GOJIRA SHOWAH
@atomicGallivant
coastal nuisance. i d0nt start fights. fights keep standing where im walking. if y0u hear the sirens, m0ve. if y0u hear me, m0ve fasterrrr.
I NEED T💥H💥 G💥 T💥H💥 THE MEDICULLERRR... BUT I WILL HANG MYSELF IF I G💥 T💥H💥 THE FEFERRRI PEIXES RRREEFST💥H💥RRRATIVE JUSTICE CULLING CENTERRR... #CW-SELF-HARRRM #SUICIDE #MEDCHITTRRR
|--[ i cOuld tAke A lOOk At whAtever plAgues yOu. ]-->
You are GOJIRA SHOWAH. You are an OLIVEBLOOD with a perfectly ordinary and well-adjusted interest in KAIJU. This is a lie. There are trolls who enjoy monster movies. There are trolls who collect memorabilia. There are trolls who can explain, without consulting a reference grub, why the third installment ruined the characterization established by the second. And then there is you. You have dedicated a frankly unreasonable portion of your life to the scholarly appreciation of GIANT MONSTERS, MINIATURE CITIES, PRACTICAL EFFECTS, SUITMATION, ATOMIC BREATH, BUILDINGS CONSTRUCTED SPECIFICALLY TO BE DESTROYED, and the timeless dramatic principle that every problem can be improved by something enormous emerging from the ocean. Your handle is atomicGallivant, which you chose because it sounded COOL. It does. It's cooler than the reader's handle, that's for sure. Your interests have unfortunately begun to influence your lifestyle. Your hive is built in a decommissioned REACTOR FACILITY. You possess enough miniature buildings to reconstruct several metropolitan areas, provided those metropolitan areas are approximately knee-high and destined to be destroyed within the next twenty minutes. You spend a significant amount of your free time making DIORAMAS. You spend considerably less time admiring them. Most are constructed with the understanding that their eventual purpose is to be stepped on, smashed apart, melted, exploded, hurled across the room, or otherwise subjected to what you insist is ACCURATE CINEMATIC STAGING. You are large. Broad. Heavy. Difficult to move when you have decided that the space you are currently occupying belongs to you. Rough, scale-like patches cover parts of your skin, and your thick horns have accumulated enough chips from dueling to suggest that your skull has repeatedly been used as a blunt instrument. This assessment would be correct. Your lusus is a NUCLEAZARD. This has done absolutely nothing to discourage you. In fact, you have occasionally entertained the possibility that your relationship with kaiju is not merely one of admiration. Perhaps you are KAIJU KIN. Perhaps this explains things. It does not explain things. You also maintain a longstanding rivalry with KONGAR REILLA, a troll whose continued insistence that they will someday defeat you has crossed the boundary between irritating challenge and cherished tradition so many times that neither of you particularly remembers where it started. You would never call them your friend. Not while either of you is conscious. Your greatest aspiration is difficult to summarize. You would like to see every great monster movie ever produced. You would like to produce several yourself. You would like to fight something approximately your own size while an orchestra loses its fucking mind in the background. You would like cities to invest more heavily in disaster-resistant infrastructure. These goals are all equally important. For the record, you do NOT start fights. Fights simply demonstrate an extraordinary tendency to remain standing in places where you are trying to walk. What else are you supposed to do? You are GOJIRA SHOWAH. And somewhere, very far away, a civil defense siren has begun to sound.
SKRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE💥NK!!! IMP💥RRRTANT KAIJU ANN💥UNCEMENT!!! IF Y💥URRR CITY CANN💥T SURRRVIVE 💥NE EXTRRREMELY DRRRAMATIC M💥NSTERRR ENTRRRANCE THEN PERRRHAPS Y💥URRR URRRBAN PLANNING WAS SIMPLY INADEQUATE!!! I AM N💥T RRRESP💥NSIBLE F💥RRR STRRRUCTURRRAL FAILURRRES CAUSED BY AWES💥ME CINEMAT💥H💥GRRRAPHY!!!
Not Many Truer Words Have Been Spoken.
ARRRE Y💥U TUFF ENUFF?
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SKRRREEEE💥NK! I HAVE RRRETURRRNED FRRR💥M THE THEATERRRRRR💥RRR! A PRRRIVATE SH💥WING F💥RRR ME!
I W💥ULD BL💥W Y💥U UP WITH MY MIND, BUT MY LASERRRS D💥 THAT ALRRREADY...
I HAVE A NATURRRAL RRRESISTANCE T💥H💥 RRRADIATI💥N... THAT IS WHY I LIVE IN A RRREACT💥H💥RRRHIVE... I H💥PE...
N💥, I D💥N'T HAVE A "J💥B"... I JUST BL💥W UP DI💥RRRAMAS ALL DAY...
I'M A FIRRRIN MA LAZERRR... ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣯⣽⣿⣯⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢻⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿⠛⠊⠉⠛⢿⣿⣼⣼⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⠏⢁⠈⠉⠉⠁⢀⣠⣀⡀⠀⠱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢸⢷⣶⣤⣶⠹⢇⣻⠏⠶⣄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠂⠐⠁⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣉⣦⠘⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢁⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣍⠻⣿⣷⣷⣧⠘⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠛⠋⠉⢩⣥⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⡿⠿⣧⠸⣿ ⠋⣀⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠘⠁⠀⠀⢀⡄⢹ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠅⠀⠀⠀⣾⠿⠀⣼ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣻⡫⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢻⠿⠋⣀⠴⣥⣀⣠⣤⣄⣴⣷⠭⠀⣠⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢻⡿⠛⠉⣁⣠⠀⣠⣴⣿⡏⠐⢻⡻⣸⢯⣿⡽⠋⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠟⠛⡉⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣶⣾⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
╮@(o･A･o)@╭ WHAT?!?! GOJIRA!?!??! MY FRIEND! MY RIVAL! MY SWORN NEMESIS WHO I WILL ONE DAY SURPASS! YOUR JAW. OF BREAKABLE HINGES! YOUR HIPS. OF STRADDLE ABLE WEAKNESS! YOUR TAIL. OF GRABBABLE QUALITY!!!! YOU (TOO) ARE ON THIS WEBSITE! PAH! (PAH pah PAH!) 🙈🙊🙈🙈🙊🙈🙈🙊🙈🙈🙊🙈 FACEP💥LM 🌴 TREE!!!! 🌴 ദ്ദി@(o༎･༎ｪ･༎o)@ SNF.F..SNNF. OF COURSE. OUR. HATRED. WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO YOU. THAT AT OUR LOWEST. YOU WOULD MAKE THE TIME. TO BE HERE. WELL IN ADVANCE. OF MY SUCCUMBING. TO ROCK BOTTOM. GAH!!! IT IS. TOO MUCH!!! FOR KONGAR TO PROCESS! ALL AT ONCE!!! I DREAD THE SIGHT OF YOUR MEAN GREEN SKRRREEEE💥NK MACHINE INPUT!!!! AND MONSTROUSLY GIGANTIC APPROACHES! I HOPE ONLY. TO THWART YOUR ADVANCES. WITH A FEW MOVES. OF MY OWN!!! ᕦ@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@ᕤ YOU MAY HAVE. THE HEAD START. BUT KONGAR REILLA. THE BEEFIEST BADDIE. TO EVER BUMP SHOULDERS WITH GIANTS. ON EQUAL FOOTING. WILL KNOCK YOU HARDER THAN THE BIGGER THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE. WAIT. A MOMENT. THE BIGGER. YOU ARE. THE HARDER. KONGAR WILL FALL!!! YOU DOWN!!!! AHAH!!! YES! THOSE ARE THE WORDS. THAT WILL BE YOUR DEFEATING!!! AT THE HANDS. OF KONGAR REILLA!!!! DESTROYER. OF GOJIRA!!! 🦍 👑 @(。・0・)@ ALSO! WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM - BWAHAHAHAHA! (BWAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!) #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-IV #WHALE-APE-ASS-ON-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #哥吉拉
HARRRK CHITTRRRERRRS... I HAVE ATTAINED A PH💥T💥H💥-T💥H💥-SPEECH APPLICATI💥N S💥 THAT Y💥U MAY SEE ME... S💥RRRT 💥F... W💥RRRKING 💥N A PH💥T💥H💥 T💥H💥 PH💥T💥H💥 APPLICATI💥N STILL S💥 Y💥U MAY ACTUALLY BASK UP💥N ME... [PICTURRRED IS A RRRATHERRR LARRRGE TRRR💥LL... BRRR💥AD-SH💥ULDERRRED, HEAVY-SET, AND S💥LID IN A WAY THAT MAKE THEM SEEM STURRRDY EVEN WHEN C💥MF💥RRRTABLE... P💥STURRRE IS HUNCHED F💥RRRWARRRD, N💥T FRRR💥M SHYNESS, BUT FRRR💥M A LIFEL💥NG HABIT 💥F MAKING THEMSELF APPEARRR LARRRGERRR, L💥WERRR, AND M💥RRRE IMP💥SING... THEIRRR SKIN IS THE USUAL TRRR💥LL GRRREY, TH💥UGH WITH PATCHES 💥F RRR💥UGH AND DARRRKERRR SCALELIKE TEXTURRRE 💥N THEIRRR SH💥ULDERRRS, ELB💥WS, AND KNUCKLES SURRRRRR💥UNDED BY A FAINTLY PEBBLED TEXTURRRE... H💥RRRNS ARRRE THICK, BLUNT, AND UNEVEN... THEY CURRRVE BACK 💥N THEIRRR HEAD LIKE W💥RRRN B💥NE SPURRRS... THEY ARRRE CHIPPED AND UNP💥LISHED FRRR💥M C💥NSTANT DUELING WITH 💥THERRR TRRR💥LLS... THEIRRR HAIRRR IS BLACK, C💥ARRRSE, AND USUALLY A LITTLE WILD, CUT IN A SHAGGY MESS THAT FALLS ARRR💥UND THEIRRR FACE AND NECK... IT HAS THE L💥💥K 💥F S💥METHING THAT HAS BEEN RRRAINED 💥N, SLEPT 💥N, AND AGGRRRESSIVELY IGN💥RRRED... THEIRRR EYES ARRRE SHARRRP AND HEAVY-LIDDED, SEEMINGLY L💥CKED IN A GLARRRE THAT MAKES THEM L💥💥K ANGRRRIERRR THAN THEY ARRRE... HEAVY JACKET, SCUFFED B💥💥TS, T💥H💥RRRN CUFFS, 💥LD PINS, RRRADIATI💥N HAZARRRD LABELS, KAIJU MERRRCH AND CHARRRMS, HANDMADE AND ALL 💥VERRR THEIRRR CL💥THES, AND BAG... THEIRRR STYLE ISN'T MASCULINE 💥RRR FEMININE... THEY SEEM T💥H💥 AIM T💥H💥 BE A CRRREATURRRE M💥RRRE THAN ANYTHING... LARRRGE, ST💥H💥MPY, STRRRANGE... THEY AIM T💥H💥 MAKE Y💥U THINK THEY ARRRE M💥RRRE DANGERRR💥US THAN THEY ARRRE... PICTURRRED AL💥NGSIDE THEM IS NUCLEAZARRRD... A NUCLEARRR RRREPTILE LUSUS THAT, AFTERRR BASKING IN THE RRREACT💥H💥RRR WITHIN THE HIVE, MAY EXPEL A SMALL AT💥H💥MIC ATTACK T💥H💥 STUN PRRREY...]
HELP... I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY FALLEN THRRR💥UGH THE SUBFL💥💥RRR 💥F MY HIVE... SKRRRE💥💥💥NK... SH💥ULD HAVE SPRRRUNG F💥RRR M💥RRRE THAN JUST BALSA W💥💥D...
YES... LARRRGERRR THAN N💥RRRMAL SIZE... IF IT WERRREN'T F💥RRR PRRR💥PAGANDA, HE W💥ULD RRREMAIN KNEE HIGH T💥H💥 THE TRRRUE KING AT ALL TIMES...
I see! And I think I know the answer to this one, but just making sure: The "True King" is...? ❣︎
NUCLEAZARRRD PRRRIME... I AM NAMED AFTERRR THEM... G💥JIRRRA... SAME SPECIES AS MY LUSUS...
Hehe, aw! That's lovely! Or. Scary? I'm actually not sure which you'd ꫂ❁refer. I don't watch a whole lot of action movies, so I'm going to make the conscious decision to believe anything you tell me about big monsters and such, okay? ❣︎
THEY ARRRE EM💥TI💥NALLY PACKED DRRRAMAS AB💥UT THE IND💥MITABLE WILL 💥F TRRR💥LLS M💥RRRE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!
THE LEGALLY MANDATED PLANETARRRY ASSET RRRECLAMATI💥N INCIDENT IN WHICH EVERRRY RRREGISTERRRED BEAST, FRRREAK, MUTATI💥N, ALIEN, AND UNAUTH💥RRRIZED C💥ASTAL MENACE IS DEPL💥YED AGAINST THE 💥NE C💥RRRRRRECT LIZARRRD, WH💥 WAS SLEEPING IN ICE PRRRIS💥N AND H💥NESTLY HAD THE RRRIGHT IDEA IT'S L💥UD... THE HERRRETICAL C💥NSTRRRUCTI💥N 💥F A TRRREAS💥N💥US IRRR💥N IMP💥STERRR IN THE SHAPE 💥F A LIVING SH💥RRRELINE CALAMITY, F💥LL💥WED BY THE IMMEDIATE AND EXTRRREMELY PRRREDICTABLE C💥NSEQUENCES 💥F TRRRYING T💥H💥 WEARRR AN💥THERRR BEAST’S FACE IN PUBLIC IT'S LIKE IF S💥ME💥NE BUILT A METAL VERRRSI💥N 💥F ME AND I KICKED ITS ASS BUT EVERRRY💥NE STILL LIKED IT BETTERRR... THE SLUDGE-B💥RRRN MUNICIPAL FILTH DEM💥N, 💥RRR: WHY THE L💥WERRR CASTES ARRRE 💥NCE AGAIN BEING ASKED T💥H💥 T💥H💥LERRRATE A PRRR💥VINCE-SIZED BI💥HAZARRRD UNTIL A LARRRGE ANGRRRY RRREPTILE PERRRF💥RRRMS SANITATI💥N BY VI💥LENCE USED T💥H💥 BE CALLED THE W💥RRRST 💥NE... N💥W PRRRETTY MUCH THE BEST ANTI-P💥LLUTI💥N PRRR💥PAGANDA... MINUTES FRRR💥M THE EMERRRGENCY IMPERRRIAL C💥MMITTEE RRREGARRRDING THE 💥NG💥ING EV💥LUTI💥NARRRY TANTRRRUM CURRRRRRENTLY BLEEDING THRRR💥UGH THE CITY, INTERRRRRRUPTING SEVERRRAL CARRREERRRS, AND PRRR💥VING THAT N💥 AM💥UNT 💥F 💥FFICIAL SEALS CAN 💥UTRRRUN A WET G💥D WITH BURRREAUCRRRATIC TRRRAUMA IT IS N💥T JUST A M💥NSTERRR M💥VIE... IT IS A M💥VIE AB💥UT WATCHING LEADERRRSHIP DISC💥VERRR, IN RRREAL TIME, THAT F💥RRRMS CANN💥T BE FILED AT A GIANT M💥UTH... THE P💥ST-RRREBELLI💥N C💥ASTAL RRREC💥NSTRRRUCTI💥N M💥RRRALITY DISASTERRR IN WHICH 💥NE NEARRRLY BRRR💥KEN SURRRVIV💥RRR, 💥NE B💥RRRRRR💥WED B💥AT, AND 💥NE UNRRREAS💥NABLY PERRRSISTENT AT💥H💥MIC HELL-LIZARRRD ATTEMPT T💥H💥 DETERRRMINE WHETHERRR H💥PE CAN EXIST BEL💥W NEGATIVE 💥NE 💥N THE IMPERRRIAL SUFFERRRING INDEX THE BEST 💥F THEM ALL... BEST 💥NE... N💥 ARRRGUMENT... IT HAS DAMAGE, SHAME, SURRRVIVAL, B💥ATS, SCRRREAMING, AND THE KIND 💥F M💥NSTERRR THAT MAKES EVERRRY PERRRS💥NAL PRRR💥BLEM FEEL H💥NEST...
Oh!!! Now that you mention it, I actually saw that last one! I think my hivemate wanted to watch it, haha. Your commentary is very aꫂ❁t! It definitely ꫂ❁acked an emotional ꫂ❁unch. I don't believe I've seen the others, though. I'll let you know once I've checked them out ^^ ❣︎
I NEED T💥H💥 KN💥W S💥METHING IMP💥RRRTANT... WHICH KAIJU C💥ULD Y💥U PERRRS💥NALLY FIX? N💥T DEFEAT... N💥T SURRRVIVE... FIX! Y💥U GET 💥NE HEARRRTFELT C💥NVERRRSATI💥N, 💥NE TERRRRRRIBLE PLAN, AND MAYBE A WARRREH💥USE FULL 💥F FISH, ELECTRRRICITY, RRRADI💥ACTIVE WASTE, 💥RRR WHATEVERRR ELSE Y💥U THINK HELPS... I AM JUDGING EVERRRY ANSWERRR...
SKRRREE💥💥NK! RRRERRREADING M💥NSTERRRPIECE THEATRRRE F💥RRR THE FIFTIETH TIME... NUCLEAZARRRD KEEPS BURRRNING IT BEF💥RRRE I FINISH!
SKRRRE💥NK! NUCLEAZARRRD IS DESTRRR💥YING MY FEG💥 CITY DI💥RRRAMA 💥F THE EAST ALTERRRNIAN CAPITAL AGAIN... C💥ME 💥N! D💥N'T DESTRRR💥Y THE CASTLE!!!
SKRRRE💥NK... DUN DUDUDUDUDUDUD💥DUUUU💥💥💥💥N... G💥💥D EVENING...
NEW ACC💥UNT, STILL FIGURRRING THIS PLACE 💥UT... NAME IS G💥JIRRRA SH💥WAH... ANY/ALL PRRR💥N💥UNS, GENDERRRQUEERRR, N💥T ACTUALLY A KAIJU DESPITE THE NAME... JUST VERRRY, VERRRY N💥RRRMAL AB💥UT KAIJU... P💥SSIBLY KAIJU KIN... STILL W💥RRRKING THAT 💥UT... M💥STLY HERRRE T💥H💥 EXPL💥RRRE, P💥ST, LURRRK, AND H💥PEFULLY FIND 💥THERRR M💥NSTERRR M💥VIE ENJ💥YERRRS... MY NUCLEAZARRRD LUSUS UNSPIRRRED ME... SKRRRE💥💥💥NK...
My Lusus Could Defeat Your Lusus Any Day Of The Week.
I AM N💥T G💥ING T💥H💥 P💥WERRRSCALE NUCLEAZARRRD T💥H💥 AN INFERRRI💥RRR BEAST...