Calypa Troces
@urbanishExpositor
not surE how lifE is going, just trying to makE it work.
gog, can't wait for this wEEk to bE ovEr. i know i usEd to bE morE activE initially, but i'm just so swampEd with things that nEEd my attEntion.
ugh, lifE is strEssful, tiring, and i'vE finally caught up with thE dElugE of work. i can actually Enjoy my schEdulEd days off! what do you mEan i workEd through thEm.
https://www.youtubE.com/watch?v=fmriy9zm7qy not surE why, this song's bEEn in my hEad latEly.
ugh, stupid ovErflowing workload. anyonE wanna bE mE for a whilE?
dElivEriEs of archaic rEading matErials arE no longEr bEing accEptEd if thEy wEigh morE than 10 pounds collEctivEly. thE rEcEiving chutE doEs its bEst to bundlE thEm for whEn it comEs timE to movE thEm, but if it's so hEavy that it tEars through thE momEnt anyonE triEs to movE it, that sort of dEfEats thE purposE, doEsn't it?
Hellx chittr user urbanishExpxsitxr!!! Archaic reading materials as in...??? My mind gxes tx a 10 pxund pile xf paper... Which seems silly X)))
papErs, books, carvEd stonE slabs, oldEr digital storagE formats. most anything that's physical mEdia can tEchnically bE accEptEd by thE archivEs.
Xh!!! Uhmmm... I feel like mxst carved stxne slabs wxuld weigh 10 lbs xn their xwn :((( I'm nxt gxxd with imperial weight... What wxuld 10 be in kg??? 5-ish??? Really seems like a pain that it can xnly handle sx little weight!!! X(((
just shy of fivE kilos. donations of such matErials can still bE accEptEd, howEvEr thEy must bE dElivErEd to thE archivE dirEctly, rathEr than through thE chutE.
Xh!!! Understxxd!!! I'll make nxte xf that if I had any heavy physical stuff that needed archival... Thank yxu lady Trxces!!! :)))
upon furthEr invEstigation into thE prEviously mEntionEd archaic shipping shipping charts, it appEars as though truly anciEnt altErnians had morE typEs of romancE than thE four quadrants. assuming that somE instancEs arE synonymous with Each othEr, i'm still up to 24 catEgoriEs of romancE so far.
i'm going to throttlE my palmhusk. why doEs it doublE my words so oftEn.
POINT OF ORDER! spreadsheets and spreadsheet management software are the singular most important by trollkind
yEah... kudos to thEm for doing this bEforE thE computErs. this is pEn and papEr, thE old fashionEd way.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i've seen a spewseum exhibit once with ancient shipping charts carved onto stone slabs... i wish ancient trolls put even half as much effort into preserving their banking records or court reporter transcripts. sigh
paw through our archivEs somEtimEs. thE gEnEral public only has accEss to thE currEnt rEdactions and Edits, but with propEr papErwork i might bE ablE to gEt you accEss to thE originals.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i would be *delighted*!
bluh, nothing likE going in to mEssagE somEbody you wErE talking to only to gEt thE "mutuals only" and trying to rEmEmbEr if you wErE following Each othEr bEforE or not. ah wEll. lifE movEs on.
unrElatEd to thE last mEssagE, to thE anonymous patron who donatEd hundrEds of your ancEstors manuscripts, thank you for thE itEms of historical significancE, but i'm sorry to inform you that it all largEly boilEd down to archaic shipping charts. thE formatting is vEry novEl comparEd to today's standards, at lEast!
sorry for ExtEndEd radio silEncE rEcEntly! my palmhusk had bEEn giving mE issuEs for a whilE and i rEcEntly switchEd to a nEwEr modEl. unfortunatEly, Enough is diffErEnt that it's throwing off all of my musclE mEmory and half thE timE i forgEt to pull up chittr to kEEp an EyE on you goofs.
if i'm in my body and you're in yours with no way to swap, how can we ever truly be together? no matter how hard i press my face into yours, a space remains . so am i alone ?
Yep. . Nope. God no.. (The Quote aside. I've kind of always disliked this way of thinking. On a molecular level we may be distanced. But I can still feel the heat of another's flesh on my own. The sensation of contact.)
it's not enough to just feel their heat on my skin! i want to be one !! merged together on a level so deep maybe we're not even two different people... or something...
Beautiful. Poetic. A tad obsessive. I can't see myself relating. Sharing a combined "self" with me is a curse. One I wouldn't wish upon my greatest enemy. I wish you luck in sorting out these feelings.
:33 < meow!!! >:33 https://media.tenor.com/yw8ciskdxncaaaaj/homestuck-nepeta.gif
in the spirit 0f freaky friday i will bec0me hinged.
:33 < don't do it purrawdia!! :33 < its exactly what *they* want!!
it's t00 late. i'm n0rmal n0w.
:33 < nyooooooooo!!!!!!
this is probably the scariest post ivve seen in my life wworst than any horror wworse than abominable creature ivve seen jesus fuckin christ aradia dont do this to us
sorry for not posting as oftEn as i'd likE, my apparEnt adoring audiEncE. i'vE had far morE work to dEal with latEly than i ExpEctEd to, and i'm... not grEat at multitasking.
need to be touched nad groped so bad #nsfw
concept: your kismesis giving you a five minute head start through the woods before they start their hunt stumbling as fast as you can to find a place to hide, every sound around you making your blood pushing spike in pure unadulterated terror running you know youre not fast enough and it makes every step feel like a losing battle when youre finally caught, they mutter how disappointed they are a boot stomping your head into the ground to make sure there will be no fight left in you when they get started (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, prey/predator, primalplay, pitchslop, pitchfic, everyone is in the woods outside my hive right now, if something like this happens can you let me know, slendertroll, slenderman, archive rating: M)
aRADIA, fOCUS ON RUNNING, nOT ON TYPING!!!
aRADIA, fOCUS ON RUNNING NOT, tYPING!!!
IF I DONT HAVE THIS, ILL CRY
((Odella considers replying or rechitting, but doesn't, instead just staring at the chit and trying to reboot their brain.))
:33 < this is my exact fantasy!! :33 < except, i'm the huntress, pawbviously
{{ Well now I know what I'm having him do to me for after work~ }}
:33< ass and kitties! :33< ;33c :33< #nsfw ish adjacent
fucking. whoEvEr droppEd off fiftEEn hundrEd pizza dElivEry rEcEipts at thE archivE, i hatE you.
In another world I would be less uprtight. I'd wear a tight little outfit and dance at the club and flip my haor and grind on strangers. #substance #nsfw ish.
y'know it's funny, i spEnt morE timE on this sitE on thE days i was working than on my day off. wEird.
oof, sEvErEly ovErslEpt... luckily today is my day off.