Chakwa Nanich

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Chakwa Nanich

1 month ago

Beforian

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|| ► mycelium connection 3.0: command, control... or something sinister? || ◄ #alta-mayka-munk-kemteks #mycelium-connection #beforian-domain-expansion #mushroom-network #progress-is-progress an article on the most recent upgrades to the much-anticipated mychorrhizal network — a fungal system of lossless near-instantaneous information transfer cultivated and popularized via the administration of beforian domain expansion — by accredited author chakwa nanich, localized into 4 separate trollian dialects and 1 non-trollian dialect for ease-of-reading. questions? comments? generalized fears about the necessary infiltration of beforian lingo in your pulakʰli-kʰapa-pulakʰli? chakwa nanich can be reached using @integrityManifesto on chittr. → article begins. wik-wawa ixt chaku — it goes without saying — that the finest form of communication is the kind that works, and to that end, beforian excellence is maintained by the purest interpretation of such fact. as many may already know, the mychorrhizal network has received a massively-muttered update to infrastructure! a seamless transition from disconnected trolls to hyperconnected hivestems. to the uneducated troll? simply entering any structure on beforus is enough to establish a frequency connection on one's devices, a sort of privilege that comes with nearly no latency. this is only improved upon when connecting directly to a port or simply laying your device upon a structural surface in proximity to the walls or floors. i will let you into the ipsət: mycelium relay! beforian technology is alive, it is grown, a simple fact of trollian society. our husktops and roachframes are biologically curated over thousands of generations for longevity and information storage and repeated use. many devices have been bred to feed on pure energy and transmit data... but how? where does the energy come from? how is it all transmitted? once again, this journalist will tell you the ipsət: mycelium relay! for trideca-sweeps, all power pi all information pi all surveillance has been conducted through the fungal optics. yet, until mere seasons ago, there were reaches of beforus itself that were not linked up. how was this done with such speed and rapidity, mayka wawa?! in simplest terms, the network has grown to meet the needs of its domain. literally, not figuratively. through careful seeding and orchestrated growth, even the most remote hive of beforus can enjoy the benefits of frequency access and limitless power for the low cost of the watchful gazebulbs of our emporess. how lucky! here begins an unprecedented amount of communication. merely lay your husktop upon a table, then watch it hum with delight as it charges. enter any block of your hive, and experience immediate spore-to-transmit gains. there have, of course, been outcries. complaints made in service of petty things like privacy, self-management, and generally unsociable beliefs. in my humble opinion: these are the words of the improperly-culled expressing disdain for an overt example of proper minding. the emporess, as we know, culls each of her subjects without disdain or favoritism. to be directly connected to her domain is, without a doubt, the closest some will ever come to making her acquaintance. which is to say nothing of her direct hand in breeding the most recent update to the mychorrhizal dissemination! gracious indeed. what does this mean for the skukum-troll? nothing of note, really. the mycelium connection situation is historically rolled out to your hives expeditiously, before trickling down to those in less fortunate castes. we can call this a form of econubics. for the tənəs-troll? you are able to connect anywhere, at any time, to facilitate immediate connection with your dear or despise. some whispers have even been made about priorly-established mushroom hubs extending connectivity to streetlights or public migration vehicles. it really is as simple as letting your device lean against a mycelium-afflicted plane until full. at this time, no allergic reactions or sensitivities have been reported. and they would be! the watchful eye of the emporess 'does incorporate all delegates now, barring the deliberately remote or the hiveless population. electrocution is also at an all-time low, which means the network is successfully maintaining levels no matter the power-draw. outages have been known to troll through high-use hivestems — attributable to the mycelium consuming power as it finalizes infiltration of uninfected walls. <perhaps this is growing pains?> think of this unprecedented opportunity as your calling card to chaku — action. if it perturbs or upsets you? connectivity with your local caste-representative has never been easier. feed up on the material cost of replaced insulation, the outages only seeming to affect low-caste hivestems, or the alleged rise of cull-mismanagement now that one's location is visible at all times. and once you've done that, come back to report it all to me for an unbiased and factual article. if you enjoyed my ramblings, you might think to subscribe to my chittr profile... only do so if you feel it is in your best interest to receive real information, true facts, and journalistic integrity that is uncompromising no matter the personal toll. beforus has problems with a capital P. no system is ideal under there's nothing left to critique! → article concludes. this is chakwa nanich, alta nayka ɬatu on the 9th lunar perigee of the 9th dim season's equinox. ɬax̣ayam! mirrored articles on swattpad, recoupjournal, huskbook, and panshock monthly. originally posted on the official alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks website. — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.

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Chakwa Nanich

2 months ago

Beforian

Those who came before us.

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

@integrityManifesto[IM]

|| ► what time is it? soon-to-beforian understandings of the trollian sweep. || an article on beforus-based calendar understanding and execution of chronology by accredited author chakwa nanich, localized into 4 separate trollian dialects and 1 non-trollian dialect for ease-of-reading. questions? comments? generalized fears about upcoming elections to caste-representative positions in government? chakwa nanich can be reached using @integrityManifesto on chittr. → article begins. in branching out across platforms, it has come to my attention that! non-trollian species might struggle to understand the timekeeping practices of a beforian journalist. since journalism itself is about sharing information in the most understandable and blunt way, i can't exactly leave a newfound audience out to dry. so. despite my great efforts to avoid the inevitable, i will now embrace the mantle of proper schoolfeeder to the unabsorbed. should make things easier when you are all eventually subsumed into the beforian domain, putting you at least two sheds above the average cull-captive. let's hop to it! beforus rotates on two axes, the polar axis and the lunar axis. the polar axis runs through our largest oceans, specifically the deepest trenches of those oceans! similar to the "human" concept of "north and south" poles from my extensive research. the lunar axis is a variable point, so just think of it as "perpendicular" to our lovely pink moon and our solar system's resident star. analogous to the "human" concept of "north and south" poles... again. wik-kəmtəks? most wrigglers are! don't worry... i have a feedecree in communication. time to approach it another way. beforus orbits the resident star on its lunar axis, meaning the moon and the sun are on the same "plane" in space at all times. however, the planet SPINS on its polar axis, and our equator is never parallel with our moon because the MOON orbits over the polar axis. 'dret wik-kəmtəks ixt. {i have included a helpful diagram below to clarify things a little further, in case my readers are visual feeders.} moving on... a perigee is the time it takes our pink moon to reach one pole from the other, or one full night and light together, with the apogee being the midpoint or change-over from light to night... or night to light depending on your location! sort of similar to chaku-san or chaku-mun for the diurnal "human" species that seems most dominant of non-trollian chittr users. the moon orbits us 13 full times over the course of an equinox. 26 perigees {or 26 apogees if you're weird} make just 1 equinox {about 1 rotation of the planet} and it takes around 26 equinoxes to orbit the resident star. wow! it sure is nice to have everything perfectly match like that, huh? ...fun fact for the curious... beforus actually has several "eves" that are "not-really-nights" in our calendars, or night / light cycles that get "skipped" from counting because we like our 26-26-26 set-up sooo much. you might have heard of 12th perigee's eve before! that's just one of our "skipping" perigees, showing up every equinox or so to pad out those pesky "almost" and "abouts" in beforan timekeeping. hatching on an eve is considered very unlucky in some parts of beforus, so do your best to chew out at a good time like just before or after a season. a season? right! beforus has four seasons, known as dim / dusk / dawn / doom. these are governed by our orbit around the resident star. doom and dusk are opposites, just like dim and dawn, existing on opposite sides of beforus at any given time. unlike non-trollian seasons on boring 1-axis planets like "earth" or similar, our seasons refer to the position of the star's light on beforus at any given time during a sweep. the side of beforus that faces the resident star is in the doom season, the side facing away from the resident star is in the dusk season! meanwhile, the dawn season is the "edge" of the doom-dusk seasons "turning" into the sunlight and the dim season is the doom-dusk "edge" now "turning" away from the sunlight. {i'll include a diagram for this as well. my gift to visual feeders.} doom seasons are hot, dusk seasons are cold, and dim / dawn seasons are just the best! thankfully, the worst of doom and dusk seasons take place over the deep oceans, warming our and cooling our waters in a way that keeps the whole of beforus very livable for even the lowliest of landdwellers. when our equator faces the resident star, our natural rotation keeps the topography from being utterly eradicated by husk-blistering radiation and heat... but don't go wandering during the light apogee. seriously! i'm warning you against that. phew! looks like we've covered all the basics, even if it gets even more complicated down to the smallest click. trolls are pretty set in our ways. we like everything working out in sort-of-tridecimals more than anything else, so even our perigees are broken up into 26: 13 scrubs before apogee then 13 scrubs after. as for a scrub, that's 26 swabs, and finally 52... clicks to a swab. {no system's perfect, i suppose.} consider it a system relying on 12... + 1, just in case. thank you for taking the time to feed up on basic beforian timekeeping with me, dear reader. hopefully these details have scuttled to the deepest reaches of your pan-equivalent... and if you're a troll who didn't know any of this stuff. well, now you do! if you enjoyed my ramblings, you might think to subscribe to my chittr profile, but. only do that if you're prepared for some hard hitting REAL journalism tackling the weird and wacky and wonderful problems on beforus. yes, i said PROBLEMS. no system is ideal until there's nothing left to critique, so keep your bulbs open and your tubes clean. if you dare! → article concludes. this is chakwa nanich, alta nayka ɬatu on the 12th lunar perigee of the 8th doom season's equinox. ɬax̣ayam! mirrored articles on swattpad, recoupjournal, huskbook, and panshock monthly. originally posted on the official alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks website. — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.

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