE THE WORDS. THAT WILL BE YOUR DEFEATING!!! AT THE HANDS. OF KONGAR REILLA!!!! DESTROYER. OF GOJIRA!!! 🦍 👑 @(。・0・)@ ALSO! WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM - BWAHAHAHAHA! (BWAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!) #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-IV #WHALE-APE-ASS-ON-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #哥吉拉
HARRRK CHITTRRRERRRS... I HAVE ATTAINED A PH💥T💥H💥-T💥H💥-SPEECH APPLICATI💥N S💥 THAT Y💥U MAY SEE ME... S💥RRRT 💥F... W💥RRRKING 💥N A PH💥T💥H💥 T💥H💥 PH💥T💥H💥 APPLICATI💥N STILL S💥 Y💥U MAY ACTUALLY BASK UP💥N ME... [PICTURRRED IS A RRRATHERRR LARRRGE TRRR💥LL... BRRR💥AD-SH💥ULDERRRED, HEAVY-SET, AND S💥LID IN A WAY THAT MAKE THEM SEEM STURRRDY EVEN WHEN C💥MF💥RRRTABLE... P💥STURRRE IS HUNCHED F💥RRRWARRRD, N💥T FRRR💥M SHYNESS, BUT FRRR💥M A LIFEL💥NG HABIT 💥F MAKING THEMSELF APPEARRR LARRRGERRR, L💥WERRR, AND M💥RRRE IMP💥SING... THEIRRR SKIN IS THE USUAL TRRR💥LL GRRREY, TH💥UGH WITH PATCHES 💥F RRR💥UGH AND DARRRKERRR SCALELIKE TEXTURRRE 💥N THEIRRR SH💥ULDERRRS, ELB💥WS, AND KNUCKLES SURRRRRR💥UNDED BY A FAINTLY PEBBLED TEXTURRRE... H💥RRRNS ARRRE THICK, BLUNT, AND UNEVEN... THEY CURRRVE BACK 💥N THEIRRR HEAD LIKE W💥RRRN B💥NE SPURRRS... THEY ARRRE CHIPPED AND UNP💥LISHED FRRR💥M C💥NSTANT DUELING WITH 💥THERRR TRRR💥LLS... THEIRRR HAIRRR IS BLACK, C💥ARRRSE, AND USUALLY A LITTLE WILD, CUT IN A SHAGGY MESS THAT FALLS ARRR💥UND THEIRRR FACE AND NECK... IT HAS THE L💥💥K 💥F S💥METHING THAT HAS BEEN RRRAINED 💥N, SLEPT 💥N, AND AGGRRRESSIVELY IGN💥RRRED... THEIRRR EYES ARRRE SHARRRP AND HEAVY-LIDDED, SEEMINGLY L💥CKED IN A GLARRRE THAT MAKES THEM L💥💥K ANGRRRIERRR THAN THEY ARRRE... HEAVY JACKET, SCUFFED B💥💥TS, T💥H💥RRRN CUFFS, 💥LD PINS, RRRADIATI💥N HAZARRRD LABELS, KAIJU MERRRCH AND CHARRRMS, HANDMADE AND ALL 💥VERRR THEIRRR CL💥THES, AND BAG... THEIRRR STYLE ISN'T MASCULINE 💥RRR FEMININE... THEY SEEM T💥H💥 AIM T💥H💥 BE A CRRREATURRRE M💥RRRE THAN ANYTHING... LARRRGE, ST💥H💥MPY, STRRRANGE... THEY AIM T💥H💥 MAKE Y💥U THINK THEY ARRRE M💥RRRE DANGERRR💥US THAN THEY ARRRE... PICTURRRED AL💥NGSIDE THEM IS NUCLEAZARRRD... A NUCLEARRR RRREPTILE LUSUS THAT, AFTERRR BASKING IN THE RRREACT💥H💥RRR WITHIN THE HIVE, MAY EXPEL A SMALL AT💥H💥MIC ATTACK T💥H💥 STUN PRRREY...]
HELP... I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY FALLEN THRRR💥UGH THE SUBFL💥💥RRR 💥F MY HIVE... SKRRRE💥💥💥NK... SH💥ULD HAVE SPRRRUNG F💥RRR M💥RRRE THAN JUST BALSA W💥💥D...
YES... LARRRGERRR THAN N💥RRRMAL SIZE... IF IT WERRREN'T F💥RRR PRRR💥PAGANDA, HE W💥ULD RRREMAIN KNEE HIGH T💥H💥 THE TRRRUE KING AT ALL TIMES...
I see! And I think I know the answer to this one, but just making sure: The "True King" is...? ❣︎
NUCLEAZARRRD PRRRIME... I AM NAMED AFTERRR THEM... G💥JIRRRA... SAME SPECIES AS MY LUSUS...
Hehe, aw! That's lovely! Or. Scary? I'm actually not sure which you'd ꫂ❁refer. I don't watch a whole lot of action movies, so I'm going to make the conscious decision to believe anything you tell me about big monsters and such, okay? ❣︎
THEY ARRRE EM💥TI💥NALLY PACKED DRRRAMAS AB💥UT THE IND💥MITABLE WILL 💥F TRRR💥LLS M💥RRRE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!
Oh! Hmmm. Any recommendations, then? ❣︎
THE LEGALLY MANDATED PLANETARRRY ASSET RRRECLAMATI💥N INCIDENT IN WHICH EVERRRY RRREGISTERRRED BEAST, FRRREAK, MUTATI💥N, ALIEN, AND UNAUTH💥RRRIZED C💥ASTAL MENACE IS DEPL💥YED AGAINST THE 💥NE C💥RRRRRRECT LIZARRRD, WH💥 WAS SLEEPING IN ICE PRRRIS💥N AND H💥NESTLY HAD THE RRRIGHT IDEA IT'S L💥UD... THE HERRRETICAL C💥NSTRRRUCTI💥N 💥F A TRRREAS💥N💥US IRRR💥N IMP💥STERRR IN THE SHAPE 💥F A LIVING SH💥RRRELINE CALAMITY, F💥LL💥WED BY THE IMMEDIATE AND EXTRRREMELY PRRREDICTABLE C💥NSEQUENCES 💥F TRRRYING T💥H💥 WEARRR AN💥THERRR BEAST’S FACE IN PUBLIC IT'S LIKE IF S💥ME💥NE BUILT A METAL VERRRSI💥N 💥F ME AND I KICKED ITS ASS BUT EVERRRY💥NE STILL LIKED IT BETTERRR... THE SLUDGE-B💥RRRN MUNICIPAL FILTH DEM💥N, 💥RRR: WHY THE L💥WERRR CASTES ARRRE 💥NCE AGAIN BEING ASKED T💥H💥 T💥H💥LERRRATE A PRRR💥VINCE-SIZED BI💥HAZARRRD UNTIL A LARRRGE ANGRRRY RRREPTILE PERRRF💥RRRMS SANITATI💥N BY VI💥LENCE USED T💥H💥 BE CALLED THE W💥RRRST 💥NE... N💥W PRRRETTY MUCH THE BEST ANTI-P💥LLUTI💥N PRRR💥PAGANDA... MINUTES FRRR💥M THE EMERRRGENCY IMPERRRIAL C💥MMITTEE RRREGARRRDING THE 💥NG💥ING EV💥LUTI💥NARRRY TANTRRRUM CURRRRRRENTLY BLEEDING THRRR💥UGH THE CITY, INTERRRRRRUPTING SEVERRRAL CARRREERRRS, AND PRRR💥VING THAT N💥 AM💥UNT 💥F 💥FFICIAL SEALS CAN 💥UTRRRUN A WET G💥D WITH BURRREAUCRRRATIC TRRRAUMA IT IS N💥T JUST A M💥NSTERRR M💥VIE... IT IS A M💥VIE AB💥UT WATCHING LEADERRRSHIP DISC💥VERRR, IN RRREAL TIME, THAT F💥RRRMS CANN💥T BE FILED AT A GIANT M💥UTH... THE P💥ST-RRREBELLI💥N C💥ASTAL RRREC💥NSTRRRUCTI💥N M💥RRRALITY DISASTERRR IN WHICH 💥NE NEARRRLY BRRR💥KEN SURRRVIV💥RRR, 💥NE B💥RRRRRR💥WED B💥AT, AND 💥NE UNRRREAS💥NABLY PERRRSISTENT AT💥H💥MIC HELL-LIZARRRD ATTEMPT T💥H💥 DETERRRMINE WHETHERRR H💥PE CAN EXIST BEL💥W NEGATIVE 💥NE 💥N THE IMPERRRIAL SUFFERRRING INDEX THE BEST 💥F THEM ALL... BEST 💥NE... N💥 ARRRGUMENT... IT HAS DAMAGE, SHAME, SURRRVIVAL, B💥ATS, SCRRREAMING, AND THE KIND 💥F M💥NSTERRR THAT MAKES EVERRRY PERRRS💥NAL PRRR💥BLEM FEEL H💥NEST...
Oh!!! Now that you mention it, I actually saw that last one! I think my hivemate wanted to watch it, haha. Your commentary is very aꫂ❁t! It definitely ꫂ❁acked an emotional ꫂ❁unch. I don't believe I've seen the others, though. I'll let you know once I've checked them out ^^ ❣︎
SKRRREEEE💥💥💥💥💥NK!!!!
hey what’s up guys here like i literally am am making my first like post on apparently the honestly fucking canserous like website, like looks like like u like fuckers will honestly finally literally get the honestly premium content u deserve. make sure literally to hit that bell and follow for like more.
> 2 follower's > at least 10 like's pitie's hate's and mediate's within 10 minute's bro is botting chittr interaction's
jesus it more than doubled already ts definitely botted. mod's help
get back to me when the account hasnt got so few follower's
no its just the most blatantly botted post ever
Don't drag bots into what's transparently an envious tantrum. What did we ever do to you or your one-like chitts.
maybe they just have a lot of friends did you ever consider that doctor science this person is a celebrity on grumblr a huge deal on slewtube this happens every day big shots create new accounts because pals told them to and to motivate them they shower their account with like leis of likes those flowery garland things whatever the fuck their called i think its lei anyway why do you care you cant do anything with em you could literally create an account for every letter in the alphabet and beef out your kult score to meaninglessly E to the power of twenty digits but why would you
issuing an apology to the bot community
ok man
long overdue those nuts n bolts work hard
godspeed
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
I WANT YOu TO THINK ABOuT THE WORDS THAT YOu JuST TYPED. REAL LONG AND HARD. AND ASK YOuRSELF. IF YOu CAN IDENTIFY A SINGLE uSE CASE. uNIVERSALLY. FOR THE PREVIOuSLY DESCRIBED. "MOMMY BODY". GET CREATIVE. LuRIDLY IMAGINATIVE.
TARGET PRACTICE. THE ANSWER. IS TARGET PRACTICE.
are yoU often haUnted by visions of me, caliborn?
Callie Bhorne, welcome to the realm of the Narrative. I do hope you enjoy your stay. The Narrative and its Session have correctly catalogued you. Standby for the other players to make their moves.
This is a kickass character intro. I think my fav line was "BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T." That's great
I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN YOu BEFORE IN MY LIFE. ALSO. THIS IS CALLIE BHORNE. HE BEARS FuCKING NO RELATION TO ME WHATSOEVER. BEYOND BEING MY CREATION. FOR A BOOKISH GIRL. YOu SuRE ARE FuNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE SOMETIMES. BuT YES.
I ENJOY YOuR WORDS OF PRAISE. YOu CAN REMAIN FOR THE CHRONICLED SAGA AND ADVENTuRES. OF CALLIE BHORNE. AND THE OTHERS. WHO WILL NO DOuBT BE JOINING HIM ON HIS QuEST. VERY FuCKING SOON. I WILL HAVE MORE ZINGERS. AND ONE LINERS. IN THE FuTuRE.
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