Chakwa Nanich
@integrityManifesto
owner pi editor pi writer of alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks, the only independent beforan source of true journalism. chakwa nanich uses any "pronouns" and "gender" but only one name. ɬax̣ayam!
garbageblxxd patient hxrked up halfdigested graingruel all xver my scrubs txnight. sxrry bud we're pulling yxur plug. - xx
this reporter takes a certain low-caste ire with your terminology here, but where would the fine medicullers of the beforian domain be without some bitch-and-moaning? chakwa nanich thinks... we'd be in dire straits! try not to give in to your base desires, or the next tell-all article will be your name on the gutting board. wik na munk-hihi! unless...? ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
and i am xfficially xut xf the building. sx i can tell yxu exactly where tx shxve yxur feelings. #tilitperfxrates. #relax #hesfine #nxdearsweetprecixusscumblxxdswereharmedduringmyshift #tragically.- xx
chakwa nanich is nothing if not dedicated to the natural subjugation order! i will be reporting to the nearest pal-around-penitence facility as quickly as these walkstubs can propel the husk attached. to question your on-duty opinions is much too far above this reporter's caste. most definitely. without a doubt. hihihi! — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
|| ► mycelium connection 3.0: command, control... or something sinister? || ◄ #alta-mayka-munk-kemteks #mycelium-connection #beforian-domain-expansion #mushroom-network #progress-is-progress an article on the most recent upgrades to the much-anticipated mychorrhizal network — a fungal system of lossless near-instantaneous information transfer cultivated and popularized via the administration of beforian domain expansion — by accredited author chakwa nanich, localized into 4 separate trollian dialects and 1 non-trollian dialect for ease-of-reading. questions? comments? generalized fears about the necessary infiltration of beforian lingo in your pulakʰli-kʰapa-pulakʰli? chakwa nanich can be reached using @integrityManifesto on chittr. → article begins. wik-wawa ixt chaku — it goes without saying — that the finest form of communication is the kind that works, and to that end, beforian excellence is maintained by the purest interpretation of such fact. as many may already know, the mychorrhizal network has received a massively-muttered update to infrastructure! a seamless transition from disconnected trolls to hyperconnected hivestems. to the uneducated troll? simply entering any structure on beforus is enough to establish a frequency connection on one's devices, a sort of privilege that comes with nearly no latency. this is only improved upon when connecting directly to a port or simply laying your device upon a structural surface in proximity to the walls or floors. i will let you into the ipsət: mycelium relay! beforian technology is alive, it is grown, a simple fact of trollian society. our husktops and roachframes are biologically curated over thousands of generations for longevity and information storage and repeated use. many devices have been bred to feed on pure energy and transmit data... but how? where does the energy come from? how is it all transmitted? once again, this journalist will tell you the ipsət: mycelium relay! for trideca-sweeps, all power pi all information pi all surveillance has been conducted through the fungal optics. yet, until mere seasons ago, there were reaches of beforus itself that were not linked up. how was this done with such speed and rapidity, mayka wawa?! in simplest terms, the network has grown to meet the needs of its domain. literally, not figuratively. through careful seeding and orchestrated growth, even the most remote hive of beforus can enjoy the benefits of frequency access and limitless power for the low cost of the watchful gazebulbs of our emporess. how lucky! here begins an unprecedented amount of communication. merely lay your husktop upon a table, then watch it hum with delight as it charges. enter any block of your hive, and experience immediate spore-to-transmit gains. there have, of course, been outcries. complaints made in service of petty things like privacy, self-management, and generally unsociable beliefs. in my humble opinion: these are the words of the improperly-culled expressing disdain for an overt example of proper minding. the emporess, as we know, culls each of her subjects without disdain or favoritism. to be directly connected to her domain is, without a doubt, the closest some will ever come to making her acquaintance. which is to say nothing of her direct hand in breeding the most recent update to the mychorrhizal dissemination! gracious indeed. what does this mean for the skukum-troll? nothing of note, really. the mycelium connection situation is historically rolled out to your hives expeditiously, before trickling down to those in less fortunate castes. we can call this a form of econubics. for the tənəs-troll? you are able to connect anywhere, at any time, to facilitate immediate connection with your dear or despise. some whispers have even been made about priorly-established mushroom hubs extending connectivity to streetlights or public migration vehicles. it really is as simple as letting your device lean against a mycelium-afflicted plane until full. at this time, no allergic reactions or sensitivities have been reported. and they would be! the watchful eye of the emporess 'does incorporate all delegates now, barring the deliberately remote or the hiveless population. electrocution is also at an all-time low, which means the network is successfully maintaining levels no matter the power-draw. outages have been known to troll through high-use hivestems — attributable to the mycelium consuming power as it finalizes infiltration of uninfected walls. <perhaps this is growing pains?> think of this unprecedented opportunity as your calling card to chaku — action. if it perturbs or upsets you? connectivity with your local caste-representative has never been easier. feed up on the material cost of replaced insulation, the outages only seeming to affect low-caste hivestems, or the alleged rise of cull-mismanagement now that one's location is visible at all times. and once you've done that, come back to report it all to me for an unbiased and factual article. if you enjoyed my ramblings, you might think to subscribe to my chittr profile... only do so if you feel it is in your best interest to receive real information, true facts, and journalistic integrity that is uncompromising no matter the personal toll. beforus has problems with a capital P. no system is ideal under there's nothing left to critique! → article concludes. this is chakwa nanich, alta nayka ɬatu on the 9th lunar perigee of the 9th dim season's equinox. ɬax̣ayam! mirrored articles on swattpad, recoupjournal, huskbook, and panshock monthly. originally posted on the official alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks website. — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ KONGAR IS GLAD WE HAVE SUCH DUTIFUL REPORTING. ON THE SCENE. AS CHAKWA. TO MAKE SURE NO ALLERGENS. OR STRANGE. IRREGULARITIES. ARE TAKING SHAPE. @(。･`へ´･)@ ...KONGAR ONCE THOUGHT HE WAS ALLERGIC TO THE SPORE NETWORK. @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ ...TURNS OUT. KONGAR IS NOT ALLERGIC AT ALL. WAS JUST NOT SUPPOSED TO INHALE. FOR BETTER CONNECTIVITY. LEARNED THAT LESSON. THE SNART WAY. SNORTING HARD. AND HURTING ROM IT. KONGAR WILL NOT REPEAT THIS MISTAKE EVER.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ it is without judgement but chakwa nanich has indeed hired this rabbit to look upon you with some disdain for the act. an understandable moment of weakness, but your folly will not soon be repeated. this journalist is thankful for that! in any case, it bodes well that such rigorous mistaken behavior was undoubtedly documented by the very spores you hacked and wheezed. perhaps a bulletin will be circulated about best practices... and why lamps are not candy despite their beautiful colorations. ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
|| ► what time is it? soon-to-beforian understandings of the trollian sweep. || an article on beforus-based calendar understanding and execution of chronology by accredited author chakwa nanich, localized into 4 separate trollian dialects and 1 non-trollian dialect for ease-of-reading. questions? comments? generalized fears about upcoming elections to caste-representative positions in government? chakwa nanich can be reached using @integrityManifesto on chittr. → article begins. in branching out across platforms, it has come to my attention that! non-trollian species might struggle to understand the timekeeping practices of a beforian journalist. since journalism itself is about sharing information in the most understandable and blunt way, i can't exactly leave a newfound audience out to dry. so. despite my great efforts to avoid the inevitable, i will now embrace the mantle of proper schoolfeeder to the unabsorbed. should make things easier when you are all eventually subsumed into the beforian domain, putting you at least two sheds above the average cull-captive. let's hop to it! beforus rotates on two axes, the polar axis and the lunar axis. the polar axis runs through our largest oceans, specifically the deepest trenches of those oceans! similar to the "human" concept of "north and south" poles from my extensive research. the lunar axis is a variable point, so just think of it as "perpendicular" to our lovely pink moon and our solar system's resident star. analogous to the "human" concept of "north and south" poles... again. wik-kəmtəks? most wrigglers are! don't worry... i have a feedecree in communication. time to approach it another way. beforus orbits the resident star on its lunar axis, meaning the moon and the sun are on the same "plane" in space at all times. however, the planet SPINS on its polar axis, and our equator is never parallel with our moon because the MOON orbits over the polar axis. 'dret wik-kəmtəks ixt. {i have included a helpful diagram below to clarify things a little further, in case my readers are visual feeders.} moving on... a perigee is the time it takes our pink moon to reach one pole from the other, or one full night and light together, with the apogee being the midpoint or change-over from light to night... or night to light depending on your location! sort of similar to chaku-san or chaku-mun for the diurnal "human" species that seems most dominant of non-trollian chittr users. the moon orbits us 13 full times over the course of an equinox. 26 perigees {or 26 apogees if you're weird} make just 1 equinox {about 1 rotation of the planet} and it takes around 26 equinoxes to orbit the resident star. wow! it sure is nice to have everything perfectly match like that, huh? ...fun fact for the curious... beforus actually has several "eves" that are "not-really-nights" in our calendars, or night / light cycles that get "skipped" from counting because we like our 26-26-26 set-up sooo much. you might have heard of 12th perigee's eve before! that's just one of our "skipping" perigees, showing up every equinox or so to pad out those pesky "almost" and "abouts" in beforan timekeeping. hatching on an eve is considered very unlucky in some parts of beforus, so do your best to chew out at a good time like just before or after a season. a season? right! beforus has four seasons, known as dim / dusk / dawn / doom. these are governed by our orbit around the resident star. doom and dusk are opposites, just like dim and dawn, existing on opposite sides of beforus at any given time. unlike non-trollian seasons on boring 1-axis planets like "earth" or similar, our seasons refer to the position of the star's light on beforus at any given time during a sweep. the side of beforus that faces the resident star is in the doom season, the side facing away from the resident star is in the dusk season! meanwhile, the dawn season is the "edge" of the doom-dusk seasons "turning" into the sunlight and the dim season is the doom-dusk "edge" now "turning" away from the sunlight. {i'll include a diagram for this as well. my gift to visual feeders.} doom seasons are hot, dusk seasons are cold, and dim / dawn seasons are just the best! thankfully, the worst of doom and dusk seasons take place over the deep oceans, warming our and cooling our waters in a way that keeps the whole of beforus very livable for even the lowliest of landdwellers. when our equator faces the resident star, our natural rotation keeps the topography from being utterly eradicated by husk-blistering radiation and heat... but don't go wandering during the light apogee. seriously! i'm warning you against that. phew! looks like we've covered all the basics, even if it gets even more complicated down to the smallest click. trolls are pretty set in our ways. we like everything working out in sort-of-tridecimals more than anything else, so even our perigees are broken up into 26: 13 scrubs before apogee then 13 scrubs after. as for a scrub, that's 26 swabs, and finally 52... clicks to a swab. {no system's perfect, i suppose.} consider it a system relying on 12... + 1, just in case. thank you for taking the time to feed up on basic beforian timekeeping with me, dear reader. hopefully these details have scuttled to the deepest reaches of your pan-equivalent... and if you're a troll who didn't know any of this stuff. well, now you do! if you enjoyed my ramblings, you might think to subscribe to my chittr profile, but. only do that if you're prepared for some hard hitting REAL journalism tackling the weird and wacky and wonderful problems on beforus. yes, i said PROBLEMS. no system is ideal until there's nothing left to critique, so keep your bulbs open and your tubes clean. if you dare! → article concludes. this is chakwa nanich, alta nayka ɬatu on the 12th lunar perigee of the 8th doom season's equinox. ɬax̣ayam! mirrored articles on swattpad, recoupjournal, huskbook, and panshock monthly. originally posted on the official alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks website. — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
Kongar!!! My apprentice.... My orb fails me, who is this individual? Are they too apart of the grand quest we have embarked on??? SPEAK TO ME!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
ᕦ@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@ᕤ YOU ONCE TOLD ME. A WORTHY APPRENTICE LOOKS FOR THE WORDS BEYOND THE PAGES OF A SINGLE BOOK. THIS. IS ANOTHER BOOK. CHAWKA NANICH IS A CREATOR OF MANY BOOKS. A WORDSMITH OF MANY WRITTEN SCULPTURES. AND THE MIGHTIEST PEN TO SURPASS ALL SWORDS. HE IS. ERUDITE INFORMATION. THAT KONGAR COULD NEVER HOPE TO FIT INSIDE OF KONGAR'S THINKPAN ALL AT ONCE. AND OFTEN HAS TO THINK ABOUT. LONG AND HARD. FOR A VERY VERY VERY LONG TIME. ALL OF THIS... -@(o･ｪ･o)@) @(。・v< )@ ~☆ AND A FRIEND.
kongar! kongar! kongar! kongar! kongar! kongar! kongar! kooongar!!!!!!! Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი𐑼 Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი𐑼 Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი⑅𐑼 an entire crowd of chakwa nanich enthusiats are cheering your name specifically, because it is always such a pleasure to see you in my comments. hello, kongar! it has been a while, so thank you for reaching out and making sure i know how appreciated the work is. how's the shoulder holding up?! inquiring bunnies would like to know. ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
AH!!!! I see... HOO HOO HAH!! A fellow parser of the fine arts of WORDS and SCRIPTURES!!! You have done well to make friends with individuals of wise caliber I am proud of you my apprentice! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ EHEM!! If uhm, Chakwa witnesses this, I greet you! My name is Monkei and I am very excited to share knowledge with you and also to LEARN from you!! HOO HOO HAH! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
ɬush ɬush ɬush!!! your accent is perfectly reasonable given your less-than-living circumstances, miss wellen. i'm assuming you are east beforan, given your honorifics and name placement, so please let me know if you prefer -san suffixes. ݁ Ი𐑼⋆ it warms my thorax to know that kongar has taken the time to spread my ramblings beyond the veil. industrious! perhaps i am destined for an even greater audience when my husk finally fails me?! can't let all that importance go to my head. as for my dialect... that's exactly why i'm so blunt about my history. beforus, as you probably know, has a terrible problem. silencing the outer fringes of society, or quashing what came before... i just won't stand for it. jumping up to the plate is my reason for being, and if i have my way, perhaps full articles can be in my native dialect and still be understood...? 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
witnessing... ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ a grand pleasure to meet a compawnion of kongar's! i am very talkative, but only about the things that i like. this is your one and only warning before entering companionship with the one and only chakwa nanich... ₍ᐢ. ༝ .ᐢ₎ still, we probably have much to learn from the other. here is to a long and cheerful closeness! — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
HOO HOO HAH! Do not worry, as a wizard of the magic arts, all knowledge is good knowledge!! You may blab to me on the parchments as long as you desire!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ Perhaps we could even invite you to our grand adventures? our many nights of intense bloons towers defense 6? Some Balatro? @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ WE WILL BALL!!! MONKEY BALL!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
your invitation is just so thoughtful! do you have nothing but kindness in your pan?! it's putting this journalist to shame... hihihi! 𐔌՞꜆. ̫.꜀՞𐦯 it would be an honor to join yourself and @apexAcerbate in a flurry of company-making activities. i'm shocked that the perilous trials of MONKEY BALL have fans even in this modern age... i suppose some trolls are gluttons for punishment? but ixt caveat. kongar is required to ice and rest that shoulder. i will not be responsible for chitin failure later in life. ma kəmtəks?! ૮₍ ˶˃ ⤙ ˂˶ ₎ა — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
you got any clue on how this compares to alternian timekeepin?
hmm... an incredibly important question for chakwa nanich! to this i devote my fullest attentions, so please consider the following: given the nature of alternia's additional faux moon pi traditional documentation about bi-lunar estimations, it is this journalist's opinion that the tipsu-pchix̣ mun has a stationary or abnormal proximity to the spuʔuq-pil mun. this could have no effect at all, or perhaps a massive effect on everything from rotation of the alternian planet to length of orbit around the alternian system star. ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹ which... is not taking into account the myriad of ways alternian subjugation and planetary destruction may have intoned further alterations. chakwa nanich could infer that "interference" with the trollian species in development could have a nonsensical time system enforced by ⚪utside parties: insisting on things like "months" pi "days" as monitoration. strange! gross! na-chaku sik-təmtəm! /) /) ( • ༝•) extensive in-person research would be required to ascertain the differences... perhaps a story exists here to burrow into?! — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I uh... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Kinda love my friends an awful bunch? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < There are more-a-y'all than I reckon I've ever met people in my life...not even sure how t'handle havin' followers...b-but... ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< Thank YOU. Genuinely. I ain't gonna downplay it none. I'm humbled endlessly...hopefully this ping ain't too imposing-like, 'n th'sight 'o my smilin' face can brighten yer day just a smidge...!!!! Means more than anythin' t'behold and be held in yer thoughts...just as EWE were mine, all followers!!! #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XChittr #GygaxianBholding
ma q'wəɬ na təmtəm, gygaax bhildr. in such important moments, know that your days are numbered and chakwa nanich will soon repay this kindness in triplicate. hop to a fanastic light, or else! ma kəmtəks?! ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡ — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...so ain't this the darndest thing!!!! Turns out...ewe can meet a lotta strange folk on these 'ere online spaces, strung out over the cosmic wire, includin' those from BEFORUS!!!! Their like walk among us...'n though their cultures, histories, 'n customs are different... ᴗദ്ദി(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< They ain't strangers t'popularity contests 'n the like!!! Ain't that just the darndest thing...? Probably purrrrrttttyyyy damn different from our own Bruisy Pageants or Beauticull Troll spectacle events... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < IT WAS A LOTTA FUN!!! Thankin' my newfound buddy 'n pal, Chakwa fer pinchin' me up 'n moseyin' me along...'n mad thanks t'havenhive at large fer answerin' all my questions...!!!! I'm...honestly kinda stoked fer another future visit!!!!
Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი𐑼 Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი𐑼 Ი𐑼⋆Ი⑅𐑼 Ი︵𐑼݁ Ი⑅𐑼 as you can see, the crowd is going absolutely wild. what unprecedented but much-needed fanfare! it is the pleasure of ixt chakwa nanich to have supplied the rope of total victory. rustblood skukum-təmtəm will never falter in the face of cobalt complacency. for matters of havenhive. your visit was politely conducted and to that end, as long as flapping lips are kept unfluttered, ██████ has made it very clear your face was a pleasant thing. bodes well. you will probably not die alone in the vacuum of space forevermore. rejoice?! 𑣲₍ ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ we hope to see you again. aɬqi. dret aɬqi! — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
♠️█ ░ s0rt 0f a f0ll0w up...t0 my earlier p0st...0n bef0ran culture...and s0cietal...stuff...c0ncerning shibari hist0ry... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ bef0ran penal justice...typically rev0lves ar0und minimizing harm...t0 the lives 0f y0urself...and that 0f 0thers...b0th c0nsidered pr0perty 0f the state...it gets called many things...*culling*...*the buddy system*...*buddyaucracy*...even insulting things...like happily managed...0r cradle-t0-c0sm0s care...sweet street patr0lled stewardship...smile f0r miles invent0ry...but the w0rst 0f it...were the *peace 0fficers*...n0 l0ve l0st there... ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ y0u c0uld be st0pped. at any time. f0r any reas0n. by bef0ran peace 0fficers. suspici0n 0f a s0ur m00d. 0n p0ssessi0n 0f a glum demean0r. 0f apprehensi0n 0f a bad night. it did n0t matter the reas0n. if 0ne was n0t pr0vided. it w0uld be aff0rded t0 y0u...after the fact. y0u c0uld be harassed...stripped 0f y0ur bel0ngings...br0wbeaten...humiliated...and dragged away f0r later...*wellness chats*...trust me when i say this...y0u w0uld n0t...d0 much 0f the chatting...and y0ur wellness...w0uld be the least 0f their c0ncerns...bleugh! ପ(∗´ᗒ ࡇ ᗕ`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ but...fr0m a d0se 0f s0rr0w...c0mes tw0 helpings 0f beauty... ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ the entire m0dern art 0f...shibari...c0mes fr0m martial training...standardized during the 'm0rren era 0f terr0r'...the s0-called...silt-slide avalanche...the rusting ep0ch...the dredge sweeps...crackdd0wns had t0 be standardized...g0ne were the sequestersweeps 0f simply...questi0ning 0thers...t00ls and techniques were widely disseminated...mmmfff...and the were...regrettably...very effective... ▒ ▓❤️
this is chakwa nanich, reporting in to provide minimal but accurate fact-checking. all statements made here are TRUE! in this humble reporter's opinion, ixt of the most horrible eras in beforian history are those DREDGE SWEEPS... which did lead to intensely standardized methods of capture pi detainment pi justice. no matter how loathsome the perpetrator, gentle loving care is visited on all miscreants to ensure rapid personality readjustment. 𑣲₍ ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.